Category: Comedy
My son doesn't care about anything he called me the day he's like hey dad i'm in the car yeah i don't know i guess uh i guess i'm out of gas right now what do you mean you don't know joe are you moving is the car moving i'm not moving i'm not moving i'm put put my foot on a pedal i'm not going anywhere... Read more
Category: Entertainment
You shouldn't be scared of a roast you should be scared of gout i don't get any of that what you do you get gout i don't with your diet i have never got gout you always do this thing you have a medical shoe you have a special shoe that you have to wear when you have gout flareups you're just lying i'm... Read more
Category: Comedy
Is there pakistani porn mia khalifa mia khalifa she's not pakistani i bet do people you think yeah do you think people come up to her and go hey i thought you were great and butts and boobs four and she's like that wasn't me give me the plot of butts and boobs one and then i'll tell you how we got to... Read more
Category: Entertainment
You ever like go to the bathroom and you're like you're like going to the bathroom and you're like all right i'm going to go pee i'm going to this door and uh you get to the door and it's locked you like oh and your bladder like you lied to me you ever do that you like all right it's fine your blad's... Read more
Category: Entertainment
This is here now he's gone at the break of [music] down from the mystery don't you know oh my gosh [music] in his hand oh [music] yeah come from what you from where' you go b of mystery don't you know don't you know of course you [Â __Â ] bastard well that's just not going to i don't know how i did it... Read more
Category: Comedy
Traci stumf - my own college i didn't go to college yeah yeah thank you you know i'm okay with the fact that i didn't go to college it's the entire world that is not okay with the fact that i did not go to college and when you don't go to college you notice stuff about life you know like what i've noticed... Read more
Category: Comedy
Two nfl jets football players were walking through the woods one of  them says dude look a dead bird and the other one looks up and says where Read more
Category: Entertainment
I have no regrets when it comes to my producing career the only thing i wish i'd produced was a condom on the night my mother and i conceived you i really hope you' misread that i mean i hope it says your mother i mean i know people have preconceptions about posh familyes and incest but i assure you... Read more
Category: Entertainment
21 emmy nominations selena is nominated for best actress i first 21 nominated and her her uh movie uh amelia perez in can got an 11 minute standing ovation oh yeah congratulations you want look at you standing on the cover of vanity fair sneak peek right here wow calm down calm down calm down boy know... Read more
Category: Film & Animation
My father used to always go for the belt. he'd be like, "you're going to get the belt." **** i don't do that with my kids just 'cause i wear sweatpants. i'm like, "you're going to get the tassels." [laughter] "daddy gonna get… [chuckles] daddy gonna get you." Read more
Category: Sports
Lauren i wanted to get your your thought do you think uh and alex jones has this theory as well do you think that the democrats are going to sweep in see i didn't think he was gonna biden was gonna endorse kamala when he when he said that he wasn't going to run again but do you think the democrats are... Read more
Category: Film & Animation
Babam hep kemerle tehdit ederdi. "kemeri çarpacağım şimdi" derdi. ben çocuklarıma bunu yapmıyorum, eşofman giyiyorum çünkü. "bağcığı çarpacağım şimdi" falan diyorum. "baba sana bağcıkla vuracak." Read more