Harry's NEW PLOT to Return + Princess Märtha Louise Wedding Scandal

[Music] welcome to the broadcast my dear old fruits it is the first broadcast of sweet September so in that SP it is time for me to remind you to subscribe to the channel if you mean to subscribe to it I don't care one way or the other if the count goes up or down so unsubscribe if you wish to I just want to know that those of you who want to be here are here so if you will do that I will be much obliged to you do remember to leave me nice juicy comments as you watch the show like or dislike to your favor and those of you who sent a tip jar treat my way throughout the month of August I sent to you a big kiss well isn't this very interesting my dear old fruits homesick Harry has been putting out The Feelers what a hideous thought I'm not talking about that frostbit and todger I'm talking about Good Tidings to Old Chums old Chums of his from the old world the Royal world that he so shival usly gave up gave up everything for his dear deess of not much Ness we are told in reports that he has been Consulting at least one of his former age from his days as a working Royal and that he has been turning away from the advisers of Hollywood and of monito getting a little bit bored of their oh so Sunny Bull sacker remember old Sunshine bull sacks my dear they did away with them in the end didn't they or did sunshiny bull saacks do away with the harles they come and they go remember the reverse of Willy Wonka's factory where nobody ever goes in nobody ever comes out the complete opposite with arel in out it out shake it all back and they do the Hy kokei and they turn around and that's what that's all about my dear he's been seeking counsel from old friends and Associates and apparently has a desire to rehabilitate I believe that that was a term that I used from Whispers that I shared with you exclusively a few weeks ago Rehabilitation was the word well now the Press of course are turning out weeks later with a partial return a partial return to royalty he's going to in a few part-time hours as if it is some sort of factory shift I don't think so Harold it's the Viceroy ambition isn't it my dear the Viceroy Ambit he really thinks that the king is going to go for that make an official Representative no you bottled your bread my dear now you got to chop your way through it with Wifey this follows on from what is being given to us as a 4 day jeree to the kingdom in the wake of the memorial service for Lord fellows four days four days he gave himself remember he used to jump in and out in 20 minutes didn't he 20 minutes flat now he's extending those sus on his privately charted flights to the kingdom against his green credentials against the advice of his own well four days was still not enough Harry to get into Williams pants symbolically speaking metaphorically speaking my dear those pants are occupied by Catherine and a big Willie well we are also told that one friend of Harry's has devised a blueprint so that Harry can begin moving in Royal circles again no no there is only one Circle he's moving in and that belongs to Megan Ragland and I don't want to furnish my mind with the images of that Circle ever decreasing circles Circle in the sand call it what you will my dear sand on the fanny is never an inviting Prospect yes the blueprint is to begin moving in Royal circles not the circles of a duchess with very lowkey Royal duties well I'm afraid that is lowkey sophistry sugar tits that is lowkey sophistry never going to happen now some are also saying in the Press there are certain narratives are springing forth uh calling Prince William Petty or saying if not that he is petty that he is in danger of looking Petty because he's not going to allow Harry to Cozy back up to the Big Willie Petty L Petty Prince I absolutely reject this out of hand and I'll tell you why I'll furnish you with my thoughts on that and my reasoning I have to keep licking my lips my dear because this pink lipstick is going to smudge and I won't publish the broadcast if I notice that there's pink hold over my nashes wonderful Hello darling nice to see you um excuse me yeah I I reject this intimation that Prince William is petty he was totally magnanimous after the Oprah Winfrey dearle remember on many occasions actually after that disparaging interview the so-called tempestuous Prince William actually gave him a bit of a chance because if you remember he allowed Harry to make small talk with him at the unveiling of the Diana statue just a few months after it happened there was that and then at the late Duke's funeral it was Catherine that tried to initiate some conversation and break the ice with Harry she was graceful enough to do that as they left the service and then both of them Duke and Duchess were invited on walkabout after the late Queen's death when the Wales is at that time would have totally got away with doing it on their own without the hles in to they invited them along Megan shuffled along all Shifty didn't she in her widow's weeds they call Shifty Shifty and you could see that it was hard for Catherine and William to indulge them but indulge them they did let them have their Glory with the crowds the racist bigoted crowds of the Kingdom who yet again embrac them both to their bosom we all saw it we all saw the mercy but that was followed up just a few short months later with the reward of the publication of spare from the Duke what a reward for their mercy and Grace and we speak about Justice and mercy because that involves kingship and William is our future king sorry about that Henry but that is what he is and there will come a time when he swears an oath upon the holy Bible and he will be presented with the Royal regalia including the scepter with cross and the scepter with dove the Archbishop of Canterbury hands these items of regalia to the king or queen as they ascend the throne their coronations now in 2023 at King Charles's coronation you would have heard the Archbishop of Canterbury say to the king that when he receives these instruments he might exercise Authority with wisdom and direct your counsels with grace that by your service and Ministry to all your people Justice and mercy may be seen in all the Earth which is very well and good but it was a rather clumsy way of saying it compared to what was written and said by the Archbishop in the 1953 coronation which was actually summed up rather more elegantly people try and tweak things don't they and dumb things down but in 1953 the Archbishop said receive the rod of equity and mercy be so merciful that you be not too remiss so execute Justice that you forget not Mercy punish the wicked protect and cherish the just and lead your people in the way wherein they should go William Wales modeled Mercy in the wake of the first initial disparagement he modeled Mercy to the rest of the world as did Catherine and it was thrown back in his face so who exactly looks Petty those in the media and Beyond that are saying that William is in danger at this who looked Petty we all remember well that was then but now William Wales is punishing the wicked which is also interwoven into his future Duty under oath to punish the wicked and protect and cherish the just such as his wife when the time comes for the coronation of King William V the katana ceremonial sword will be parad Ed into Westminster Abbey at the start of the ceremony and it symbolizes Law And Justice that is tempered with Mercy but perhaps the most merciful course of action will be to banish the Duke conductress of Sussex from King William's Kingdom why because Big Willie is not a big well indeed Prince Harry might have furnished us with far too much information about the state of his blunted sword and frostbitten todger but King cozy Soxs encountered another blunt blade at the abdine flower show and this was the 200th anniversary of the show put on by the Royal halter cultural Society of which the king is Patron in Duffy Park and a school boy got the chance to show off his prizewinning cardboard crown and the King was most taken with it and His Majesty enjoyed a tour of the show mingling with officials and exhibitors admiring priz vegetables including leaks that were 6 ft long and he received flowers from a 5-year-old by the name of Charlotte Keith isn't it exciting my dear fruits we are now in sweet September we are moving into the harvest season where we will be able to see a Showcase of delectable fruits and vegetables and harvest Gatherings ah wonderful Simone Garfield says River you are my English Connection my supplier of all things Royal and nonsensical points of views nonsensical I'm not sure that's a compliment my dear I try to furnish you with the real coup I'm an Aussie living in Ohio with my tall dark and handsome yank I married oh Simone Garfield can I borrow him can I borrow him my dear and a few of my fruits might want to have a go as well a tall dark and handsome yank oh we wouldn't mind having a yank them ourselves would we my dear we'll give him back back we'll give him back he might return a bit weather warn but he'll be he'll be pleasantly tired and exhausted well I miss the English wayes and love visiting your playground to hear and giggle to your stories and expressions while I sew quilts how wholesome my dear I'm glad to hear it through you I feel I have a front row seat watching the British royal family and those too I would love to hear your opinion of Princess Marty Louise of Norway's wedding to a shaman the wedding is different the media rules are different and they are different is this the new way for European Royals to behave I hope not while I wish them happiness what's wrong with following Traditions well my dear fruit crumble I cannot claim to know much about Princess Marty Louise of Norway or the Norwegian royal family I'm actually very interested to hear from Norwegian fruits and Norwegian basketeers because I know and have heard from many of them over the years I know you're there so now is the time to speak or forever hold your peace or Simone Garfield's husband's piece but what I can tell you about Princess Mart Louise is that she has married the Californian Shaman dur veret who was apparently born under the name Derek but changed the name in 2014 to dur veret and he claims to be a sixth generation Shaman there was a private ceremony in Western Norway and the Press have furnished us with photographs today because the rights were sold to Hello magazine for a lucrative fee she wore a Spoke gown and King ulv's gift Tiara which was received on her 18th birthday and she says our love has triumphed Against All Odds and will last forever and this chap is the first black man apparently to marry into a modern European royal family and he wore a black tux embroidered with Monograms with a gold cbond and tyot and she is the daughter of King Harold and queen Sonia and there was a glittering array of guests it looks like a lot of fun I will tell you that looks like a fun party as long as the booze was going around lots of social media influences and the three daughters from Marty's first marriage were also there I believe they might have been a part of the bridesmaid getup princess Mart Louise has no public role and the couple believe that they met in ancient Egypt during their past lives yeah they're those types and they camea to have Mystic powers of clairvoyancy and there's been a great deal of hollow blue in the press and a lot of controversy revolving around her behavior in the past as well as in the present and also revolving around a dur veret the groom who is criticized for many things many many factors I mean this really is quite a Pandora's box once it's opened by the look of it my dear he's known as a conspiracy theorist he has been branded a con man including by his own family he served time in prison and he was once engaged to some chap called Hank Greenberg who went on actually to accuse Derek uh dur verett of domestic abuse assault and battery according to the Press according to the press this is what I hear well princess Mar Louise lost the style of Royal Highness in 2002 so that was over 20 years ago and she's been very unpopular throughout the years this is what I'm told please tell us Norwegian as toast but I'm told that she's become very unpopular and has been for quite some time way before the groom came along for her exploitation of her titles and some of the vulgar business she gets up to trading under the name princess this kind of thing and in 2019 the Royal Court announced that she would no longer use the title princess for the purpose of business as a clairvoyant but as we see of course she is a princess so she still goes under that title for other business but she was the actually the first born of King Harold's isue the first of two but her younger brother hawan Crown Prince of Norway is the one that's going to inherit the throne and that is because when she was born in 1971 um she was not in line to the throne because only males could inherit until 1990 that's when everything was switched and the Norwegian Constitution was altered and it seems rather like the Norwegian Throne has dodged a bullet not because of a choice in Groom or because of the wedding but just because she seems a little bit away with the fairies which can be a nice trait and it can be quite a handful to deal with now I watched some interviews of this couple because first of all I thought well they look absolutely delicious they look like a lot of fun and I'm not such a funny daddy that I don't think that minor Royals can't have fun do their bit and they don't always have to act absolutely Immaculate Le I watched with an open mind but uh before long he was droning on and on and on about uh you know claiming bigotry claiming racism claiming unconscious bias basically doing a megum and it was all the language of a critical race Theory boring Bor and her she was just as bad with her guilty white tears and maybe she is guilty uh and deserves to cry salty guilty white tears but not everybody does and not everybody deserves to be lectured on it um he's had a very turbulent life and he's received a lot of comment about it why is that racism why does that immediately make him jump to the conclusion that it's racism why can't it just be that he might be a bit of a bad egg judging by his own Mother's words and his own aunt's words but princess Marty Louise says that white people don't decide what racism is this is the language of the critical race theorists isn't it well nor do black people love nor do black people decide what racism is the ownership of the definition of racism doesn't belong to One race love tit the definition of homosexual bigotry does not belong to gays and the definition of chauvinism for example doesn't belong to women that ain't the way it works laal much of the criticism comes from his own mother actually his own mother and his own Aunt who vigorously dispute his version of his wealth upbringing and she has warned the general public that her son is a dangerous lying manipulator and she says that he has brainwashed princess Mart Louise now perhaps they're The Crazy Ones I have no idea whatsoever so I don't mean to disparage but I didn't like what I saw of him to be honest in the interviews that I've seen online and you'll be able to see more of him because and her because Netflix had been following their Adventures so again comparisons might be drawn to the DU conductors of Sussex a blueprint you could call it the dress code for this wedding was sexy and cool and I did rather enjoy some of the images that I saw the creativity the wonderful Vivid hair colors from various characters there as I say it looked like a fun party but Sone Garfield do I think that this should be the way for European royalty well I don't give a what color marries into the royal family come one come all all extremely welcome so that doesn't even cross anybody's mind these days does it in Europe especially open-minded Scandinavia nobody gives a uh what race or what color marries into it at all everybody's welcome but Simone Garfield what do I think I can only give my first impression and I say this knowing that I could entirely be wrong so don't bother dressing me down anybody because I'm just here to offer my ignorant uneducated opinion and that opinion is that princess Mar Louise is nuts she's nuts she's somewhat vulgar and she's married a gay bloke yes she couldn't become Queen so she's married one instead Leah the empty nester says River I absolutely love the outfit you picked for this video My Last Broadcast the whole ensemble is just lovely well done thank you my dear I'm often left wondering if you are wearing a complete outfit down to the shoes or is it just the top half I really wanted to see what shoes shoes you picked for this look love you River well my dear no I don't wear shoes for the broadcast and what you saw was actually a gown not a top it was the Gown with the sort of crushed velvet S silver with roses on it wasn't it my dear that was actually a gown and I will usually sit here well actually today I'm just in socks but usually I will have a pair of slippers on for Comfort but I don't pair up the outfit with anything matching on the lower half and in fact I usually am sitting here in my scanties yes I am it's much more comfortable I sit here in my Bloomers dear what can I tell you it might not be the image that you wanted to imagine for others it will be exactly the image that you wanted to imagine and will bring you great pleasure but I will not furnish you with any imagery I'm going to save that for my only fans thanks for joining me on this fuy Broast my dears I had fun today I hope you did too and if I made you smile then you can make it rain in my tip jar my dear you know that I love the rain especially on a hot day like today I'm praying for rain so Make It Rain I'll do a little rain dance for you my dear I look forward to reading all your juicy comments and I will see you next time tah and toodle pip [Music] [Music]