damn time jie bite my butthole butle butle I said bite my butthole I don't likeing you watch um tell the truth it was called the the Union what it's called The Union on Netflix a y Union okay I never heard of that one was it worth watching yeah that was okay who who plays in it Mark Walberg and I don't know what the lady's name was oh I work well but he's good I like him sniper better I think it's s anyway the assault rfle for Thea STG yeah 44 okay I got it already so the Factory Short Barrel Jack optic what the jackass glassless glassless short barrrel no no no no oh you said about the short barrel Factory Short Barrel I hope next the glass glassless optic y next v79 combo stock next Master suppressor and a DRC or dr6 hand St next next next next it that's it dingleberry D dangle dangle all right let's go hold on just a second oh that's dangerous next next that's it next let's go I'm just playing let's go you're the king d shut shut up shut up when is Halloween event I don't know that should be our clan names um s FF shut up F uh s suuf shut up fool probably shut up big dummy he only texts me when he gets on don't tell me when he's going to be on nothing we need to have a conversation about that oh I haven't played this in weeks I know we me and Jane played it last night and stuff and she noticed people doing the Omni movement yeah well I was guilty of it too we got second like three games well good for you but we got first like in five uhhuh tell me another one you big dummy oh you dick face dick face all stations we are to go stand by for deployment okay dith of the face dith of the face Richard Cranium himself Satchel of Richards the Kore needs to eat de enemy incom seeing a swarm of spy drones down CLE up oh you little [ __ ] stop oh my God IA right in front of him shot oh you little shitthead what the hell you doing oh he's following me like a freaking lost doggy take it you figer head oh on me uhoh bottom bottom floor uhoh I know oh oh boiler we need take out them got to get out tur BS were trying to get me go get get them drones I don't have no gun so go to the drones and get one redeploy okay I'll go over there long as these mean people leave me alone [ __ ] oh team on the outskirts first floor all right we can get load out oh it might be a load out drop in there no just foresight but we can't get load out all right going load I got the load load out thingy I need your monies I'm coming I'm coming dang last one there's egg first one has to eat it you technically the first one technically that's bull [ __ ] technically you got load got the freaking hiccups we can tell why a a Hot Pocket in is that what does it a Hot Pocket yeah I guess wow who knew I circle's going to end over in chemical hey guys I bet in chemical oh you're such a d enemies are dropping into the big dummy what he is yeah doofy you going to make it I just got would I got a chance to get a drink of water trying to hide so I can they're right above us right coming in De two more oh my God I got one of them hold on hold onav it's coming in coming in got baby nice that got a little hairy okay can uh can I go here come here Jane come here get me all I got to get a drink of water real quick where's it at where's it okay I'll try uh I hear somebody coming okay I'm back all right they're coming in right here where you at located the rest of them how was that that was a little too last second get in here wait I got to get a uh oh I can't I need um oh [ __ ] he's coming one up top another one up top ow come on damn it you little fast little turd oh my gosh kill may you little jumping little turd I got him get ready you're redeploying one activate those exploits all sad members are in the safe Zone oh bull crap he's up top no he was no no he on me he's down now there's another one on me though he's inside get up there you [ __ ] oh my God I had no armor nothing get youre hey I got rid of my hiccups I just need to drink water redeploy done done [ __ ] time for vengeance you redeploying fire s active station prices have been reduced keep your eyes up for prize contracts you'll earn more for your bang hostiles deploy the mosquito Resurgence is about to end Make It Count hostile mosquito is online enemies Areo the on the roof what the heck I don't know I thought that was you I thought it was you you're losing ground moveing damn your squad made it to the enemy destroyed use your that D ladder over there over adjusting prices nice drive B hole back behind us he's down oh I just broke my legs man down here no he's just standing here oh there's somebody [ __ ] I didn't I was already down I didn't know about himou what happened to you I got you got hit with the same guy I did didn't you I think he got I had to pull the freaking kill more I should have let Kilmore uh come revive you and then I could have seen that guy and killed him I didn't see him though he was behind me I know I'm saying if I stayed up top I could have seen him yep we didn't see him he had our yeah goodness what is wrong with you guys oh no check your gear and weapons we be deployed shortly wood oh get there peer wood oh you didn't like that did you I bet he did I bet he liked a lot walk his I parted his eyebrows where we going Jane where we going where we going where we going your butthole no no we've been there no there there's no exit point we're going to the factory and you're going to like it do the frory oh [ __ ] swing on the big building UAV drones on our shut them down get hello J third back down on the bottom floor I'm going to go kill these drones wait yeah all right now we can uh get load out there's turd bags down there somewhere yeah they're downstairs I'm waiting on coming upstairs I need your money here there's some more kill more yes here here dang it what do you need how much you need oh you dirt back tur what damn I got one of them down he's Reviving him I almost turd heads turd heads they're dropping on load out watch it back on station go get it oh [ __ ] he's over the ship trying to find a dang G dang G gun no guns a whole [ __ ] follow him over there oh my God how did I miss that guy jeez friendly load on the way that was ugly on top of the building what ah damn bull crap dang but holes dang B holes Dam one more again three more G hold on fart on get farted on for head to the war Zed up and stand enem dropping into the AO enemies are dropping into the area watch the skies PL time's over stand fory to the war all right we're going to do something uh alive the and PE on them oh well and then and then fart on them oh all right got in got enemy Dr tracking us let's them godamn beautiful that Landing Supply UAV is on the way contract's more than usual so get it soldier in Counter UAV got it U on station running hostile Guardian has been deployed all drones neutral that's what I like to see meet me at the bu station a-holes whoa you propositioning yes Mommy ow [ __ ] what was that here here here there when did they move it over here oh it's it is over oh I was going over to Kilmore I was like when did they move it over here she didn't need my money I don't need your money we are all alone here gas is cling in Friendly prri INB right above us in the street d by the street ene uh on the roof there going right there well never mind there going right here coming to you one one coming around corner enemies are dropping into the the load out headed your way one up on that roof on us us on us another one oh I could have swore that was you name was right above you oh your name was right above thank you well watch it J he's on the roof blue There He Go enemy enemy by station incoming owel are they camping the load out here Jane oh yeah they are camping a load out now but I got it and I was fine until jump in the water you got reinforcements inbound your stuff might still be up here enem UAV it better be or what yeah it's still here you're lucky who's lucky we're not scared of you one dropping on load out over here you're ground oh God the good kill marking the rest of Up on the Roof is that you me all right back over there they're down here one went in the watery to hun down the there's another one is station are adjusted high value contracts are in play more risk more reward I was getting but I don't know where hostile mosquito is online get ready Resurgence Windows about to close I might he might be on ship yeah I think he is oh yeah I see him oh what the hell I can't ping it but he's in that window what window in the ship yeah you little but hole loated I got him Resurgence has closed no more Second Chances cont out get first up top up top up top spotted spotted spotted spotted they're up top yeah he's on the roof on the roof they dead gas is inbound they've got little mines out there you're in the top knockri complete all tars eliminated your up for priz contract earn more your gas is moving get to the safe Zone [ __ ] I couldn't hit hit for crap oh ball oh balls I can't [ __ ] melee God than team coming to you here oh balls oh what the hell ever dude [ __ ] man oh there's dude across from me or behind me damn what the that hey killmore got 11 kills both got zero what what tonight Jane is carrying us she usually does she had she had 11 well we at least we at least have one kill a piece this time we had zero she had 11 we didn't well it J is she's Superwoman no report report report yeah all right Kenny for Che your weapons Che your gear we're holding for deployment enow Resurgence surv where are we going guy B it l pal drones in your AO handle them down out hell of a job I need your monies damn I don't think Eli Ruku wanted to play apparently not I need 800 more doll hairs never mind I got it uhoh friendly load on the it's not ideal oh holy [ __ ] oh what the damn damn Jane uh well oh [ __ ] almost fell off I can see the of on your get huner the they got a mine at the top of that rope gas is closing in you can move like the Dickens with this uh ah I got one of them damn it bull crap him guys your sad redeploying well done Dres and out of iue contracts are in get this fish out fool you're being tracked by an enemy sad inade and survive enemy soldier incoming hosti your location oh behind us holy [ __ ] where the [ __ ] is he I don't know where he's at he's up top he's up top he's got a shotgun watch it he's coming holy snizzle hold by the helicopter right by you killmore Dr clear you're getting another chance Make It Count you're losing ground oh go oh they're are sniping sniping from control allad members are in the safe Zone friendly strike in the a requesting CL Target marked copy Phoenix on apprach requesting coun UAV UAV running sign sniper in the window second floor still on second floor window right there oh there's two there are two and one's got a freaking shotgun one somewhere got reinforcements inbound stand redeployment gas is inbound oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] get him no your made it to the safe Zone oh you [ __ ] brain ah still here diesel the of them [ __ ] are dropping in everywhere redeploying done your sad back on station good work be advised Resurgence is no longer active this is for key oh what the hell dude sniped me man ene oh damn he's down here by the ship oh you camping little turd but hole they're down there at the edge of the gas by the ship has closed no more Second Chances gas is moving oh jeez boys get out of there Jane thank you thank you oh [ __ ] out ammo oh landed right in the gas gas bomb oh hell I ain't got no freaking money no load out damn it damn it Dam it land somewhere you're getting get shot out of the air our teammate freaking left bone head more you got to oh you don't have to look down so far you can't see what's going on around you you're right gas you're right I I screwed up well I think we all screwed up I screwed planted in gas grenade I land right in it it's all grass's fault yep all grassy and gibbs's fault that's right off now now Jane's thinking about getting her a Jeep every ever since Gibb's got a Jeep he don't get on Jan get Jeep she ain't never going to get on I'm getting me on in the the next two months yeah and then you'll never get on just like Gibbs oh no yeah she's going go Jeep rallies no mine is not mine is not for offroading mine is just for transportation you you'll have that jeep curse and stuff freaking come on let's go on a Jeep run let's go out in the woods in the bushes in the bushes enemies Areo the dip shit4 is ruthless no it's not what' I say oh all stations green light we are deploying to the war zone no random we go kill more about time I knew it I knew it I knew it you know this I knew I knew it three games ago that Kilmore was going to go here I knew it yep yep I knew it too that one we're not alone guys no enro oh my gosh there's a million of them I got the contract oh you dip [ __ ] holes I couldn't shoot oh they're up top one in the building one out on the flat roof damn butt sickles oh you tur knocker bottom two of two on the bottom floor readyy buttles uh we're not Landing over there Ming here yeah right there that's I knew it nope there's fire over there too all Bounty TGs destroyed hell of a job can I get any other gun besides a freaking shotgun thank you are you winding Jane yes yes I am and I like some cheese you missed that strier I already got my Hy all right we can get load outes he get up the freaking lad you stupid son of a biscuit gas closing in language I need your money like I need Jo I need my money's in station all my millions are over there at the buy station million dollars there's more never mind you got a load all right your in the all right all right all right all right Matthew MC all right right all right selfie just what I need targ identified doctor somebody shot I did you dick brain I did it on an ident you entally shoot it it was accidentally on purpose oh get out of my way no I don't see any more BS only5 me neither do you see a b yes over there yes I see a hey I see one right here following the hole yourself Hile mosit online are Kia well done got something for those but holes they they're on top of control there's a million of them three on top of that control bunk your Buster enem the a down one might be like back over here where he's at the bu he down head to the safe Zone moving here destroyed hell of a grass grass on damn time shut up fool I know what he's going to say shut up fool your strike inbound I bought another load out I don't know why thought we might it some I'm going to go up to the top of this building I feel like it oh he's on frecking Prison roof of prison yep and yeah up above but he was right there by my mark yeah one of them was yeah he was he lit me up how dare him how dare you sir I don't see him up here no more must be must be it's probably scared oh was mine be careful there could be more have to go that way we could go down below let's go bottom prison yeah gas is moving bount targets are up get oh sir he just walked right out in front of me sir sish they they they they are uh below us station enemy soldier incoming friendly gas station is ready he's on the roof [ __ ] coming down oh [ __ ] two two two on me on me [ __ ] hold on hold on I got to self revive I got a self revive no don't worry about him there's more there's more let him self go cuz I got two self revives gas is in get your squad to the safe zone no one gets left behind know where they went I don't either oh right here ah right here H oh don't tell me you broke your legs yeah got it all Bounty targets Kia well done you made it to the top where's the B station B station I got her I got her I got her thank you um coming in Friendly oh down one ad you got a lot of cover ouch I could play the I don't have any gas he's up top yeah okay [ __ ] you dck brains brain dud got me with the wrong the rawg people are still using that that's crazy all right come on grass hey grassy assy what's up what's going on shut the [ __ ] up about time you got on here grassie yeah been working no excuses no EXC no you haven't no you haven't rile I'm off though no you're not good I took Friday off too days G Friday what H I can't hear you I'll be on pick up your hearing pick up your hearing [ __ ] shut up fool shut up fool shut shut up fo what you got Battle Royale quads what are you doing Battle Royale quads for something different oh Lord oh we'll try it one time I have kilm more misses the goog [ __ ] forget that crap forget get get out of Battle Royale this is bull crap I Ain playing that garbage oh come on something different oh God sh fish fool got something you guys all been up to making money making money Phil you how about you Jame oh just projects around the house you move in next week nice nice are you going to keep the place you have now too or are you moving all the way out of it oh we're moving all the way out of it this is a [ __ ] hole only when you're there it's a real life [ __ ] hole it's hot in this house during the summer and cold in the winter oh WI boy I need to I got a smoker did nice nice Electric Smoker electric smoker or regular but it it oh nice nice so now I got some good SM recip stand by for deoy Gibbs is a smoker well I mean you talk to the wrong person he'll give you a different kind of smoking recipe why I ain't talking to them does Kilmore give you a smoking recipe you give you a smoky Le SM his little Smokey leak Smokey leak all right let's move oh [ __ ] godamn land Supply UAV is on the way ID on I got me a sticky stick this STI stick this where that oh there he goes right over there there's a whole crew of them over there they just jumped in the water both of them I'm waiting for these guys to swim I don't know where to you little tur bastard come here I got your buddy what the he oh Rocket Launcher where at tell them we don't want to play Rock Pap oh bull crap bull crap face that damn gun I had wasn't worth a [ __ ] damn and we got to get you to move and shoot kmore we got to get you to move and shoot damn they got me enemy shitty ass guns there two coming in get out of there I'm getting out come on come on come on come onmy station nice all right get off me H you oh you're right close to me where'd you come from [ __ ] Hile you gasing there's one in the water that was classic an get off you fish fo know what that means damn Loy well done oh bull crap what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] guy this [ __ ] [ __ ] got he I didn't even know where he see me at yeah dude he see me good I don't know where the redeploy for the load out [ __ ] it that's where I'm going guys jumping over there ready oh hell there's two of them over there watch it watch it yeah he's on the ship one's on the ship no he's right there load out [ __ ] man I hit him hurt too watch it Jane watch it there's two of them over there by load out hey there's two of them I believe there's two of them I think watch it oh my Miss [ __ ] oh damn it they're hiding in there they're hiding right there oh they're right by load out ah they're oh [ __ ] no no no no no don't even look at it I'm not your back on station good work give me a bre elimin no no breakes oh well where they came from the load out H there's one over there by the load out he's getting his load out right now oh you little [ __ ] brain I keep getting lag spikes oh down low there's there snipers sniper down there uh stronghold on the other side through the little building watch yourself kill more run [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] get out of [ __ ] [ __ ] manlo done damn load out oh we camping load out oh [ __ ] I dropped right on some guy I thought it was Jane damn Scar the [ __ ] out of me what the hell down they're down they're down they're down three of them down oh no there's another one no no there one more [ __ ] come on guys come on you're still alive I'm still alive in now oh Kilmore stay alive stay in the air just don't get sniped my game's doing something weird who were you looking at I was enjo wow look at that ship out there wow that was cool jackass shut up shut up no no no no no no I ain't playing I'm backing out no you're not I ain't playing this freaking Battle Royale quad bull crap come on I can't wait till there just ha the fine well when Black Ops 6 comes out if it's like any other Battle Royal is going to be first and then they'll add Resurgence and you better not play with us when we play okay I won't when is it supposed to come out October I think October 20 4th 3rd or 5th 24th something like that in the middle yes oober but September 13th or some crap like that the hauntings coming out in this that's tomorrow no that's Friday you sure it's not o October 13 I could swore it said September it's probably it's probably October well something uh in six days what is that yeah it says remaining six days season five yeah oh this is my last one I got to go to bed oh [ __ ] enemies are dropping into the watch the War diesel [ __ ] diesel shooting me and [ __ ] I'm thinking someone shooting me and [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] start your dick I know I'm like what the [ __ ] I'm like who's shooting me and this [ __ ] ass's over shooting Mech we going kill there you go about time I knew it I knew it you know this got chemical or not chemical I mean Whatchamacallit oh J I ain't going to say it you get Advan oh freaking side piece of poopy dude I got some guns over here there more I've got you I got my lo I got my you got your load out yeah you got a load out box lucky you all Bounty targets destroyed hell of a Joby Dr ene jumping right top we get load out you little turd bra need money yep get right now UAV he said scw my I'm coming one on the ship one on the ship [ __ ] bra enemy in why spank you very much down the one on ship get hunting all sad members are in the safe Zone here en oh [ __ ] tur you go come on kill more we got reinfor INB sign he and delivered great job you're not done yet here's another watch one one's dropping in one's dropping in Kill right behind right on top oh you [ __ ] hey help me out here oh no you can't help I'm down I'm down blue dropping down kill more what gry thank you buddy appreciate that thank you trying to get my [ __ ] guns now D my gun where's my gun at up your butt you know not my gun they're on the roof enemy in the area enemo the gas inbound I'm sh I need that all right your squad's in the safe Zone all right all right all right back over here now they're underneath buker buer oh God not read that windows closed back to standard procedure sh where you going where you getting shot at okay fire is active buy Station prices are adjusted couple contracts out there have increased payouts get to them first to cash out threat in the they're coming up the stairs freaking [ __ ] brain he's coming he's coming he's coming there's still one in here damn out my God two more CRA unbelievable that was dude I had him I did not there's two in the stairway three three damn dude that was crazy back alicious how the hell I didn't finish that dude off one more this is it sleepy time go to sleep we're heading to the war zone get geared up and stand backck enemies are dropping into the area guys [ __ ] over stand fory to the War Z Resurgence survive to redeploy Fallen teames we going kill that move in kill things and fart on them fart on people we're definitely not alone you are not alone no not alone keep Tiel what the [ __ ] you doing I don't know [ __ ] I'm coming now I'm going to get up this Zippy dip oh ex me oh you're fine [ __ ] [ __ ] they bio Yep they're on the roof yeah on the roof all right hold on no they're not oh yeah they are too do your mosquito get your friendly mosquito deped Hile guard oh gra damn in the stairs watch it there two in there I know oh [ __ ] behind us too oh sh snipers all over dude [ __ ] I was outside you piece of [ __ ] damn it watch yourselves the bottom floor I a going down there grab that see that get that uh open that up dud up I don't see in the water look a damn gun come on get up there are rur to the this I don't not got a [ __ ] gun yet we lost track of the bounty Target contract fail oh d you got reinforcements inbound he Bing cont got Intel on a new Target counting on you to take them out dead dude douchebag where we get shot from now bio still bio I can't get my load out if I can hostile Guardian has been deployed they're all at the load out [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] prick I dropped one there's there they're all inside now I dropped one on down on the bottom dies don't go in there get out of don't go inside there more gasy come on come on come on watch it they're sniping oh [ __ ] yeah I see him where from oh top of the prison oh they're over there good [ __ ] buddy here we go oh you [ __ ] damn it I'm down here down inside this tent assho [ __ ] freck he's still up there no when he dropped already he's chasing Kilmore on top of kilm More's Dead butam Annoying there's three [ __ ] it's down two I think I killed one clear right now J come on yeah get out of here oh [ __ ] one down there forlo oh another one too no way the [ __ ] way dude oh my gosh that dude was gone load out still clear guys yeah we can't we need help over there while we're getting stayer get out go back Jane High Resistance are back toal got load out load out was clear it's still clear no it isn't armor here we got an armor box here scanning identity confirmed adved no hostiles deploy theit Supply grates are restart adise you load up now oh you [ __ ] scared me this gas is closing in moving here some of your squad outside the safe Zone they're below me coming in gra thanks oh thank you appreciate it you're still below meow keep your eyes up for priz you'll earn your on roof that's me down one in there one went into the water one's down again on the bottom on the bottom nice sh oh on top of the Roof oh [ __ ] I don't have a [ __ ] one on top of the roof he's coming to you guys now oh he's right here [ __ ] come on how did he there he go get out the gas get out there you go go Jane go for it [ __ ] dude enem good one James watch watch nice all watch another one another one to your left Fu hell yeah hell yeah top it's right here right there right right there good job J good job good job kick butt Jane yeah Jane you that I was down there I was fixing to jump up there and flank him yeah uhhuh well I was right there where he was shooting spank this I [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah it's B time for me okie dokie later for e e e e