The Chef's Secret

a man sees a sign in front of a house talking dog for sale intrigued he knocks on the door and the owner says the dog's in the backyard so the man goes to the backyard and sees a black labrador sitting there you talk he asks yep the dog replies so what's your story the dog looks up and says well I discovered my voice when I was young I wanted to help people so I joined the CIA and traveled the world taking down criminals and saving lives astonished the man asks the owner how much he wants for the dog $10 the owner replies $10 why so cheap the owner shrugs and says because he's a liar he didn't do any of that stuff