From Dreamer to Jousting Knight: My Renaissance Adventure!

wandered around for hours and somehow ended up at the renaissance fair I can fly oh my God the path to Knighthood is paved with strength and nobility not LSD and sideburns I wanted to be a knight like him you all think you got what it takes to be jousters well if you're going to just you got to want it let me hear your war cry you find something funny maggot sir no sir you love the Middle Ages don't you sir yes sir welcome apprentices it's him look alive ladies allow me to introduce the best of the best I I I don't know if you remember but uh when I was a kid you helped me get my life back on the right path damn