[Music] [Music] [Music] that hurt and to me it's nauseating it's absolutely nauseating because multiple mental health clinicians said that Derek had limited intellectual ability and was not capable of consenting congratulations right changeed soccer in America forever hell of bugs out [Music] here keep caressing my leg boy trying to get freaky out here your St siblings and also husband and play I can't do any of that stuff that's right yeah in fact soccer can crawl up my [ __ ] and die for all I care and that's what the kids do but I'm a little older I I like that shirt tucked in who the hell told you that would not be seen on television penal sex is the process of inserting a penis into the anus of another partner no [Music] [ __ ] all righty welcome to straight right card we are kicking it off today yeah yeah yeah we'll get to the poach thing and the uh mainstream media just what for whatever reason just getting it off they just don't seem to have any clear pathway to determin I I have my own theory on that that we'll discuss yeah we'll discuss it uh Raina raina's little uh left testical pull uh we'll get to that too um whether he is injury prone as some have already stated I guess we'll get to that as well unless Brett wants to get to it earlier um I do have to it goes right in with the geot topic we'll just throw it in there okay uh happy to say that Dom and I have made peace um I know a lot of people are don't like the Dom because he's can come after you but uh we made peace and it's all good now and that's fine because why I found it interest entertaining yeah no it was fun arguing with him for a while but you know after a while it's just like yeah whatever you know yes uh by the way this is a 25-year-old Bayern uh t-shirt my grandfather bought me probably old shirt shirt older than some of our listeners right now I mean the neck is ragged there's a few holes in it but I kept it because it reminds me of my grandfather who is a big bayron Munich fan and so he used to buy me stuff uh back in the day when he'd come and visit the United States uh from Germany also we got the big USA Canada game coming up at 4M on Saturday so we'll try to put together a starting 11 now that rain has pulled his left testicle and uh there are lots of guys out for the that particular series we have a dumbass of the week coming up uh we haven't had one of those for a while I do have to say in that introduction with uh what's it Tim WEA he's like hella bugs out here the caressing my legs caressing my legs I don't think I would say caressing they're pen trting your legs with their yeah anyhow they might not be mosquitoes maybe they're just uh flies or uh gats it could be gats I mean gats were really big they were really bad when I was in West Point we'd play up in Stony Lonesome on these fields I mean it was must be near a swamp somewhere but there were just gats I mean it was like a flock I don't know what you call a a a flock of gats a billion gats well theyve got to start this it's got to start the same letter as a gat so it's got to be what like a gang of gnats a gang of gnats but I'd say this is more like a core ofs be like a swarm right or an army of gats I mean it was just annoying they're in your ears they're up your nose they're they're they're trying to figure out how to get in your freaking Crotch they're disgusting Little Creatures that's dual n Panic yes there we go that's a good one uh also Alex says swarm usually swarm there's a good one it's a swarm form of gats attack attack a attack uh also uh that guy who says crawl up my [ __ ] and die I you know that's the one thing if I'm gonna I don't want anything to crawl up my [ __ ] and die I'm pretty much against that don't like that idea also playing the creek Spiel uh with the kids on Tuesday now my younger son got a raise and a new job at his work and so he has time free now so he's going to join Chris and I on Tuesdays and we're going to do what was the game we're going to dark tide and then we're also going to do Creek field which is uh it's like the original War gaming the Germans made up the prussians made up specifically how to penetrate your neighboring countries take over them take them over right it's really how to win a battle Yeah Yeah so it's not that gross um it just means you know War play it's c c War play yeah and uh yeah there's it's almost like if you have for the Nerds out there if you're playing Dungeons and Dragons there's competing people on either side and then there's an Umpire who kind of lets you know what's going on you make the moves the Umpire tells you what happened right based on history in this case dungeons dragons is not really historical so can't really bring that into the game um so that's oh the tur uh the turn in the background says welcome back to the straight red card where is poach I have an answer Greg has him in a well in his basement Greg has been trying to get poach to put the lotion back in the basket yeah I bet I bet also I do have I don't want the hose again man I don't want the hose baby uh I am once again drinking another the sixth glass by uh it's a quadruple Belgian uh beer made by Boulevard right here in USA of America if you love good beer and you like your to be around 10% alcohol then go for this well as we found out last show Boulevard is what Pennsylvania uh no that was the other one that's the different that was Victory that's victory yeah Victory this is God my eyes are so broken honestly Brett Kansas City Kansas City Missouri Missouri maera very capably well done quad by an American company high alcohol and comparing it price-wise to I think I did Golden Monkey that's what victory was last time Brett Golden Monkey this is called the sixth glass and you wouldn't want to have six of these because it would it would [ __ ] you up I would think so 10% that's a that's a hefty that's beu I think so and I don't think it's quite 10 it is oh my bad it's 10.2 exactly yeah you gota watch out yeah it'll F you up watch definitely don't have a couple of these in drive I think that'll barely put you over the 08 level so think that'll put you over yeah yeah turn background says in case you were wondering meaza kicked precious Greg's little dog there we go we got we got validation right there thank you turd all right well I didn't know that no longer just a rumor it's good to have on occasionally I do think that the whole Don and I make Dom and I make because I had a lot of people pming me along the way going Dom's talking [ __ ] about you here and then he's talking [ __ ] about you here and then Dom and I had it out and then we kind of talked about it and then you know I was like well it's it's too bad we can't be friends because I don't disagree with everything he said he's like well why don't we just be friends then I'm like okay and then he friended me and I friended it back boom done all right Jeff Cary 499 do you guys should I I mean wonder what Jeff's voice sounds like anyhow I don't want to offend him do you guys shave your private parts Tac can't stand it when you don't shave down there uh no I don't really bother to shave down there uh might trim it up gonna shave down there you gotta keep it going because otherwise you get the stubble and I feel like that's got to be even worse oh it's irritating yeah no I don't I've never just trimmed that's all never shaved I think that's a bad idea Jeff um all kinds of rashes and whatever right yeah Derrick likes to do a decorative he he he etches in his favorite soccer team logo I make a little mustache with the twirlies on the end down there oddly enough that kind of takes us into our uh our uh sponsor of the show oh yeah that's right you sent it I mean you didn't go into it I'm like maybe this wasn't supposed to be a sponsor but you know what this kind of goes nicely with this I mean we totally sold out for this one let's be honest because this is not a good idea and that's we're going to lose them next time uh 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broken furnace um yeah and then what does it say above that so oh one sec blood flow protocol helps you last longer go again sooner and leaves your partner more satisfied I think at my age and even Brett's age once is good enough a night like I think if uh go again sooner she's not gonna want to get anywhere NE you're still going the first time it's like guys what am I supped to do this and if it helps you last longer and the first time was like two hours Jesus Christ what are you gonna do the next day if it's another two hours I'm not like 20 anymore I could do that when I was in my 20s early 30s come back Jose Anthony goes stepsister approved so give it a try if you want to um I've never personally used it but uh I hear it's a a real prickly thing and in the prick area all right Jose Reyes for $5 still waiting on poach I get Chelsea is being difficult but come on now figure it out cheers boys yeah we're going to give you our theory about that it's an educated guess um I mean it's just based on some Rumblings but it's not out of it's not out of left field and I I don't know if I believe it but we will tell you what we think's going to happen or what I certainly think is going to happen uh based on the marketing proclivities of uh US soccer and what they're going to do with this uh fumar um one of our favorite says yeah I'm hearing Saturday at the game you probably started hearing that because of what I put out would be my guess um because nobody was saying it until I was saying it but if you're hearing that too then that's just locks up with what I'm saying which is good fumar that means we've got conjoining you know um what do you call it uh I don't know guesses educated guesses right based on whatever right now we're at 169 damn it sorry 175 just over just over so 169 uh make sure you like subscribe share it with your grandmother glad to have all of you here this early only 13 minutes in uh it's it's a good um it's a building good buildup I would call it kind of like a good erection right a good building uh erection to the show uh a um you took Maximus apparently right a sports arousal sort of right Brett all right ma BMR 209 wait a take all the credit there hey man I'm putting it out there man nobody else was saying I saw it on X that's all I'm saying that's all I'm saying and you know there were a thousand people that saw it usually [ __ ] my other posts were getting like 50,000 that one got didly twinks compared to the one I put out about Japanese kind of surprised by that yeah yeah I know the other ones were doing really well I don't care I'm not getting paid for it so don't get me wrong I could care less I just have no idea what hits a spar what doesn't plus as we found out nobody knows who you are Derek oh yeah yeah yeah nobody knows who you are so this guy went on X and said all our players suck none of them are better than Championship level including Bang average social media hyped Championship players garbage yeah he said garbage the problem with us M national team with their players are bang average from mckenny TOA go to the Golden Boy polistic bang average social media hype champ ionship level players okay okay so they should all be playing for Hull and whomever is in the champ QPR or whomever I called [ __ ] and I said oh well scroll down yeah what did I say I don't remember I was told your takes are bang average I just used his own language back atam Don't Kill the Messenger he's like yes you like original thought I get it oh like I couldn't think for myself that was obviously a joke I wasn't actually getting any word from anybody about how shitty your takes are I was just trying to be nice but [ __ ] you then okay I was lying I think you're kind of a [ __ ] if you think CP is a championship player I should have put for example there you got this word for word Derek no matter how much it hurts I know considering nor me considering I just read it just read it just read it it's horrible English considering nor me or Christian or anyone else have any idea who you are nobody will care enjoy your day I don't think so Drew red um I know for sure I've been contacted by Christians uh peoples and told to stop calling them a virgin so they've obviously seen the show um and asked for anybody else I would say they're like a 4,000 people who probably and then oh we broke one million views okay we just broke one million views okay so there's that 1 million people have watched this show so I think other people have probably seen the show True red and that makes you the dumbass Buster of the week bam I mean I I still just can't get over the considering nor me yeah that that's horrible I mean in what aspect of our language do you use the word nor Derek you could see considering I nor Christian or anyone else have any idea who you are nobody will care that's gotten a lot of people in trouble in the past or neither I nor Christian yeah no I mean I'm not jerking myself off here I think I'm Small Potatoes out there but you know in the small world that is US soccer fanatic fans you know I think that people listen to what we have to say it's not a big world though it's just not we don't get a whole lot of passive walk we don't get a lot of casuals who sign up for our show um like say uh Tac does or peep does because they do a lot of good stuff just video stuff right that's like 20 minutes long you're gonna get a lot more play the algorithm yeah they're playing the algorithm we're beinging morons all right let's just be honest all right we just do this lazy ass three hours two hour three hours good enough good enough yeah I just it's too hard you know to do all these we got to put out three shorts a day one video a day and do it make sure we block all of our live streams and maybe we can move them over to a different Channel yeah I know that's the plan not g to happen though guys I can I can barely consistently get our podcast up on R RS speed you know and now that we're both working school schedules it's crazy town to think that that's doable H there's no chance I mean thing is doing a short would be simply just whip out your phone record something for two seconds and throw it up there you're done I'm glad you said phone all right all right I listen to y'all but I'm desperate I hear you I hear you we we'll take you because we're desperate we'll take it we'll take it Jeff G all right what else we got tonight thank you true red for being the dumbass of the week yeah we got you got to come up with a theme song for but it can't be the tune though we have to do something different no I will it'll be like dumb ass of the week you know like what's the what's the mouse Mighty Mouse theme yeah here I come to save the day like massively Grand like pops up like the like the the fox you know like yeah something like that but it's just like dumb ass poster you know here's your dumb ass of the week something like that right we got we we I mean we're not going to have them every week right yeah well we could try to find them we could I'd just like to pick out the ones who say absurd complete [ __ ] like this guy I don't know what his deal is can we cover over him I don't know who he is but he apparently the crime what crime YouTuber True Crime he unfortunately looks like our California friend but he's not it's not no um and we like that California friend but we agree disagree with him just he's sane he's a sane person right man we we jumped into the wrong wrong field we could have done like true crime or some Niche population of of of an of something that's you know when we can pull in 360,000 plus people he's got a nice little plaque behind him I mean he does but he's still an idiot I mean I don't know I don't I probably wouldn't disagree with all all the things he says and other day real life things but I'll I'll go out on a Lim and say I will okay how long as we make the the video the the song the video and everything different different from this do not panic do not panic cap them now cap them now holy [ __ ] Jesus Christ uh Adam Del place or is it depl de I'm GNA go with de that sounds cooler yeah born in 2006 it is cooler s is a promising young goalkeeper currently making strides in the youth ranks of League 1's RC L the French American goalkeeper o Wawa has recently marked a significantly Milestone a significant Milestone by making his first appearance on the bench for our c r first team this past weekend depl joined RC r 9 Squad in 2023 where he made 10 appearances and kept three clean sheets as a 17-year-old J's like he just got hair on a nuts despite his youth his inclusion in the first team match day shows how much he's valued with the French Club although hold on hold on first team with who R it's that's how you pronounce that I'm not kidding that is how it's that's I'm just I'm exaggerating because it's got to be consistent with rims right and rims rims I don't know uh although if you're having a conversation with somebody you're like did you say Rens or did you say RS because it sounds like you said the same thing um although there oh but one has an n and the other one has an M all right okay fine although there is some strong competition at goalkeeper for example coaching beavers wooo uh Julian I Stone what Andrew Rick put Ricky Bobby uh Adam bowry and Duren fari we got some weird ass name [ __ ] playing goalkeeper for us in the youth I mean beavers ice stone oh my God you you pulled up beavers before because of obvious Reas yeah like hav beavers Gavin beavers Gavin hav beavers Andrew uh what's it Julian I'm a mother I Stone Andrew Ricky Bobby Adam bowy I can't make one up for that but Duran F sounds like a fruit from South Asia or banned Duran Duran Duran Duran fur hopefully this achievement has captured us soccer's attention enough for him to be in contention for a roster spot in the upcoming u20 World Cup I don't know who fing knows how does US soccer I mean you look down the list of players they pick for the u20s it's like MLS guy MLS guy MLS guy MLS guy MLS kid MLS kid MLS kid USL kid MLS kid oh wait who some kid from France oh NOP there you go some kid from Holland oh one from Germany MLS kid MLS kid MLS I don't know I don't know how it's gonna work out maybe they are paying attention maybe they're not um so it's really hard to say he I mean we've been saying this on this show for a long time there are tons of Young Americans tons [ __ ] a ton [ __ ] of them playing dual Nats playing in Europe right now in Youth on youth squads and this is a goalkeeper he's barely got hair on his balls let's give him some time but we'll keep an eye on him he looks skinny and weak or does he look fast and elusive or is he tall I don't know we don't know how tall he is maybe being this skinny and Tall that tall or a good thing we don't know it's too soon to blow a gasket or Jerk It Off onto the wall it's just not worth doing we will all keep an eye on it all right for the over the 210 of you here now make sure you like subscribe share it with Grandma and give your stepsister a peck on the cheek watch out for Montell C breath C breath what a name strong name cold breath is breathing down your neck is a 20 2007 born German American Winger that plays in the buyer labus and Youth System the L native um has been involved with both the German American Youth setups although after participating in a single us 16 camp in 2022 C breth has been fully provisionally capti Germany after in all of Germany U7 Euro qualifiers last October even assisting in one game yeah apparently just didn't like his time coming over here that's fine C started I imagine his trip to the u6s was stimulating and all but then he got to play in the Euro qualifiers for the U7 Germany so apparently he was not very fond of the all-in uh Kumbaya Circle Jerks that go on there but uh C breath started for the German u8s against the United States u7s today he that seems unfair that the German u18s get to play the US u7s good shouldn't those kids play this is the USL MLS topic all over again those adults but still should it be like the us u19s against the German u8 u18s it seems more fair uh anyhow he showed out I guess he stried down naked yeah pulled out his [ __ ] and balls nobody nobody manked him we'll put it that way even drawing a penalty which was converted C breath has developed for seven years in the Kaa slon I would like to see I would love them to get to the top so T would have to pronounce that I was gonna say did get T to pronounce it yeah yeah Kaiser slon used system until last July where he made a move to reigning Buddhist League of Champions by our laor cusin U 17s yeah it always it makes me laugh when he struggled with uh barus muchin gladbach for so long right and then I'm like for me it's second nature but I get it I get it it's a long word that's a long team gladbach you don't have to do the the beginning part you just you can say gladbach for crazy sake yep that's what they say that was always the fast way of typing in a on a big SOC was just m apostrophe boach everybody know who you're talking about yeah so again not a player we can cap right now player will keep an eye on a player that's got like a 10% to 15% chance of ever playing for the German national team so don't freak out no he is a player we could cap now you to follow We're Not Gonna cap him now if we cap him now it's it's a bad precedent then we're gonna have to cap that French kid then we're gonna have to cap that other French kid that's gonna come up here later you can't cap them all there's no way to do it they're Pokemon we just gota we got to cap them all we can't even cap with this friend these friendlies coming up we're not capping coaching no yet people are bitching about coaching going there instead of slina I mean that's really that's just like grabbing two mouse turds and comparing they're two young Mouse turds let them grow maybe now Mouse turs not the right thing they're two small growing uh cell whatever they've got a long both of those players got a long way to go you can bring in coaching this time for these friendlies and bring in slonina next time for the next friendlies it's kind of weird to see that slonina was slightly kind of offended by that I mean it seemed to me by saying gotta believe in yourself this this big expost okay well it's not like they don't believe in you it's just like this is a calculated decision they're going to make right now um did we need to bring both Horvath and Turner probably not that seems redundant what I that's what I said both guys not playing that well I literally said that on Monday show on with that we gotta bring one of them gotta have one older guy there right I believe I specifically said um but do we really need both of them yeah I mean I thought about it yeah I'm fine with that what did I say yeah that right there like yeah probably should like okay so you're I agreed with you you no you agree with you you agree with what you just said now like I think we I think yes I think they should have brought they should have brought both me going ah yeah is me agreeing with you back then no yeah it was no I agre I would agree with I said do we really need both like may even said like yeah not really but I understand why maybe that's what you said okay if I said that I agreed with you but I can see why that means I can see why they did it anyhow because weird it's weird because you followed up with saying I want Turner's starting goal and uh Horvat to start as the one of the center backs I didn't know where that came from no I did not say that all right quit making [ __ ] up all right um I know people are going crazy in the comments about Nathaniel Brown listen another guy we got to keep your eye on right you just got to uh our old friend Brian Shredder who we've known since 2011 um I've heard that FC Tulsa's Santi Sanchez has been training at fyord the last 10 days well the 16-year-old attacker what he's really been training for is fire nord's You Youth team really let's be honest the 16y yeah the 16-year-old attacker has played for tls's first team this year a dual National with Mexico he has yet to appear for either country but Mexico might make the first move well let them make the first move those [ __ ] fondlers of 16year olds let them have it just go ahead let them make the first fondling move because they're gross they're obscene they're desperate too like the smell of desperation from the Mexican Nationals team and the Federation just wafts from them just it stinks to even be around the Federation and the Mexican team because they're bad this is the worst generation of Mexican players ever in the history of Mexico and I know I've been watching them for [ __ ] over 30 years or is it that we've just gotten better nope they've gotten worse they've gotten worse maybe maybe both we get a PO a and po b p a PO B I mean just think of the big stars that used to be on those teams in the so they just don't have those guys anymore there're nobody you're really that afraid of on that team anymore God you you remember uh watching Jonathan Gonzalez play a lot who Jonathan Gonzalez yeah but well I mean he he barely made the team and then they run the joke right into the ground Derek I didn't get the joke you're like hey you remember all the great players that played Mexico in the past and I brought up Jonathan Gonzalez oh yeah okay I just didn't get it no I thought you trying to say something there but uh no Jonathan Gonzalez obviously L they made very nice offers to him and promises that never worked out it's it's it was a fallback uh fallback girl basically you know he felt snubbed yeah thought the uh USA you know cheated on him with somebody else and he's like [ __ ] you I'm gonna go with this other chick over here and it was the that CBS dude the old man with the movie where he coached the [ __ ] whatever toga team or whatever the hell the island team was oh rongan yeah Rong wrong again I like that better than rongan wrong again you're coached by that old guy like well he's old now for sure but Rong oh no I had meetings I had meetings with his parents yes how he talks he's like I I met them personally I I sat down with them I had many discussions with them no you didn't dick they flat out denied you they didn't even know who you were they never met you before they never met you in you liar that's when I lost most of my respect for wrong that I already lost prior to that anyhow so anyhow I like how we're having a cap captivating conversation about us lore and history of of of a player that got snub by the Federation yes and the entire chat's talking about balaga and snubbing uh England listen people like they're on they're on the same they're on the same page just not the same paragraph right now I even now looking at what England is and who they have Harry Kane and several other Center forwards who you would consider to be pretty damn good I think Bagan would struggle to make that Squad now especially now after way he's playing yeah I mean listen Monaco don't play the kind of ball that they play possession ball which means he's not getting a whole lot of through balls in between lanes and that's what balagan needs to thrive he's not getting it so he kind of picked the wrong Club he wouldn't better off probably staying where he was where they play the way he likes to play that's kind of some of the decisions you have to make you and your age have to decide well the pro the problem there was that um was was he was with rims wasn't who was he with prior I think it was Rems yeah he with Rems uh they they couldn't they didn't want to spend the $30 million to uh get him out of transfer right a big problem as far as South Gate's decision not to call them up totally justifiable based on their depth I'm sorry just was glad we got him because of that but don't I don't doubt that there when he signed for us or decided to make that switch there was some bitterness in his soul I don't doubt it bitterness does play A Part sometimes in making a decision well he he what I mean that had occurred during his time at rims right right so he was bagging goal after goal after goal and he felt SN because England came back and said yeah we want to call you up for are you 21s yeah right he's like WTF I've got more goals than X Y and Z where in whereas I don't think the Musa Calla or M Musa full-time commitment to us was better at all and I don't see him as a better person anyhow musa's just not that way but be constantly smiling while bad badmouthing Southgate in England yeah he never did it he just picked us he liked our our guys you know he played in some of our youth systems no big deal right that's that was the other thing right here uh he uh he gets suspended and they didn't replace him and the very next day balagan ended up flying down to Florida yep and I do think if they did replace Tony it wouldn't have been B gun anyhow let's be real honest um say hello to Brighton's Young American midfielder from Turkey in the United States Darius Lane is a 2007 born English French American which country was he born in for Holy Christ which can you tell us which one of the ones he was born in I guess he was born in all three at the same time I he was flying in a plane over England France and the United States and being born like he he first feet popped out over England then his belly button came out over France and by the time his head came out he was in the America what dude give us some information I love you brother by the way I like your posts um but transer transfer market has them listed as just American citizen Citizenship for United States and France um Bor born fre of in the USA c i was it doesn't have a location of birth on here weird maybe he was maybe he was born on a plane like part partially his feet came out in England then he got they got this the belly button mom's having a hard time delivering the belly button came out around France and by and then they really struggled but by the time they landed in New York the whole head was out right yeah I'm just kidding I don't know what the law is on that anyhow it's been reported by fabito Romano anyhow how does that work Brett if you're on a plane you're born on a plane uh you go based off your parents I guess I guess just right because you're not born in a country you're born over an ocean or wherever you're flying over like I don't know citizen citizen of the Atlantic citizen of the Pacific on the other side yeah all right it's been reported by Fabricio Romano I'm starting to get really worried about Fabo romano and a lot of the other mainstream guys and we'll get to this because I mean he's mostly right it's just like this poach thing starting to drag on here all right he said that lane will sign a professional contract with the Premier League side Brighton later this year Lane 16 years old has been reportedly promoted to Brighton's u18s this season where he's competing with the u8 Premier League Lane has gotten off to a strong season starting all three games and assisting twice the this Summer Lane was invited to train to form a train oh to train with the US Olympic team okay before the tournament I thought he might be getting involved into a porn or something or instead of the air born being born in the airplane you know he's down in a train now he's on a train plan train is that regressing at that point go from a plane to a train and then next would be automobiles you're right um so so I was gonna I was gonna State an a factual what I think the answer is um so BMR does say most countries have citizenship based off what nationality the parents are have and not where you're born so that would make that would lead me think looking at those three countries I would think Born in the US to French and English parents maybe yeah Dad's English with the last name Lane obviously anyhow if we had to guess but bmr's right that is how it works in most countries um unlike the United States where if you're just born here you're a citizen period but in other countries not the case at all uh in other countries you can't have shared citizenship for a long time my mom couldn't be a German citizen and an American citizen she had to pick one but now she can do both um so that's just how how it works these days all right yeah but things for the most part BMR is absolutely right I don't know if my mom even bothered with the German citizenship thing she doesn't have any plans to go back all right obviously she's married to my dad they live here in Noblesville and Florida the other half the year all right that's enough Darius lanee come on it's just come on it's too early people I'm thank you for the report he's been with the uh USU 17 Z I'm happy to know I I'm glad I'm aware of Darius Lane and I do think we need to keep an eyeball on all these people um so I'm happy with the report I just what I don't want to see is people get too excited about it too early you know Derek we need to come up with a uh transfer news and dual mechanic combo like we need to mash them together because there are instances and I'm going to go ahead and play the song for but there are instances where it's both okays newss newss everyone thats whatever real quickly though Jeff Jeff car did point out that I missed a Super Chat and I figured bring it up now because we were just talking about that hey Jeff thanks for $499 I hope this is not a another shaving question but uh England is not a country UK is a country I have strong feelings about this matter who is elected leaders of England England and England is actually a country the UK is a kingdom of like conglomerate of countries partnership between Wales Scotland and uh Northern Ireland um I don't know I don't know Jeff um I think England competes as a country um on its own in the World Cup I don't know it gets [Music] into technicalities I guess really what is the government of you start what oh sorry the next one yeah what is the government of England they do not have a government well they do have a prime minister who can be who can be Scottish Welsh or Northern IR Ireland I don't believe so believe all those have Anon think the Prime Minister of England has been Scottish not that I know of go look that up there's never been a Scottish Prime Minister of England that would be crazy town if that happened and there are autonomous um part there are autonomous um machinations for all the other countries Scotland Northern Ireland all have of course they all serve underneath the queen that's the unifying thing right or this case the king because Elizabeth is dead so it's complex or maybe it's really not it's just just we don't live there and have to deal with it every day today but uh England is a separate country they do make laws on their own this is the list of former Prime Ministers of the United Kingdom by birthplace England England England Scotland England England United Kingdom United Kingdom of Ireland England England Kingdom of Ireland Scot that's where they were born it's not fair there were all there were so many people that were born in Scotland Northern Ireland but moved his young children to England yeah I don't think that's fair well then they have very Loosey Goosey terms as far as uh of prime ministers compared to say being a president where you can't be born from another country and then come be a president yeah they do so long as you're part of the United Kingdom you can do that how about any anything modern I'm sure I'm sure they don't I'm sure they don't still live in Scotland when they become Prime Ministers in that sense but I'm sure they are Scottish who become Prime Ministers no they become engl they were this his country of birth yes okay so they've been living there for a while I can guarantee you that for sure look at when look when Arthur balur moved to to England you want me to look up a guy that was born prime minister from 1902 to 1905 whatever you want to do keep going if you want look New Brun New Brunswick guy was born in New Brunswick was prime minister you don't have to be part of the UK I mean I guess we were talk the they're talking about the UK being other countries as well but back then they were part of the yeah look at one guy wasis Johnson States United States for sake he move back to England though the United States doesn't count okay where where you're born he's an English citizen okay so it doesn't really matter that's the point that's just I think he's a citizen of the UK if that's a thing I don't know how it works out this is just not worth the time no it's not I don't know enough about the machinations of all how that works because it's really complicated you also have like a EUR European Congress and all that [ __ ] Al who gets a [ __ ] I agree I'm at that point too like who gives a [ __ ] let's just move on but I've never really heard Tony Blair for instance being um announc as the prime minister of the United Kingdom he's always or Margaret Thatcher they were always introduced the Prime Minister of England okay so we're moving on all right we're moving on we got this I just need get I just need to get one more thing about the topic at hand then we'll move on we are that's what you just did like yeah who gives the [ __ ] let's move on but I've never heard of X Y and Z I just want to clarify because somebody said they were the prime minister of the UK I'm sure that position exists whatever sure does but never heard the actual prime minister of the country of England be who lives in London uh be called the prime minister of the UK I've just never heard it be that way Ken P Pierre's move to gank has been finalized transfer fees Sporting Kansas City will re will receive is an excess of 1 million sellon percentage for Pierre that's not a whole a lot of money so ganks basically taking on a taking a chance on a young player and we'll see what happens hey you know what I'm I'm cool with the fact that it's not some exorbitant amount of money player and all you're getting like a $4 million you know whatever and it's just like they got nowhere to go but down at that point when they get would they get to Europe because nobody's going to want to sell under that market value what they just bought him for and no is going to pay for this amount because this player hasn't uh hasn't accomplished anything in Europe yet so right right now I'm getting pissed what about getting pissed I hear you said that twice what about is there a difference between being the Prime Minister of England and the prime minister of [ __ ] the UK who's the Prime Minister of the UK Kier starmer yes okay prime minister of the United Kingdom okay guess they are the prime minister of all things but is aren't there some autonomous uh government operations going on in Northern Ireland Scotland and Wales I think there are anyhow whatever [ __ ] it [ __ ] it all right so speaking speaking of Transfer News Derek Jeff KY could be right is what I'm saying that's what I'm saying okay speaking of transfer news or transfer L news bokeum we're interested oh God all right so this guy's covering his own ball sack from saying that BVB he was one along amongst others that agreed with the whole idea that BBB wanted nothing to do he had no Raina had no future at Dortmund and he was a good as gone I thought he was just similar to how he's quoting build here I thought he was just quoting sky or whoever was I don't know I don't know I I remember I remember posting that too the whole uh he's got no whatever no interest in in in Dortmund or whatever no future in Dortmund I think is what it was that's what he said but I thought he was quoting sky or whomever it was but the truth is Dortmund had never any intentions of ever letting Raina go this season did somebody say that for months yeah we said it for months months before he stayed at Dortmund and um as Dortmund originally only wanted to sell the player and no Club could be found they knew that already boken hoped the door would be open for a l loan at the end and now he's saying that raino wanted to do that no I could tell you no he did not he wanted to fight for a spot at Dortmund period especially with the new coach sahen this is [ __ ] all this is [ __ ] and we've been calling out all the [ __ ] rain of [ __ ] for a long time now there's re did bokeh get uh B get promoted or are they in abas too I think they're promoted yeah know that now so keep talking I'm gonna look at this up real quick we've been calling this out for some time all of these [ __ ] [ __ ] reports by the mainstream media they got they got promoted yeah all of them have been wrong about Raina all of them why I don't know just they need to do some basic [ __ ] research and read like you can read what the board's talking about too like try to dip in a little further and then you'll know what their plan really is or what their General plan is I just don't understand this I don't get it I I don't understand why they're so far off because I think they're just trying for clicks that's all I can think of well then they're not just like you Derek they're they are not monetized right well that's fine but I don't know they're not building any good because basically he's just trying to make an excuse for his horrible call earlier that oh he has no future now he's like oh well well wait a minute what really happened was I didn't mean to say he had no future is that uh the Raa cap was interesting moving to boam no they weren't no they weren't I can tell you they were not that's [ __ ] too say saying you don't have to believe me I don't care if you believe me whatever if they were to say uh guaranteed playing time you think Dorman would have been okay with it I think that I know that Raina and sahen and the training staff and the leadership at Dortmund have sat down with Raina and talked to him about how he can make an impact this season and what he needs to do it yeah well that the previous quotes that we pulled up in previous shows they talked about that too you know we let him know the role he's gonna play this season he's got to get comfortable with it and I can confirm that those discussions happened and I can confirm that there was never ever any intention by Dortmund of selling [ __ ] Raina this season season that's fast no way never just never was sorry go read the board's post from last year I'm sure sure they're still public and that's why T got fired didn't play the young guys not that he they loved him getting to the champ you know Champions League final but they're like yeah still [ __ ] off you ruin all our young players Market values you're destroying their Market values we lost cost $80 million in Market values on young players while you were here th you're gone that's why we're bringing in a young guy named sahen who knows the some of these young guys because sah saheen was there before as a player um so yep all right enough of that that's the end of that we don't need to talk about that for the 300 of you here right now make sure you like subscribe share it with your grandmother lean over and just tap your steps sister on the thigh and wake her up after all that [ __ ] UK Parliament Talk Jesus and and prime minister talk it's still littered in the chat at this point every now and then it pops back up Derek did you know at uh at the age of 21 that you know you were you can be dangerously close to being washed up or what if or you know almost a uh never has been if you will the fact that he used the word dangerously Joseph Lowry is repugnant and as Taylor tight shirt twellman is perfectly chimed in saying here huh he's 21 sheesh yeah he is 21 now this doesn't mean Brett and I are not going to be up Rin his [ __ ] all season when he gets chances to play mean we are going to be regardless we're gonna be up as [ __ ] we're gonna we're GNA we want to see some results this season from him when he gets to play so this whole we're dangerously close to Gio being stuck in what if territory maybe Joseph is like dangerously close to a hardon I don't really understand this kind of commentary like how is a 21-year-old dangerously close to being stuck in what if territory like Purgatory is this Shakespeare what the for the rest of his career for the rest of his career man that's a very Dangerously irresponsive possible comment to make actually if it's your opinion fine but you write for for articles soccer articles people think of you as somebody who knows what they're talking the guardian the athletic um I mean I guess ultimately and some somebody posted this I forgot who was um but made the comment simply saying that dimsey hadn't even made his professional debut at the age of 21 now he did end up getting you know drafted by New England event about the age of 2122 range I think I think it was about that time period um but yeah I get the whole point is that Raina has been around for a long [ __ ] time from our youth teams all the way up into an early signing at Dortmund he's been there for a handful of years now and yes he's gone through some uh unfortunate circumstances and like Derek said we are we said this from the get-go at during the preseason that it's it's put up or shut up time for for r at Dortmund he's not going anywhere he's got to do something if he's not going to do something he's going to leave and GNA leave regardless but as we talked about Dortmund wants to rake up that rebound off that market value before anything comes to fruition so and it's it's not all up to him it's not 100% on Raina it's like 80% up to Raina because the coach still needs to see a way for you to fit into what he wants to do on the pitch MH and if you don't and he sees you as a pure number 10 and that's all he sees you as then you're probably not going to get a lot of opportunities on the field because that's somebody else's position so you know there needs to be they you know you're hoping that he gets to play out wide sometimes or he gets to play in the middle sometimes he gets to play a lot of different spots maybe second Striker if they need a goal real bad so we'll see what happens but I'm really sick of this [ __ ] I'm sick of the clownery is what I'm sick of just people freaking out he's 21 and okay now he has this injury so now he's injury-prone right Brett he's just this confirms it he's injury prone no he's not no he's not okay we come back to socer down just a sec just to pull this up um so his last major a muscular issue he's had you know some n niggling ones that pop up but it's only out for a week I can't quite say that's an injury no I'm I'm out I'm out for a game basically right last one was literally was it uh was what was it like 20 April of 2022 yep maybe Fitness but I think that's the preseason so that can't count I'm not counting that uh muscle injury was 20 oh over two years ago when it comes to the whole groin injury thing yeah so two years you can say well he hasn't played much two years I mean he's played for us um hasn't got injured during that um so is he injury prone like if you look at any list of any lots of different players they're going to suffer one injury a season maybe for a week maybe two weeks whatever uh but then they're back again uh I'd say for most teams they suffer injuries throughout the season to various players this is not a surprise this is not make him injury-prone and we don't even know how bad this injury is it's a a testicular groin issue and he could be fine but they're just not going to risk it they're just like nope it could be fine in three days five days a week two weeks I don't know but we're not risking it we're sending them home somebody else sent me a PM that said well maybe this is the plan all along because he wants to get ready for that next game in the Bundesliga and I'm like usually if you go back and look at Players like Timmy Chandler they would do that so they didn't have to get on the plane in the first place and fly all the way here to find out they had a groin injury they would either have one before the the flight and already get that out of the way most players do they don't get on a plane healthy come here and then have injury you usually figure that out before you leave so here's the thing here's giovan rea's injury history including everything from illnesses to muscle strains to uh fissure and the fibula you know okay he's M he's hold on want to be accurate completely no that was a one more muscular problem okay so that's all it's already gone well we all saw it but here here's another player here's Timmy WEA yep he seems to have he's had some lengthy ones too 136 days 193 days 46 46 47 seems pretty damn injury prone to me here's Christian pisk I know we've we've all talked about the fact that he always picked up an uh an injury uh in EPL and stuff but he's got a list as well guys at Chelsea and don't forget dormund like he missed the Min games at dormund too yep so I guess I guess the point is is when you when you when you start talking about somebody being injury prone you would look at somebody say Tyler Adams yes who picks up the same injury every 45 days yep and a a muscular problem could be anything could be a hamy issue could be a groin issue Heria her hernia yeah so again Gio went about two full years now mind as we mentioned may not have played so much during his Club time he did play a lot with us however it's been two full years since a major injury of his and this we don't even know if it's major they just don't want to risk it it's it's a hammy pole they're like nah dude just go home just go home yeah I wouldn't I wouldn't mess with it right and obviously it might have been something he picked up in practice um because apparently he didn't have it on the flight here so so and I again we'll see what happens when he's back at Dortmund are they going to announce it's uh it's an injury and he's going to be out for x amount of weeks or is he GNA be right back in the the 18 uh next next game day at that point I can't classify that as being injury-prone because he's back in immediately and we've seen that before by the way I mean if I go if I go we have a game on Saturday if I go out and I sprain my ankle twisting it on the ball it's not because I'm injury prone something happened for that short period I go back and I rest and I start back up I don't know well rain is Ham's been fine for two years so we'll see what happens uh and anyhow we don't know how minor it was you can tweak a hammy they're just like dude we ain't risking this we just got we'll get bitched out by Dortmund if we risk you so we're sending you back to Dortmund and I the the final thing I don't think I don't think pisk is injury-prone I don't think Timothy way is injury prone I don't think rain is injury prone the only person I can flat out state that I think is actually injury prone is Adams is Adams the other person prior to that that I would think of would be bacon bacon was out all the time with hip injuries it's a consistent thing that's coming over and over and over I mean I can think of others too we got spaghetti ligaments guy got g g g i mean there were guys that yeah for sure Sergeant you can DK is a great example right there yes that that's that's a different injury like every season that's almost season ending so right I wouldn't say Sergeant yet I think he's played through those injuries um that ankle injury I think it's it's been the same ankle I think he he busted his ankle in the world cup and then he uh tore it just after right I think he'll be fine I think he'll be fine rank ranking wow I haven't heard Charles ranking in a long time yeah ranking was bad Le Desma horrible for years yes maybe it's over now I don't know we don't know um LMA is not gonna get injured by playing the way he's playing at PSP right now super safe I'm just gonna jog over here get the ball pass it back in super safe for sure yep yeah all right for the 300 of you here now make sure you like subscribe share it with your grandma all right what else we got speaking of somebody who's injured by the way that's 300 on Twitter and X excuse and you X and you and YouTube yeah PSV have registered sirgio Des for the UEFA Champions League group stages if his recovery goes well he could make his return in January per riffle Frank how far do the group stages really go into the season I mean he's back by January how many more games and the group stages do you have I don't know they're hopeful do do do you need to be registered during the group stages in order to be uh part of the uh group knockout stages yep okay then who cares about when it matters as long as he's he's listed He's listed so he'll be good um we'll see if he is healthy by January that would be great apparently the champions league has a new format have not followed that as oh God yes I'm not getting into it I I don't know I have no idea what you guys are talking about dude it has been stupid as hell it is the dumbest most perplexing crap ever and he buar does or bear does say no The Knockout stages are separate yes so you don't have to be listed for the group stages to be included in knockouts yeah okay I I will do my I'll do my homework us I was not a part of the uh uh Champions League news apparently I guess not but yeah they [ __ ] that whole tournament up but oh well okay it used to be like really clearly understandable kind of like NASCAR used to be and now they got group stages and [ __ ] it's completely [ __ ] stupid excuse me yeah you got uh any mid mid uh Yanks Abroad midday week or whatever nothing nope there was nothing I guess guess most people were probably on their way to their clubs or their national teams at that point so y okay well we're gonna jump right into uh some of the main topic here let's do it um so I the whole point of this is It's the topic of the day is it's Thursday whereas poo US soccer what the [ __ ] is going on so just to give some context for those hold up hold up one second Lamar sorry says [ __ ] don't say the r word I apologize for that we're moving on get over it all right go ahead Brett sorry um yeah so so to get some context as far as why the show is list listed that way y sources Marcio porino will be officially unveiled as the US Men's National Team head coach this Wednesday September camp roster and the signing of Po will be announced separately well he got that wrong didn't he the week we all been waiting for is upon us but it's to be fair to him it's not just him no other people would do Fazio has been on it since August 15 uh yeah I mean hey hey I've heard that potina is officially signed he is the new usman's national team coach US soccer is deathly sent silent until current day so I have my own theory about this and I think it's pretty close based on what and the way US soccer operates I said here's how I'm picturing Po's big announcement for the US Men's National Team first or second friendly this window they'll Prime us up with a big halftime announcement upcoming at the beginning of the show and then they'll announce poach at halftime and maybe even interview him for five minutes that's just a guess that's how US soccer likes to jizz in their pants it happened with Balter in the Nations League yep it happened in the me during the Mexico halftime all of a sudden uh you know Balter was reann anced as the manager of the United States national team um so yeah Derek Dereck you texted me this and you said I think this is what's gonna happen I go no you're absolutely right that's exactly what's gonna happen yeah I just think it is I just knowing how they operate there's not going to be something were Cindy parlo con and JT Batson and uh uh Matt Crocker come on to a stage together and sit with poino and that's gonna happen after the big announcement at halftime at one of the two friendlies coming up and then that's when they'll jizz in their pants some more and uh they won't post it up we'll have to watch it through jiz news or whatever's available um can't remember the name of the two venues we use yeah because we have to go there to get the interviews because US soccer doesn't post them up J JRE JRE yep um so it's it's one of those things I keep I keep talking about like hey you know the longer it goes the more tin boil Hatty I am but with all of the with all the media and all the Insiders saying it's happening is reassuring me since that they're not [ __ ] this up they're they're going to make a spectacle out of it and that's all it is I'm sure this is all they probably had the Chelsea thing all wrapped up weeks ago and they wanted to just do this big Grand announcement at halftime of of of the Canada game I'm saying this Saturday it's going to be announced most likely it's my guess I would only say the differences as PT 69 says as soon as bur halter got reard we all immediately became flaccid so that was not something that was exciting at all when they announced burh halter um in that game that he was taking back over we all like you suck this in for this crap for this you got to remember there there is a large portion of the fan base that aren't as active or in tune as a lot of us are just when I say a lot of us just me I mean Twitter people who who are finally you know with the fine tooth comb combing over everything you know breaking stuff down they just like they watch the game and like ah we won we beat uh we beat um um Guatemala one oh hey we won guys that's all matters right that's all they care about like hey this guy this guy won Nations League a couple times he's done this he's done that hey look at that so last weekend I was at my parents uh to cook them dinner and uh by the way it was fantastic IC it was uh oh those uh real I ordered from Italy those little rolled up balls of pasta oh so good with um ballotini no b no any I forgot what they're called but I had that with um scallops um anyhow spectacular but is it no not noi no they're it's actually spaghetti but they come in nests they come in nests so you put them in they cook it's like I don't I I can't say they're Linguini because they're whiter than that um but they're fantastic anyhow I ordered them from Italy got them took them to my parents cooked them that with scallops and mushrooms and delicious stuff delicious stuff and my dad says during dinner I thought you said they hired this coach guy he said I haven't seen that I'm like yeah D hasn't happened yet sorry you know I me it wasn't like a sorry sorry it's like I was just basically saying I thought it was a done deal but now we're waiting again we got to wait this whole next week now it's been a month it's been a month and we don't know so my only thing I can surmise at this point is we're waiting for the halftime show right yeah um that's what we're waiting for all right so everybody doesn't know what those are hold on Brett I'm going to go get one so people can see it I'll be right back can you hold on all right yeah yeah thank you for covering your um your uh camera so we don't see your balls yeah so he's gonna go get his Italian balls just so you guys can see them I hold off on this because I want to hear Derrick's take on the super CH though all right Brett what they're called is paradella pasta nests imported from Italy and um this is what they look like they're like little in front of your face they're like they're like little nests of pasta paradella is what they're called look like a an Italian version of a meat pie no I mean they're noodles they're just noodles dry noodles in a bundle right I'm just saying it I'm just saying looked like meat pie is what I'm saying I'm not saying it's a pie I know it's noodles they're Italian DK of course they're noodles I think you're just hungry no actually I'm I'm good I had some I had some uh angel hair pasta today actually for dinner so I'm Saed them good just angel hair pasta no Meats uh no I don't actually I no I didn't have any uh [Music] hamburger no hamburger no hamburger no so just the spaghetti with like butter spaghetti with sauce sauce red sauce yeah okay that's traditional americ seasoned properly yeah course no these garlic garlic salt and pepper I would definitely recommend anybody to order these paradella banet importer from Italy where from Italy anyhow I don't know where I got them from doesn't matter any just look it up online you'll find them they're great and uh they're well worth it if you like pasta and I like to use them with the clam sauce and the uh whoa whoa the clan sauce you shouldn't be ordering anything from the clan Derek clam oh we don't we don't do that here BR I know that's what threw me for a loop when you said Clan sauce no clam sauce all right Jeff Cary more Infamous in the US Caitlyn Clark or polistic more Infamous uh it's Caitlyn Clark or more famous uh Caitlyn Clark by far more famous it says more famous does it say Infamous I know I don't know where I got Infamous from no it's Caitlyn Clark by far yeah so 100% it's 100% not even it's not even closed guys it's not even close not even close and we live in Indiana so just imagine that dude my my Twitter feed is just stupidly full of Caitlyn Clark and Angel Reese and I like and this may I think I think this is all just a marketing play I know we said they joke around and say about pic and mckin and all the Americans in Italy and stuff like that like this has to be some kind of a marketing play because now I actually know WNBA players I know it's working it's working oh whatever it is it's working people are watching the WNBA I think the fever are on like an eight or nine game winning streak they may qualify for the playoffs already I heard on the radio the radio this morning on the way to work so yeah I mean we need something like that for men soccer in the us and we just don't we've got nothing like Caitlyn Clark um going I mean we maybe do I think polistic a really really really really good player um but um it's just not gaining the steam you would hope uh okay so anyhow that's my announcement that's how I think it's going to happen we will move on well sort of move on there's more talk yep from World Soccer talk here select US soccer executives are flying to Barcelona finalize an agreement on Friday with Mauricio proino become the next US Men's National Team head coach the plan is to record patino in an announcement video to release Friday or Saturday we all know it's gonna be Saturday weird weird how it's all lining up right it's gonna be Saturday during the game people why would they why would they go fly out the Friday to release it Friday yeah they're not you've already waited for so long at this point you might as well make a spectacle of it like I said and does anybody know how incompetent US soccer is we're lucky they're going to get it out by Saturday we're lucky can't upload the speeds here suck they snake says every day a new report comes out that contradicts the last one they gotta call the janitor in to post it up so yeah it's gonna Gotta Give the janitor an extra day to work out the the tech issues there in the basement of US soccer where they tell him what to do and he puts it up to man he's he's a pecker he's a pecker well I mean I imagine he's an elderly uh custodian working the Bas he's got he's he's not he doesn't understand what the home R keys are he does 60 words per minute maybe per hour I wouldn't do elderly I'd say like before retirement age you just don't to use elderly because you're you're you're near yeah [ __ ] because I'm close to it so shut up all right well yeah I don't want to make him 60 60 is not that old Brett no it's like 70 years older than me godamn it 6 60 is the new 35 I was saying 60 can we make them younger please if we're talking about we're talking about the the pecs the PE typing you know you It's gotta be older you know I mean I used there's some there's some people there's definitely some people older than me that that know the home R Keys you know type 60 70 words per minute but I feel like my generation like Mo the again the borderline Gen X and Millennial uh generation was the first one to really start work on that home row key out so the whole 60 words per minute started with us oh yeah for sure even I was doing it yeah but yeah there's still like I still know a lot of peckers so you know what I used to say that when I would meet somebody at the Hope found Foundation who would be typing and they were older than me and they're pecking away I'm like you're kind of a pecker aren't you they're like what excuse me I'm like you pack at the keys oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but and then I'd also say to people in the morning when they were a little grouchy be like kind of a little testy this morning you're a little testy this morning they're like what I'm like testy like testy t s y you've never heard that learn the English language come on Jesus [ __ ] Christ testicles come on Oh I thought you were calling me like a a testicle no that's a word testy are you say [ __ ] is wrong with people godamn it uh all right um King Kao for 499 thank you brother Derek is a certified whatever the hell that is roast bitter at 54 I'll ship you a pack of I think it meant to be pocket is a certified pocket bidder no no no the packet of [ __ ] I thought you I thought that meant to be a pocket [ __ ] a pocket of [ __ ] or offer my step sis oh full of oh my God given all the different symbols and the Emojis and like he really had to wiggle that in to make uh make YouTube accept it let me just say this King Kao I don't need all that but I appreciate it very much I appreciate you're willing to make the offer not even a night with the step sister is that what you're saying I don't know I haven't seen her that's fair that's fair I mean if I got some photos I might be able to work that out but hey I'm not above any I mean above a one night stand at this point I just don't want a relationship all right um one second one second that's not what I wanted to share it's not it I wanted to share this right here okay 11 yank says remember when the fans said the players were complacent soft for not wanting Greg back for wanting Greg back yeah seems to be the general consensus now I know isn't that amazing they're all like yeah we need a harder ass [ __ ] now D I'm go go back a handful of years ago we were coming coming up you know you know bright-eyed bushy tailed and everything and we're saying things and people are calling us toxic and then by the end of the world cup time period all of a sudden you hear everybody on the media uh same paring the same things we've been saying for years yeah and it's like they're always it seems like they're always like a a year behind maybe they're catching up a little faster but uh but we were saying you know the fans the players were players were soft for oneing Greg back they W they when when when pic did that interview with that Irish dude I don't know his name still when they it was mostly the Irish dude talking the whole time fair enough but you you and I you and I said basically that people were getting pissed at polistic and we're like well all polistic is saying is like hey I don't care who's coaching but uh you know I'll take Greg back because I feel you feel I feel pretty comfortable in a system is basically what he was saying literally what McKenna said too literally I we we said too Adam said as well I and the players are comfortable with Greg Balter you should never be comfortable with your manager like not like that that I mean yes you want to be comfortable as in listen I I'm comfortable with what this guy's vision is but you shouldn't feel comfortable that your positions are given that's that's MLS M mentality right there and that's what it sounded like they were saying yeah oh yeah not the other part of it where I'm being challenged every day and I like that like that would have been something I wanted to hear I'm being challenged every day and I like it no they said no we're really comfortable with Greg okay you're comfortable I don't want comfortable I really don't nope to specify my what the MLS mentality I was referring to there is in the sense that if you're a good player in MLS you don't really have competition since that somebody's nipping at your heels making you strive to be better you're pretty confident that your role is guaranteed yeah right so and that's that's all they were saying is that I feel pretty confident in Greg's not even his system like we feel confident with Greg meaning that they felt confident that their role was assured that's what it sound like to me it really sound like and then Greg gets fired and all a sudden everybody's like oh yeah we need somebody to challenge us we need somebody to uh uh was what was it that um Adam said we not rude by any means but what was it do uh I mean he needed somebody who's going to tell us what to do is what Adam said and they us in our rear type thing you to do it and he's going to kick us in our ass or something like that and so yeah it's a total so listen I can understand je Jesse Marsh's like mild bitterness because he was told he had the job verbally and then the calls were made and the players came out and they said what they said and then US soccer changed their mind and said sorry Jesse we rehiring Greg and I remember having 29 on here basically telling us listen I've heard they verbally offered the job to Marsh and we're like really and then it turned out to be true ver Marsh had verbally been told you're our top candidate now he turned he turned down two opportunities in EPL for it I mean I'm I'm putting words in his mouth right there but the timeline lines up and the way they went about it according to Marsh was pretty dysfunctional um disrespectful as he put it and that he would never coach ever for the US Men's National Team at this point unless the those people were gone that dysfunctionality was eradicated from US soccer okay fine so I don't really hold him I don't hold any like grudge against him for saying what he's about to say we're about to play I think that it's fine that he said it I think it's okay he's obviously upset with how it went and he's mentioned this is not the third it's like the fifth time he's brought up how it went and he gets more specific here now about the players chiming in for Greg being to his detriment as he was being hired so go ahead BR sorry okay so Jesse I asked you a really long question I'll make it shorter do you think our player pool for the US needs to get tougher I but here's the funny thing is that a lot of the players that were clamoring to get Greg back were also the ones that are now saying that that it's time to move on like first off shocking yes like immediately too what do you mean huh the the people who were comfortable with having Greg back were the first people out of the game to say we need somebody that's tougher guess why guess why Leadership Council yeah yeah same people so the Press is still focused on what they consider to be the leaders of the team and the Leadership Council folks and so we're getting the opposite reply we got earlier now when we're talking about poach Tino don't tell me that after that loss in the cop of America all the players got together and said yeah it's time to move on Greg's a horrible coach he's not the right guy for us there's no way they did that there's no way they would know Greg would lose his job they might have suspected it um but there's no way they knew for sure and now all of the sudden they're making all these very you know out there comments that are the opposite it expressions of the Expressions they made before about being comfortable with Greg so I get Jesse's frustration here and yeah like everybody else at this point I am done giving the players excuses or of any kind and I don't think we ever did we've been on people's balls when they deserve to have their balls be be ridden on all right but um at this point now you get poino and then we see how US soccer treated Jesse Marsh and how the players basically almost revolted against Jessie Marsh hiring yeah I'm well again again again the whole Revolt I don't think it has anything really NE I mean there were a couple players that have played under Jesse in that sense but I would imagine all those players have good uh you know good uh an understanding of of Jesse I think the uh the vul of the players simply just with well why would we go with strange when we are comfortable with normal so I would put it this way Brett when you're raising your kids do you let's say you have five kids instead of two and you formed a Leadership Council of your kids and they had some power over what you decided was going to happen during the day and how G work yeah you would and I'm sorry I'm not calling these kid these players toddlers put whenever you put the patients before the doctors because that's what Greg was supposed to be there to do to be the doctor of the club and uh maybe he had maybe I don't know maybe they're nurses I don't know how this metaphor works but what all I'm saying is the they took over the Asylum is what happened and they had so much power and who got picked for the coach that can never happen again and US soccer can never make that mistake again the players should never pick the coach that should be up to Matt Crocker and his assessments of what we need it's the equivalent of US soccer saying here we go I got a uh a boiled chicken and broccoli for dinner or you can have this bowl of ice cream yeah what what are the kids gonna pick right ice cream ice cream I want ice cream for breakfast lunch and dinner right and we can't have that we need none of that we need parents BL out saying no you're not gonna have ice cream for dinner what the hell is wrong with you or eat your boiled eat your boiled chicken or or dinner maybe after dinner if you're good that's a treat after dinner that's a reward maybe for all the other things or maybe that's just the way life is going right so yeah um change is always a bit uneasy that's the value in it yes it is but the players didn't want change as you well know a broken Fair furnace which basically your point um and that's why the players didn't want change they wanted the same old guy and that's why Jesse's bitter because he was verbally offered the position so we can play the rest yep I don't know you can't for me like this Sport and this world that you play in has to be about constantly being challenged to be ar rest period right I don't care like who the coach is and and you dying there yeah dude I still have the same cold that's right you have the cold that's right yeah I'm not over it yet man I've been sneezing all day okay there should be a comfortability there should always be a drive to be better and yeah it's fun to be on teams right you want the process of growth and Improvement to be an enjoyable one but it has to be about the demands right and and this this life should never be about complacency right if no he's totally right he's totally right listen it might s sound self-serving I get it people that say that yes of course it does but I think he's just being pretty honest here um and he's being bitter yes that's mixed in with it but you know this is a show I think he's contractually has to be here once a month until that contract is over so I think we're going to see him here once a month for the next coming months until the contract's over at the end of this year so he's serving out that contract too I know I I feel like i' I'd want to be on here regardless periodically just to remain relevant within the the sector of of US soccer in general not necessarily ussf but all of the fans and stuff like that I I would do it just have to maintain some level of relevancy between them I like that LDK LDK says at least March has a personality unlike Greg yes for sure there is no way Greg could do a show like this no effing way I totally can do some back bounce passes and check out my Starbucks Starbucks mug pretty cool isn't it Greg would be like Brian M shoes am I wearing even Brian McBride would be better than Greg on a show like this Maybe I'm Wrong Maybe that's that's a tough man because they're both really dry personalities on camera I get it but like maybe Greg proved me wrong down the road when he takes a job like that but um we'll see maybe he only had to stick up his ass while manage while being a manager if he was just a pundit maybe he could uh lighten up a little no he's all into the uh philosophies of leadership and all that stuff I think that he's lost his way he's uh definitely deep deep in his own horeshit and deep in his own dogma and that's the problem with Greg I don't I think Marsh has his own like pseudo Dogma but I think he's more flexible we saw we've seen that with the Canadian national team so far he has not stuck to his you know ridiculous [ __ ] that he did uh 100% of the time it leads he's shown some flexibility which is good um he's also shown flexibility in putting in players that never had opportunities before playing them and then now they're Superstars and have been signed by European teams I think I think that Jesse's done well um and we'll see how well he does against us and I think that however what he said about the American players probably might be some bulletin board material for the American players like he's calling us out for being [ __ ] for saying oh yeah just give us back cuz we're [ __ ] which is generally what he's saying generally but this this could be lowkey in American trying to D trying to drive the aggression back into American soccer even though you're coaching the opposition he is half Canadian sure cool so I I'm just saying I'm just saying obviously he obviously he's America strong connection with America maybe he's saying this stuff to try to I know I know you're joking Brett but um I think that's just bitterness or may maybe maybe he's looking at hey just the same way we're looking at all these upcoming friendlies going man we can't get a a decent friendly to really test us so maybe he's looking going I really want the US team coming out guns blazing to test my boys man you're going crazy out there with your I gotta do something Derek I know it's like gota maybe he's just just upset that PornHub crashed right before this interview you could come up with a lot of crazy theories maybe maybe what it is is the whole uh poo thing is a a a farce and the announcement during the Canadian halftime usman's national team halftime shows that Marsh is leaving Canada and joining the US okay now you've gone too far you've gone too far gone too far I think Mars has made it pretty clear he has no intention of ever coaching for the US wom's national team as long as the nimrods is he well he put it a different way are still running it let's just put it that way all right I think we're done with with Jesse here I think that's all he had to say you got you got another 50 seconds on there or 40 seconds we still gotta build a team right we got still got a couple other things to do too I know so all all right we move on we got we understand what he's saying yeah the the players are a little soft and they want they want uh comfortable and complacency and all that Shen St all we've been saying and now I got to urinate that's cool all right I'll be back all right I will handle this Super Chat that came from uh King Kell for 199 he say is it true that Wes and his dad are not closer and why well that I we only know what uh Diego said in the past and he said that they are not close at all um I mean I you can go you can take a look at John's uh Twitter and he's you know defending West and uh really supporting him there but I don't know I don't know enough about their history to know uh to say much of anything so from what Diego said he he was he was not really there as a father whatever some along those lines I think paraphrasing because he said this well over like a year and a half ago when Derek gets back here we'll verify to see if he uh um see if he's if he recalls anything else but but this all came up because Diego was in fact Mar was going to be the US Men's National Team manager of course that didn't happen Greg came back and everybody flamed Diego for being wrong but then you had Wala come up and say well no this is what happened and you had Jesse come up and this is what happened but yeah Diego's right just it didn't work out and that's problem with these having sources who say stuff to to you is it might be accurate at the time but things change she talking about Wes Wes this no in this situation it's Wes and his dad and what Diego said like a year and a half or so ago about it yeah about how he's closer to his mom yeah so yeah I don't know I don't know enough about it to say what I feel comfortable saying so yeah I don't either I mean I can only tell you that his dad loves Wes there's no doubt about that and uh would I say Wes's mom is closer probably is Wes's dad more vocal yes um I don't want to speak for Wes about how he feels about that I know 29 came on and said it but I'm I'm not willing to do that yeah so when when a split in the family happens um people can change over time of course you know while while together you may you know a parent one parent might have been really harsh and you know real strict and you know done some you know not not saying this is what John did by any means I'm not saying that this is I'm just making generalizations here guys uh and then time change when you get a little older especially when grandchildren come and everything like that a lot of people change how they act around everything else so it's it's very possible it's very possible something along lines might have happened but I don't know and I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to speculate scroll back up uh John says something about Richards that's not true I think offenheim said Richards is a choir guy actually Richards is sort of the gleeful Party Guy goofball yeah he's one of the goofballs yeah no he's a party guy so you might have misheard that one John um he is the one of the more yeah as Brett put it goofball he goes at Maloney looks like a buff M lore that is true that is true that is true John all right uh where the [ __ ] were we oh oh yeah um so yeah I'm not We're not gonna get into the parent struggle thing not gonna happen here I haven't I haven't talked to my interactions with JN have been very limited uh and I have not talked to uh T West's mom me even though I know Diego said that he could hook us up with that but I'm like what are we going to talk to about yeah I know he's like have her on your show here he like I'm like no dude I I don't we barely we don't we have had opportunities to interview players here where we're like ah no no thanks why it's not going to be comfortable for them they're not going to speak their mind we're not going to get to ask them questions that might disrupt them that's not fair to them they're really under a code of what they can say and they can't I'd rather much rather have Alexi laws on here and Hammer him a couple times on his points of views than have a player on here I feel bad if I put them on the spot I don't want to do that to them and so we've decided Brett and I that we're not going to have players on the show for most maybe retired at that point yeah sure retired players we have on the show all the time but not players that are still playing what about having uh West mom on for two fat Foodies to talk about cooking recipes who Wes's Mom oh Wes I don't know I mean I know we've been told she's a good cooker but we well well we know we know we know they don't make they don't cook turkeys apparently they are bad at cooking turkeys so I don't know we we we could give some help on the turkeys and uh they give us some hints help on other things somebody said bring on jermine Jones Daniel keep in mind Daniel he's deep he's deep Germaine Jones has changed dramatically in the last six years um like you know we've talked to Pete and TCT about this too and it's obvious in his interviews about us soccer just go watch the CBS uh what was that what's the show with all the guys and the gal uh what no the big one um that Bruce Arena was on that Jesse Marsh was on that show kicking it kicking it yeah like listen Durant Jones went on that show he didn't have any criticism okay so listen ussf is the best once you ussf has told you you have a chance to be an assistant coach for the US soccer or whatever going down the field or a youth coach or man you shut the [ __ ] up you shut the [ __ ] up so uh didn't Germaine Jones try to kill a sex-wise lover I have no clue I have no idea Daniel don't know uh will Jesse Marsh ever recover from seeing an incompetent coach like burter getting hired over him us soccer hurt Marsha's ego so badly I don't think it hurt his ego um that he takes shot hurt his feelings for sure that he takes a shot on them Greg and the players whenever he can um I think that what you're hearing tacked is just really like the outer core I think if he wanted to he could say a lot more he's just not going to he he giving you like basic niblets he's not giving you the whole sandwich he's just I I think I think he wants to express his uh his hurt feeling disappointment but he doesn't necessarily want to burn Bridge so it's like hey no he's burned Bridges he burned Bridges Brett with the current Administration well yeah I'm just saying he's like will you you you said this about us like well you guys you guys uh hurt my feeling and I was last ing out a little bit but I didn't I didn't say all the stuff I could have said I don't think Jesse siegs himself being the coach of the westman's national team for anywhere more than a decade plus more and so for him he's hoping the current Administration is gone 10 years from from now and um I think he's hoping the players are different which they will be oh yeah and so he's still so young he can say these things and get away with it because he knows 10 15 years down the road he's still going to be like 60 years old so he'll be good he'll be good to go um so he speaks more freely than others um and that's good I'm glad to hear it from him honestly but we'll see what he does with Canada should be interesting oh we got her hey Paul Paul tario here we go saying you g talk about tundo again NOP he's done with tundo pushing it's a shame Paul even though it's not official official yet hasn't been signed do you think poch had some sort of influence on this roster that's playing in these friendlies no I don't think so everything I've been told is that Mikey vars um and his staff were in charge of this roster that they were the ones that were kind of going through the process they had conversations with the players they picked the team ultimately so I mean aside from coaching is there really any big surprises on the team no I mean yeah so I don't know I don't know it's just one of those things like uh if it'd be one thing if there's like you know like a bunch of youth players that are are still working their way up into the up get brought in that'd be one thing but this is I mean for the most part I mean there are a couple players in there I guess um FY Wy the FY one was interesting we'll get into that coachin um I think that's literally about it right there yeah um broken furnace says who is this guy uh it's Paul tario he's one of the guys that's very close to US soccer he writes for the athletic he writes for the athletic but he also works part-time for CBS and um he's on there very often and he's often very wrong about what he pushes he was pushing for tonolo as was Doug McIntyre uh early on both of them now I don't know why I have no [ __ ] clue why doesn't make any sense to anybody but um that's what they were doing both of them um and I don't really think that's their job as reporters to push their own [ __ ] agendas like that's weird like why are you out there pushing for Doo both of you it's it it's just repulsive really I mean if that's your personal opinion then say my personal opinion is but they neither of them said that and thus it made a lot of people think oh [ __ ] we're getting Doo because they both set it days apart from each other and um less than a couple days I believe apart from each other and on on different interviews and they didn't say well my personal opinion is I would really like to see Steve tuno considered no they said here's a guy I think would really you know they're probably considering Steve tundo that's what they both said you can't say that when you're a guy that tightly connected to US soccer that people are relying on to have real info from the inside of US soccer which they usually do both of them do of course both of them don't now for whatever reason US soccer shut them out completely so they have no idea what's going on they're they're saying oh it'll be signed by Wednesday oh I mean Thursday oh well no no still not signed so it's going to be Saturday or whatever one of friendly Games halftime is what we were telling you guys it'll be an announcement it'll be a buildup the be beginning of the game we have a big announcement at halftime so stay tuned to this meaningless friendly game versus Canada right that's what they're going to do to you and then they're gonna announce um uh poach and then they're gonna play some interview with him somewhere in France that he did and that's what you're going to get so have you ever did you ever watch a game of Thrones yeah barely yes there was there was a scene in the second season roughly where uh Tyrion is playing the hand of the king and uh he brings in Varys he brings in little fingers and he brings in uh the uh maer dude and he tells them each that he's gonna you know um marry um his niece to various people to find out who's gonna be who's leaking to his who's leaking news to his sister so do you think do you think Doug and Paul were leaked incorrect information to find out who the leakers were within us soccer listen I wouldn't put it back we only told we only told you that we're gonna look we're gonna talk to Trelos you're out of here yeah I don't know I don't know what they're doing I do know that when once Greg was fired they shut down shop yeah because none of us were getting the normal leakers we used to get so that happens and they're not getting them either and a lot of them feel more comfortable telling us than them to be frank um so I don't know we'll see what happens here from R but he's basically saying no poino had no play in picking this team yeah um which is I guess it's believable to me I I mean I don't that's a lot of research for him to do in a month and he probably would have just told Mikey varus anyhow just do what you do and I'll watch and evaluate well I I had mentioned earlier even if they were to announce uh poach and and he was GNA be managing these this this window he probably would have just called up for the most part the Copa roster and for the most part minus a couple players and especially with injuries that's exactly what happened you have a cop you have a Copa roster with a couple of extra players he and and po could have simply said like you said a Mikey I'm not overly familiar after after so many injuries I'm not overly familiar with player pool that that great in depth yet so if you could suggest a couple players he's like maybe we get this kid from Barcelona B team in here if we can you know drop your name you know um bossy that was out of the box yeah so it's it's it's one of those things where like I could believe both in this situation yeah he has no he has no say it was all Mikey but it could have been poach simply saying hey I'm gonna call this roster and I know all these people are injured can you fill in the blanks even if poch got to pick this roster he's gonna pick the standards first yeah exactly yes I mean he's going to start not going to just totally [ __ ] around the first time through and go yeah well [ __ ] half these guys I'm going to pick a whole group of half of another guys no that's not gonna happen he'll probably throw in a few guys and that's what happened we got coaching we got FY those were two Wy yeah well wy's been doing fine at straussburg so okay that's shock because obviously at left back and right back we're a little bit thin uh because Robinson's not going to be there there's no death so now you're just trying to test some guys out wide yeah so you know we'll see what happens here but we better pick a team let's pick a team um or we got more no no that's all that you wanted from from this guy um uh Frank uh Frank uh I'm guessing it's Frank castler but Frank bolt on on uh on the twits right he had posted a uh a lineup I want to bring it up and go over that real quick okay so guaranteed we'd get this 11 in one game when you're when you're looking at this roster this lineup I want you to think of a name for this this lineup okay all right this is first Canada he does in one game doesn't have New Zealand okay could be New Zealand probably more likely New Zealand of Sergeant starting up top so that's sergeant Rea Aronson no Raina he's gone well this is beforehand that'd be tman instead so well that doesn't fit the narrative though Derek so keep that in mind what narrative you'll you understand and you have Morrison Johnny a four it's a 451 no it's a 423 dream Richards and scell then schy and this team is named avocado toast okay a bunch of white it's a bunch of white boys Derek Richard and then Richards and then Richards Richard Raina Latino there but he's not there now Tilman will be African-American yes if he's included in that but that's not the point of the narrative though Derek Johnny cardoso is from Brazil it's not okay it's not purely just white okay this this this is uh this is along the lines of Johnny uh of of uh Larry talk I'm not saying I don't see color I do because I see it every day um and respect it and I understand and I try to you know be athetic to people's backgrounds but like to just build rosters based on color I I just can't I can't do it I because I don't think that way I'm just thinking about individual players I like but again this is meant as a joke Derek not meant to be serious well I'm taking it serious I understand that but the name the whole with the whole name being uh Team avocado toast I that was hysterical I feel like feel like almost everybody in this lineup sits down deat avocado I would put psic on the right and put [Music] um put don't talk about an actual lineup right now put on the left I put [ __ ] on the left all right anyhow beans it's not bad lineup though uh so we kind of hinted at this Gio's out Cade cow's in we didn't mention Kade Cal coming in though um which I thought was interesting because does that mean that Gio was considered wide fter no not really I don't think so I mean don't get me wrong I think K Cal's earned a call up at this point he's at a a pretty solid month and some change yeah sure so why not give him a call up at this point and I I even talked about last show too we are awfully thin when it comes to weing options yeah in this roster so maybe they do listen to our show maybe they actually take us uh into consider consideration what we what we think Derek no they don't no they don't um but we're getting so good at it that our lineups are pretty close to theirs anyhow because most of this picks itself honestly all right oh this is gonna be interesting so I can't see [ __ ] on here well [ __ ] first of all Brett we gotta decide whether miky vars is gonna play a 4231 which is more likely to be poino lineup or a 433 which is a bur halter thing and varus is a bur halter guy he he basically sucks bur Halter's dick every weekend so I'm going my my take is the 4231 that's what I'd like to see and I think if you're expecting poino to come in you think varus would be respectful of that and not burh halter berhalter's gone so be respectful of what you think poatina would do and play a 4231 that's what I would say too yes all right um the defense obviously we go back to the goalkeeper if you want to I really don't [ __ ] care but it's probably going to be Turner it's Turner start off with against Canada it's Turner it's it's G to be Turner people we're this is not about Disneyland we're giving you what we actually think they're going to pick not what we would want but what they're going to do well and and Mike Mikey doesn't want a loss and I'm not saying that putting shty or even giving coachen the start I don't think that's gonna happen regardless I don't think coachen is gonna play this this window I think he's gonna get a look unless he just flat out presses the new Co the new goalkeeper coach I don't think it's gonna happen no they're just like saying here are the panties sniff them here are the panties sniff the panties that's all they're doing right here that's it no more yeah I agree um I don't think I don't think SCH is gonna get the call and it's gonna be Horath of Turner I think Turner is gonna get the start simply because he's the number one at this point unfortunately yeah his current formation yes I agree with one by the way and I think you'll see in the second game you'll probably see uh Wy but for this game it'll be lond uh he has more experience with this team Richard do you think do you think that they would just make the subs and Wy would just get the sub time only yep or do you think he's gonna get a start I think you'll get a start in the New Zealand game okay I think we're going to split it this will be excuse me ream for this Canadian game and Richards yeah and then I you got at that point at right it'll be scall yep and then you're holding mids this is going to be tougher but I know I know I know yeah t initially in the thing said that uh mus was not going to be playing the Canada match but then he he's F CLA he claimed back and said you know Musa will be available for the Canada match yes so Musa I think it's gonna be Musa yeah and then we move to the 10 and that's going to be tman and here's where it gets tricky if you really think Aronson's going to start then he was sort of out wide right but I much rather I mean I think they're right about saying that though Brad I think it's going to be polistic outle and Erin and outright I don't think I don't think that haji's going to be given a chance to start I think he'll come on I'm with you on that I think he'll come on and play but I just don't see him starting dark Brendan please give us dark Brendan and up top it's going to be Balan and that's just reality people we're just giving you reality like if you want Disneyland and you want what we would do that be might be different because I could see I could see a a match where varis could play [ __ ] at left and Pisa right I could see it but I think that this is the better odds if I I had place money on it I think dark Brennan's playing simply because he's been on the team longer has more experience with the team yeah no I would agree for everybody out there saying [ __ ] over eron that's what I would do and I push psic to the right and play [ __ ] out left but I don't think it's G to happen based on what's happened already um and [ __ ] have any play off the bench so I think this is realistic I think what we're giving you here is realism if you don't like it yeah I don't like it either I don't like all of it but I think this is realistic and I think this is what you're going to see on Saturday and that's our job here not to give you Disneyland [ __ ] and we don't do that here on the show like oh here's my jack off Disneyland list all right well we can't do that we're gonna play a 352 I mean as we see [ __ ] do all the time on all the other channels like uh um [ __ ] jmy they do it call it what you want um um Bolton guy Gaza do it Ste Holden like B what the [ __ ] Bolton realize what you're talking about Ste Holden yeah I mean people come out with the craziest like here's what no they don't even say here's what I do sometimes they're just like here's the lineup for the next game so uh GI given the lineup what do you think final score will be I think we'll win I think it'll be like two nothing one nothing something like that all that was funny Colin I like that Chris Rand definitely have naked pictures of somebody I don't know Malik tman looked really good against a very shitty team in the in the Dutch League that's to Colin's Point that's so I think I think tomman has been rather meh with his I one game against Jamaica I think he kind of got a bad R for that game I don't think he was actually as bad as we thought because I think the whole game itself was bad and you know we lumped on him because he was kind of like the the pivotal player but he wasn't being very pivotal but well here's here's the I think he's been very meth for the US yes here's the challenge for Tillman when you play against feord and a and the top teams this year in Holland you got to look as good as you do sh don't shrink back don't shrink don't look you got to look just as good you as you did against goahead Eagles is what I'm saying it's really easy to look good against goad Eagles okay not so easy to look good against fard Ajax um and even you know in some cases teams like utra might be tougher to look good um but there's some really shitty teams in Holland you're going to look great you're going to look great so what toman's challenge is is to get on that field now as re's replacement in a we hope 4231 but honestly Brett I don't think it's gonna be that I think Mike Garis is gonna play 433 oh am I gonna do this so then I got a got I think I think it's gonna be a four2 three1 but I don't I don't I think miky Mikey varus is going to play four through three and that means Tilman just pull Tilman out of the 10 and put him at the left of cardoso oh sorry didn't think you needed to see that to talk about that you just take tman you pull him to the left nope you pull tman to the left make him the left midfielder you keep cardoso in the middle you put Musa out right there we go and uh you got a 433 although Tillman and Musa will play wider than that I think a bur halter 433 I think this middle Trio will basically be fluidly kind of moving and attacking and pressing I think cardoso will have more of a defensive role but there'll be times where mus will be on the left to on the right Etc and you could see cardosa and Musa take turns going back and getting the ball right yeah they could we could we could see something like this well what no not ver Canada not versus Canada we won't and re's gon re's gonna have to jump up and go hey guys I'm gonna come up here and kick the ball well he will lon's gonna be over here but he won't have uh Anthony Robinson out left to rely on anymore but yeah um if we play a 4-31 I would match and it's cardoso in the center Musa on the right Tilman on the left and then the front three being pulisic dark Brendan and bagun and then at halftime like 60 minutes after half 65 minutes in we could see some replacement players we could see Sarge uh we could see [ __ ] Wright come in for Aronson um 65th between 65th 75th minute um but that's just being real istic people that's all I'm saying so uh you could also see the last 20 minutes going to Wy I have no idea where in the chat this started this whole topic of uh Aztec and Incans and stuff like that popped in but fumar says azex didn't force a simulation and my I I went to respond to him in the chat and I got flagged for spam I got flagged the host of the show yes so I I I wrote this I said fumar uh yeah they just uh cut the hearts and decapitated people instead then who who cares about assimilation when you have no heart and no head but then it says YouTube rejected your comment this usually means I think it's spam I I think uh cutting out the hearts and decapitating people probably triggered YouTube I definitely think so the decapitating part especially and that didn't happen all through their history by the way just just when they had droughts I understand no I mean near the end near the end anyhow it is what it is uh yeah watch Apocalypto says Kevin brander which is a fantastic movie by the way I thoroughly enjoyed apocalypse I really enjoyed that movie I don't even care if it's accurate it's [ __ ] fabulous what a movie there well how accurate does it really have to be I mean we know we know that obviously uh tribes pillaged other tribes they took people as slaves we know the Aztecs did in fact uh to appease the gods to try to encourage reain did cut out hearts of of uh the men and decapitated stuff outside of that the entire movie is basically just two tribes of people running yeah so I mean it doesn't have to be accurate there's there's legitimately know I mean there may have been some characters that were historically accurate in the sense that you you see them and you're like oh that must have been so and so or whatever but by the way Greg turd Haller says can you go up and get that one Greg oh there we go Greg I think Say Craig Hai over Aronson every day listen we're not disagreeing with that we're just giving you reality and I don't think haji's starting on the left and polistic on the right I just don't think that's what they're that Mikey varus is going to do if I thought he was going to do that I would say that but I don't think he's gonna do it we may absolutely agree with you over HJ [ __ ] over Aronson and I think if i' put this lineup up that's probably I put a [ __ ] out left and bistic out right but that's not we're going to give you because that's just my personal ball tangling feeling and I can't go by ball tangling feelings I got to go by reality I can't give you guys Disneyland [ __ ] so you'll be shocked that day when the you know the starting lineup comes out you're like oh my God Derek said [ __ ] was gonna start no not gonna lie to you just not gonna uh Derek did they fight Napoleon no they did not those are different eras for Christ's sake you what you're saying is you have no idea if Napoleon could have been the atic no he would have slaughtered them but BMR you know that he's just playing around of course God Kong snake is saying I need to trust my balls but my balls are my balls telling me what I want to do not telling me I am trusting my balls when I trust my balls to tell me what's gonna happen when Mikey varus is is picking the D so if your ball is tingling you should have it checked out no not all I'm sure I'm sure there's a cream for that not all tingling's bad sometimes you can get a cream to make it tingle I think what he's really understanding or what people are misunderstanding about the ball sack feeling is that and the tingling is that you can have a tingling for both both reality and your own personal preference and you can have tingling for both like I get a tingling when I'm like I know I'm GNA get this lineup right that gives me a tingle because I know this [ __ ] Greg berhalter dude and I know what he's going to do in this case what I think Mikey varus is GNA do and I also get a ball tingling think about what I would do a ttin a twinkle in my eye thinking here's what I would do and here's how I would set up so they're not mutually exclusive things is what I'm saying Aztec live on in the Mexican accent there are um a lot of what you would call native although they're not really native because they all cross the bridge right they all cross the bridge from from Alaska right uh Native Americans as well from from Asia to come here and settle the Americas um over the bridge between the Soviet Union now and what is um Alaska today there was a land bridge there and so they settled these people they weren't native to it I don't know if there were anybody native before them I don't think there's any historical proof of that so they settled it uh I guess that makes some native but I think as George Carlin once puts it no one's native if you want native the natives the only natives are the people in Lower South uh Africa who were the first human beings and uh then they spread all over the world like that's native that particular Lake they all evoluted around makes them very native to that Lake uh other than that in that area the first human beings then spattered all over the [ __ ] planet so who's native to what I don't know that's what George Carlin said you can disagree with him I'm just saying what he said and you can dis agree with it if you want I'm sure a lot of native English people would say hey Normans Anglo-Saxons that's we're natives here so um to England and to the UK um anyhow I think when we're talking about thousands upon thousands of years I think at that some point you can start stating that they're native to a certain location yeah yeah no no no I wasn't saying it was I'm just quoting what he said sure and I don't NE neily agree with it all of it 100% but I think he's making a point like we're all one people in the end we're all one people but not in a Glo I don't want to get into this freaking corporatist globalist [ __ ] we're all one people thing because that's not true we all have different cultures we all have different traditions and those things should be respected too that's all I'm saying as well um and uh you know anyhow those things are important uh we all should be respected for our upbringing and our culture that we bring and our food our great food for many of the cultures appropriate the [ __ ] out of all food so not England but you know German food and you know there's so much great food out there Latino food Hispanic food from hispania and so much good food should be respected and be spread all over the world because it's so goddamn good um but anyhow we'll get into that some other time no we won't because this is not a political show or necessarily a cultural show this show is about it best soccer soccer culturalism at best so I think we're done for tonight BR that's all I got all right for the 350 of you who were here tonight make sure you like subscribe share it with Grandma we will be back on Monday after the game uh Tac will be are we doing a live on uh live play play on Saturday it's at four o'clock right we could yeah um I'll to check my schedule I know Jackson's got a game on Saturday it's at 10 o'clock I'm not sure what Chuckles is well we'll let you know soon if we're going to do a live here I know T's gonna do one and if you guys if you guys really want to stay up to date with all of our stuff make sure you go down below and hit that little bell for notifications for Shores well done Brett hey look at me go I know all right we will see you soon have a great weekend enjoy the uh let's hope a good lineup and setup and a good game versus Canada and Jesse Marsh we'll see how that works out until then we love you good [Music] night that hurt and to me it's nauseating it's absolutely nauseating because multiple mental health clinicians said that Derek had limited intellectual ability and was not capable of consenting