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all right I could see four of you that would be perfect in my van happy Tuesday everyone according to a new report the Harris campaign is asking reporters who they think kamla should talk to and already PBS has suggested this hard-hitting journalist Meda CEO Mark Zuckerberg admits that the government pressured Facebook to suppress covid-19 content If Only They had suppressed this instead the parents of the Dead Trump shooter have hired a top Pittsburgh Law Firm apparently they answered an ad asking if you have ever been injured on a slanted roof doesn't it sound like that students returning to many schools are facing bans on cell phone use during the day making it even harder to arrange time with teachers for sex the concern comes after a study found that the average teenager receives 273 cell phone notifications per day and those are all just from this guy James Carville says a more Humane country would have institutionalized RFK Jr by now well that's that's rich coming from a guy whose daily breakfast consists of three mice and a side of chipmunks look at him look at him look at him I say Taco Bell is offering its restaurants the option of not serving breakfast meaning beloved menu items like breakfast burritos and crunch wraps May no longer be available it's part of their new plan to prevent people froming themselves before noon the cast of Baywatch reunited this week for the premiere of a new documentary about the show David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson didn't show up but the rest United for a group photo at the event and a man who claims to have the world's largest penis says it ca causes him to get dangerously lightheaded when he gets aroused fortunately doctors [Applause] can all [Applause] right oh keep clapping terrible keep clapping all right monologue time this story will make you madder than the view without their morning oats in a letter to the house Judiciary Committee Mark Zuckerberg admits that the Biden White House quote repeatedly pressured Facebook to remove posts that didn't tow the party line during the covid-19 pandemic for example you could be censored for an opinion the White House didn't like perhaps it's something completely crazy like wondering if the Wuhan virus might have come from the Wuhan virus lab I know how could that happen crazy right of course all this was under the guise of curbing misinformation but we knew it was just to shut us up and now Zuck admits that we were right he says quote in 2021 officials from the Biden Administration including the White House repeatedly pressured our teams for months to censor certain covid-19 content including humor and satire he continues I believe the government pressure was wrong I regret that we were not more outspoken and we're ready to push back if something like this happens again yeah right last time I heard a promise that reliable it was when cudow told me there were no cameras in the motel room the same censorship was also applied to Hunter Biden's laptop Zuck also writes quote the FBI warned us about a potential Russian disinfo operation about the Biden family in bisma in the lead up to the 2020 election how clever that fall when we saw a New York Post story reporting on corruption allegations involving then Democratic Presidential nominee Joe Biden's family we sent that story to quote fact Checkers for review and temporarily demoted it it's since been made clear that the reporting was not Russian disinfo and in retrospect we shouldn't have demoted the story we changed our policies and processes to make sure this doesn't happen again yeah and Nancy Pelosi's face is biodegradable this is a huge story The White House pressured a company to censor free speech on behalf of the president's family and that censorship had a direct effect on an election and on people's lives and if you were to disobey you could have lost your job you definitely would have been shamed so mostly everyone obeyed because they didn't want the trouble they were even pressured to censor Jokes which shows you that under that misinformation ruse they were out to capture all dissent not disinformation and now Zuck wished he could have fought back oh really seriously with his money and his Tech he could have grown his own pair of [Applause] balls what a contrast to Elon Musk instead of buckling to political pressure mus musk took over Twitter and turned it into a wonderful chaotic orgy of free speech while Facebook turned into a graveyard for meatloaf recipes and poems about your aunt's cats with X musk exposed political hoaxes and kept real story like Biden's cognitive decline from getting buried by Bots if musk hadn't bought Twitter you likely never would have seen that iconic photo of trump being shot a photo that Facebook mistakenly censored so as one Tech Titan violated the First Amendment the other one protected it and who does the media hate the guy who's doing their job for them so think of all the endless mockery directed at people who ended up being right the people denigrated by the cretinous crew with stelter and cuos and lemons and mattow these bird brains called you crazy when you were the canaries in the coal mine think about what they were wrong on that you were right on the border crime Hunter's laptop Joe cility government censorship the lab League trans surgeries for kids Foreign Wars Dei and of course Ben and JLo divorcing and now these [ __ ] say Trump is Banning abortion the economy is fine and our election system is perfect this has Texas just removed a million ineligible or dead people from voter roles it's see same jackasses who are currently telling us that kamla is too smart for Words her words yeah which is why she didn't say any so now Zuck apologizes great but the government won't neither will the media which is why when Trump wins and he better he needs to investigate the corruption the collusion follow the money and the lies CU When Trump said the media is the enemy of the people it spooked them and this is what they did and now they're terrified so can you imagine what they're going to do next period let's welcome tonight's guest she made her Mark with Decades of snark host of Kennedy Saves the World podcast Kennedy he puts the fun in ticket refund writer and Joe writer and comedian Joe deito I'm out of breath he looks like the guy who would smoke a cigarette at his own funeral comedian Jim [Applause] Florentine and they call him the goat cuz he has so many kids New York Times bestselling author [Music] [Applause] comedian Kennedy you know I was reading this and I realized that the White House warned Facebook of the laptop story as disinformation before it came out which then compelled Facebook to suppress it that's insanely brilliant hey we're just going to let you know this big story is going to break about Joe's kid it's Russian disinformation so you better want to ban it is that's that's nuts I mean this whole story is insane but it just goes to show you what the climate was like in 2020 but also you know there's been so much reporting since then and they've asked voters would this have changed your vote if you knew that that story was real and a lot of people in a lot of critical States said absolutely yes it would I don't trust Mark Zuckerberg because he does the same time the same thing every time he goes before Congress which like oh well really sorry and we're going to do better next time if we had known then what we know now it's like my kids M so I know how guilty they are based on how defensive they are so when they AC has too much I know there's there's like a meth lab in their bedroom so when I find a smear off ice bottle cap if I get the Mom it's not my I swear to God I know that all there is is a smearing off ice bottle cap but if I get oh you're absolutely right you know I I really should be more thoughtful next time like that's it bring in the DEA because I I know they're cooking up something so I know whatever he's off you skating is so much worse than what he's admitting right now and what he's planning on doing in the future to make sure Trump doesn't get reelected wow so it's actually worse it's worse than I can imagine Joe much like your set I mean your comedy set not your glorious PEC um do you agree with Kennedy that there's worse things to come I I don't know I think it's strange how Mark Zuckerberg acts like you know we'll do better next time there's a pandemic during an election yes okay when is that scheduled for is that coming up that and he acts like hey I you know my hands were tied well who else we were supposed to talk to at Facebook we were supposed to talk to Tom from Myspace is that was clear these things up and this this was very serious I mean this was like like Kennedy said people could have changed their votes and they should have had the opportunity to see that and it's not just about Hunter Biden running around with his pants off this is about him spling influence from being the president's son or the vice president's son at the time to make money and and then you move into what they did with Co it wasn't enough that they didn't let you talk about it you had to be humiliated and blocked and they had to say oh itin horse medicine are you a horse are you a horse it's like what you say like we take penicillin are you a cow are you a it's like yeah humans and animals take a lot of the same medicine because they work they give Ivermectin to women who are 9 months pregnant that's how low and side effects it is and it still piss when you bring that up it's Chris Cuomo still pisses me off for for what he said about Rogan and then like basically denying it and then he took it yeah and then he took it and then you saw what the media did with Joe Rogan when they had to show the CNN showed the picture of him tinted green like he was incredible Hulk like he must be sick from all the horse do warmer he's a lot healthier than any of you people are yeah how ironic that Ivor mechum turned Chris Cuomo into an ass a horse's ass really leaned in about Jim um you seem like the type who goes on Facebook late at night looks up old ex-girlfriends puts her name in finds out what they're doing you look for the ones that are really down on their luck yeah I always look cuz if they put their relationship status complicated I'm like I got a shot now no I've been off Facebook for like 10 years ever since one of my good friends didn't talk to me for like 3 months because he poked me and I didn't poke him back I'm like I'm done with this are you aren't you kind of pissed off CU you're in the entertainment business that people tell you that you're wrong on a lot of these things but you've been Vindicated we knew this was going on and now it's like they act like oh like we were mocked on every one of these issues and we've been Vindicated it always comes out 3 years later that's about the three years later the truth comes out the laptop this and Zuckerberg's a liar they just like he said they they censored the Trump photo like a month ago yes oh sorry we thought it was AI or whatever so we still going to do it he's a liar you want to censor stuff censor people posting pictures of their food on Facebook I've had enough of that I don't care about your cob salad yeah what is that why do people feel feel compelled to do that to take a picture of their food as if look what's going into my stomach soon it will be PES right they should they should take a picture side by side of the food going in and then after it start before and after before and after that should be the the tick tock challenge don't show me your food show me your poop and then we'll talk not that I'm into that Tyrus I'm not no not at all no no no don't send me your pictures of poop at no PO Box 1316 College Station Texas I don't know why I said that we know why aren't you a bit pissed off by this no I'm not this part no because uh the part that upsets me is the willingness to abuse people who supported us the willingness to allow AI characters of me telling old ladies to send them money right but if I wrote oh man I agree with President Trump on that it would be blocked and they continue to do it and they continue to do it now and even when I don't even have a Facebook page and I can tell you from my standup shows we have a phone I get more calls from people who bought fake tickets have been or more women or there I had a son call up and say why is Tyrus not calling my mom back and it was I was just like wait which kid is this and U no but but all all laughing aside people who can't afford money are being told and they look like I said they could stop this what about the sex trafficking what about people pretending to be you me to a 13-year-old girl and say hey I have a special concert at my this weekend here's the address don't tell anybody and people will do that so him and his I'm sorry he's a he knows what it is the storm's coming he wasn't complicit he wasn't being told by the FBI that he was sitting at the table with them going what do you need me to do we're not falling for this apologize for what you going buy all of us a statue how about you cut a check to every person that got robbed talking to fake conservatives why don't you do that show us something but he's not I got I have it's a very good point I I have people pretending to be be me all the time at least that's what I tell the authorities be no but here's the thing just last an AI version of me like an interview I'm doing is saying hey guys this is my new Facebook page send money and this that here I don't have Facebook I left Facebook once the mystery Farm started I'm like I ain't got time for this so again but they're complicit now if it was a liberal was doing it oh they jump all over it this is a fake account this would do that they purposely want disinformation running through us they want contempt we lose fans they call us up they call us Crooks because it's real to them and he doesn't care so that's why fake Rachel mat is not returning my calls now also fake Rachel Madden there wouldn't be a fake no there wouldn't be a fake Rachel Madden they get rid of that like that but there would be a fake Waters and if you're talking the real Waters my sympathies yes all [Applause] right up next KLA debates herself about prices on on the Shelf I'm going to thank every one of you after the show no I'm not is it time to embarrass the lady named Harris our video of the day is an anti-a campaign ad from Team Trump showing how kamla is so dense she can actually lose an argument with herself hit it Merl everyday prices are too high food rent gas back to school clothes that is called biomics a loal bread cost 50% more today ground beef is up almost 50% there's not much left at the end of the month biomics is working the price of housing has gone up it feels so hard to just be able to get ahead and we are very proud of biomics Joe that's exactly what you have to do yeah because the fact is she is running from her past she's literally running from her past he's running for office and running away from herself you find yourself doing that sometimes can't run away from your past I I called this I called it they they were going to act like Joe Biden was never president yeah and even so at the DNC when Obama went up and said we can't take four more years of this it's like four more years Trump he's been gone for three and a half years yeah so yeah I would love to see uh comma debate herself but that you know both sides can't agree on which mic should be turned off so yeah it's um it's pretty crazy because her most popular policies the only one she's hinted at was the the price controls and that everybody freaked out about that her most popular stuff is all rehashing Trump things it's it's the suddenly the border wall fighting crime I mean I wouldn't be surprised if she deny sleeping with Stormy Daniels she's just picking up his best [Applause] she can't can't deny it how can you deny something that magical Jim uh it's kind of interesting that you know she is a a historical vice president she's the first female vice president am I right yeah I think so right yeah I think no h yeah and then she's also the first black uh female vice president and now they're pretending like she doesn't exist it's like they're erasing her history shouldn't that be offensive to to all black women who want to be vice president yeah and well look it's good to see her in this ad because you don't see her anywhere else she won't do a press conference she won't do any interviews so it's good to see her face in these ads yes you know be good like if if Trump doesn't want to do the debate in September maybe she could just go up there alone on stage and debate herself if bomic sucks or not yeah she is she reminds me of like a sitcom uh twin you know where where they play two roles and one has to hide behind a fern the the back of the head looks nothing like the yeah they always yeah they do it from the back of that but it's it's incredible that they think that their their voters the public are stupid that's basically what they're saying I was talking to my liberal friend the other day he's like yeah she's going to lower the prices and the groceries I go no she's not that's not going to happen even the Dems in Congress go that's never going to pass yeah so she's running on something that's never going to happen exactly so just tell voters hey I'll give you a free car if you vote for me they'll believe that too she's reporter shopping tyus she's actually we all yes yeah her new campaign song is R till the wheels come off cuz the wheels are coming off uh people are bailing faster even their Ace and the whole Zuck is running for the Hills uh she's just that they did this for three and a half years and now everyone's seeing it and you're starting to see it slowly but surely the we and everyone who's distancing that's who you need to pay attention to the ones who are trying to distance themselves from her those are the people that need to talk to reporters then to find out the real story of what's going on because it is sad that you've been talking for three and a half years albeit weirdly you've been talking and the fact that you can't talk now who I don't understand this if I was running for I mean if I was running for a hall monitor of gutfield and someone said to me hey don't do like I'm the hall monitor you don't tell me I tell you you're the president you're number two you're running to be number one who should be telling you anything yeah you should be like I'm running for president bring all the mics let's do this yeah you know like I was crazy also she was picked for this candidacy because she was vice president and now she's claiming it's crazy there moments like this when I always think of like I need a hero to come in and save the day like I we need Sergeant Slaughter you know no he's want Sergeant Slaughter happy birthday it's his birthday today shout out to he used to call me maggot and he actually discovered me in the WWE but happy birthday Sergeant Slaughter but we need like I don't want her to have his chin but he was tough like get some toughness start saying some stuff yes Kennedy tell him thank you for your service do you isn't it weird that their candidates best side is inside like they don't the less you see of her the less you see of her the better it's like keep her under RS the Democratic party's two candidates are better served the less you see of them shouldn't that make you rethink your party if the two biggest candidates had to be hidden no one who's running the party wanted her to be the nominee yeah that's why the people running the party Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama are like let's Force Joe out then we'll have this fun reality show that Trump tried to have with his VP candidate and we'll call it like the presidential sweep Stakes instead of the deep stakes and then joshh Shapiro and Tim Walls and every other guy Gavin Nome can elbow her out of the way and get her out of national politics forever because they didn't have faith that she could do it and Joe Biden on his way out raised the presidential middle finger to Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi and said you know what I'm going to endorse my black VP and if you come out and say anything against it you're racist and misogynistic so that's exactly what he did and that is why are stuck with her so yes I do agree with Tyrus the wheels will come off the wagon because at some point everyone in the Press is going to demand a sit down she is going to have to answer for some of these horrible policy positions that she kind of endorses and kind of doesn't because she is essentially running a policy list campaign you know what's going to be funny is when Biden goes on TV going who the hell endorse her yeah all right up next have minorities had enough of anti-racist stuff anti-white cracker plagiarizes minorities Tyrus I love this story Robin D'Angelo she's the author of white fragility she is making tons of money basically telling every white person they're racists and forces them to like you know gravel has now been accused of plagiarizing minority scholars in her dissertation which is is undermining her credibility as an anti-racist expert what should happen to her well it's always good to have a racist teach you how to be anti-racist like if you want to stop people from robbing a safe you get a a person who used to Rob safes so I get it I guess but you know this just goes back to the same thing eventually white people are going to say enough MH enough you shouldn't have to go to a class to find out if you're racist or not when you're driving roll your windows down and when someone cuts you off if you don't say anything you're not racist okay roll your windows up and then the same person you will be racist for that moment so you know it's in us all but we have this thing called common sense so again White America at some point you have to realize there's more of you than us and stop letting us bully you and I'm not doing it but I'm just saying stop letting people bully you Jim as an avowed and openly proud racist [Applause] uh look at a stare I'm getting I thought I was [Laughter] alone but she's made Millions off these books uh she's does these seminars she speaks like corporations would force the their employees to read these books why do these why do these people always turn out to be malicious grifters they always are and yeah and and she's she's stealing from everyone she even stole for some Asian people too yes which reminds me when I was in eth grade I'd sit next to the Asian guy in the math test so I could seal all his answers that's how I got through that's what do you call benevolent racism when it's it's like you're racist but it's complimentary you know yeah because I know I'm like I know you're [Laughter] [Music] smart like if I thought he was dumb I wouldn't sit next to him that's racist yeah did you when people wouldn't sit next to you to cheat is that racist that was just because of my gas that I was like Kennedy uh you are you familiar with this lady I couldn't hear you over Jim's gas um yes unfortunately I am yes so she's like ebam X Kendy like all they do is profit off of white people's desperate desire to not only be black but be accepted by black people and they want to know more black people so they can seem cool because it's the ultimate Flex so they're they're really they're praying on that insecurity and she came up with one phrase like white fragility you know and it's like it's like that what you would name a paint sample but all of a sudden like that is a foundation for her entire career yes so now speakers fees and books for you know just farting out like Jim Florentine after some Five Alarm Chile the same tropes over and over and over again but really what she did her career is based on this academic Plantation where she was stealing the work without citing it from people of color from blacks and Indians and Asians and and God knows who else uh she beat into submission so she could take their great ideas and sell them to white people that she deemed inferior well put Joe should she yeah should she share this money that she's made with the minorities that she stole from well I knew it was a hustle cuz I was reading it and when she opened up with I was born a poor black child MH very suspicious look if if you got a good hustle going good for you if morons want to give you their money for you to tell them they're bad people help yourself but if I'm getting race hustled I want it to be from someone with some experience maybe an Al Sharpton or Rachel [Music] do [Music] for for speee Fore [Music] foreign for foreign speech fore fore spee gete