Xaviar Michael Babudar: Chiefsaholic

[Music] there's so much [ __ ] up [ __ ] to get [Music] into sters bonding or were you staying quiet okay I said hi I love you too start filming welcome back to little stickers baby I'm Michael [ __ ] Rainey here with K onala hey everybody hey chippy Jeff Simmons who helped me pulled off an epic prank on these two Rascals here how dare you incite diarrhea in me after I just eat a quarter pounder with cheese you you made Jeff the bait he was our damn's own distress he was we were so concerned played it pretty well he was I could hear every word he was saying and man he was [ __ ] nailing it but as soon as I knew it was a setup I was like that's why he wouldn't start the [ __ ] car again there's nothing wrong with it in the first place classic final season of Breaking bed now as you could probably see by the title of this episode uh tonight we're covering coin toss permitting uh Xavier Michael babad Chiefs a holic uh very cool guy uh Chiefs fan who ended up robbing a bunch of banks to fund uh his lifestyle which included going to all the Chiefs away games and all the home games as well he traveled with him yes okay D well before we get to carried away let's just flip this puppy who knows maybe tonight might be your night John could you know what sure hope so that would be great no something tells me you'd wear that cat mask either way here we go on Joe on Q on mer on S A they [ __ ] me again we're doing it baby thank God Mike so back to what I was saying because tonight we're covering Chiefs a holic I was like all right let me Rob Jake and John so uh I parked where Jake and John usually park and I hid in the back of my daughter's car because I knew they'd probably recognize my car and uh our beloved Jeff Simmons pretended as though his car was broken down and I could hear the jig the entire time you guys did everything right you absolutely everything you were right I would have thought something stranger if it was your car yes thought it was weird in the first place that's a car that's never parked there yep yeah that was odd I was like oh see him pretend like something was wrong in his car in hindsight he's just like everything looks fine yeah yeah he's like oh rats ate the wire but he was like it was hot when I when I turned the car off I like that's weird cars are always hot just kept puttering it was all Mike's idea I I can't take much credit for it I just had to sell it as we're exchange and Jeff nailed it did he tell you to get here early for that he just well he said just get here normal time I mean I usually get here before you guys anyway so I wasn't worried about that and uh I heard you pull up and talk to him and then Jake pulled up Jake actually parked right next to me yeah so I was a little worried about him seeing me in the backseat of the car see you at all he did not was your whole body covered by a blanket no I was just lying down and uh I figured this would cover enough of my face so you probably wouldn't see me were you ass up no I wasn't I was lying on my back and uh I was getting a little bit sleepy very com y he had just taken a nap great Jeff was waiting for the queue then Jeff called me as though he was calling his wife and said listen I'm having some car trouble I might be late tonight and I said I love you start filming man you do a lot but you still have a lot of free time somehow thank youy guy a lot of free time that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said about me so yeah tonight we're talking about Xavier Michael Bab now his name is spelled uniquely and I've heard his name pronounced as Xavier and it also pronounced as Xavier so I'm going to call him Xavier how's it spelled x a v i a r which would normally be Xavier well it's usually spelled with an e on the end yeah okay this looks like ecstasy caviar I like that wow but he was going by Chiefs a holic you've seen him before correct yeah yeah I guess I saw a couple images of him in the past year or two since they've been going to the Super Bowl yeah but definitely heard about him Robin Banks when it happened cool guy all right that's not even Up For Debate here and he would dress in a tank top in Chief boxers or chief Zubaz pants and uh he' get everybody red up he was he would interact with people constantly on Twitter he'd say hey I'm sitting here come by and say hi he would go to all he went to every game from 2016 up until the season where they beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl last year which was the 2022 season that's when he got caught oh so he didn't get to see the second Super Bowl he did but from jail wow wait this is not the wolf guy he out he was out it is yeah I thought that just happened this year that he got caught he got rearrested so he was initially arrested he wait since 2016 sorry to interrupt but he was paying his way since 2016 by robbing banks he was caught for Rob in Banks uh in 2022 and 2023 he admitted to 11 robberies or attempted robberies okay he may have been robbing banks prior to that but what they got him on were the 2022 and 2023 ones yeah he was also a gambler so he made may have been able to finance his living that way as well but he's a pretty interesting dude I found out a lot about him uh in in 2004 Jake uh you're going to want to hold his hand for this John already in 2004 his father bailed on he and his brother oh man real bummer man they they lived in a nice house in Laguna Beach California right by the beach and uh this kind of cracked me up he went to Top Of Thee World Elementary School I think there was an also an elementary school in my neighborhood called top of the world shut the [ __ ] up I think so it was at the top of a hill you didn't go there it was a good skate spot no in the in La when I lived there oh okay yeah was that near lagona beach how strange have two I know wait when was he born uh it's my mother's birthday July 3rd 1994 okay he's a young guy yeah yeah yeah he's only 30 he's 29 right now wow oh my God what a life this guy's like [ __ ] Frank abil Jr bro there were so many cool aspects of his life that I wish we became buddies he would be a good guy and chat if you're up for this too I would be more than willing to communicate with him via mail to see if we can start a correspondence see what he can say yeah would you be up for that Jake I'd be game yeah I would like to because he seems like a jovial guy ESPN submitted a bunch of questions through his lawyer and uh he submitted some very funny responses so he is willing to talk to people still a football lunatic Jake chief fan still he is through and through he's winning from inside damn yeah he truly is that's got to feel good how do you not have Travis Kelce bail you out though you know bro uh the Kelsey Brothers tried to get him on their podcast when he was on the Run what Jason spoke directly to him on the podcast he said Chiefs a holic if you're listening we would like to have you come on the podcast to tell your side of the story oh my God he did not take him up on that uh Quinn Porter that's an excellent question Quinn says ask him how he feels about Taylor Swift and Dean I like that idea Dean says 10,000 patreon members and we rob a bank oh my God 30 people show up all right how about this yeah we all get caught cuz I can't land a kickflip outside all right we're going to do that and patrons are already invited so what we're going to do is we're going to rob a food bank oh my 10,000 patrons we rob a food bank but yeah man that was kind of a bummer his dad bailed uh in 2004 and uh they were living out of their car for a while oh boy they [ __ ] all around the country in the car uh they would often get caught shoplifting uh this was kind of a bummer and uh it really annoyed me that they ended up Prosecuting them for this so diving not far off are you familiar with a restaurant called Soup Plantation no but boy do I love a good portmanto restaurant name bro you would love this so it's a uh it's a soup and salad buffet it's a subplot of the show party down where the main character wants to open up a super crackers there you go dude they made fake gift certificates for this place he his mom and his brother they used them there the manager sniffed them out and he ended up calling the cops on them now how you can get angry or call the cops on somebody that just wants [ __ ] soup is insane to me yeah seriously like get your [ __ ] [ __ ] together man make him go to a different location at least you know yeah at the yeah I'm loving this guy already he's hard not to like man everything about this guy it's like a more Blue Collar Frank abig nail like you were saying yeah yeah furry collar more than anything but he's a good boy but there is a collar involved in 2004 14 he's arrested in Utah for stealing from a Walmart uh one of his things was he would apparently go to Walmart's uh switch switch uh price tags on things try to return things that he didn't actually buy they can arrest you for that um Jakey you got a couple Walmarts you can't go back to um I'm sure they were not nice to him in Utah for that right they probably prosecute probably not yeah yeah um and that was just an instance of them living around the country well by that time like he was on his own although he always he kept a Clos relationship with his mother and his brother and in uh 2016 he was arrested again uh he lied about his age I like that uh he lied about being 28 years old in 2016 so he 22 Yeah the reason for it yeah that's just lying for the sake of lying which I can always appreciate he also lied about graduating from Kansas State University he just liked it because his mom used to take him to Kansas State games when he was a kid this was very sweet too I found out a season ticket holder at Arrowhead Stadium said that he sold Xavier's mom tickets to a Chiefs game when he was a child and everybody took note that Xavier was standing over his mother to guard her from the sun because it was a very hot day how sweet is that Jak that's a nice that's really was he dressed up as a a cat as a child as well he was not he was normally dressed and they have wolf masx on Amazon when did he [Laughter] you can actually see it during a game there there he's on the fan of the game and then they show him like ripping through his dungies in his denim there were wolf masks on Amazon however I like the cat one better and that's why I'm wearing a cat mask I like that hat a lot I do too thank you for noticing my hat now when I when before I cut the face out uh I felt like I was going to suffocate I had to like it is not a safe mask oh you were going to do the whole thing with the face on I was the eyes are pretty scary so I wish I kept them because the eyes were prettyy spooky but I had to cut it out to be able to breathe you gotta do what you got to do I know it that would have been a very cool way to die though that's how I would have wanted to have gone suffocating in a cat mask for the sake of old thinkers why didn't you just keep the eyes and just cut out the mouth I need to see Jake okay he needs to see and breathe yeah but not here that's all I that's all I need in this life of sin is uh my girlfriend to see and to breathe but Jake uh he's he's arrested uh a number of times is everybody able to see this okay he's working on it okay so Jeff's working on getting uh the video of me punking these guys it already looks awesome even if it doesn't go live during this we'll put it on patreon yes no doubt so over the years leading up to 20120 he's busted a few times for for petty theft and just dumb [ __ ] the guy's like the guy's just trying to get around however he does make every Chief's game from 2016 on that's crazy yeah how was he getting around the country then there's a lot of M uh mystery around this guy uh before 2022 a lot is not known now he would tweet often and he would say that he managed a number of warehouses he said with hard work anything's possible and that's the truth well yeah depends on what kind of work you do yeah yeah but he really proved that and this was very funny in September of 2022 he ended up suing Robert Craft because he fell on some ice outside Gillette Stadium did he win I don't know I don't know if it was ever brought to court but in one of the pictures I wish I [ __ ] had it I don't um I did see it though but uh after he fall he he fell in the ice and after he fell he's in full wolf costume posing with another fan with a knee brace on he probably had that already [ __ ] it's probably too late for me to slip on ice this year M damn it it's time and this was kind of cool uh Patrick Mahomes has uh the Mahomes Foundation which which benefits uh goofy looking kids or something I don't know but they have a Gala every year and uh Xavier babador he went and uh in 2022 he had a little bit of scratch to go there so he's up to something at this point he had a little scratch to go to the Mahomes Foundation gala he ends up either winning or bidding for in winning a painting an autographic painting of Patrick Mahomes and this is a Gala it costs 12250 to attend 1,250 bucks it does I was thinking at least a g yep wow and the painting is valued at $10,000 and he actually paid for it yeah yeah well he won it I don't know if it was in a raffle or a a bidding war with somebody he left with the [ __ ] thing yeah he did yeah yeah and where people really started to worry about him is December 16th 2022 the chiefs were scheduled to play the Texans they did play the Texans but Chiefs po does not make it to the game so people are like where the [ __ ] is this guy Jake yeah he's been in every game he's always around yeah now there's a little town called Bixby Oklahoma ever heard of it [ __ ] he's talking to you I'm sorry you didn't deserve that Jake no I haven't Mike so it's it's a little more than halfway between Kansas City and Houston Texas okay he stops in uh to a bank there and he robs the bank he's arrested six minutes after the bank robbery eight minutes I should say finally got his ass they did get his ass yeah I didn't know this uh one of the charges against him was wearing a mask during a felony you knew about that yeah that's a charge in in and of itself can be depends on what state I suppose um hopefully not in the state of Iowa because there are a lot of slipnot fans there I did not know that yeah it was the Tulsa Teachers Credit Union okay that he robbed and uh yeah he gets busted pretty early on now his bail initially is $200,000 for some reason uh the beginning of February his bail gets reduced to $80,000 his mom contacts a bail bondsman and he's able to get him out yeah only eight grand to get him out right yeah yeah and it's at this time they only think he robbed that bank okay all right and uh they soon find out that he's been responsible for numerous bank robberies just by looking at surveillance and he fits the he's the same shaped guy every time and a popular question is he's not dressed in the wolf costume wolf he's dressed like a man who's just trying to conceal his identity yeah I think it would be good to Rob bangs dress as the wolf than they would think it was him but I mean you're talking to a man in a cat costume right now you don't think there's other animals out there I haven't forgotten that and for the record I think this get up would have looked a lot better if I had black cat paint on my face but these two voted against it we act that's actually true yes we had to convince him we had to hold him back from going to his his proprietary blackface room that he has upstairs actually why don't we let the chat decide if I can get a thousand Meow in the chat oh my God I'll go get the paint and wear it for the rest of the episode we get taken down for what being a cat what are they going to do have me fix Jake is that what you want if we get taken down I think we only have eight more lives left on YouTube all right I see at least a dozen meows right now if we I did not know that many people were watching don't do this up there's four Meow in one comment there's a wolf guys wow guys oh my God guys mik this is how it ends buddy don't do this I'm I'm getting emotional right now I've never seen this many meows in the chat guys Jesus Christ man that is a lot wow that's a lot of it's cat face oh you're making Mike purr it's cat face if you can hold it down I can be back here in 3 minutes oh Jesus Christ no we can't hold it down we can't do it without you all right I'm talk about Entourage or anything like that the house keep coming man they are they're going to break the chat function on YouTube we got to be at at least 100 right now oh my God yeah we're well over a 100 thank God there hasn't been any Super Chat meows cuz then we would have had to [Laughter] Jesus this is crazy this is this is overwhelming I'm about to start crying this is a lot of it's a cat costume how can you say no to that I know how no yeah that's how we're doing this for you buddy somebody said they're cat me out as well this this has nothing to do with any kind of social fuxa I know it doesn't I know I know in my heart that you do not think it does but it's not going to be read that [Music] way oh no the [Laughter] super oh my God no Jesus Christ stop it he's he's purring on us ah stop no I'm gonna throw up he's licking me he's cleaning John he is cleaning John oh my god wow I'm back Jesus now as a friend I I'm just going to ask one more time John why are you aroused yep why aren't you would you be okay if I put cat face on let's just keep it moving I tried so he's arrested he's in jail I've I swear he he gave us everything he had right there I tried how excited would you be to go put on makeup right now Jake you would see a smoke Trail following behind me oh my God as I went up to the aforementioned blackface room so you have a blackface a cat face room what did I just say oh man I want to let him do it but I also don't we're in the same boat stay strong is that what you said yeah all right so Xavier Michael Babar he released on $80,000 bail Jake and this was very funny he was locked up during the yeah yeah give him the helmet I will gladly wear this helmet for the rest of my [ __ ] life if you don't go up to the cat face [Music] [Laughter] room uh this really cracked me up when I found out that while he was locked up he was watching uh the AFC Championship game in jail and he was Raising such a fuss that he was getting yelled at to keep it down was he howling yes dude he he was screaming he was howling oh my God and uh when this news came out he said you could put the wolf in a cage but he's still going to howl for his team dude he's loyal man he is every every team should have a fan like this and dude he also I didn't mention this every Sunday he would go to church with his mother and his brother another interesting fact about him is that when he he would go to games he would walk miles to the stadium in his wolf suit because he refused to pay the $65 to park Jesus Christ wow what a weird set of uh ethics E I had and also $65 is a lot for parking it is but you can get somewhere near there and walk from there I don't know man how many miles he says five miles I don't know how truthful that is but then again I've never been to Kansas City so I don't know the configuration of their you think he mild bragging Mile Line he could be mild bragging Jake did you ever mild brag I'm mild bragging every day of my life I've mild bragged before I uh at one of my low points uh this was coming back from Chicago when I went in 2008 I came back with no money in my pocket this was before Uber couldn't afford a taxi I didn't have a cell phone I had to walk from the airport to my home in Glenn Olden at the time how many miles do you think that is from 95 to Glenn oh man from the actual airport like five miles maybe yeah at least five or six yeah but a good portion of that is you had to walk on I95 I started walking on 5 and I got off on the wrong don't go on island F I had to well no well that makes more sense but before walking on 95 he [ __ ] crossing 95 as I was walking home on toward 95 I got off on the wrong exit walking so I had to go back around and I eventually ended up on 95 carrying my my old uh Marine duffel bag oh my God I can't believe you didn't get arrested or killed I would have killed to have been arrested because my were on [ __ ] fire Jesus dude yeah man it's um really makes me grateful for every time I could sit in the back of a cab and hear an immigrant screaming at his wife halfway across the globe now really makes you think Jake doesn't it it sure does Mike are you purring does this fit on top it looks like they're uh oh they're asking for me yeah I will because you walked on the [Laughter] interstate oh my God may may I say it's perfect thank you so Jake while he's out on bail he's staying at the Spring Hill Suites in Tulsa Oklahoma now while he's there actually before he was there it turns out before he got busted he placed a couple bets at a local casino right he placed a bet that the Chiefs win the Super Bowl so 5gs that the Chiefs win the Super Bowl ended up paying out $55,000 and he bet 5gs that Mahomes would win the MVP for the regular season that would pay out 45,000 so if he hit on both of those he'd get a check for $100,000 John you're getting the helmet right now okay that's a lot of Johns I got one I don't know what I did I didn't see anything they're fired up man they got a Mike you play the game dude they want to see cat face man this is this is my kind of crowd I personally say go for it but it's not my face on on the how how does this turn 12 income that could be affected if this thing get [ __ ] canceled yeah what was I just oh so he stood to win $100,000 if both of those bets hit yeah and they did didn't they both did so the Chiefs ended up uh all right so the Chiefs uh beat the Eagles what what was the [ __ ] day February 12th the Chiefs beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl but is he does he have to keep it sneaky because he doesn't want them to know that he could have made the bet with stolen money he doesn't but that's an interesting point you bring up because there was um ESPN made a really cool documentary about this and in it one of the guys who started a friendship with him through Twitter because he would communicate with everybody yeah this guy was like so chill um a little birdie told this gentleman that Chiefs a holik had just placed an 80 grand bet on a Chiefs game and was like yo your boy just placed a massive bet on the Chiefs to to beat the bills this Sunday so the guy who he was communicating with on Twitter uh Jeff's getting the helmet now you want to play the game so his Twitter buddy had said like yo is it true you just placed an adg bet on the Chiefs to beat the bills this Sunday he's like yo keep that under WPS because I like to hustle in private damn yeah so cool it is I'm going to start hustling in private I know I'm going to start doing my cat face in private watch a lot of Hustler in private but that's just an indication that he's got a lot of disposable income now so it turns out that but still won't pay 65 bucks to park in front of the stadium listen old habits die hard baby it said hires a stretch uh Hummer to drop him off at the front gate so it turns out Jake what he was doing so he starts robbing banks on March 2nd 2022 and until he's finally arrested in December 16th of 2022 so during that 9month time span he's robbed anywhere between seven and nine Banks or attempted to Rob one of the banks he hit twice they actually changed like the name of the bank and he went back and he robbed the same place wow so he's got all this [ __ ] cash to play with now there are times where uh they put a [ __ ] die pack in the bag so he doesn't get to keep any of the [ __ ] money oh really his biggest score was over $300,000 it was all clean no die pack and he would go to Banks and he would ask for large bills sometimes they would only have smaller bills and either he would take what they had or he'd just say [ __ ] this this isn't worth it and take off but through all the bank robberies that he successfully completed he ended up making out with over $800,000 oh man yeah man this is in like the course of a year he was made truly was he was making more than some of like the the lower tier players on the Chiefs that's wild yeah uh Evan Evan says I think it's racist that Mike thinks all cats are black dude I would even be willing to do gray face so just think about it if if gray face is all right with you you also have gray makeup brother he is probably white and black John you have no idea what I have in my bedroom and I'd like to keep it that way but yeah he's swimming in all this [ __ ] cash dude so oh one of the things he tries to um thank you guys for the super chats unnecessary but much appreciated you guys are [ __ ] awesome Harrison a as part of his um as part of his uh bail uh conditions he's placed on uh he's got an ankle monitoring device and he's got to stay in Tulsa he petitions the court to allow him to go to that Super Bowl that I just mentioned where the Eagles Eagles lost to the Chiefs Unfortunately they deny that [ __ ] holding call it truly is man yeah great game up till yeah so about a month and a half after that Super Bowl all right he gets that check for 100 grand from the casino where he played those two bets MH he's like [ __ ] this [ __ ] he cuts his ankle monitor off and he's hitting the road pay the fines he got his ankle monitoring device off and he's out and about again man uh in April the draft is in Kansas City and there's a lot of rumors that he's going to be there for that like as a as the ultimate cheese fan you cannot miss the draft being in your city there's a lot of rumors that he's there but ultimately he does not end up tending that's that's sad it kind of is man cuz we have that guy who shows up at all the games with the Mohawk yeah and the face paint you know I feel like every city has a a person yeah and for chief what's it w Chief saholic so Chie Chief saholic not to be there I mean gonna you were goingon to call him Chief wazu weren't you I was not gonna call him that which is a nice madeup name that I like thank you that is kind of nice thank you why don't you blow it up your old old Chief Wazoo it does sound like something a m would refer to this guy Wu wazu but Jake between March 24th of 2023 and July of 2023 he robs two more Banks he's on fire right now it's kind of nuts because he just got a check for 100 grand but if he got it he would get caught if he tried to cash it I guess he couldn't have gotten cash for that at a casino what you think would they take an actual check or also why didn't he his winnings in uh oh I guess he didn't go to the casino he got mailed cuz the bets were placed in Illinois and he's in Tulsa Oklahoma okay okay yeah kind of kind of sad it's insane to to get that kind of money win that kind of money from a bet and not be able to cash it in right away yeah I know that iing I always go to what do they call the person who uh the BET person that takes the bets or gives the money out both yeah not a bookie but the lady uh the teller yeah yeah I'm usually at the teller before the game's even [ __ ] done being processed D you know what it's probably a safety issue because if if you they just handed you the winnings then and there you probably have a swarm of people watching you following you murdering you well I saw a guy I think it was like 10 G's he won when I was in Vegas in October you just left with the cash yeah yeah he was like talking to the people behind him and I was one of the guys behind him he was like talking about just different games that were going on at the time and they were just stacking up thousand [ __ ] packs wow so I don't know if it's a safety issue man could be I think you probably have the option yeah yeah so Jake he's on the Run he commits two more bank robberies and finally July 7th 2023 he's arrested in Lincoln California which a suburb of Sacramento who got him was it like the [ __ ] Paw Patrol was it really yeah it was that's appropriate for Chase was on the case Rubble was backing him up they they nearly shot him you know half the PAW Patrol I do look at that wow is that really half of them yeah yeah Chase and the other one he said rull I think Rocky's one of them Rocky yeah look at that three three out of four yeah they'll be there on the finish it up pervert that's what you get for not letting me do cat face was it the FBI who got him I don't know it would be great if he came out one of those things they catch animals with to the car but yeah they got him and at the time he was suspected in seven robberies and he admitted to the extra four or they eventually that's a that's actually a good question um I don't know why I always say that's actually a good question because I think the assumption is that you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] I know exactly why and you said it precisely I apologize you did not deserve that they agree as well that I am a [ __ ] idiot thanks everyone um so he suspected in seven and uh they eventually find out the FBI finds out that he's been laundering money by going to casinos in Missouri can um Missouri Kansas and Illinois so as soon as he gets all this money he'll just go he'll place a ton of bets he'll [ __ ] cash out there's sometimes where he even wins yeah I think there was um there was one instance where he he ended up gambling with like 300 Grand then he left with 380 wow so pretty sick ex existence and if anybody watched the video that was posted this week on the patreon you know how much we love our love to throw those chips around baby yeah I'd be gambling out there oh [ __ ] I got the helmet now they just must have saw the glazed look in my eye a minute ago but I mentioned he committed two robberies while on the Run he committed his robberies in Nevada and California while on the run and he never hurt anybody during a robbery depends upon what your definition of hurt is no he would uh he would point a gun at people it was not a real gun and he would say if they don't comply he's going to put a bullet in their head so if you def find that it's hurt I don't physically hurt I don't either Mike was it a regular bullet or a silver bullet Jake that's a great joke thank you Mike and I like it it this break you're trying to buckle your microphone Jake yeah look Jake what are you doing he finally broke it the helmet finally quit on them dude the uh so he eventually he comes to a agreement where he pleads guilty to 11 bank robberies how however there's only three charges that he's that he's actually pleading guilty to yeah I still don't understand this but he was he had one Char one charge of bank robbery one charge one count of money laundering and one count of uh transporting stolen property and part of the ple agreement was that he admitted also admitted to the robberies while on the Run they were pretty nice to this guy it seems it does seem that so I wonder if somebody influential ended up advocating on his behalf because it seems like they have him dead to rights I don't know man I like that conspiracy theory I do too did you come up with that on your own I did oh I think maybe somebody with a last name like momes or or Kelsey no dude I think gell it's a bad look on the that's the NFL commissioner but we talking about advocating on his behalf yeah I'm saying like I I know that they have ties in the legal system so I'm sure they pulled any string they could to kind of like make this go away you know what I mean I mean he's still going to get jail time but like to reduce it as much as they could and all that kind of stuff and plus I think the court probably took into account that the first step uh in being a Chief's a holic is admitting that you're a Chiefs a holic and there is evidence that he entered a 12 paaw program yes thumbs up all around indeed oh my God so just a couple weeks ago uh he made this plea agreement and Jake uh on July 10th of this year he's due to be sentenced he is facing up to 50 years oh my God he ain't going to do half of that I hope not man and he's he probably told his lawyer to go and cut it in half dude when his lawyer came out to speak when when he at his uh plea agreement he came out and he said something like uh um the state had uh Mr badar um under pressure he evaded the pressure and escaped the pocket and uh something say it I wish I had it uh in my pocket right now but uh yeah he's facing 50 years in prison and right now he's in Fort Levenworth Kansas which is no [ __ ] joke baby damn it s your ass to Levenworth for that yeah so we are going to have to we are going to have to write him are his mug shots in the wolf costume or is he in normal get up I told you the clip thing's broken what the [ __ ] Jake yeah I was already broken I don't all right was already broken I'll fix it yeah so we're going to write to him and we're pulling for you brother um we don't hold any ill will against uh most people that we speak about on this program and you're at the top of the list baby and remember it's cat face that Mike wanted to do it is that Mike still wants to do he's so sad listen I I re I I understand what John's concerned about and uh sometimes I have to consider other people's positions and feelings and that's what I'm doing right now I appreciate that I wish your nose was as close so I could Boop it I'm just glad I'm close enough to hear the milkshake in Jake's belly right now that thing be talking up a storm he needs his own microphone in there can't get him a mic miked up all right we have now officially reached the [ __ ] quad hour and it seems like a perfect time to mention that I'll be in Indianapolis Indiana this weekend at Helium Comedy club's small room 22nd and 23rd of March please if you know anybody there tell them to come even if they're an old [ __ ] I'll make them laugh I'll send my old Airbnb host who raided me down a star because I didn't spend enough time with her what bro okay yeah she needs to come to the show yeah no doubt she was M she said I wish I would have spent more time with him and so she raided me down a star because can't be allowed yeah yeah you have to appeal that bro yeah I I was going between bro I know what you're going for and Bub you have to appeal that Bub you have to do it for your own sake all right well that's the most bizarre a Airbnb review I I'll send her a flyer for this show please you guys are being accused of having feline AIDS for not allowing me to do cat face yeah that's fine I [ __ ] cats okay I'll admit to that I'm also being I'm also being uh blamed for the helmet so sorry guys that's all right we'll fix it yeah as soon as you touched it yeah [ __ ] thing breaks actually you know what I should be wearing a cone right now being that I'm a cat I should be wearing a cone on my proper cat face I'm sure you've got one in your [Laughter] bedroom freaking real man I know you're upset about this but I'm not worried you're going to land on your feet and just a reminder after this episode we will be going over to patreon to speak about our recent experiences at one Sky Zone yeah we uh we had a blast Friday at Sky Zone um all patrons were invited to join us to see Jake reenter the phone pit afterwards we had uh a wonderful pizza party which also turned into a hogi party mhm because [ __ ] Dean show up with goddamn hogies like a like a damn King Earl Subs those things were banging Dean you're the [ __ ] man dude thank you so much for that thanks for you and your lady yeah man thank you to everybody that came out to the Pham pip party I need my hat and we're going to be planning more [ __ ] where everybody gets to hang out together man we're going to do something fun we're going to try to do that a couple times a year so that we can chill with everybody have fun it'll be related to something that have has to do with the show I would like to and tell me if you guys are up for this at some point revisit spawn Ranch and invite people to come chill with us and we'll have a picnic there yeah great we should do a little live episode oh my God a recap what would we have to eat Mike well uh I would bring cat food for [Laughter] myself you're GNA have to get a new passport photo you can bring whatever the [ __ ] you want but but I'll be munching on some [ __ ] Meow Mix myself um oh yeah also oh no I'll wait for the AMA because this is an aspect of the Pham pit party that I want to talk about yeah Pham pit say but the [ __ ] pay [Laughter] wall oh man but I really had a blast and uh it's just the fun ton of fun to do [ __ ] like that I saw some conspiracy theories in the chat early on hit me with it that uh I did not make it out of the foam pit and I am actually my twin Jacob PR Jacob PR yeah so I don't know we might have to do a DNA test but I don't think that would actually that would be inconclusive just let me know where to stick my finger pal Jake on a scale of 1 to 10 how bad did you want to see me do cat face probably six I know I wanted more but also I knew it's probably not good for you to do it probably on a public stream yeah hey there's always patreon that I won't let you do it on I don't know what the [ __ ] happened to that helmet it seems I don't physically you brought to the party I saw mik trainer wearing it is he in the chat he is in the chat did he make the helmet unusable somehow the way it became detached does not make any sense broken I like L tip's idea camping trip in the pine Barons that would be fun oo everybody's going to be sleeping ass up that night I got to ask you this um what do you like to do when you go to Indianapolis when I go to Indianapolis what I like to do is go to a preseason game with Brad Williams and get on the field before the game and then have an old grounds keeper sneakily ask me is that we man and me say [ __ ] right it is and I'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass brother a uh all jokes aside Brad Williams is one of the nicest [ __ ] guys in the world yeah I love that guy yeah he's the man was it you who told me the blizzard story yeah yeah um I forget what year was that maybe 2014 is there was a blizzard in Philly and helium they had their shows that night Brad Williams was headlining and I was taking a friend who was going through a divorce found out he was being cheated on uh ultimately got fired for some improper stuff yes before that stop saying so much Jesus Christ he's a Libra before you say his [ __ ] name and social I thought he should get out for a night on the town so I took him to helium that night and Brad Williams was headlining and we got snowed in and my friend ended up vomiting all throughout the vestibule but I was snowed in the Philly for that weekend I had to stay at our dear friend chip chantry's apartment and uh Brad Williams could not have been kinder to to me and every other comic that was hanging out that night oh nice you hung out and uh stayed in the club for a while after the show he he offered everybody stage time but I didn't end up going up I think I just ended up getting drunk all weekend that's what I like to do yeah so I'm happy to see his success very nice guy yeah I'm hoping to hit maybe a uh maybe a little bit of some March Madness action while I'm there oh I don't know how much is it first round that's happening when I'm there well they technically call it the second [ __ ] round cuz the first round is like the play in [ __ ] okay so it won't be like the most expensive ticket to buy I could probably get in there for hopefully less than a hundred bucks maybe what what day are you going to be free I would try to go Sunday Sunday is technically I the second round they call it the first four is like tonight and tomorrow night yeah Thursday and Friday are the first round and then second round I guess it's the round to like 32 it becomes 32 by Sunday yeah right 64 to 32 oh boys got how did he do it oh boys how did you do it you'll have to run me through this F fixed it there's no way it's fully fixed I'm fix no it's not fully fixed it works just enough Shane obman asked uh where did I get the coffee table uh this is the nicest thing I own this coffee table was made by John mck's dad who was a an expert Craftsman and uh if you go on his Instagram it's where Works which is w w RX he makes stuff all the time and then he just puts it on there to sell and uh it's the most beautiful stuff that he makes and he just he'll more more than fair prices for everything but yeah M mver who's good at [ __ ] everything he does yeah um his dad is he must get it for him because his dad [ __ ] just makes stuff stuff like it's no big deal gorgeous table dude got some Live Edge action over there got some hair pin legs got some nice little bow ties in that crack over there what do they call love the green epoxy that's what I was just going to ask uh yeah I i' had never seen epoxy that color really adds so it keeps it kind of natural Forest like that's the first thing I say when I go into woodmaker shop I say uh bust it open let me see that epoxy bust it open bust it open keep it natural show me to add epoxy there you go that sounds like a Kia song is that a you mean like a car commercial or is that a lady no the my neck my back lick my [ __ ] and my crack was my wedding song does he kiss the wood when he finishes it yeah McAn Dancy he does you always got to kiss your table when it's ready I know I've always even at a restaurant even out of [ __ ] Chili's I'm kissing that table when I go to Outback I kiss my we haven't wiped the table yet Delo party of one for four table for four for one your table's ready to be kissed like have you ever put your mouth on a on a restaurant table or or bar what I have put my mouth on recently that I was concerned about was do you remember when we spent the day in San Francisco yeah so when we went to San Francisco at the end of our last stinkers trip we went to I don't even know what to call it's just a very cool spooky old arcade on the pier old timey arcade yeah and there was a little mechanic I think okay and there was a uh okay yeah a mechanical fortune teller encased in glass like the one from Big MH and uh when I got my fortune I liked it so much uh that I kissed the glass and as soon as I kissed the glass I was really worried about something appearing on my lip in a few days yeah I bet you that guy that's rolling around on roller skates with a a hip holster of quarters washes everything every single day yes I agree man that's why I felt better about it uh that's it uh Muse mechanic yeah a place that I have walked by probably a dozen times and I never know existed [ __ ] cool man it's in that weird restaurant area there's like four little outdoor um like counter service places yeah that are all seafood and clam four different places to get a clam chowder in a bread bowl yep and they just kind of look like a it's kind of like a rundown looking area compared to everything else yeah you get to it and you oh this is the end of it yeah yeah a chasmine evance says more like puss mechanic I love it uh no I didn't call the glass afterwards which is uh I I do fall in love quick as anybody that knows me like you guys you'll probably say there's one thing you say about me it's like man Mike falls in love so quick with ladies that aren't his wife yes uh I I am always saying that yeah and Dustin Preston says confirm Mike's a window licker confirmed dude um we're going to s Francisco again in the fall and I can't [ __ ] wait would you guys consider doing like something fun out there with patrons yeah absolutely dude yeah we'll do a 13 Mile Loop hike over from mirwoods to Stinson beats how does that sound I would love it okay we won't cruising yeah yeah bring plenty of bandanas and assorted colors I also learned I was talking bandan spreadsheets last night and I learned that um in like Florida at these retire homes they have the same kind of concept but they use lofas like shower lofas and all the colors mean like whatever STD they already have or some [ __ ] really something like that they'd be freaky down there old people be freaking that's one thing that we found out recently um all guys will walk around with certain bandanas and the color signifies what you're into the pocket that you have it in signifies something that you're into so if you guys want to do a bandana meet up while we're in San Francisco I would actually love that mhm do we will we use the existing codes or do we create our own codes uh everybody's bandana means Romeo Circle yes any pocket wait so what what does that make uh Bruce Springsteen on the Bor Run album a patriot brother Renegade him and Obama red handkerchief out of the one of the butt cheeks right that has yeah you got it oh yeah yeah technically I guess cruising yeah yeah what do we narrow him down to he's going to find out for us he was born in The Bu us [Laughter] SE yeah all right pulling it up now we're finding out red in the right P Pocket it's fat friendly Jake San Francisco is fat friendly yeah I know I'm welcomed with very open arms red in the right pocket is a fist [ __ ] whoa and what is it in the left he does fist [ __ ] whoa the song Street of fist Adelphia oh my God it all makes sense now I was bruising better and I couldn't tell what I felt oh my God I was unrecognizable to myself Bruce what the [ __ ] man there you go Brandon said we should get sticker bandanas you should be a Romeo Circle the ancient Romeo Circle that's on all that Pottery oh my God Romeo circle is something that came to me obviously from ancient forces that I have with yeah qu said the E Street hand John uh was there any kind of circumstances uh when you had this kind of um Apparition were were you a few ipas in uh were you in a meditative State what yeah all of it all right I'll go back to talking to everybody else man uh Poop Dollar Bruce fter Stein love it oo uh L tibs I like that I forgot about your raao what's that when you [ __ ] a severed head Jesus Christ oh how could you forget about something like that I know oh you know what I forgot about ear wait that's my confirmation name no wonder that priest was trying to get me in the alter boy changing room alone did y y'all ever break down the wear Mandana itch just a banana with a little D in it bro that was genius thank you all right y'all y'all we're about to head over to the little Stingers patreon it's patreon.com stinkers uh we're going to do a live AMA over there for an hour or so we're g to keep the party going all [ __ ] night I don't even give a [ __ ] for sure and don't forget to come see us live yeah and also check us out uh oh Baby Jake let me bring up all our show dates we will be in Boston on April 5th we will be in Hartford Connecticut on April 6th we will be in Pottstown New Jersey on April 27th we've already sold out one show in Chicago on May 25th but we added a second show on May 26th and those tickets are already halfway sold as well so if you're thinking about coming to that that is Memorial Day weekend maybe we'll have a little picnic by the lake while we're there or something maybe one of us will get caught masturbating in public we're going to make Jake do that then we also have uh Morris Plains New Jersey on is it May the 4th May the 4th um wasn't going to do it but yeah this uh the link for all the tickets will be in the put in the show description so check that out when you can and yeah come see us [ __ ] April 4th Boston April I'm sorry April 5th Boston April 6th Harford Connecticut and um yeah come see us in Chicago too May 26 that's going to be where it's at baby yeah and thank you guys thank you for those of you that bought tickets to see us in Chicago that's our first sellout um it really excited me to see that yeah that was [ __ ] awesome sold out in like less than three days so yeah two days baby very cool mhm insane and now the second one's already pretty well sold too s out both yeah that's crazy yeah it's [ __ ] awesome Chicago is our place yeah I love it there man that's honestly one of my favorite cities I can't wait to go back it's been 14 years since I've been there yeah [ __ ] I was 2008 so not far you were there less than two years ago though I was first time long time for me man I am excited ja for you I don't know if you're coming over to the patreon but I'll get high for you here for you you know for you yeah we'll see you over there but yeah join us on the patreon if you're not a patreon yet go to patreon.com little Snickers that's L STI and K RS it's four bucks a month or just 40 bucks for the year uh we're doing a live stream just about every week now yeah uh extra episodes um mini sneaker episodes all of our travel videos we're putting out weekly at this point yes uh sneaker news which is a monthly stream we do recapping the most [ __ ] up funniest stories in True Crime next Wednesday night we're doing a live book club stream where we're discussing Charles Manson's favorite book How to Win Friends and Influence People and I am going to try to manipulate these two with what I've learned in the book and we're adding new [ __ ] all the time um we'll make it worth your while if you join us over there that's patreon.com sinkers and guys thank you for all for joining us on here tonight and in a few minutes we're going to head over there and uh we'll see you over on the patreon and we're going to be discussing Jake's experience in the ball pit can't wait all right love you guys and I am still not over not being allowed to wear cat face someday and my stomach going be getting its own [Laughter] mic see