Aaron Rodgers - Emergency Pod | Tosh Show

I didn't want to start the show like this but uh I I wrote an open letter to Aaron Rodgers actually it was a closed letter uh but I don't have his address so now it's just an open letter dear Aaron roders I'm sorry you weren't drafted earlier now please calm the [ __ ] down you know in the history of the world the smartest person in the room has never announced that they are the smartest person in the room just take a deep breath I used to I used to like Aaron roders the Green Bay Packers version then he became a jet and you have to constantly tell everybody how smart you are and [ __ ] do I find it tiresome I mean I hate the Jets is that what this is about maybe I just I just hate the Jets I I've always hated the Jets the most in the AFC East you didn't hate the Patriots well sure I hated Tom Brady I hated that every Championship they won was because they were the best at cheating that year you know Buffalo they're they're obnoxious but you lose four Super Bowls and I I have a soft spot for you you start turning a blind eye I hope I hope for Buffalo I hope the current Buffalo Bills I hope they do a 30 for 30 about that 2 and 1 half year period they had potential wouldn't that be a riveting 30 for 30 remember that two and a half years the Buffalo Bills had potential you know why the uh tradition started by bills Mafia jumping on tables do you know where that originally came from originally it was so they could die because that that's how [ __ ] horrible living in Buffalo is anyway I want to I want to get back on on topic of of my Aaron Rogers rant here the whole thing with him and Jimmy Kimmel over who's which one of them's a pedophile or I don't know I don't know how it worked but by the way they're probably they're neither of them are pedophiles or they're both pedophiles I I don't [ __ ] know it's that's not that's not my concern my kids will never play with either one of them unsupervised uh but gun to your head honestly gun to your head which one of them would you think is a pedophile uh Jimmy Kimmel who you've you've seen on TV for 30 years married couple kids yeah just seems like just a normal dude or the other guy who always gets engaged to celebrities and then right before they get married uh just mysteriously calls off the wedding at the last minute has a super Christian family that doesn't approve of his lifestyle and has no relationship with him whatsoever oh and he has an extremely creepy mustache gun to your head which one which one do you go o if I had to pick one of these as a pedophile by the way I don't know that Aaron Rodgers has a uh publicist but do you think do you think his publicist was like hey before you go on uh television accusing people of pedophiles could you shave the mustache just please shave the mustache it's that's my only thing all right anyway by the way so he does this not apology he you know whatever he's still feuding with Jimmy because Jimmy made a joke at his expense and you know he goes then goes on this long covid rant and he by the way he starts the co rant in the most pretentious way possible he he's like I know it's a novel concept but but I like to read [ __ ] you [ __ ] you oh you like to read and you've done all this research so you know every you know who else likes to read tons and tons of Catholic priests who have molested boys so maybe reading's not so great maybe a little less time reading more time scrolling Instagram and jerking off and the world would be a better place place he's oh by the way when on his covid rant it just he said he had lots of friends that were small business owners that lost everything due to the covid shutdown really you did you had tons of friends that lost everything I'd like to see that list send me that list of all your friends that were small business owners that lost everything because my friends that were small business thrived during the shutdown because they they just took all these government handouts they did amazing he also brought up Bobby Kennedy and that should immediately the conversation should end there first time I met Bobby Kennedy this is what he said to me I introduced him to my wife he goes oh oh Daniel Daniel I I thought you were gay I'm like okay yeah you should be president your Gars off by the way you made one pass in 2023 and it was incomplete and made over 30 7 million why don't you just give all of your friends that lost everything a 100 Grand I bet you they'd bounce right back what do you think it wouldn't even affect them this is one year in a very long prolific career just one year just say I'm going to divvy up this 37 million since I only threw one pass this year and and it was dropped I'm going to I'm going to go ahead and help all my friends who lost everything you know what else he did he then brought up Surfers which I was like oh here we go he talked about the pandemic and how you need Vitamin D and blah blah blah and how Surfers were being arrested for surfing oh really you know what I did during the pandemic in California surfed every day with my friends and none of us were arrested so quit turning into the clickbait you [ __ ] pretend you hate oh so annoying by the way I don't have a problem with him if would just come out and be like hey this is what I think but it's when you start saying stuff like this is this is what happened and fouchy is a murderer and he wants everyone dead it's like couldn't couldn't you be wrong like that's all I want I just want him to be like oh I could be wrong but this is what I believe and by the way could could I be wrong yes could my doctors be wrong yes of course they could I have I have no problem saying that but but if if there's a sword I'm going to fall on it's going to be that like I I'm not going to be like oh my wife and my kids died oh my goodness H how did they die well uh I I listened to my award-winning doctors from Beverly Hills uh instead of uh instead of the quarterback for the Jets you Zach Wilson no [ __ ] not not not [ __ ] Zach Wilson the other one that reads you know the other guy that reads a bunch of books I I listened I should have listened to him and now instead my wife and kids are dead because I listened to doctors that told me this was the right thing to do oh I'm so mad at myself I don't even know why Aaron Rogers is still employed by the Jets in the first place the guy should have been canceled long ago for sending those dick picks to the staffers well that's Brett five they're all the same they're all all the quarterbacks are the same that was Brett [ __ ] the Jets [ __ ] the Jets [ __ ] the Jets [ __ ] the [Music] Jets show for show