MadTV - Opening-Carmen Electra

[Applause] man oh man I'm here on Matt TV because I have to introduce the host of tonight's show Carmen Electra wait a minute wait I'm sorry but um before I bring kmen out I have to use this time you see Maya Angelou said that that we we as human beings at best can only create opportunities and I'm going to use this opportunity the way that I want to use it what I want to say is what I want to say is this world is bull and that and that goes out to everyone in this world and everyone who's watching out there in in this world because like when those astronauts went to the moon they were the only ones who went there cuz they were the only ones that did no shut up I'm serious shut up this is BU like cuz like everyone in the world is like cuz that's what you all sound like no no no you don't sound like that you're all really cool I'm sorry it's just uh it sucks that I have to be in this world you know and I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for my parents cuz they were the only ones that could have had me and they were the only ones [Applause] that ladies and gentlemen Carmen Electra wait wait wait wait wait no wait wait this sucks this sucks cuz this is my time and I'm going to use my time cuz Maya Angelou said that this is my time shut up for a minute all right thank you all right you know this fact just came in I think you should read it it's from Maya Angelo dear flash in the pan if you mention my name one more time I'll kick your whiny little head in all right yeah now that's all all right everybody we got a great show for you tonight salt and Pepper's in the house all right show so STI around [Applause]