welcome ladies and gentlemen to the most epic showdown since Godzilla versus King Kong but this time it's not a battle of monsters it'sa Harris versus Donald Trump in the great debate of 20 okay America looks like I'm up first ladies and Gentlemen let's see what's in store for us tonight look folks immigrants are not just taking our jobs no no they're taking our pets that's right they're out here eating your cats and dogs I've seen it believe me terrible I love pets okay I have the best pets tremendous pets well Donald I see your wild stories and I raise you facts that's right folks facts the only anyone is eating up here are your Tall Tails look kamla I've got more facts than you've got laughs I know things okay big things important things you know what's important stopping these pets from becoming dinner I seen it on TV they are out here eating Grandma Jane cat and little Billy's dog I have to say cat and dogs life's matter too Donald I think you've watched one too many cartoons maybe leave the Animal Rescue Stories to Disney I don't watch Disney I don't watch CNN I only watch Fox News everyone else is fake news Okay Donald now you have the crowd wilded up oh Donald you do have a way with words but the only thing being eaten up here is your sense of reality come on folks do we really believe our pets are in danger or are we just here for some comic relief hey Kamala don't knock it until you've seen the reports the very best reports no fake news here I've got all the data right from the source oh Donald you keep dreaming big but let's leave the number ones to the polls shall we and until then let's just enjoy the dance