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found this on an old external hard drive Middle School we thought I had a real shot with Orlando Bloom this magazine cover is from 2005 obviously I'm a much more suitable model than Kiren Dunst whose name was removed in my own first name added to this masterpiece don't mind the braces and the clarinet hey yo that's actually decent Photoshop for a kid in 2005 Orlando Bloom and Entertainment Weekly are here for your cover shoot just a second let me grab my clarinet this is perfection the clarinet mouthpiece poking out from the bottom of the screen is chef's kiss he's an elf surely the clarinet would have been a boom to your cause