hi I'm Sam Tucker from PlayStation and today we're so excited to show you the all new PlayStation 5 Pro for only $700 as you can see the pro stands for price but what are you getting for that extra Doge or more to the point what aren't you getting well for one you will not be getting a disc drive you know those things that came in the PS3 and every console before it but now in 2024 it seems almost impossible to include it without charging you extra and asking you to assemble it yourself like it's some sort of high definition Ikea the pro also doesn't come with the Pro Controller or even a godamn stand to put it on its Edge and I'm sure that puts you on edge but don't worry because it's what's on the inside that counts as the PS5 boasts a larger graphics card so that our players no longer have to choose between fidelity and infidelity because they're all versions and so they can stay at home and enjoy the PlayStation Pro in its full performance mode we've also upgraded the ray tracing so that the pro can trace Rays up to three times as fast as the base model and of course no new tech product would be complete without jamming some AI in there and our AI will power the PlayStation spectral super resolution or pssr think of it like the USSR but in higher definition as the AI upscales your image pixel by pixel through a process known as enhance enhance enhance here's a preview of the PS5 Pro versus the PS5 for the game The Last of Us Part Two the only question is when will they make the last edition of this fing game now all of these improvements help us to achieve up to 120 frames per second the only problem is that people who have 20 HZ screens probably have them plugged into their computers which may cost more than our PS Pro but you can also use it to do your taxes edit a video or do a bunch of other gaming that we won't let you now you may be thinking that releasing an overpriced console with no little extra accessories is a big mistake that could damage our brand but in reality our biggest mistake was leaving the comments on hey screw you guys the allnew PlayStation 5 Pro we may have screwed you over in the last 10 minutes but at least that's 10 times faster than when Apple does it subscribe to D well I don't know what everyone's angry about I mean if you think 120,000 yen is a lot just wait for the ps6 but that will be in dollars oh hi everyone thanks for watching And subscribe to the channel for more fun Tech parodies in the meantime I think we'll change our slogan from play has no limits to pay has no limits