welcome back Johnny peacock Matt Smith an example will be here soon first though she's a woman who always delivers The Knockout Punch when it comes to bitching about other celebrities fashion it's Miss KO herself Kelly [Applause] osbor yes great [Applause] right now listen Let's Get Serious first we're very serious we we are I've got to ask you about Jack how is he we've all the sad if you had to get that serious well no we love love I'm just going to touch on this very briefly otherwise you'll end up in floods of I will end up in floods of Tears because my brother gets mad at me because he's my baby brother and I love him so much but I'm so proud of him for standing up and coming forth and letting the world know that he does have MS because there is such a misconception of what it is and he is putting himself out there in such a brave way to to make a difference and show people that you you know it's not a life you life and death thing you can live just as long any as anyone else if you look after yourself and that's exactly what we do will we send it all our love go away and how he Al amazing he's currently in the studio with all the boys from Black Sabbath and they're doing an album and it's so weird they've turned it into school boys again yeah like they call me up like come down to the studio and I come down there and Tony's like oh my God you are exactly like your father is when he was your age and I'm like I don't know if that's a compliment on how do you take that I do take it as a compliment CU my dad is [ __ ] amazing I know he's a freaking nature him I remember what he said to me do you talk like that normally and I went to this house I went to his house and said I went Hello aie nice to meet you you T out that normally are you laugh a laugh all right laugh chill out I'm skipping over dog [ __ ] around the house oh you got cleaner yet excuse me my dogs have been fully trained my dogs are fully trained and don't do any of that but do you poope and scope some of the other dogs in your house why would I do that why I don't want to pick up anyone else's [ __ ] everyone loses if there's a dog [ __ ] still in the thing it I'm not picking that up that's not one of mine no you know you know what I love is that in the apartment building I live in there's a uh like a dog park walk area all right and everyone picks up their dog [ __ ] puts it in a plastic bag and just throws it on the floor and there's a literally a bin like 3 ft away and I don't understand why they just don't put it in the bin I think you're going to too far I think you've had such a success with fashion police you're like turning into dog [ __ ] Patrol you're moving into other areas it's just it's gross oh right don't ever go with me I don't live in the apartment block do you know who else is my building Who Matt Goss from bro yes and every time oh my one BR one BR love it where' you know telling you that give me a rough area where where where like America weho at the gay area of West Hollywood oh like Liv the gay okay oh Matt gos that's an [Applause] exclusive when will I Mt gos is not gay I wish he was but he's not we've got to talk about my favorite show fashion police do you love it I absolutely love it can't even express you how happy I am because I have a job that I truly love I cannot fathom that I get paid to do something that I love but it's so harsh there I mean you'll get someone who's maybe worn high heels instead of flat a flat pair of flats and you treat them worse than a pedophile that disgusting look at her got put her on like a register for esad drills J but it is true though is you know it's com I leave the jokes to Joan and I I'm honest when I say this I would never say anything about anyone that I wouldn't say to their face no no I mean let's have a look at a clip of fashion police oh my God what you going to play no well here's you and Joan sticking it to our very own Beatrice and Eugene oh God they're my good friends and I'm going to feel like [ __ ] no you didn't say that before you're slagging them off I would like to prep this again with I am a royalist but I had to pick beatric and Eugene at the rway and the reason being is because I thought it was the most ironic thing of life that when you look at the Disney Cinderella when the evil stepsisters go to the ball it's the exact same outfit why would you do that princess's Eugenia and beatress at the Royal Wedding but do you know who I blame I go to you know cat their mother Sarah Ferguson I'm sorry when is she going to tell them no matter how desperate you are to get them married the IUD does not go on your head it goes in your vagina I love her so much I love JN so much she gets me in trouble so much that's what I've got asked because Joan is so near the Mark I mean I watch it all the time she's a [ __ ] genius in that way let me tell you she pushes it to the point where it's just there and you're just there she said Ashley Simpson do you see when she was on the thing like here said she's looked like she's just done anal I mean that's my favorite new one that she did recently that had me to that made me we myself was that we were sat there and she's like I can't even remember who it was that she was talking about she's like doesn't it look like she's got a camel camel what is it camel camel and we were all going toe and she goes no face died I I did not expect that at all I've got to ask you about Lady Gaga what did you think of the Burker she was rocking at London Fashion Week I do you want to know my honest opinion yeah I think she's pregnant because she's been covering up this part of her body a lot recently and I've been noticing that a lot and just because of my job I have to look at everything and all of her her her stuff has completely changed and you can't bleach your hair blonde when you're pregnant oh and so you got that handbag up mother care definitely definitely now when does the new series of fat and police start it's at 900 p.m. every Sunday on E and trust me if you want to piss yourself watch it because I do every week and I work there get KY off board everyone [Applause] thank you oh love you're too kind you finished off a whole bowl of Bombay mix yes I did I'll start as I mean to go on please do and they've actually been here since the last time you were on they very nice oh let me get you a drink absolutely what your fancy got [ __ ] B fine rum I like a rum do a let's have a rum old FR let's have a rum old fruit all right old FR let's the old oh okay sorry sorry now I got into a lot of trouble at home after your last appearance why you know we said oh let's go out and have a drink yeah well I I never know my own mobile number so I gave you my my partner's mobile number oh I know yes and then you texted me going thank you for a wonderful night I know let's do it again kiss kiss kiss because I come through the door I get this who is this who is this match Smith oh my God have you heard the news from Northampton no G he so sad okay you know 50p Lil's died she hasn't yeah 50p otherwise known as sticky Vicky really yeah I mean she was a woman who would do sexual favors for like 50p and stuff 50p meal and she was famous she was a bit like our Diana really wasn't she but so I think we should raise the glasses to her 50 P yeah gone but not forgotten absolutely [Applause] not I've got to talk about the new series of Doctor Who of course it's bigger and better than ever a't it I think it is yeah we're really thrilled with it it's doing very well so it's exciting but I mean they're like mini movies is they they are I mean that's the intention sort of every week to have a a kind of movie of the week yeah yeah it is you know um and hopefully it's sort of achieving that I thought the BBC was skin though why they meant to be skin how have you got all this money who have the BBC been sucking off she left it AUM in the whe uh we've got a clip from tomorrow night episode before we have a look can you explain what's going on cuz I've seen the clip and I have no idea in the episode it's all about these sort of evil evil boxes and they're doing something to people's cardiac system and the doctor has two hearts and he struggles with with these boxes doing something to his hearts and I I I think it's that scene you'll get out so after that explanation let's hope so let's have a look uh next weekend the doctor says goodbye to Amy Pond yeah a come on Spill the Beans well how's she going to Snuff it um well that's that's the episode that we filmed in New York and um it's it's very dramatic and hopefully climactic and hopefully very emotional and and uh yeah you know it's it's sad to see them go but that's what it's about it's about sort of change and regeneration and all that so you got to embrace it really a lot of dads are worried now about who they're going to perve over when Karen leaves now your next assistant's a little bit tasty too I can assure the dads if they want to perve it's still there look at this look she very on the eye isn't she she is and she's doing very well she's lovely is it true that Steven Muffet banned you from having any liaison with the assist dangerous leis yes well is it true cuz he said it was oh God it was my fault that story because I it sort of got a little bit out of context but one day in a bar upstairs you know we you talk about these things because it isn't good for the chemistry on the screen that's the theory yeah cuz I heard if the Tardis is a rocking don't come a knock in well I think that's uh really I mean if you shag your assistant the the chemistry like you said it's going to be it's going to be awkward isn't it the thing with the doctor is he's not that what at least my doctor isn't that sexual a man no he's he's sort of asexual in many ways he's got a wife riversong but he doesn't I don't think he does anything with her he doesn't do it anymore no I think he just talks about you know atoms and yeah he's been going on for ages is he so you must lose interest me he's 900 it's it's it's hard to keep it alive he sometimes in relationship of a few years hard to spice it up I know got to get the rum out yeah and the buom bang mix just to get a bit of a semi going on is it true though with the doctor you playing the doctor you've started developed ins insomnia is that right you've started you can't sleep I'm not worried about you I know yeah I mean I've got a new bed though recently which has helped yeah oh one those Orthopedic ones yeah exactly I love them cuz I've got I've got two beds I've got one in the house in London and I have a flattened card if you see that I stay when I'm up there and that was where I was having more trouble sleeping cuz my in London's really nice and my but my in Cardiff it's the same flat that David lived in and Chris it's been there seven years and and it and it hasn't been changed you see oh so so they need to regenerate the bed yeah exactly I heard you also you try to avoid the internet yeah why' you do that how' you buy train tickets I turn up you just you do it in person yeah I turn up at the old the station do you know what I I can't be bothered to buy him on the on the internet either really no you know what I don't open my post I'm one of them I don't know why I just don't what's wrong with you I don't know I just don't I just don't want to know so internet what' you do for porn then what you Doo well you know I've got a good memory pack I thought you I'm creative with it oh I just thought you wrote boobs upside down on a calculator for now I opened me newspaper the other day and I near choked on me cocoa pops well seriously it said you were quitting is that look at that I quit quit well is there any truth in that I'm not quitting no no no no no no very much very kind but uh why would a newspaper lie I don't know really it's a shame but it's um no I've got another 10 weeks of filming I'm coming back for the 50th Anniversary I mean there's loads there's loads more to shoot now Steven's ined that the next doctor's going to be a woman right do you know who I'd like to see as the new new doctor one Julie good here I think she's been around for 900 years so she know from she used to own the old uh yeah Gilroy Rover's return yeah did you say in s me big brother oh yeah yeah I could see her that going [ __ ] now all the darcks turn up oh phone ringing oh bloody hell it is it's Julie good Sheard it's Matt Smith's phone is it my mom she's in is it your mom or dad it's Alan car I'm filming CH man awesome put on speak mom mom I can't hear you oh Dad Dad sorry Dad listen um how are you I'm good well I'm just filming Chatty Man with Alan who mom loves doesn't she oh you answer then yeah you're on Channel 4 Mr Smith oh he's laughing listen Dad yeah how's Greece I take take a break continue we' got to take a join us again in a couple of minutes when Matt will be here with his dad and I'll also be chatting to par Olympic spring King Johnny peacock an example will be performing see you in part four [Applause]