election season is now in full swing and voters are listening carefully to the ideas and policies of their candidates and taking the full measure of their vision and intentions for the future of this country if they're Republican voters if they're Democrat voters of course they have no idea what their candidates believe and they've simply been hypnotized into stupidity by media flunkies with all the Integrity of Jack in thebox gestur who bob up and down on their Springs with grinning faces chattering mesmeric platitudes until they've turned the Democrat Party into a shambling mob of idiots shuffling toward November with slack mouths and empty eyes as if they were zombies zombies were Lemmings if Lemmings actually walked blindly off cliffs like zombies who were Lemmings acting like zombies or like Democrats so today as an exclusive service of the daily wire we're going to fill in the blanks left by the many many incisive and probing interviews Camala Harris and Tim Walls will never do because just look at them that couldn't end well so what does Cala Harris actually believe well on the environment she believes we should absolutely ban fracking as long as we don't ban fracking but only ban fracking which she won't do but will she proudly stands on a record of supporting the green New Deal through a bill deceptively named the inflation reduction act so she doesn't have to proudly stand on her record of supporting the green New Deal which sucks Cala is also proud of her role as borders are which she never was although before she never was was when she was she did many good things which decreased illegal immigration by declaring no immigrant is illegal so now there is no illegal immigration problem solved she also called Donald Trump's border wall quote an unamerican stupid waste of money on a medeval vanity project and she promises she'll build it too to end illegal immigration which she ended when she was never borders are but totally was on the economy Cala says she knows Americans are suffering from raging inflation she says that inflation was caused by Donald Trump's Reckless actions like not being president so Americans should vote for a change by sending Kamala to the White House where she already is all right what about foreign policy well when it comes to Israel Cala completely supports Israel's right to exist as long as they don't do it in any recognizable material form that would be imperialism or settler colonialism or are just too many Jews in one place called Israel and Kamala believes those Jews have the right to defend themselves as long as that doesn't stop people from killing them because after all the killers are people too with hopes and dreams like the destruction of Israel now as for vice presidential candidate Tim Walls his positions are a little clearer for instance he says he wants to protect the constitutional right to bear arms by Banning the weapons of war he carried in war which is none so problem solved but Americans can trust walles because he's just a downhome regular plaid shirt wearing Midwestern football coach who wants to cut the off children just like any totally normal All-American midwesterner Ed gin say are any of those other midwesterners who look totally normal until one day you open the newspaper and you're like holy crap so many mutilated and he looked completely normal how could we ever have known but the important thing is wall supports abortion I mean the guy just has a thing for butchering children that has no sense lingering on it it's it's just too disturbing let's move on so there you have it Democrat voters if you've gone to cala Harris's website and you've noticed there's not a single policy proposal there and you've said to yourself hey wait how come my mouth is hanging open and I'm Shuffling mindlessly toward November as if I'm some kind of zombie leming about to vote for a candidate who believes in absolutely nothing now you know that Camala Harris does in fact believe in what she says which is absolutely nothing for more clayy spectacular arsimus like And subscribe and do not forget to subscribe to the Andrew claven show wherever you get your podcast