♪ [ APPLAUSE ] >> Whoopi: WELCOME BACK. THE NEW SEASON OF "DANCING WITH THE STARS" WILL FEATURE A CONVICTED CON ARTIST, WHO BECAME A POP CULTURE SENSATION A FEW YEARS AGO. TAKE A LOOK. >> CONVICTED FELON, ANNA DELVEY, HAD TO GET SPECIAL APPROVAL FROM FEDERAL AUTHORITIES TO JOIN THE CAST. >> AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR THE ANKLE MONITOR. >> OH, YEAH, THAT'S STILL HERE. >> WILL YOU BEJEWEL IT FOR "DANCING WITH THE STARS"? >> YEAH, NO, I LITERALLY BROUGHT MY WHOLE KIT WITH ME. WE'RE GOING TO RHINESTONE THAT SUCKER. >> ARE YOU AT ALL INTIMIDATED OR NERVOUS? >> I MEAN, WHAT'S THE WORSE CAN HAPPEN? THEY'RE NOT GOING TO ARREST ME FOR DANCING BADLY. >> WE'LL JUST SEE HOW GOOD YOU DO, GIRL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Whoopi: I THINK BACK TO ALL THE FAMILIES WHO HAVE HAD FAMILY MEMBERS ARRESTED BY I.C.E. WHO HAVE GONE TO THE COURTS TO GET THEIR DAD OR THEIR BROTHER OR THEIR MOTHER BACK, AND THIS WOMAN, THEY GAVE HER PERMISSION TO GO DO THIS. NOW, SHOULD I THINK THERE'S A REASON? IS THERE A TWO-TIERED SYSTEM HERE WITH I.C.E.? >> Joy: YOU THINK? [ APPLAUSE ] >> Sunny: IT FEELS LIKE THAT. DOESN'T IT FEEL LIKE THAT? IT FEELS LIKE THAT. I MEAN, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, SHE DEFRAUDED SO MANY PEOPLE, AND THEN SPENT ABOUT TWO YEARS IN PRISON, AND THEN HAD TO SPEND ANOTHER 18 MONTHS IN PRISON FOR OVERSTAYING HER WELCOME AND OVERSTAYING HER VISA, SO SHE COMMITTED ANOTHER CRIME, AND WHAT IS THE -- I DON'T KNOW -- CONSEQUENCE OF IT, A BEJEWELED ANKLE MONITOR, A FEDERAL BEJEWELED ANKLE MONITOR AND A SPOT ON A TELEVISION SHOW, AND THEN, YOU KNOW, YOU THINK ABOUT GYPSY ROSE, WHO, YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE SAY SHE DIDN'T KILL HER MOTHER. SOME PEOPLE SAY SHE DID. >> Joy: SHE PUT A HIT -- >> Sunny: AND PUT A HIT ON HER MOTHER AND NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN HAS A REALITY SHOW. >> Sara: RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Sunny: AND THAT TOO. AND THAT TOO. >> Whoopi: WE HAVE TO GIVE IT TO HER. >> Sunny: THAT WAS MY NEXT POINT. SO, LIKE, I LIKE A COME UP, BUT WHEN ARE THERE CONSEQUENCES TO PEOPLE'S ACTIONS? >> Joy: BUT I HAVE AN IDEA. I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A SPIN-OFF. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE NETWORK HERE ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I HAVE A SPIN-OFF. PLD BE MANAFORT, BANNON, ROGER STONE, AND DONALD TRUMP CALLED "DANCING WITH THE FELONS." I THINK THAT WOULD BE SUCH A HIT. BRIAN, PITCH IT. PITCH IT. >> I'M ON IT. >> Joy: THANK YOU. >> Alyssa: I'M HERE FOR AN REDEMPTION ARC AND NOT A REHABILITATION ARC. SOMEONE WHO OWNED AND TOOK RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT. MARTHA STEWART DID JAIL TIME. I AM HERE TO SEE MARTHA STEWART THRIVE. EVEN GYPSY ROSE, I PUT HER INTO THAT CATEGORY BECAUSE SHE DID THE TIME AND ACKNOWLEDGED WRONGDOING. I'M NOT CONVINCED THIS PERSON HAS -- SHE STILL OWES PEOPLE MONEY, AND CON ARTISTS TEND TO REMAIN CON ARTISTS. IF YOU'RE AROUND HER THERE, I WOULD BE WARY. >> Sara: SHE WANTED TO BE IN FANCY PARTIES TO BE AROUND ALL THE FAME AND GLITTER, AND I THINK SOMETIMES PEOPLE MISTAKE FAME AND INFAMY, AND THIS IS SOMEONE WHO -- >> Sunny: TALKING ABOUT ROOMMATES, WOULD YOU LIVE WITH SOMEONE WHO STOLE SO MUCH MONEY FROM OTHER PEOPLE? >> Whoopi: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE GETS TO STAY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE -- >> Joy: BECAUSE SHE'S PRETTY. >> Whoopi: WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE BIT OF A PISS OFF, I HAVE TO TELL YOU. >> Joy: BUT THAT'S THE REASON. >> Whoopi: AND, YOU KNOW, I LIKE I LIKE PRETTY PEOPLE TOO, BUT I GOT TO SAY, I'M LISTENING TO PEOPLE BITCH ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE BORDER. >> Sunny: YES. >> Whoopi: AND I LISTEN TO PEOPLE BITCH ABOUT ALL THESE PEOPLE WHO SHOULDN'T BE HERE. WELL, WHAT THE HELL, MAN? IF YOU'RE GOING TO -- [ APPLAUSE ] HOW DOES THIS WORK? >> Joy: IT'S NOT CLEAR. >> Alyssa: AND TO BE CLEAR, I AM GOING TO WATCH IT BUT -- >> Joy: YOU ARE? >> Alyssa: I LOVE "DANCING WITH THE STARS". >> Joy: IT'S SORT OF LIKE A TRAINWRECK YOU'RE WATCHING, I GUESS. >> Whoopi: AND WE GOT TO SUPPORT THE NETWORK. I GET ALL OF THAT, BUT THIS, THIS IS -- THIS IS AN EH IN THE FACE OF A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE THEIR WAY BACK TO THIS COUNTRY AND FAMILIES TORN APART. >> Joy: TERESA GUIDICE WAS ON.