M your hair looks nice thanks your looks horrible well Dad is that your new company car then you know it is did they not like you there well her mother said that Haley really liked you girl liked Adam what is she a blind alcoholic isn't life wonderful well not really did you read about that man who beheaded all those horses terrible everything all right everything why are you dressed so I mean you look like a real gentleman tonight thank you Jackie and so do you Mom how come you got more pictures of piss face than me your face annoys me right no really really fair enough nice Ste lovely yeah not as lovely as Johnny's tattoo or Adam's beef water a your pair of ineds Grandma I think you've upset Mom oh okay darlly I'll speak to her don't worry thanks Grandma sometimes your mother can be such a sensitive C an hour and 20 minutes oh Jim seriously no one has a phone in them no and you're absolutely sure there isn't a computer in here there's a printer great we'll print our way out Dad yes 6 months doesn't time fly not at the moment well if we were really that hungry we just have to eat dad eat me yes why me what you wouldn't sacrifice your own life for your sons those two pillows no way Adam hasn't your brother done well what to be driving a roof well at least I'm not a sad git who writes crap Jingles for paint thinner paint stripper actually oh yeah how could I forget you only use it as your ringtone paint stripper by Samsung it's good for business so sad that is a bit sad just have mine done have you yes Mom did you do it over the bath brilliant no I did not do it over the bath someone did it for me really yes the professional yes a professional some one you paid enough now Martin you do know that's butter you're eating what they're cubes of butter Oh I thought it was cheese and put a top on Mr Morris really won't want to see your hairy Huds well it's his grandma's very nice I show them your office too oh will we meet Liz sorry your new girlfriend mom when are Adam's balls going to drop do you like my new style a it's lovely Mom thank you Jackie they're very good there you should go I'm okay thanks but they specialize in problem hair right go through mom what's that oh it's his new toy a fax machine a fax machine dad bought a fax machine oh look at me dad why did you buy a fax machine so we can get FX messages stupid well it's really fashionable ignore him go and look in the mirror Chris oh frannies horrible jumper thank you um and uh you have a sister yeah I do a I would have loved to have had girls I was saying before to your female dad your female that the Indians are currently building the world's most powerful magnet that is what he was saying what they bu it for or to attract metal you imal um Mr Morris can I ask you something 4444 well AR you're going to pay for what for the bulbs of course why do we have to pay because if your grandmother had never existed I'd never have driven into your doorstep and that's actual logic is it you're right oh yeah Bobble revolting talk thank you revolting where's piss face his face oh I just got a text from him won't be long have some exciting news wonder what it is they've located his brain oh Pi please spit in Adam's mouth horrible son who's she me that's Adam's female yes I'm Adam's female um she's my girlfriend I'm Emma but she's ugly thank you you're going to help me take that soding fox out of there and hide it somewhere oh yeah yeah what in it for us then sorry yeah one should we do it out of respect for your father that'll cost 2020 okay how about £10 and no respect for your father1 uh that £10 you gave us just became £20 yeah we going to put the bloody thing under the table are you mad I don't think you have the right to ask that question right now pass me the fox pass me the fox just an everyday command from father to son pass me the fraking fox you're pcking pillock that's better and I hear the famous Al Alison's coming on Sunday famous for being invisible when are we going to have our crumble changing subject uh actually ATI I've got to be honest she um she can't come she can't come shut up she can't come she can't come oh what a surprise what you mean she can't come I'm going outside now boys very good M what do you mean she can't come Alison can't come Alison can't orgasm ha Adam who's that an orgasm Allison what are we going to do about pocket Hitler D him in the bath drown him in the sink I'll hold his head down you too should talk to Grandma no way right then maybe talk to Mr Morris but say what we hate you please die maybe don't say please not tonight isn't it guys scorching why didn't they read the sign Ms a bit you know what she's like where there's carpet involved yep Frankenstein with bosoms shoes off oh why have we got a piano because Dad bought it I bought a piano um why why so I can play it you simpleton but you can't play the piano can't even hear the piano pardon classic oh God Val who's the bloke don't know a colleague friendly colleague maybe a relative friendly relative yeah just a bit of incest Johnny who is him what's she doing with him being a hooker is that a piano no it's a trombone he's just the piano tuner so should we yes I'm just the piano tuner let's leave him to get on you're nearly finished living or tuning the piano either come to make me look beautiful don't be silly you don't look a day over 21 oh and you don't look a day over 55 oh is she 55 no Mom she's 49 she looks older you better not start soiling your bottom when you enter the house of God okay I I'll try not to Mr Morris I'm a pillar of the community pillar of the community I beg your pardon see you later I do know what you're doing what are you doing ta what is it well go on painted it myself did you who is it who is it your mother is it that's Mom the woman standing next to us right now yes that's me that's you do you like it um did you paint it for memory yes a really bad memory or a terrible nightmare thank you now a photograph of a different woman shut up Neil Oh you mean boring Neil he's not boring and ugly Karen Karen's not ugly mom she's got a face like a foot stop it she does she definitely has a foot face well maybe her face does look a bit like a foot but still she's a lovely girl for a foot I Now Pronounce You Man and foot you may kiss the foot so sorry really oh it's all right M it's okay how did you get us two mixed up what how did you get us mixed up what your hair what about our hair it's similar is it no it's not all right they in similar bottoms right thanks Martin go outside and set fire to something for yourself I'm in love Martin sorry in love with a man a wow that's that's great mom really you you deserve to be happy thank you Dolly yeah especially after that horrible man you brought around you mean Lou Lou Morris yes Mr Morris God Mr Morris The Angriest Man in the world now he was a bleeding Looney it was not a looney well he drove into the front door chased me around the paty house with his tit Hing out John John tell them Jackie mom he was still married when he was seeing you actually his wife died not long ago she was 94 poison was [Laughter] it