Worst Dad Jokes on DockTok Part 1

I lost 20% of my couch ouch a man tried to sell me a coffin yesterday he said that's the last thing I [Laughter] need hooray what do you call a polar bear in the jungle lost my wife has been begging me to stop doing police related puns I said okay I'll give it a rest what do you say to a hitchhiker with just one leg hop in how do you know how Moses makes his tea he brw it I just finished my book on babies seriously next time I'm just going to use a table toilet paper plays an important role in my life over the weekend I took my wife to a theater to see a performance that was all about puns it was a play on words my girlfriend poked me in the eyes I stopped seeing her for a while you think gas and electric bills are expensive have you seen chimneys they're through the roof yesterday I opened my water bill and my electric bill at the same time I was shocked my wife threatened to leave me if I keep using Star Wars puns I guess divorce is strong with this one my wife told me to take out the spider inad of killing it so I did we had a few drinks pretty nice guy and he's a web developer ever since I got a wheelchair my wife's been so rude to me she's been pushing me around and talking me on my back you know what kind of exercise lazy people do deadly squats