fact check true uh I mean not true uh [Music] wait good evening I'm David crooked face mu and welcome to the ABC debate between kamla Harris and Donald Trump and I'm the side chick he is going to lie and I'm going to tell nothing but the truth wink wink I'm counting on you David Trump said there would be a blood bath if he doesn't win oh and in Charlottesville he said there were fine people on both sides Trump also said that he wants to be a dictator on day one Speaking of dictators Putin just endorsed me last week oh and dit Janie never mind the last 20 years of Democrats calling him a war criminal we were just kidding plus January 6th we can't forget the worst day in human history worse than all of World War I and World War II combined I hate people with small heads you're all good commie no fact checks for me you have free reign to lie I got your back Biden is weak and he hates coma the country is in Decline due to their incompetence all you are doing kamla is copying me with no tax on tips Char TX credits and you just copied and pasted Biden's policy paid from his website and you forgot to change change his name in fact here's a mega hat for you to wear thanks former president I'm a strong independent woman you're racist and no one cares about your race or gender fact check not true okay any final words Miss Harris I want unity in the country except for all the stupid racist Republican voters I hate them it is important that we ack knowledge that the purpose of the presidency is to be president with a purpose uh because the passage of time is important for us to work together to build a purpose that we must acknowledge we must recognize that what can be can be but unburdened by what has been fact check true Mr President our country is in decline because of the Biden Harris Administration they have ruined our border our economy inflation is the worst it's ever been and they lie to about the job numbers people want bacon and they can't afford it you want more bacon I'll make you more bacon uh excuse me I'm speaking remember that anyways if you want World War I vote for Kamala if you want peace and prosperity vote Trump fact check true uh I mean not true uh wait what is it I don't know but we sure hate Trump Trump and that was the three-on-one battle against Trump ABC and Kamala for the win fact check FS vote Trump And subscribe to puppet gate [Music]