[Music] hey what's going on gang good afternoon howdy you feeling good I'm feeling good I'm brushed I'm flossed I'm ready ready to enter you good yeah I think so our words into their ears right that's what I mean Bill okay Bill that's what I mean hey Bill Squire's right there say hi to him hey creepy hugs I'm all I'm freshly Shor I just got yeah okay oh the Top Nut your beard oh my beard my Beard's really much trimmed up oh okay get long thank you Mary well there you go all right nice now is this are you inching toward acquiescing to your girls Halloween costume request no you're not incrementally getting yourself down to a bare face no but I have a different thing that I'm going to be doing so I might have to do the bareface anyway so kind of a like a show cuz Halloween's on a Thursday this year and I run that show high and dry and so we're going to do a comedy show that night where all the comics do like a play on a different like a you know famous comic I guess is it is it is it um costume optional for the audience yes yeah but for the comedians or like one of my friends uh he's gonna be Bernie mmore and I'm very excited about it right well had the DJ ready for when he's up there all right hey please welcome Mary santor back to the program what up uh she is um Cleveland's favorite female comedian although she told everybody who voted for her suck it I'm moving to New York and so that's precisely what she did fing Sky baby she double Deuces and she was under the weather yesterday and um I have to assume um lady Stu and listen we can all I'm kidding uh no not yet anyway yeah not yet that's all right did you see how upset people are I immediately thought of Mary even though I don't even know if she takes part in this I saw how incensed people were that in the spring April of next year they're raising the price of the Mega Millions ticket by 150% a mega million from $2 to $3 to5 50% am is my math right on that $2 to $5 would be 100 no you're right I'm not I can't math today that's okay I can never math so I'm accidentally getting this right um it's going to raise from $2 to $5 coming in the spring and of course people just beside themselves that's a huge jump that is a huge jump cuz people play every day but that's how they know they got you yeah you know they always do these you think back to cigarettes people would always say that it was the price that they would finally get them off cigarettes of course that never happened I don't even know what cigarettes cost now but I seem to remember when I moved back to Chicago in ' 06 and I know things are more expensive based on where you live Mary can tell you this um but I remember when this can't be right when I moved back in ' 06 a pack of cigarettes in city of Chicago was like $11 this says it's 1460 for a pack of cigarettes as of September 1st and this is what I'm saying paying 15 bucks for a pack of cigarettes it's hard to quit smoking that's the thing is it's like people go man I mean I remember when I was in high school and I was literally the only one of my friends who didn't smoke all of my siblings smoke my parents both smoked they had both quit by the time I was born but both of my parents smoked all of my siblings still smoke I'm the only one who doesn't and I just remember in high school people were like man when cigarettes get more than four bucks a pack I'm quitting $14 a pack now and so to me it's the same thing with the lottery because they did this big survey in Ohio on the heels of this story and they go 80% of Lottery players in Ohio said they would stop playing if tickets became $5 but they won't they won't because they know they got you they know they gotcha and I know that they refer and again cigarettes you can make the case for after a while your body thinks that you do need them right Lottery you don't have to play the lottery I mean I know they refer to it as a regressive tax and it uh targets the people with the least amount of disposable income to spend and there can be numerous arguments about that however you don't need to play the lottery it's not something you need so I'm curious to see what it'll happen what I said here we go again what do you mean there are people who are addicted to gambling that do feel that they need to play the lottery fine I'm just saying that I mean I bet it's not going to I'm sure that there are some of those people who said when tickets become five bucks uh I'm not going to buy them anymore but maybe they will see if this could be them dipping their toe in the water you know they come next summer after they have a couple of months of fewer and fewer people playing the lottery who knows um but the next Mega Millions jackpot drawing is two night and nobody won so it's $800 million I'm wondering if the thought behind this obviously they want more money but are they going to increase payouts too like it'll get to a billion faster or do you get what I'm saying yeah I I do get what you're saying because if it's getting to a billion faster that's when they see a huge influx of people buying tickets so I think that is probably the idea behind it is because as soon as it gets into this range where it's at like 800 million or close to a billion and everybody's like well I'd be dumb not to buy a ticket someone that bought a ticket so uh Powerball which is Mega million's big competitor they could end up you know coming out on top if they keep charging the same amount or whatever it is but uh if you play the Mega Millions you have until April to be getting those $2 tickets so you've got some time to wrestle with yourself well everybody that has that addiction it's like well I'll win it by then so it won't even matter you know it's not even going to affect me because I will be a multi-millionaire by then um yeah so the Mega Millions jackpot the next drawing is tonight I don't know when that is it just says Tuesday September the 10th it's usually at like 11 something oh was that when they do it I didn't know if they did like a 6:00 p.m. news and 11:00 News okay that's the local a does that I see oh they don't this is a national thing that they do for yeah I think it's I think it's close to midnight Power Ball Monday Wednesday Saturday Mega Millions Tuesday and Friday at 11 p.m there it is okay your chances of winning with the $2 ticket are one in 3002 and 1 half million wondering if that'll change if they'll change the odds with the being uh higher price I don't know I don't know about that because they said that you know didn't say anything about that yeah but um you know we'll see what happens but people love to play the lottery everywhere you go I'm not immune to it you know I mean I got to be half in the bag to stumble into a place and buy a lottery ticket but um you know that happens with with some frequency I don't think I've bought a power ball ticket since we were in New Jersey and that was a while ago but but I'm going to be back in Jersey end of October for a wedding so maybe my triumphant return to the Garden State will necessitate me buying a Powerball ticket in which case if I win you know because these power balls now they're like one point you know2 billion dollar where I'm gonna buy the Jersey Shore who's with me I'm gonna buy the entirety I mean it certainly looks like a it's a growth industry I think boardwalks on the Eastern seaboard how could anything go wrong there but um anyway I thought of Mary santor our resident marry maker our resident chance taker it's me our resident Heartbreaker oh so many things so many things so in April they will raise that ticket price from two to5 um and they are going to terminate their dollar add-on Megaplier if you know what that is it'll be the Megaplier is what it multiplies all your winnings by however much amount so they're saying that would automatically be included the in the odds or something I don't know I'm reading an article about it online it's all very okay I mean I have a mega plier at home but it's a DeWalt makes it bill it's when I there's giant nuts that I just can't move yeah properly I'm doing some manly stuff and I just have giant nuts and I I break out my mega plier and get those nuts of moving well I'd have to take us half a second I close my eyes I put my index finger to my temple and I go righty tighty lefty Loosey and then I get working on unless it's a reverse thread and then it's yeah well then I can't Lefty tidy righty Loosey and that's you know I can't use the mega plier on the reverse threads I have to get another Implement for that I fixed uh my girlfriend's toilet like the little handle thing broke did you install the bedet no no not yet but I do need to do that but uh I I just fixed the uh the flusher the plunger it wasn't even the plunger it was just like the the literally the handle it she had a plastic one it just snapped off I replac that so I had to do the old reverse thread yeah yeah all taken care of and it was all stripped too so then I ended up just breaking it off but it's all fixed now okay well it's all good now however you get there you got there I got to take a break here if you want to send me a text 3519