The (almost) complete collection of Ewan McGregor’s work in advertisements.

let me tell you a story about a boy and a girl who met on a snowy Christmas evening the girl in question was lovely if a bit clumsy Charming the boy would have said and just when he wanted to ask her name oh this is me well that was only the beginning of their story after they lost each other the boy and the girl did what boys and girls do nowadays people were Keen to help well most of them it seemed only a matter of time before they'd be reunited oh no the media even picked up on it but like all good love stories it was never going to be that simple and just when all seemed lost fate decided to step in ask for happily ever after well who knows one of the troubles with Aid is you never know when it's going to turn into a bad trip if you take ecstasy you don't know if you'll be the one who'll have an extreme reaction leading to fits kidney failure and even death if you take speed you could get more than you expected like mental illness your heart packing or a blood vessel busting in your hand this is the sound of a car crashing into a parked car at 30 mph here it is again in slow motion that's strange sound was the backseat passenger who wasn't wearing a seat belt hitting the seat in front that thud is the sound of the passenger's head hitting the driver that's the sound of the driver being crushed by the weight of the passenger the weird cracking was the passenger thigh Bor breaking as their knees hit the seat that's the sound of the passenger having killed the driver sitting back down again and that's the sound of a rear seat belt being fastened the alarm that always wakes you the face you always pull the towel you leave on the floor the sock you can never find the tie they make you wear the bill you forgot to pay the cereal you never finish the plant you never water the girlfriend you kiss goodbye the road you've lived on for years the car that never moves the shop that's always open the chair that's always there the mom's on the school run the door you see too late the lamp post you slam into the legs you'll never use again the day you went to work hey guys thanks for taking my call no problem what can we do for you I'm stuck in the Sahara and we need some funding so we can finish this film no okay what's your film about it's a film about poverty in Africa yeah you know what that sounds like a bit of a downer looking to fund only positive upbeat films this year but we could be saving people's lives yeah it's just the death poverty and starvation you know they don't do too well at the box office well forget the box office look the people are dying it it's just the death tends to bomb during research yeah could you lighten it up a bit lighten things up a bit how oh maybe we could get the African kids to to do a little rap yeah throw a few moves together I love rap videos word up okay look if you can get people to text their support to make poverty history then we can look into it could they rap while wearing our new orange beanie hat things 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make poverty history then I'll see what we can do great could they rap while wearing our new orange beanie hat things whatever look so long as people text make poverty history fantastic we'll uh we'll get the jumbo jet fired up make poverty history I love it we'll get people texting right away it sounds like a great cause say hello to my little friend first day yeah it'll get better film for is free now film for is free film for is free now why did I have to be the Tomato you didn't have to be the Tomato you have plenty of opportuni to be something else it could have been a banana it could have been a grape I saw a very good kumquat costume I mean am I a fruit am I a vegetable I don't know what I am but that's the mystery of you they hate me they love you how many people have come up and spoked you since we've been here quite a few yeah one person one person in a week has spoken to me and they didn't even stop to talk to me they just pinched me really hard oh nice and tasty they 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white citen ds5 sounds amazing but I need more details 200 brake horsepower four-wheel drive 88 G of CO2 and only 3.4 l per 100 km can't be true it's impossible citran ds5 hybrid and Diesel techology renja children have been forced to flee their homes in search of safety tragically some children are forced to make life-threatening Journeys and don't survive of those who make it to refugee camps many are exhausted and sick and in desperate need of food water and medicine please don't wait make a donation today oh Yoo over here look at me darling just look at me luxurious leather decadent detailing what more could a girl want she'll absolutely love me she'll absolutely love you darling I am the star of the show I can grind beans I can jush milk I can make him anything he's ever dreamed Americano capucino MTO and an excellent espresso Earth come in we are searching for life we need A Brave Young Cadet who's ready to explore the Galaxy 3 2 1 lift off look look how sparkly we are and shiny yeah she's going to love us uh yeah are you looking at me I think you are I think you're looking at my strong masculine physique and you're thinking yes you need a man with a bag like me oh caught your eye did I still looking for the perfect gift well luckily for you I've got it all gorgeous floral silky and smooth so what are you waiting for found it at Dam's cut cut sorry is this really what you want me to do I don't feel feel like I'm doing anything here that's the beauty of my idea you know the BT Infinity Hub five is doing everything for you so you can just chill yeah it's our most reliable wireless connection ever only BT hubs proactively Monitor and fix your wireless connection can you hear that no what listen that's the sound of reliability embrace it on set said I clean it later mom go again sorry it's one of my girlfriends the BT Infiniti Hub five with smart scan technology our most reliable wireless connection ever and got that was great motorcycle guy you in so we are ready for you guys don't you think this is all a bit much what do you mean did I miss the stunt did I miss the stunt can we do it again well BTV you've got the big sport right yes big entertainment mhm big movies yes all for tiny prices I wrote that line exactly so why don't you just say that I don't think you need any of this no offense no no but I mean it's just kind of my vision cuz I watched that show with you with the bikes guys perfect with the sign just 60c late there's your commercial you should just shoot that okay with you underneath it yes no BTV big entertainment for tiny prices for thank you I will well thank you thank you well thanks a lot thank you yeah real communication oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God my God my God oh my God real communication I love you I love you I love you I love you but I love you real communication be on the children of Syria continue to pay terrible price as the crisis enters its fourth year without urgent efforts to regain these children children's education they could become a Lost Generation that's why I've joined UNICEF and signed the no Lost Generation call to action please do the same now thank you hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey congratulations fellow human beings we made it we sprouted limbs we crawled out of the Slime I'm really proud of us we built pyramids invented the mocacino we created a network that became the internet and then Bo we're downloading medicine growing lettuce in space who hey what does this thing do we've got brain to brain communication self-driving trucks hey did you guys just print an ear fch we're protecting rhinos with drones this man bought a goat with his phone there's even an app to get clean water to people and all this is happening right now looks half full to me when everything's securely connected anything's possible I'm Amy Martin and I'm Holly's mom Holly can't digest food um at all so she gets all through a main aty in a tube H Holly is a pleasure she's a delight she keeps me going cuz she's so bright and intelligent and everything she just she's lovely and she's just great for me Robin house makes me feel at ease and it lets me just be a mom Christmas at Robin house last year um was amazing H had a ball and it benefited the two of us cuz it let me not be be able to do the procedures and know that she was taken care of and let us just open her pres not cook dinner be Lo of kids was amazing I Lov Christmas last year so please share a thought and share a snowflake for Chaz and donate whatever you can and give families across Scotland a Christmas to remember hello I'm here with Kristoff in Malawi in this community based child Center where these children who have been orphaned by AIDS are given a chance to play learn using supplies that have been given by UNICEF this is exactly what our new campaign is all about putting children first so to learn more about the new campaign unite for children unite against AIDS please go to our website www. unicef.org slads thanks a lot practic dead bir scream as the fight for life I can feel death cuz see it be eyes all these things into position all these things are wonderful currency speculators prey on weak economies for them to make a profit the poorest regions of the world must become even poorer but the damage they do could be prevented a simple tax of a fraction of 1% on currency speculation would be enough to drive the vultures away tax speculators and fight World poverty join war on want the definition of television and I think not this is television every complexity of every detail 8.3 million pixels delivered four times the detail of full HD Ultra Clarity with LG's Ultra HD TV it's television redefined it's all possible with the LG Ultra HD TV ING insurance and Investment Management has asked me to tell you that it's changing its name to NN that's right NN it's really important for them that you remember just two letters NN so to help you remember I'm going to change my name to yanin McGregor won't make much difference to me I'll just be Yin and ING insurance and investment management will simply become nn are you okay let's get started there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home millions of Syrian children have lost their homes the camps and communities they're living in are no place like home no place anyone should call a home let alone a child please open your eyes to the a crisis tell me you your eyes tell me that you'll open your eyes tell me that you'll open your eyes tell me that you'll open your stuff we love stuff and there's some really great stuff out there okay I that puppy but I doubt that any of us will look back on our lives and think I wish I'd gotten a slightly sportier SUV but an even thinner TV or I found a trendier scent I wish I'd discovered a crunchier chip found a lighter light beer you're go the war get him another sword a lighter one or had an even smarter smartphone do you think any of us will look back in our lives and regret the things we didn't buy or the places we didn't go I hello Ida do you think a kilt is formal enough for a red carpet event according to chap GPT people regard Kilts as elevated dress suitable for Formal Affairs fantastic find me the nearest Kilt shop okay and Ida play Scottish playlist I'm playing Scottish playlist Hilt it is the VW id7 with chat GPT making technology feel human Volkswagen right now more than 250 children are dying in Somalia every day that's one little boy or girl dead from starvation every 6 minutes half a million children are dead days away from Death this is a famine and children are dying UNICEF is the biggest provider of life-saving food in East Africa but even UNICEF is struggling they need your help and they need it now so don't think about the numbers think about one little boy or one little girl and just share a little of what you have with them it's simple they're hungry we're not they have no food and we do it's time to share Just5 will feed a malnar's child for a week so please text share to 786 and help save a life and when you've done that share the story with your friends because the more of us that share the more lives we can save thanks for listening and thanks for sharing snow to bastard foree spe fore we remember the moments that move us when we surprise ourselves a new friend our Origins the joy of Discovery and the excitement of a new destination that feeling of Freedom past present future forget the reason remember the ride mutti on to the next Journey literally one of the best places in the world sitting in the driver's seat my green beetle that little bug I never got over the thrill of being independent being able to go wherever I wanted to go it broke my heart when I had to sell it to go to drama school but I guess it worked out all right in the end it's amazing these cars become such an integral part of your life I love every detail and then there's the Nostalgia of it like a real Connection to the Past but look at this this is my new friend it's like looking into the future just seeing it makes me smile and what a smile it has I can imagine So Many Adventures So Many Adventures sleeping under the stars or touring with a band road trips with your family road trips with your friends or just packing it all up and leaving the whole world behind nothing like the call of the open road it's what I always say the driver's seat one of the best places in the world see the sun it's rising ping through your veins isn't it exciting this is a brand new day feel the air around you let it take you away there's a New Horizon and I will see you there it's a new world can you feel it let it move in you it's aand new world can you feel let it Volkswagen lemons lemons lemons lemons look how nice they are the moment you become an Expedia member you can instantly start saving on your travels juice so you can go and see all those lovely lemony lemons I can my and never wonder if you got a good deal because you did U D2 We are not supposed to be here here what do you mean you're making friends this is not a Droid U oh there's nothing to worry about her to look it's smiling Obi-Wan Kenobi streaming exclusively on Disney plus and the new all electric ID Buzz the white shark has a body language of its own which we're only beginning to recognize this inquisitive Shar used is its it's summer time away under scary isn't it having your home destroyed around you but your home can be rebuilt ours has taken thousands of years to grow without our forest home we Apes will become extinct in your lifetime and it's not just us thousands of other species will also disappear an area of Ancient Forest the size of a football field is destroyed every 2 seconds 24 hours a day 7 days a week that's bigger than France and Spain in the last 10 years rainforest Timber like this is used on building sites sometimes only once and then thrown away these doors were trees in Africa our Forest Home much of it chopped down illegally by International logging companies thousand year old trees in Canada are destroyed just for stuff like this why destroy ancient forests for wood and paper when it could all come from responsibly logged Timber he can't stop his Ancient Forest being destroyed but we can to keep the world's Ancient Forest safe for the animals and people that live in them make sure the wood and paper products you buy have been certified by the forest Stewardship Council