>> Taylor: WE ARE HERE WITH
WILL MILES, FREDERICK RICHARD AND JORDAN TEMPLE. YOU ARE A SUCCESSFUL WRITER
AND COMEDIAN. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU
BOMBED ON STAGE? >> I BOMB SO MUCH. I LOVE BOMBING. IT IS GREAT. >> DON'T SAY THAT IN AN
AIRPORT, BY THE WAY. MY DAD'S FRIEND HAD GOTTEN
ME ON A SHOW WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE BIGGER THAN ME AT THE
HAROLD WASHINGTON CENTER IN CHICAGO AND I DID SO BAD
THAT THE HOST CAME OUT AFTERWARDS AND HE SAID THIS
IS FOR THE LAST DUDE THAT JUST BOMBED. HE DIED ON STAGE. THIS IS HIS GRAVESITE. >> IT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE
YOU EARNED IT. >> I'M SORRY. KILL ME. >> HE JUST HAD AN ON? >> I DIDN'T SEE HIM
BACKSTAGE. >> HIS POOR GRANDMOTHER IS
LIKE, I HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF COMEDIANS NOW FOR ETERNITY? >> IF I KNOW DEAD PEOPLE,
THEY LOVE BITS. IT WAS TRAGIC. >> IF I KNOW DEAD PEOPLE,
AND I DO. >> I FOUND OUT THAT YOU
WRITE DAILY AFFIRMATIONS, WHICH IS SOMETHING I WANT TO
GET BETTER AT. >> GREAT. DON'T TAKE MY JOB. >> WHAT MAKES A GOOD
AFFIRMATION. >> A LOT OF PEOPLE TALK
ABOUT THEMSELVES NEGATIVELY. I AM A LOSER, AND YOU WANT
TO REVERSE THAT. YOU WANT THE AFFIRMATION TO
BE I AM AN INTELLIGENT LOSER. >> AT THE OLYMPICS I WAS
THINKING, I SUCK AND I AM GOING TO FAIL RIGHT NOW. >> WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU AT
ALL. >> USA, USA. >> I GOT NO MEDALS AFTER
BOMBING. >> YOU COULDN'T EVEN COMMIT
TO >> HE HAS TO WORK IT INTO THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE. >> I WAS AWARE THAT
EVERYWHERE. >> CAN I GET A DOUBLE
CHEESEBURGER WITH FRIES AND I HAVE A BRONZE MEDAL. >> I DID THIS DOCUMENTARY,
CALLED FATHER OF NONE. IT'S ABOUT A 35-YEAR-OLD
BLACK MAN WHO GETS A VASECTOMY AND I TALK TO
RANDOM MEN IN THE DISGUISE THAT I AM, OH, DOUG, I
PRESENTED AS IF IT IS THIS RANDOM WHITE GUY AND WHAT
WOULD YOU THINK IF HE GOT A VASECTOMY AND THEY ARE LIKE
DOUG, DON'T DO IT AND I'M LIKE WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DOUG
WAS ME AND I SHOW THEM THE SURGERY AND THEY WERE LIGHT
-- WHAT? I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
HAVE DON THAT. WILL WAS PART OF IT. >> I'VE GOT ONE, THAT IS
STELLA, MY DAUGHTER, SHE IS THE BEST. >> 3.9% OF BLACK MEN HAVE A
VASECTOMY AND AFTER I GOT THE SURGERY, THE DOCTOR SAID
4%. [LAUGHTER] >> THEY HAVE LIKE
A THERMOMETER THEY FILL IN. >> GOT ANOTHER ONE. >> THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BUY
MARKERS. [LAUGHTER] >> YOU ARE VERY
GOOD AT GYMNASTICS, BUT YOU ARE ALSO -- YES. YOU ARE ALSO VERY GOOD AT
SOCIAL MEDIA. TRULY INCREDIBLE. FREDERICK SLIPS. I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY ONE OF
MY FAVORITE VIDEOS FROM YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA IF THAT IS
OKAY. ♪ ♪ >> I WAS WONDERING WHERE
HE WAS GOING WITH THAT. I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO
BUY. >> WHEN YOU PUT THAT AROUND
YOUR NECK, EVERYBODY TREAT YOU DIFFERENTLY. YOU SHAKE SOMEONE'S HAND AND
THEY WANT TO SHAPE THE BRONZE MEDAL FIRST. >> IT IS GREAT THAT YOU ARE
PUTTING OUT SUCH GREAT CONTACTS. NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT
THAT. >> YOU SHOULD SEE THE BUSH'S
SOCIAL MEDIA BLOWING UP RIGHT NOW. >> Taylor: WHAT WAS IT LIKE
TO BE IN PARIS? >> THERE ARE TWO DIFFERENT
SIDES. COMPETING, WHEN YOU KNOW
EVERYONE IS WATCHING AND THEN YOU REALIZE, I HAVE
DONE THIS A MILLION TIMES. YOU TOUCH THE EQUIPMENT FOR
THE FIRST TIME, I HAVE DONE THIS ROUTINE, I AM JUST
GOING TO GO AND HAVE FUN. [APPLAUSE] >> THE OTHER SIDE
IS THE LOWER ON SOCIAL MEDIA. >> SOME BABIES MADE IN
THERE. >> IT WAS COOL AND JUST
BEING WITH OTHER TOP ATHLETES, I AM ON TOP OF THE
WORLD I AM WALKING AROUND AND SOMEONE IS WALKING WITH
THREE METALS AND I AM LIKE I AM GOING TO GO BACK IN MY
ROO I AM GOING TO GO BACK IN MY RO ROOM. >> DO THEY SHOW UP AT THE
BARS WITH ALL OF THEM? >> YOU WILL SEE THEM ON TV
IN 2G BACK, DUFFEL BAGS, HEAVY METAL, DOES IT -- DOES
A CHECK EVER, AND YOU JUST PUT IT DOWN? >> I THINK NOT. >> I WAS ASKING YOU ON THE
BREAK IF YOU ARE ABLE TO HANG OUT WITH NONOLYMPIANS
NOW AND YOU WERE SAYING THERE WAS A NAME YOU USE. >> I AM ALSO IN COLLEGE,
UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. WE HAVE A WORD FOR THE
NONATHLETES. NONATHLETIC REGULAR PEOPLE
>> THAT IS WORSE THAN MUGGLE. >> I AM A NERD. I DO LIVE ACTION
ROLE-PLAYING BUT I AM GOING TO LARP NARC CAM BUT I AM
GOING TO LARP NARC CA CAMP. I AM AN ELITE ATHLETE. >> I WANT TO HAVE A PUSH-UP. >> NONATHLETIC IS THE
MEANEST. >> ALSO THE TRUEST. WHAT IS NEXT FOR YOU? >> GOING ON TOUR. IT IS SIMONE BILES' TOUR,
TOURING THE U.S. AND CELEBRATING THE VICTORY. >> THAT IS SO COOL. >> I AM REALLY EXCITED. LYNN'S GYMNASTIC IS ON THE
MAT. PEOPLE WANT TO SEE OUR
STORIES AND THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO GROW THE SPORTS,
SURE WE ARE DOMINATING. >> Taylor: THAT IS OFTEN. >> SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO POP
OUT AND SHOW PEOPLE. >> CAN I MAKE A PITCH? A T-SHIRT FOR THE TOUR, TIME
TO GET JIM NASTY. >> Taylor: I WAS GOING
THROUGH MY PHON YESTERDAY AND I FOUND A NOTE ON MY
NOTES APP THAT DID NOT MAKE SENSE. IT SAID WITH I GO BACK TO
SCHOOL BREAK. THAT IS REAL, WHICH WAS
PROBABLY A JOKE IDEA, I HOPE AND NOT JUST A STROKE. IT MEANS NOTHING. HAS THIS HAPPENED TO YOU? IS THIS RELATABLE AT ALL? I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT
THIS. DO YOU HAVE CRYPTIC NOTES ON
YOUR NOTES APP? >> MY NOTES BE CRYPTIC. THIS FIRST ONE, IT SEEMS
LIKE A LIST OF THINGS I WANT TO DO, MEET THE METS. MEET JEFFREY THE GIRAFFE. >> IT LOOKS LIKE A LIST OF
YOUR PITCHES FOR BEN & JERRY'S ICE CREAM FLAVORS. >> NOW YOU CAN TRY FOR A
STUDEN >> NOW YOU CAN TRY FOR A STUD STUDENT. REALLY, IT IS JUST MY SET
LIST. I HAVE THIS JOKE, I SAY, I
TOOK AN OVER HERE, THE DRIVER IS PLAYING WRAP IN A
FOREIGN LANGUAGE. HE IS SAYING HE IS GETTING A
DIVORCE FROM HIS WIFE AND WANTS TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD
HIS CAR, SO PLEASE TIP. AND I WAS LIKE IS THIS? >> THIS IS ME. HELP, BROTHER. >> DO YOU HAVE WEIRD NOTES? >> I AM ALWAYS WRITING
PHYSICAL THERAPY. >> VERY HOLLOW TAUGHT ME TWO
EXTENSIONS. >> I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE
PITCHING WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO PROCESS IT. I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD JUST
DO THE EXERCISE NOW. >> CAN WE GET THIS? >> IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS YOU
DO TO GET OUT OF DOING THERAPY CORRECTLY. I COULD DO THIS. >> WHY DON'T YOU EACH PICK
ONE AND SEE IF YOU CAN DO IT. >> I WILL TRY TO TELL YOU
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. >> YOU ARE ASSUMING I AM
GOING TO DO IT WRONG? >> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE
HOLLOW TALK TO ME. >> IF I AM KEEPING MY KNEE
VERY HOLLOW, WHAT I AM GOING TO DO IS TAKE ALL THE MARROW
OUT OF IT. THE WAY TO DO THAT IS TO
MASSAGE HERE AND THAT GETS THE MARROW DOWN MY CALVES. >> YOUR KNEE FEELS BETTER
ALREADY >> INSTANTLY. >> AND I AM GOING TO DO A
FLIP LATER. >> I CAN DO LEAN TO EACH
WASTE. BUT IT IS LIKE THE USHER
DANCE. [LAUGHTER] I THINK IF I AM
BENDING MY ARM AND EXTENDING IT, IT SAYS ONE KNEE UP
MENDING ONE ME UP WHILE OLD MAN. >> YOU WERE THE CLOSEST. >> YOU PUT IT ON. >> USA, USA, USA. >> ONE MORE TIME, FREDERICK
RICHARD. WHEN WE COME BACK, ALL ABOUT
DADDY, STAY TUNED.