The Onion

I can't believe they're brainwashing kids like Chris to serve in the military ah yes the bottom 10% of our high school class is off to fight another battle you stole that from the onion what you stole that I I read that in the onion about the war in Iraq well if that's true then I'd say they've got some sharp cookies over at the uh what is it again the onion so if I go up to your room right now I'm not going to find a copy of the onion right no oh damn it that's what I thought