be my favorite acceptance speech of the night oh yeah does that work I mean like that sounds like a big and they were and and it went along it was a long day Jennifer Coolidge hey hi [Music] wow thank you gosh um what a night I am I just want to say you know to my fellow nominees um I hate them all I just want to say um you know I took a lavender bath tonight and it made me swell up inside my dress I'm having a hard time sneaking um but anyway um I um I just um um well first I gotta hold on wait wait wait wait wait I I love you I didn't forget you [Music] you know Sandra Bullock was here a few months ago he was talking about working with you no no they wouldn't let me behind the bar but but I'd gotten a nice tip and so the owner wanted me to give my tip back so I I walked out and quit do you remember that time well I remember it's so much better than Sandra Oh you do yes well let's just say you know Sandra really had her act together and she was the host yesterday partying a lot you know in those years so it was like sort of 50 50 whether I made the shift or not but yeah but I couldn't get fired for some reason huh what oh okay we all had you know when all these little white coats my coat was always kind of stained and um I just started buying white jackets every shift I thought I had close to a thousand jackets yes I did make it to a lot of shifts you see but it went for years it went for years I tried to get uh Fourth of July off because that was a big night at the restaurant so um I I I I went to ambulance driver and he dropped a patch and a white thing around my head and um [Music] foreign [Laughter] I was at a party last night and someone put a cigarette out in my eye I knew once he saw me with the whole thing and yeah and and once he saw me um he said you you can't work here tonight and I went out and how long did you keep the bandage on you ever have an eye patch you know this like one eye like Works harder than the other so then it sort of messed up my vision for a short while [Music] [Applause] wow I don't work out you know what I mean I I you know um just HBO giving me this you know the Incredible Gift well and then a theme they they were it was impossible for them to lie they just cooked so you know my wonderful day Tim Bagley is my date tonight is my best bud for like 20 years can't wait till we get home I've always wanted to play a dolphin something like that your speech tonight I sat next to Bill Bill Nye me naive I'm serious across from me I was going to give this speech an Italian but I'm too drunk because there was no food was Kaley Coco Coco just you know it's just a disaster I said no but you know what I I I I I I I I I'm feeling very good right now because I haven't screwed up yet no I haven't actually I'm reading it off so I'll get it right best performance by an actor in a supporting role in a music comedy comedy series or or drama television series let's see I could read it right off that you see all right so the Oscar goes to Tyler James Williams I can't I can put this down right no I just I don't work out you know what I mean I can't hold it that long the gays know theater it's just you know and for some reason [Music] thank you