the ultimate first world problem I think is this right just imagine this picture this scene you've all been there you've had a long day at work and you get to the end of the day so tired so tired you get home and maybe you make to like you go for a drink you're like oh I don't really want to but you do and then suddenly it's half one you think how's this happened you got to be up at 6 you well I've done this you go upstairs with your heavy legs and your heavier eyes and you open your bedroom door and you turn light on and only then do you realize and remember you stripped the bed that morning didn't you it's the same reaction as coming home and finding someone dead it's the same same same sense of loss no oh why I can't do a do now I'm not going to in me I struggle in the day if I'm honest we could just sleep on the bare mattress I'm not an animal I don't even know some of those stains out on that mattress I'll just dribble go that color I'm not even eaten any what sit since I was 12 pillars ruined oh it's nasty that is it nasty I think that first world problem coming home and finding no beding on your bed I think that is so bad even if you met someone in the third world and told them they understand like it's that well I've not got a bed but if you had one that'd be a right [ __ ] so now before the show uh I ask you guys to write down your own first world problems and uh I've got them here uh obviously I can't read them all out I've had to forward to them on to the police uh there's some proper Nutters in this room okay let's have a little look through some of these if you hear your name do give yourself uh a cheer that's always that's always good um some people are just horrible as well that's what I like Richard old people being allowed to go to the supermarket on a weekend nasty get horrible when my boyfriend has a poo and doesn't clean the toilet he claims I'll come back and piss it off [Applause] later this is a sweet one when I share chocolate or sweet and people accept inside it makes me hate [Laughter] them uh Adam corner on row H seat 21 Adam says when people squeeze the toothpaste tube from the top s finally someone dealing with the issues my friend good lad uh walking into a spider's web and turning into a ninja is that you what's your name my love what's your name Stacy Stacy right you're wandering along just cuz some people don't get it that's all walking along Stace and you walk into a spider's web Stace and then you turn into a ninja let's have a look one yes Stacy I love it love it love it fa that play oh this made me laugh breastfeeding your child in public and forgetting to put your tit back [Applause] in I love it who wrote that where are you you on the end there God bless you right stand up what no it's a 15 it's a 15 certificate we don't want any of that this is a classy one waking up with a random and can't find your knickers lovely [Applause] lovely I love Liverpool I really do I love it who roll that one you sir love it that was him in the blue shirt there saying me give him his moment cuz that was good timing look at me and say me again good lad that's how that works losing a joke just cuz he wasn't there inside F we all know what happened that's the main thing Helen G5 Helen I love this this is brilliant only having 20 minutes to get over to Lime Street to buy some wine at Mark suspencers is that what you did in the interval well not pay these prices I'm off out I love it well played that's legendary is it uh this is Mikey Ferguson on d47 where are you Mikey he's over there he's over there that's Mikey in the in the in the red tie there Mikey says I look a bit like Michael McIntyre people get disappointed when it's not him it's just me just stand up and come out here my friend I love it come right up here I want you to come right up Mikey just cut right across there come right through we're going to do we'll do a maing look he's got for it he's got for it I love it I'm back again Mikey this is your [Applause] moment w Legend 2 and half th000 people not bothered love it good L have a sit down [Applause] M oh that was funny I've done this before Jen on seat 19 no row Jen's just C9 Jen says when you're on your phone and you start looking for your phone but then you realize you're on your phone I can't find my phone don't what it is I like that one this person thinks I'm an idiot that's why I've left this one in when people don't indicate and then in brackets they put when driving I know I know than so thanks oh dear Shor this is quite a female specific one this will leave every boat going I don't know what's happened there the awkward moments when it sign silent in the toilets in the girl toilets and you're wondering who is going to we first is that what you did why what are you doing that was literally a female only laugh there every blo was going oh brilliant just add something else I don't know about him nice one what are you doing just sat there just like crossing your legs like up tinkle tinkle we will never get to the bottom of that we really will