Coach Lemma Getting Eagles Ready for Brazil Game #CoachLemma #PhiladelphiaEagles #GreenBayPackers

Published: Sep 06, 2024 Duration: 00:03:44 Category: People & Blogs

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all right players same routine this season as it was last season as per sani's request you're all gonna receive a lecture from me coach Lemma prior to every game this will continue I see your eyes rolling this will continue because of how awful you were after the 10in one start last season anyway Napoleon bonapart excuse me Roger Goodell is continuing his world conquest by having International NFL games by having one this season in Brazil where we're sitting right now or standing right now you're all standing coaching staff I see you right there but anyway it's in Brazil this year next year they'll probably be a game in Finland next year the year after that there'll probably be a game in some Asian country you never even heard of but anyway we're here in Brazil not to do the Cha Cha Cha for the record but to turn some Wisconsin cheddar cheese into cheese whiz so we could eat it on a damn cheese steak that's right we are facing the Green Bay Packers today and hey S one I see you sitting back there don't listen to those Giants fans who are so disgruntled that they're calling you overrated all right they're full of [ __ ] you looks like a smart in blue you look better in green and hey uh beckon and uh puff back there welcome to the Eagles and uh Bid Farewell to that uh cursed franchise that uh hisan reck is dealing with right now oh yeah like they're gonna pay him speaking of curse what the heck is this crap the lions are Sports Illustrated choice to win the damn Super Bowl are you kidding me team I think I know what happened some type of exorcism was performed on the Lions they transferred that demon from them into us I so know it that's the reason why Sports Illustrated picked them the Lions to win the Super Bowl which means we are possessed right now last night I spent the whole night puking and [ __ ] and I thought it was because of the Brazilian food that I had for dinner last night no it turns out I'm possessed by a demon named Pazuzu thankfully there is a tall statue of Jesus out in Rio de Janeiro so I say to you all Praise Jesus cast out this demon bring about a Super Bowl in Philadelphia okay exorcism done now here becomes the warning you all play well this season and no Monumental collapse s following a 10in one season okay because if you screw up this year what's going to happen in 2025 silence all right I'll answer for you more coach Lemma play well this year and win a champion trip proof Sports Illustrated wrong all right where's the Super Bowl this year wait where is it Vegas all right Las Vegas Vegas we end this season in Vegas hoisting the Lombardi trophy and it's going to be covered in cheese steak fingerprints all right her name is Rio and she danc

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