🏆CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DRAW - Quarter Finals 23/24🏆 (Arsenal vs Bayern Real Madrid vs Man City)

-Teams React to the Champions  League quarter final Draw 23/24  -Arsenal vs Bayern Munich -Bayern Munich - yes!   Time to stop Harry Kane winning a trophy! -And time to get Declan Rice some adult nappies   in case he shits himself on the pitch again. -Yes, Kai. Good idea, Kai.  -Okay Harry, let’s try this again… -Funf-eins  -Correct! Next… -Funf-eins  -Correct! Next… -Eins-funf?  -Correct! This is football heritage!  -Das ist Fußball-erbe -Ja! Oh we’re as good as in the semi-finals!  -JA! -Atleti vs Dortmund  -VAMOS! -WE GOT THE WORST TEAM IN THE DRAW!!!  -GET IN! -WE GOT THE WORST TEAM IN THE DRAW!  -5000 Euros for a broken leg… 10000 for a torn achilles…  15000 for a shattered pelvis… 20000 for a ripped perineum…  1000 per snapped finger… 50000 for a damaged spine  plus 100000 if it leads to paralysis… And finally, 1 million Euros for a   decapitation… -VAMOS!  -Hey Marco - who did Utd get? Lol. -Er, they got knocked out Jadon.  -I know. It was bants. -Oh  -You Brits and your funny little jokes. -Real Madrid vs Man City  -Manchester City? -Don’t worry boss… I know   how to stop Erling Haaland… -bark bark  -He doesn’t stand a chance -A POR LA 15!!!  -Dear coach, I’m afraid your Man City player  can no longer make the upcoming international   matches as they are injured. We are very sad  about this and swear we are telling the truth,   the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Yours insincerely  Man City BCC everyone’s international coaches and send  HAHA! -Nice one boss!  -Yeah, nice o- -This will make sure we’re all   fully rested to batter Real Madrid once again! -Yeah, we’ll batter Real Madrid once ag-  -PSG vs Barcelona -You swear?  -I swear! -Well say it…  -But.. -Say it!  -FINE! -When we play Barcelona,   I swear I will not blow any more grotesque  amounts of money for their overhyped players…  -Even… -Even if they are on a free transfer  -Good. Hopefully you’ve learnt your  lesson from signing Neymar and Messi.  -I have. I have. -Right,  I’m off to speak to my future  boss Carlo about his draw…  -Haha I had my fingers crossed!  -6-1! What a night it was the best game ever!  6-1! Injury time the biggest comeback ever!  We were 4-0 down but did we give up? NEVER! 6-1!  What a night it was the best game ever! And the semi-final draw  Arsenal or Bayern vs Madrid or Man City And Atleti or Dortmund vs PSG or Barca  -Man CIty? Could you get me some of   those adult nappies too please Kai? -Yes boss, good idea boss

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