Episode 149: Softball Uncensored: Evan Hardy

the whole time it actually would have been just perfect for me but you move me all around and I start when you're not expecting it because of it so I gotta tell you here's something magic man you sent something welcome welcome to the group me by the way uh last time we just had it really you know we had to make sure the feeling like you know we did the Amazon try it before you buy it we bought it now you're in the group me um I like what you sent in the group me tonight yeah an underrated fruit vegetable yes the old parsnip yeah how do you Doctor up your your you mashed your parsnips how do you Doctor those up salt pepper and butter how much butter are we putting in the parsnips a whole stick [ __ ] let's go not a fat man I should be parsnips are it it got me excited he had magic man had a big uh turkey dinner tonight which are are parsnips are parsnips and turnips the same thing it's the same thing I count them the same thing I honestly sweet potato huh I mean turn-ups are we I made turn-ups too they're more white I I I like the parsnips better getting racist here interesting this is why we brought a guy from the south awesome I thought it was for the boiled peanuts bies and Wawas but apparently it was for the white root vegetables a while while being built like three minutes away from the house can't wait like you're about to have a new roommate then yeah when when you go into WWA like how many times a day you gonna grow have yourself a chocolate milk and maybe like I don't know a chicken salad sandwich like that would be the the Thanksgiving balls when they're in season [ __ ] they're dangerous at the World Series I got one it took me till like the last day I got one a day at least sorry some of us didn't have as much time as you like I was going at 1 in the morning and and and picking up Dustin at at White Rawlings yes um [ __ ] waa I can't no I came to meet you yeah you did I know it was just yeah it was you had yourself night Marini we walked yeah we walked over the white yeah because I had that was a long walk for me yeah I I think I might have offered you a piggyback at one point even H I don't know because I would have taken it for sure you don't let yourself get that that far gone very often but it is always nice to see you let your hairs down a bit it was entertaining yeah I mean I yeah you guys heard me and it was that was bad what was that that was after the other teams that was after the championship game right yeah that was Saturday night yeah but before that you you saw a very mild version of what was happening Jesus me and me and Moore were just [ __ ] just screaming at people it was good that's what you gotta do that's what you gotta do you get knocked out you go yell at other teams Heckle them get get knocked out knock yourself out with a couple of bags of beers and have yourself a day the first thing I did was walk over and get the four pack yeah for 50 bucks yeah 50 for first oh four easy payments of $20 I got myself a you know two bags of beer you two can have a land shark those bags disappear so fast you walk over and it's just gone you don't know where they went yeah that's why whenever anyone's like can I get you something I'm like yeah yeah you can the old backpack trick works the best gas station in the backpack yeah stick them in the uh now a couple years ago they used to like search your bag do you remember that yeah not anymore no they don't search the bag anymore yeah because I was I'm like yeah they might be listening that is true I because I would like stuff them in with like my with like my cats and [ __ ] like just water just stuffing water in there just so I didn't have to pay [ __ ] $100 to stay hydrated during a a softball game put them right in your cup and if they want it that yeah they got to go they got to go for it I should have I should have tried that when I was down at Worlds um after the World Series I should just been like hey yeah oh yeah I'm going to broadcast so I didn't have to pay the [ __ ] $42 a day to get into they charged you every day every day like whatever eight bucks sorry we're not sorry not all of us are conference players having our sponsors day care you're making money off this podcast that's why they can charge you we pay our own gate fee oh you do yeah hey coach give me you eight bucks is crazy though to be completely honest eight bucks is wild they charge the baseball people like 12 though I think the baseball parents are charged like 12 what's I'm not bringing my parents the kids's probably not being charged right what why do they like these denominations of four I don't know eight 12 like you are we gonna tip you the three extra dollars two extra dollars [ __ ] off for four easy for four easy payments of $3 get in on a Tuesday to watch one game at White maruchi um a couple years ago they charged every team an extra like 150 bucks and everyone could come in it didn't matter fine yeah cool yeah if you're a player player players should get in [ __ ] it you're paying for this [ __ ] yeah just get in whatever we're gonna buy $75 bags of beers like why not so Dustin my brother sent me a picture last week of garden mchu and said he could be your win of who Garden mchu the quarterback for the I don't know who the Colts now maybe yeah quarterback right now I'm gonna have to see a picture of this guy I don't know I don't know oh oh ask and you shall receive how's our how's our producer doing back there is our producer working on it or should I get it I can get it it's got to be the right picture though it's got to be the same exact one he sent me because it looks just like him okay I'll just I'll just hope that my guess is correct all right I was dying laughing oh Dustin do you sung lies real quick uh not down here now [ __ ] man if you took your goddamn hat off right now take your hat off D I'm gonna take the hat off yeah take that hat off I got you I just sent it to you guys look at this oh wow right there that one yeah top left top left top the top left one okay wow look at that huh oh my God look at those dead eyes of gardener mshu I wish I wish I had a [ __ ] crazy ass name like Gardner [Laughter] muu like what like how what kind of porn is he working on right now like I don't think it's like I think this is I think he's part which is something I've been seeing a lot of which is Wild is like the the step I keep coming across like the stepmom stepson step sister porn it's just I don't get it that's why I stick to my hot wife subreddits but Dustin that could be it that could be it for you right there buddy are you saying that I I have a future in Step porn yeah the mother is that the roundabout way of saying this I mean you you maybe you're maybe you're like M sho's like like fluff guy see I don't think that's the job you want in porn yeah you just fluff I think I'm all set with being a fluffer fun fact yes no just yeah there's a place in Manchester once a once a good sponsor of ours who uh the bar manager still still a sponsor I see kick not of us though but yeah the manager we were told was a fluffer good for them H yeah not good for people being fluffed yeah listen that's the beauty that's the beauty of a glory hole you don't know who's on the other side and you just let the anonymous sex happen ladies and gentlemen welcome to bring it oh baby we're going down to the dirty dirty south tonight boys and girls yes we are we've had some [ __ ] weeks here lately um I don't know if something happened big back in October but we're just gonna ride that wave until the tsunami crashes and [ __ ] the association just shuts us completely down but I feel like our guest tonight's going to get shut down before we ever will uh hey D muddy what's happening tonight baby what you drinking well first of all I'm on Amazon trying to find a microphone that works because I have I'm set up with this little number I thought you were about to perform at the Sno Arena tonight yeah well I under Gardener muu that's just that's your H helmet mic I think yeah this yeah I'm calling the place tonight um yeah tonight I got a uh a hener flapjack and then um I I I stocked up here because the last few have been pretty long episodes and who knows what's really gonna happen had to go pee right before I I didn't have to go pee but I made sure I did because we've been sitting for hours and hours the last few weeks uh and then I got a uh an R pulp American oh [ __ ] let's go yeah so it says drink fresh because it's an IPA it's an American IPA but this was uh looks like it was canned back early July so close enough fresh is that's fresh right oh good things happen in July hey uh Coco what uh what juice box we got tonight so uh just to open up a fresh pack of Juicy Juice this is this is the berry version and I I even opened the wings up so that I could hold it it's delicious it's delicious open the wings up huh and as we continue to try to figure out the right nickname for Mike Snider magic man are you are you drinking I know you had that big turkey dinner or we going back with sweet tea what we got tonight baby I got a little boozy iced tea I tried it uh oh the two turn Tony lemonade with a hint of lime we were at the gas station and some guy had a two 12 packs I'm like those was good he said yeah so we got one are you gonna make obnoxious Tik TOS now too Z what do you got I've already killed the flannel lined everything a Spice Winter Ale from Bri beer tree Brew in New York and I'm on to Colorado I got weld works I don't know I got double IPA got an IPA I've already had a couple scotches had a mead I'm having myself a night already um you know while we're talking about drinking Evan what the [ __ ] you drinking oh man you know I just actually just finished up dinner uh so I'm sipping on um an empty cup of Sprite right now nothing major nothing cool like you guys it's been a pleasure having you on here tonight we'll uh we'll see you later no EV we got Evan Hardy here uh you you probably know him better from softball uncensored good old Georgia Boy actually before we dive into anything I need the hard-hitting question here we're gon to lead it right away boiled peanuts where you standing on them boiled peanuts um I'm not a fan I think they stink when you cook them I don't like the taste of them I'm not a fan I think it's a texture thing for me already they're soggy they're not yeah I I mean I just you know I'm not big on finger foods I mean I'm I'm big on Foods don't get me wrong I'm 63 to you know 3 320 is somewhere in that area but you know certain food I don't like to play with I don't like to play with it man let's [ __ ] go now we're getting some [ __ ] weight on this podcast Evan Evan you and I would completely [ __ ] as a tag team uh Partners going in after I don't know like [ __ ] Undertaker and Kane you and I [ __ ] with that what what were the two guys the two big guys the uh animal Doom animal and Hawk animal andk you gotta be careful I I learned last week he doesn't bench much that's what I learned in my watching last last week episode you learn last somebody throwing out some false statements out there is what we learned last week so it's on the internet if it's on the Internet it's true it's got to be true yeah right um before before we do get started I I I need to get with one of those bring it hats those are pretty nice man I like that we we we only have we have two small and mediums left we're gonna make some more we're we're you know what Evan we're gonna make moreorder we're gonna get them all across the country we will put one aside for you uh I appreciate that Evan what what's going on now down you're a good old Georgia boy you're in the Atlanta area you've got a cute little softball page that has a little bit of information on it sometimes it does um I mean so I guess to kind of give the history of it um I didn't just wake up one morning and go let me just piss off the entire softball Community the best way I can but uh you know originally I started it on my person personal page you know my my personal Facebook I would do um Sunday Recaps of like Saturday tournaments um and it was more so uh just because no one was really doing it and and you know directors would kind of give like a little recap but no one was going live and you know talking about like the events of the day so it just kind of um snowballed into you know what it is now um and it by no means that I ever think that you know I'd have quote unquote you know big names in there the conference guys and all that it really was just supposed to be a local thing and like I said it just kind of kind of snowballed to what it it's sort of becoming uh I mean you're sitting I mean what [ __ ] what were the numbers I think like 7,000 give or take member like it's an active as softball and censored is what we're talking about in case you don't know it but if you're watching this podcast you definitely know softball and censored um I was introduced to it last year when um all the bats all the bat [ __ ] was going down I had one of the guys around here send me you I'm like who hey who the [ __ ] is Evan Hardy who who the [ __ ] is Evan Hardy right who the [ __ ] is this guy bad tattoos man what who is this guy what is he doing bad tattoos F bad tattoos got a [ __ ] unicorn on a stripper pole here um but like you know and I'm like I asked him like who the [ __ ] is this and yeah um he didn't know but he's like just follow this page there's a lot of good [ __ ] and there is a lot of good [ __ ] on that page it's a fun page I feel like I feel like it's like early day bar school like I I'm thinking back to like hockey Buzz where there's a bunch of just random rumors back in the day like and it's just a cool place where there's a lot of cool [ __ ] going on and a lot of [ __ ] going on yeah I mean honestly you know when it first started again you know I can't I have to give my I have have to shout out the people that I originally saw doing the Pod like I call you know the podcast or the streaming um you know Ryo the rep he's probably spoken two words to me online but you know I he he was one of the first persons i' people I've seen interviewing conference players and things like that and honestly that wasn't a field I was really interested in because I mean let's let's be honest here man I'm 40 about to be 40 years old you know conference wasn't in the in the in the on the vision board anytime soon so you know I was like let's just let's focus on the local guys I mean local guys love to see their name mentioned and stats and just you know [ __ ] like that and uh so I just you know I said let's just focus on this and then you know some things started popping up and I mean I'm sure I've pissed off some people with some of the things I've said and mentioned but one thing that I can never not be is me and I'm always going to speak the truth and you know it is what it is you know I can't I've never put out information that was false I may have put out information that was not wanting to be released to the public but I've never put out anything false and for whatever reason as crazy as this this this has become there are people that that send me information who I couldn't pick them out in a lineup I mean it like there's a lot of people that just love to air out other people's dirty laundry and I don't think there's too many people out there that are willing to I don't want to say risk it all I mean at the end of the day someone's gonna hit me in the back of the head in the parking lot I know it's coming but uh I just you know I I don't I tread lightly I actually do have a uh a filter when it comes to this you know I try not to make it personal as long as it's stays about softball in some form or fashion that's the the the the lane I try to stay in but um I think we kind of fall same type of thing right like we we fall in that same that same category at times jro I mean we hear stuff on live streams being said about us but you know what I mean like we we just see in comments and whatnot like we we try to respect everybody in the game but we're also gonna there's gonna be some call outs you know what I mean sure yeah when they're deserved I you know what well the first time like the first time I I heard some clap back like [ __ ] back at us being like oh [ __ ] you guys I was like it really [ __ ] kind of like hit me I was like oh what the [ __ ] like [ __ ] I don't want to piss people off and then I kind of took that Howard Stern approach I was like ah you're you're [ __ ] listening though like yeah thank you appreciate it and then you know that's when we that's when we were that's when we were calling out rosters right out of New York ah yep tonight tonight we've got someone from Georgia rers we can talk about ease and how you know it's always the top 10 teams in D worlds is all Georgia teams damn I also yeah I also love the fact i' I've called myself listen you're you're a big boy too Evan Hardy uh you know but we've called ourselves everything under the goddamn sun right I'm a fat [ __ ] you're not g to tell me anything I've never said I got called a fat queef I have never been called a fat queef before and I was like [ __ ] that's good he tried you know uh I don't know if if if your audience all completely knows what a queef is but uh that's impressive to call you a fat queef some people like me I'm just looking at the panel we look like we have a good age range here I feel like everyone here knows what a queef is big or small so Evan you were sitting backstage when we were talking about [ __ ] glory holes do you think we we we did we did probably a solid half hour on dragon dildo one offseason listen man I interviewed I interviewed a uh a trans softball player last week so you know there are again there's you know I I when I was backstage I was like I wonder if they're gonna let me cuss on here and then I was listening to the glory whole thing I was like oh no it's wide open on this bit so yeah water's fine I haven't like that's impressive um yeah that was that l i mean and whatever we're all in there I love like when I I called the I called the World Series I saw somebody post a softball and sensor being like this is great you know I saw John John Kings post it and I saw it in softball and sensor I'm like this is [ __ ] cool like I've got the two I look at you as like one of the biggest softball entities on the social media and I'm like this is pretty [ __ ] cool yeah okay thank you I appreciate that you know what I mean like oh look at what you have going on there you're in a [ __ ] you're in a lawsuit um you know we're trying we want we want to be like you at this point here man yeah we could be in a lawsuit if we wanted to be yeah you got a good lawyer we might we could team up yeah heard I heard you guys were uh what filming UT trip games or something like that or something just doing you know allegedly we were commenting over some type of video and just doing play byplay and having some fun with it allegedly I don't know you probably can't find them anywhere that's six other guys do too magic man you were never there love it but that interview with Jamie last week uh we're talking about the interview last week with Jamie Neil who is who plays women's softball who is a transwoman um I have not had the chance to W listen to it I'm going to Germany this weekend uh and I am gonna listen to it on the flight I cannot [ __ ] wait it's a conversation I've had many times with uh with a lot of women on the the women's side and really trying to get their opinion I'm really looking forward to it I've got it teed up and ready to go so how did you feel going into it um so Cino I'm sure you know who Cino is he's known for remaking songs and you know I I I had to bring him on as a co-host because um he was you know we talked about it days leading up to it like I had already had it planned and uh so being the age that I am now there's no way what I envision myself first of all sitting down and having a logical or a conversation with someone of this status uh whether it be about softball or in general um but I knew that it would a make good for good content and I knew that um I knew I wanted to provide a pedestal for her for all intense purposes uh her to say what she's probably been wanting to say in front of people anyways and I it was in softball I mean it's it's an actual thing so I was like [ __ ] it let's do it um and when you watch it the first few minutes going into it um when it was it's everything that I thought it was going to be like when she started talking and her voice was as deep as mine I couldn't hold it together I mean that's just how my humor is I couldn't and and we laugh through it we got through it but we ended up getting into some actual questions and I think um the comment section which I'm still going to name my my comment section something I don't know what I'm going to name them but those those people in there the followers of that group they are ruthless in that comment section I mean they they give it to any and everybody they don't give a [ __ ] we're still trying to figure it out too we're going with I'm I'm I'm leaning into the idiots like who who watch us and follow us like you know like I'm think like the bonfire like the bonfire in serus has like the campers I'm like God they're idiots the idiots but I don't know if it works they are they are ruthless and I mean you guys are tough there that I mean that's kind of you know I I've I wish I could even take credit for the name I actually got the name of the group from one of the coaches down here named JT Thompson coached a a d team um I said man I'm I need a cool name for this group and he was like man and you know because they know me like I talk [ __ ] with everybody like I'm I'm I'm not I'm not what you see is what you get you know if how you see me talk online and talking to you this is the same person you'll see at the field and uh um he was like man just just softball uncensored man I was like perfect and I was like can you sign this for me so you never [ __ ] try to get anything but uh but no man it was perfect and um it just it just kind of flowed you know but I did did want to comment on something that I I I actually caught one of your podcasts a while back I know this kind of transitioning away from the Jamie Neil thing um but I wanted to I wanted to speak about this uh how much how much money do you make and I know the answer this how much money do you make doing doing your podcast I make we we that we make about the same amount of money as you make right now cuz I I'm sure you're making about the same money we are you want to talk about profitability of a podcast some people in the softball World think because we talk softball and like you know it's softball we're [ __ ] Joe Rogan they probably think you're [ __ ] B oh my God you did I'm working I just worked until 6:30 tonight doing my [ __ ] real job you think I if I was making $335,000 doing this I would [ __ ] be working a real job I'd be so much fatter if I was making 30 $40,000 that would not be the VMO doesn't actually bring you to anything yeah the venmo is there and basically all I've said is buy jrro some beer he drinks a lot of the beer on this podcast uh while he should be working or or during the work day so like just buy pack buy him the sixpack right so that that was kind of my point you know I just I I I want to before the end of this interview and the end of the the night of this I want people to understand that when you see the Rhino reps you see the John Kings you see the the the the bringit the the softball sensors like we're we're doing it for first of all the love of softball I mean I think we all love the game of softball um and for me I think it just it's just a way for us to get through our shitty jobs or our daily routines and we can make you know get the transition to Saturday a lot easier you know what I'm saying uh I'm a I'm a flamb boy [ __ ] and I need a creative Outlet like so I get to come on here and I've told my family I'm like don't you ever ever [ __ ] talk or don't ever look listen to this [ __ ] I talked to my sister uh this summer she was like why was your shirt off on a podcast it was one of our four Instagrams we've made and I was like oh [ __ ] it was a good Mary [ __ ] kill did you get to the end where I was talking about jerking off she's like Jesus Christ why are you talking about jerking off on a podcast ever [ __ ] listen because softball softball people are a very unique group of people and yeah we we we can be unique here pretty [ __ ] up it's a cult for sure it's a cult but you're right like you manage you know you've got softball uncensored like you've got heat on you I mean my heart my heart dropped with a cease and toist letter I can't imagine being named in a lawsuit um John K he's built some big [ __ ] rhino rhino rhino he's [ __ ] like those guys are all over the place they figured to make money off of their [ __ ] I would love to be those two they're [ __ ] awesome I love what those guys do I would love to be them would you like would you make if you could make money off softball would you 100% I mean I I'm not going to sit here and say I haven't gotten a couple of perks along the way I mean um but to sit here and say that we're just cashing checks over here is you know I'm not getting free bats like that I'm not you know going to the ATM just you know cashing uncensored checks here and it's it's ridiculous man like we I literally do this for free volunteer work just for entertainment purposes I was an only child man the mirror was my best friend you know so I I wasn't and it's still my best friend um well like we do we do merch like right like we did those free bring it shirts you know what that [ __ ] is I flew down to do that World Series I I paid for everything on my pocket I stayed with Dustin see was down there at C's those free bringing shirts essentially covered my travel down to Florida like all this [ __ ] does is it covers expenses we have hosting and you know the streaming and yo when I [ __ ] travel like I mean [ __ ] your travel is a little more when you guys go play because you guys got to drive like four or five hours everywhere like outside of your Hub right you know here oh you're people come to you guys right right yeah is not a fun place to go that wasn't bad for me it's cold you know cold I did uh I did play in the Mojo um two years ago and that is some of the most that was a brutal one too I don't know first of all let me say I think everybody should do it at least once if you do it twice you're a [ __ ] idiot but once for sure yes that is exactly it two years ago was when it was like 30 deges in snow and windy the whole time we were undefeated till Sunday yeah we made it to Sunday and then we were like uh some guys have flights early we're just gonna fly back and I'm looking at the the Mojo stream and I'm like guys there's snow on the field we made the right decision we just left yeah true true story here let me let me let me give you my uh our our our magic our Magic Moment here for Mojo um you know going into it at you know coming from the south I be lying if I didn't say that we feel like we're the strength of where softball is like we feel like you know it's like you said worlds comes through the South first you know the same D teams winning the worlds all that [ __ ] so they were like we're GNA go to the Mojo no one really I feel like anybody who's ever said it's cold at the Mojo has failed at their attempt in explaining what the [ __ ] cold is because that's like it's they they should the Mojo should be changed to like the gauntlet cuz like when I first got there it was I was in my short sleeve shirt like it was about 65 and a little windy and I was like oh this isn't bad and then every [ __ ] hour into the day and then the next day it just got colder and colder so we ended up coming up with this thing where we knew it was cold if you say it's cold I wanted to slap you because we knew it was cold but we ended up playing we were we took our hoodies off we had hoodies and we would play short uh just in our short sleeve shirts like our mind [ __ ] against the other team like hoodies off take them off you know we're [ __ ] jumping around trying to get the blood flowing I did that [ __ ] on Sunday I'm almost positive I got a um Frost bit little hyp doesn't sound worth 100% yeah it it was like it was windy too that whole weekend it like you said it was just it was gross that whole time I don't know guys are bitching about it was [ __ ] beautiful here in the Bring It studio broadcasting those games on live I was warm I was there this year though and we had exactly Evan it started off at like 70 it got down to 40 it was windy as [ __ ] we had hail like you name a weather we had it if that tournament was in May it would be the best tournament around if it you know you see degrees you see those comments all the time like oh you need to do this in the spring but it's almost created its own reputation that this is what you're signing up for and I it's not I mean again you got to take my word for it but it is [ __ ] freezing and that [ __ ] come yeah it's BR I I do love that all the bats get tested all this [ __ ] but man like even for us guys up north it's [ __ ] because magic man you're back in Connecticut right you're living in Connecticut these days living in connectic I I already got denied I already got so anyway uh but even for us you know three up in in New England and New Hampshire it's it's [ __ ] cold when we go out there to try and play ball yeah yeah they and they test your bats right before you break them so that's good you know that they're passing compression so that you know you go out there and hit some rocks and by the Yeah Yeah so here's well here's a question um I mean so I mean it's the same [ __ ] time I'm just looking at I was just looking at it yesterday the trip Roth in Louis Iana you played in it have you played in there never been never been really only Parts Louisiana i' it's in Louisiana right yes sir yeah I've been to Christ my [ __ ] Southern family's coming out of me I just gave you a yes sir and you're [ __ ] younger than me yeah you've been getting a lot of accent this episode um it's it's the gray hairs coming in man I've been getting that a lot lately I just shaved my beard a little too much because my my my my beard trimmer guard went [ __ ] down because I yeah it might have thought it was my balls because it looked like just like a [ __ ] scrotum pubescent beard it was awful anyway you can't when you're this size you got to be make sure that thing is snug otherwise you're gonna show that double chance I'm going to see my [ __ ] parents in Germany next week I'm like [ __ ] my mom my mom's like Oh I'm so happy to hear that you're not drinking as much as you were and I was like well no F what she definitely doesn't watch yeah like well like well yeah it's just you know I know I'm fat but my mental health is great just wanted to kind of change some things up like [ __ ] it's like I really like you with that short hair so I'm going to go see Olga on Thursday my like you know my mother's still R I'm 42 my mother's still you know in charge like what good Mama should anyway that's right sorry um um I thought you would have played down there I mean I know it's not next door but being a good no I haven't um I've been to New Orleans for Marty gr um that was actually 10 years ago almost to you know in two months to the day because I celebrated my 30th down there far better than any softball tournament that's for damn sure um but uh no I mean I as I've gotten older you know I didn't start playing softball till I was 30 and I still played you know to this day and I now have put a limit on my my radius of willing to drive to tournaments um I'm us that for you like Atlanta to to like New Orleans how far is that about about six hours it's not bad okay that's easy that's [ __ ] terrible you talking about yeah I like EV more and more as this this time is going through he doesn't drive 30 absolutely I hate driving yeah I mean there are some tournaments with reputation which is why we drove to the Mojo I drove to the Mojo eight hours which by the way when you get to Cincinnati you're like damn I'm getting close you still got four more hours of driv um but you know for me at this point um the only tournaments that I really want to drive to would be worlds because it's you know it's like if Vieira is about a seven hour drive for us we got PCB where WSL worlds is it's about four hours but just packing up and driving six hours I just can't get motivated like I used to be six hours ain't [ __ ] [ __ ] man no it's tough ick off four five hours max it's tough man well I here's the other thing Con in you you soft bastard we're soft I do pest control for a living so I literally drive all day long just driving all day yeah yeah so when I get home the you know last thing I want to do is hop back in you know a truck and go drive somewhere so I mean it's it if we have the team to do it and I feel like confident enough to do it maybe I would consider it um not saying that we don't but I mean I just you got to be showing me something before we make a six hour trip we got to be showing like some win or something before we just go [ __ ] it let's go to Louisiana Jesus Christ good for you when is that tournament it's in Spring is it March no it's March 13th like I was just looking at it but it's cold it's probably still should be cool should be good weather shut the [ __ ] up it's gonna be cold you've been Florida you've been in Florida for four months and you're like oh it's gon cold in Louisiana still in the 40s 50 degrees yeah oh no if it was 50 degrees today I'd be in [ __ ] shorts and you're like oh it was [ __ ] chilly today when I was delivering mail it's [ __ ] 50 degrees out there you go you're the [ __ ] mailman you I got a degree cap if if if it's not consistently over 50 degrees man I'm not comfortable playing softball We we played last Friday night and guys were like this is cold it was [ __ ] 55 degrees I'm like you guys are I can do that I can do that when it starts getting into those 40s and 30s I'm like man [ __ ] this quarter of our season right I know I'm preaching the choir that's all you guys playing is cold weather and [ __ ] up there all right so Lord taser what um what you [ __ ] you [ __ ] okay all right this where we're going okay all right yeah it is where we're going listen like we just have some fun here and listen I take the easy shots I'm the I'm the happy Jolly fat [ __ ] on the show bastard Coco's the mute the mailman one um what I gotta ask you how many people you got in your [ __ ] ear man like you've have you have the are they yeah journalistic Integrity here we're a podcast we don't even asking people the same I always say my I have a source my source is saying and when you put it in the group chat I have a source I know who it is but I'll be honest people in your ear yeah 100% And and honestly um you know contrary to what a lot of people believe at least locally um they assume that it's the people that live here that are in that Circle there's who's feeding me information but honestly I've had people that I've never spoke to a day in my life send me information I fact check it now I don't just take it and run with it like I'll go hey what have you heard about this you know I'll Bounce It Off other sources and be like oh you know let me talk to um I'll never reveal you know who's told me stuff uh to kind of piggy back off the lawsuit thing um they were Sun Coast or I guess you can call it uh what's the damn nft Labs or whatever the [ __ ] it was that was making the bats was they were essentially wanting to get access to my electronic data um what yeah they were trying they were trying to get a judge to approve to get access to DMS texts and all that to see because what was happening was um there were people who were giving me information on things that they've signed ndas on um Second Hand you know so they're like how the [ __ ] does this dude with terrible tattoos down in Georgia run this little page know this [ __ ] and uh now most of I mean there's a lot of things that I haven't released just because a you know down here a lot of the people I'd say it's about 5050 50% care about what's actually going on in like the inner inside scoop of things the other ones just want to [ __ ] play softball they don't care about any of the the this or that but um yeah I I think the more information I've released and proven that I am not willing to out a source is why people feel comfortable telling me the things that they've told me um I I usually try to make it a joke like at no point do I want to you know really like be personal and take personal shots at people I try to make it edgy if you will you know what I'm saying like I don't I don't want to I don't want to personally attack people but I mean some of the things we've posted has been pretty wild like we've done some wild [ __ ] in that group dude this the sun coasting I feel like I was on the toilet for three days reading the comments and then reading everything it was it was wild it took you it only took you three days to read that I thought it was going longer it was how long are your [ __ ] I'm saying like I couldn't I just sat on the toilet and kept reading I didn't get up you know he dropped down to a b player after that he' been sitting so long I mean knowing some of the stuff that you were saying and some of the stuff that people were saying it was it was interesting and everything lines up right yeah like you said he facts he fact checks everything so I mean I I tried to I mean you know it's it's like um I I think my my my biggest I Told You So moment was um when that list finally came out with all the band bats on there and I had been telling people this for months and I just let it sit they were like oh he's full of [ __ ] you know he's and then I actually started thinking I was full of [ __ ] I was like man where is this [ __ ] ban bat list that I've heard and I and I I would second guess and then I'll be like no that can't be because you know you know etc etc but that [ __ ] bat list came out and it just was just a grocery list of bats on there I had to go live just because I just wanted just that was my i' been trying to tell you [ __ ] that this was coming and it really was coming from a place of I you know as these people are joining this group it's not that I get I mean I guess I kind of get joy out of you know dropping news but it's more so to protect our fellow softball members from making bad purchases I was like you're going to buy a bat that you're essentially not going to be able to use and at some point and they're like n whatever you know and here we are almost a year or two later the timing of that was just crazy yeah the timing the timing of them putting the ban out was just wild yeah we I think we talked about it last week or the week before it should have he should have waited the season right like what why do it like it was like right before two weeks before Vegas two weeks for Vegas like that's that's awful I think it was I mean there was guys that didn't even have bats to swing in Vegas they ended up having to swing other people's [ __ ] um I think we went live after you dropped that hit like you dropped the information and then we went live the next day with like a quick hit because it was whatever day I think it was like a Thursday that it hit like a Wednesday night so like Thursday we we did a quick hit of being like holy [ __ ] Thursday morning I remember that yeah yeah because of based off of your [ __ ] and it was so crazy about like what bats were banned and what weren't banned and then you're trying to figure out it was nuts it was crazy yeah you're trying to connect the dots like what does this [ __ ] code mean to This Bat what bat is this you know speaking of which um I see the Anarchy sign back there I said it earlier I was like they were definitely a bat that was in my ear that was going to get banned and somehow I heard the same I'm not gonna lie I heard I heard the same thing but yeah uh I don't know I don't know any of the information we heard I heard the same thing after worlds last year now now the male man [ __ ] yeah can't deliver the news now I was I was worried too that I mean it was us Juno sunos proton um they were all at Worlds that was all the talk at Worlds last year that all those bats were getting banned and then you guys I mean doing the $99 bat sales now looking back at it I was like [ __ ] should have bought a [ __ ] ton of $99 bats but U that just look so fishy yeah there were also other $99 sales right that was being so great that was right after Smash It To The $99 220 so I was getting a [ __ ] ton of heat like oh are they gonna ban I'm like no they're not we haven't heard anything about that if anybody wants a eastan cxn uh for 100 bucks let me know still got one in rapper to kind of you know drive this on home I do believe that a lot of the Reps um Austin dah was one of them he was in there and he I mean right before that list dropped he was one of the ones that said we are 100% not on that list and then literally they were like 100% on that list yeah I do think that some of the Reps and even players may have been misinformed that from the higher ups like you know we're good so you know they probably didn't they wanted to just just keep selling bats and that's just my personal opinion I thought I might have I think they might have thought that you could swing them now but anything after this we're gonna have to redo that that's probably my thought and what those guys thought I mean you trip with everything that goes on there I mean even you know the the everything everybody's lawsuit happy you know and so if there's any risk of I mean you see it from other associations too like is whenever youp makes a a ruling on something it's not soon after these other associations follow suit they're like oh [ __ ] you know this person could get hurt or this could you know they end up you know following right behind that it may be a little bit longer but they eventually you know follow suit with that um but I think it just comes down to it was a safety thing at first but then I think it became a pissing contest which is why there's a lawsuit going on now I I definitely think it was UT trying to get some money out of Sun Coast after they banned him yeah I well I mean the the test results were originally three to three out of five pass and then they had the magical one to make it 50% right% fail rate allegedly I mean that that's that's the thing though like I don't want to me Sun Sun Coast could have known the test results right off the bat knowing hey three out of five passed nothing's happening to our bats if they go out and tell their reps Hey listen you know H half or more than half of our stock is going to be banned those guys are either going to go try to find some other Bat Company they're GNA they're going to see those the sales get impacted immediately and I mean that that as a newer Bat Company that's gonna it it's definitely affecting them for sure yeah I mean a lot of people don't even fully understand why the 240 stamp was even created um you know when you had I mean I could ask it be unanimous if I asked you what's one of the hottest 220 bats ever made would be the East firef flexes any any e towards the end tell you what that FB Flo Clark the back and gold still hits yeah and and if and if they're not testing they go down to one60 and they're not even yeah they're supposed to bust and they're not busting and those LS those those bams those those things were stupid all that I'll put my Juno final ch that's a 240 that thing might be better than my [ __ ] fire my uh Fab my Clark my my and so I mean that that kind of goes back you know not to [ __ ] on any companies right now but what I mean that right there should tell you that if you have a 240 bat that is hotter than a 220 bat something's wrong you know which I mean I think they are man I think the 240s are not hotter is not better than the so question do at this point in the game yes okay I I was gonna say do you think it's the bat ball combo it's it's tough because you know classic G are pillows during the day um at night time the classic in ball was scary um when you when you essentially make a harder ball a 44 core 375 ball with the proom um it it could be a back combo because before 240s Louisville was the absolute dog [ __ ] of of bats they were horrible um I didn't like any of the 220 Louisville they were all terrible um and as soon as they became 240s I I it was immediate they were like really really [ __ ] good now I think all the other companies caught up to it all the other companies have caught up um I actually put it down I'm putting it down this year I swung them for two years they've been great but um the seams the seams are just killing me man gotta bre you got break you got to break it in the right way and that that totally too old for foreplay man I can't be babying these back listen when you get to our age and our size you just got to stick it in and get going yeah man I just hope for the best man I'm not I'm not for playing these bats man not hey hold on for four SS and have a day yeah um yeah I just think that uh you know now I mean like I said Anarchy the D Marinis even the eastn now I mean the first eastn fireflex that came out 240 was dog [ __ ] yeah um yeah now you know now everything's kind of on par with each other I would I would venture to say yeah the companies are getting they're they're figuring out the 240 technology and everything's kind of evening out or stealing other people's technology but whatever allegedly allegedly give us give us the softball uncensored official what is it I mean I I didn't put it I mean Mark kuchi actually made a post about you know heally calling people yeah he was calling calling people out for stealing his uh his you know technology basically so that's not anything for me that's he put that out there um that was that was that was the word from the beginning with that with that tantrum that was the word from the beginning when that back came out yeah even before one today by the way yeah my brother got it to you right yeah and I uh well I'm not going to say what he charge me for it but someone came in my inbox $30 cheaper I was like no I'mma let him I'm G let I'm G let him get a sale I'm gonna let him get a sale but uh again you know no the [ __ ] [ __ ] is going on why where why like what the [ __ ] where are the idiots helping us out right what the [ __ ] you mean you just said it was it was it was kuchi put a post up I actually saw the post no than [ __ ] Ryan Snider is goingon to do it while Cory Perry's out here banging Conor Bard's mom allegedly allegedly what the [ __ ] we just got a come on right yeah I mean I I tried to I've met my deductible for pissing off conference people this year so I'm kind of chilling out till 2024 with that's that's softball rep life right there yeah it is yeah get get somebody's name under it hey but didn't you just do did I see a video on your page where sorry we're not going three hours ton Bute get a couple more bevs already um did I see something on your page you taking BP where you had 220s and 240s is that your page maybe a softball cartel sorry I don't I haven't swung a 220 um oh you're talking about yeah Pete swing cartel that's a dude locally here Pete Lang who's terrible he's another [ __ ] Georgia guy yeah he looks like he be worlds no no no no no Pete Lang Pete Lang is my dude but uh he looks like he need to be asking you know what gas pump you pulling up to man that's my dog but he looks uh he looks like he be he could be selling uh apparel out of Pakistan or something but no he I I I don't know how I mean kudos to him I mean he's created a a huge following um yes sir and I mean he's gotten some perks from it and Pete will tell you I mean he he'll know how say it to his face Pete is he's on a struggle bus when it comes to tournament softball he's he's he's a little struggles little BP we all look good you know but I mean Pete Pete's about 6'4 about 280 and he just he just likes to just I don't know I don't think he ever really fully learned the game game man but heated hell of a platform is he anorexic he's he's pretty good man 280 like come on that's a skinny bastard talking somebody 623 you know we'll call it I'm 50 right now I feel like you're you're overusing that word I don't think you know what that word means 64 280 is not very small compar 62 350 that's not small um I carry it all like a pregnant woman yeah Pete he's uh he's he's created a hell of a platform um you know again he you know he's not he's trying to figure out where he where his Niche is with it you know trying to make some money on it and things like that but it's you know we don't make any money off this [ __ ] sometimesy what the [ __ ] are we doing where other people are making money and we aren't allegedly I don't know not even allegedly I want to do some merch I mean I've had people um you know I've had companies reach out and say hey do you want to rep you know some bats and [ __ ] you know based on the following but for me I like being unbiased um I don't like having you know because once I tie my hands to something my credibility is it's it's [ __ ] at that point so I mean go ahead that's the funny thing you see these guys year this is the hottest B next year they're with a new company next year they with a new company it's like you your credibility was out two companies ago yeah I mean some of these guys you can give them a broomstick it doesn't matter but for me I always try to be an honest opinion and by far by no means am I the best player but I'm [ __ ] not the worst and I feel like my opinion is fair um I've swung shitty bats I'll tell you it's a shitty bat if it's a good bat I'll say hey man you need to give this bat a try um but yeah I mean companies reached out and say you know hey what do you think about you know doing this doing that nah no thanks plus I don't feel like answering that many DMS every day more than I already [ __ ] do so you're you're you're better than me because I tell you I put everything all the all the weights on Dustin now because it's my offseason my [ __ ] phone is I've got I've got Facebook messages from people that I talk to during the year and I take like a thre Monon Hiatus and I'm just like y'all can I mean mailman you've even seen it you me and Dustin are in that Facebook group and I'm like ah [ __ ] it Dustin's Dustin and snides are going Fu go you know because you do need a break like we don't make money from this people softball [ __ ] talk never stops though I was talking to somebody this it was it was good actually got my dick hard it was awesome so Evan do you think that do you think the sun coasts are going to be unbanned unbanned like the think like you're asking me of those bats gonna be legit again yeah um here's my thing this is this is what I'm hearing is that that there's supposedly a settlement in the works um if you know if you if you are any type of intelligent settlement usually means somebody's guilty they just don't want to [ __ ] deal with anymore um I don't know if that settlement means that they're going to allow them back in or if they're just going to pay what the money lost and still keep them banned I have no idea the details of it um but I have heard that there's talks of settlement between Utrip and nft Labs or whatever the [ __ ] it is um my personal opinion do I think they'll ever be unbanned no wow I think I think they'll always be that's just my opinion I could it's 5050 on this I think that yeah I love how you talking like I'm opinion this is just my opinion allegedly like I love your vocabulary but yeah yeah I I mean that that makes sense like you UT Trip's not gonna go back and say these are unbanned because what kind of precedent is that GNA set right they're just gonna they're gonna pay the whatever company it is their company the money and they're gonna say okay this is what you got to do because honestly like is three out of six pass and fail like is that where does that fall you know what I mean is is it is it good is it bad it's it's a weird thing to only go off of you know an even number of tests that makes no sense but I mean mean go ahead well also it's never been it's never bats have been banned for years long before we started playing bats have been banned I don't understand why there's so much heat on this particular situation so I think I think it's because like a bat would get banned like the like the D Marini cartel the uh what was the Louisville one uh the voltage the voltage and like there would be one-offs right there wasn't like this like absolute laundry list of bats to get to just get wiped from the market especially yeah and a lot of them coming from the newer companies that were into the B game you know around five years or whatever so this Joseph guy is in the comments asking will Sun Coast honor the their warranties last week farar was on here and he said Sun Coast will will honor the warranties from the day that they were banned that's what we we've talked about that too in the group I mean if you have a bat that's no longer I mean it's a paper weight as a consumer no matter if it's a bat or a [ __ ] toaster if I bought something and it doesn't work [ __ ] I want my money back or an exchange for something um it's I think that you know Sun Coast has a very good support system for their fast pitch bats which also got banned and they fixed um you know people forget that as much as we love slow pitch we are a drop in the bucket when it comes to fast pitch softball uh girls all that [ __ ] so for them to be able to return everyone's bat and and give them you know a new version maybe but I I think there's going to be some um reading between the lines some you know your bat has to be this that you know because you might have guys that just go take it up against the pole bust it and get a new bat and then I saw somebody comment and say well you can't do that well how the [ __ ] are you going to know yeah like how are you going to know how it busted so I think the ones that I think the ones in the rapper are going to be no problem it's going to be the ones that people have swung and are swing in Outlaw tournaments and leagues that are GNA be the problem here's the thing Evan Hardy we know where well we the the three of us mailman you you were there too so the mailman knows we know softball is a niche Niche Community you know how we know we are such a [ __ ] little drop in the bucket Niche little [ __ ] [ __ ] staining community last year at the New England UA Hall of Fame induction dinner we uh we we we had a we had a room for you know a nice little Ballroom it was lovely uh for the dinner for the Umpire and clinic for a day there was a another convention going on at the uh same hotel that was [ __ ] role playing like you know he might have been [ __ ] Ro play laring yeah let me tell you about 5% of the community knows what LARPing is by the way live Ro play let me tell you what that that convention ble us out of the [ __ ] water they had multiple rooms [ __ ] yeah they had multiple rooms they were all dressed up as different crazy I saw a dinosaur which was weird for which was weird for laring and then they had like little Arenas or whatever that they would go and do they're LARPing [ __ ] and it was it was a good time you're a good guest for us that's always going to be the one that got away I'm sorry yeah so that's kind of you know like I know like you know Kyle Pearson's making you know a couple bucks but that LARPing [ __ ] is big money I think we we might change after no that's not big money that's that's computer nerds that's are they virgins no they you know they fck listen I I used to throw some dice in my early early days man on the Little D little Dungeons and Dragons back in the day Lord man we're GNA leave now because I tell you what Evan Hardy COC are gonna be able to talk about all this [ __ ] [ __ ] for a magic the Gathering way in I could jump right into a magic come on man I was a nerd oh yeah perfect Evan Hardy here's a question for you got a couple of them throughout the day and only because you're well tied into the non- LARPing Community the softball Community I have this question brought up to me we'll just we you know what [ __ ] it we're we're going here quick the south is a [ __ ] Wild West we think New York New York and the Northeast is the wild west essentially y'all can do whatever the [ __ ] you want down there I know Georgia I know Florida y'all got ball players down there I don't [ __ ] question that I also know like a a d player down in Georgia a good D player can come up here they're going to be a c player C player down in Georgia for the most part can play up like they're going to be they're you're probably all level ahead it's just amazing when you have [ __ ] Florida teams you have Georgia teams always at the end of the day you know winning [ __ ] and nobody bats an eye except for everybody call y'all sandbaggers but the question here is the elite tag the elite tag I like the elite tag I like how One Nation does the elite tag I like how One Nation does Elite tag where there's no drop downs you you can only playing that but there's no limit on the elite players I don't think that's a problem I don't think there should be an elite tag seeing higher C Elite should be your Elite tag and everybody else should be up where do you fall in the elite tag are you hearing any any uh potential rulings on said Elite tag going forward so let's say hypothetically you get bumped from a e team to a D team A D team to a C team you have to play C unless you're reclassed you're going to be El leite thoughts go um yeah uh that is 1,00 uh supposed to be implemented in for the 20124 season for you trip um down here we have competing associations so it's a little you know here kind of answer your question in Parts here um personally I love the elite tag um I think that it I come from a background believe it or not I actually play basketball uh when I grew up I play B when I wasn't throwing dice I was shooting Hoops uh [ __ ] point guard back in the day then Co hit small four man what up I'm yeah I I could shoot it a little bit but the difference between softball in basketball is is when I want to go play basketball for fun you walk into a gym and whoever's there is who you [ __ ] play you either play with them or play against them you call next or whatever softball is the only recreational sport that we play as grown men where we have to classify each other like someone has to strap up their shoes and tell their wife or their girlfriend that that team in the other Dugout has to spot us runs because we're too much of [ __ ] and excuse me too much of [ __ ] to [ __ ] play these teams z00 like you're you're essentially saying that they're 100% better than you and we should be spotted runs so the elite tag for one fixes that because you have in Georgia we are definitely a sandbagging state and that's that's just the god- honest truth um there was a guy today that commented thank you thank you I mean I'm not gonna note yeah 100% I mean but you know the the I don't know if their their minds some of the guys Minds can't process how bumps work like once you Elite tag everybody it forces you to play up so all these oh we're cclass there's nowhere to play yeah there is there you just can't play with the same people you want to and pick on all these [ __ ] you know Bottom Feeders down here over and over and over again I'm really I honestly believe before I started playing softball I used to hear the glory stories about you know 200 something teams on on a Saturday you know Friday Saturday Sunday tournament um and that was the norm I mean that was you you knew that that's but you didn't know who was coming you didn't know who was who you were going to play you just showed up and you played and I I feel like I got into softball right at the end of that you heard love what what a different world we live in you heard 200 plus teams on a weekend we're I mean and this just goes I mean listen I understand it's different different communities because of the weather and everything else but like you had a weekend we were having 6070 team tournaments which you know we don't have those like how much like weekend tournaments sorry I know we're we're kind of jumping off and I'm I'm in favor with you I love the elite tag I just wish they would get rid of great you're in Georgia so you guys don't have a limit on amount of elite players you can have regard um I love the elite tag because I don't think it's in the yeah I don't think it's in the rule book though well Georgia could have a have you well so real quick WSL which is a a Southeastern Association um you are allowed not this past year but the years before they used to do a three-point s uh system so let's just say I'm a D team I could spend three points on three C players or a C+ player which is a c Elite and another C+ player which is C Elite which makes you three so you can essentially get two elite players or three just regular C players so again that's an it's an an off I don't want to say off brand because they're pretty big down here but that's not what Utrip does if you're an elite tag you cannot play lower than the CL the class that you're tagged in so I think in essence it can do nothing but help build the classes because at the end of the day softball people are loyal to softball they're not loyal to their ranking they're going to want to play on Saturday so if that means you gotta play D or C or whatever I think B Elite should be B Elite and up anything lower you can't have a b guy that just played a two years before playing C two years later so putting them at B elite doesn't let them play C you can't have a b an A B Elite guy playing C you can't you can't have that so you can't have Wall-E and Evan you don't you don't know Wally but like you can't have Wall-E playing C next year it's tough with him because he only played one year of a I know you know the thing is that Wally Wally could step on he he's in the same boat that I put Smalls in right correct I think they could both play C and you wouldn't be like holy [ __ ] there's an a guy on their team right well I mean again another thing down here in Georgia like and I I I appreciate every [ __ ] that's in my group and I love them all to death um God we have we have the these guys here want their name mentioned they want to be seen in the lights they want to be you know glorified you know and and their their skills you know broadcasted everybody but when you tell them that they're getting bumped they take offense to it being bumped is a compliment always is always will be you're going exactly what the [ __ ] are you playing for if you're not trying to get [ __ ] bumped yeah but the misconception is that I can't even say misconception we haven't had a successful cclass in Georgia for ever as long as I've been playing that's that's exactly we're all we're all in D or E you know so it's a system that needs to be fixed and i' I've been preaching this long before the page like as soon as I figured out the ins and outs of what you know how this stuff works it's like I mean come on man it's just more home run if you got a pitcher that's willing to play it no one else has room to complain the problem is too this is a big thing probably five to six years ago when you trip wasn't as technical as they were you could have four different UTP profiles if you use four different [ __ ] names that was the biggest thing that people down south used to do they used to have four different rankings because they use four different names I mean everyone there are people throughout the Northeast that do the same thing right that was big like five six years ago using their middle name or their M name yeah all that so that's why I I like the ASA tournaments the ASA National is run the best and I get that the it scale of it is is way smaller than a Utrip tournament but when you come into the ASA you have to show your your ID you know what I mean like you have to test your bat before you even step on the field you know what I mean like they know who's there and that all the bats are are all at a Level Playing Field here's the other issue though I mean we we talk about bat testing all the time and how it you know it's supposed to be better for the game first of all I understand both arguments it's it's definitely an inconvenience for teams that have to travel to a one-day tournament and now have to travel to get there two hours earlier because they have to bat test when if you go to Utrip worlds they're not bad tested until till Sunday yeah a joke that's a joke yeah what I mean what's the point of you know talking about safety if you're not bat testing any WSL worlds in PCB they you you better get there before Friday to bat test I mean it's just it's one of those things where you know it's it's a two-way street but Don't Preach safety if you're not bat testing until Sunday yeah even if you're putting a sticker on a bat exactly you don't have to bucket them put a sticker on the back it's it's it's that simple those are I've heard some stories about stickers and Vaseline they I've heard there's always gonna be yeah there's always that yeah man there's some cheating [ __ ] going on man Evan Hardy tell Evan Hardy let me tell you vaseline's better than just stickers yeah no doubt no doubt I had a box of shab Le back college and a [ __ ] canister of Vaseline and oh my God that that never left the dorm room did you we were at we were we threw wicker furniture around that evening oh and we had a candle it wasn't a sex safe candle but oh boy did we have ourselves a night how was the mattress that you stuck your dick between her name was actually her name really was but go there um no but I'm with you like I think I I I uh so Evan Hardy we're going with your full name if you're gonna be on the podcast it's my fault when the nickname I was like what do I want to go with I was like let's just put my regular name and I see all you guys had nicknames like [ __ ] I dropped the B we're still working on we're still working on the mailman but I think the mailman's sticking because I like it the mailman's got a bat coming out pretty soon too but Evan Hardy all put together and I was doing it because of uh of it's your moniker on on the podcast here on the stream it just feels good it feels good but when we meet in person I'm going to be down in in Georgia I'm going to go see my boy in duth we'll meet up we'll have a beer we'll hit some BP um and we'll have some fun but we'll figure out the right nickname with uh you know maybe me you Mikey Anderson get a little BP session going and we we'll [ __ ] around and find out what fits when you join the Pod um sounds good I'm in the drive-in that's only five hours from me I'll meet you yeah a quick little [ __ ] 2our BP session in Atlanta we'll get Vinnie we'll get Vinnie back out there and we'll tell him I almost wore my smoke Jersey speaking of sandbaggers um uh [ __ ] this is another so Evan Hardy I have an issue here sometimes I start talking I don't know where I'm gonna go or I get S here ADHD and beer situation um Christ there's too many stories there's too much [ __ ] going on my head I take notes oh uh test bats here we go I found it hick I got my notebook uh hick so we test bats in Mass we test bats in Connecticut every tournament those guys started testing every tournament made a big difference well Massachusetts was every tournament uh Connecticut was most 95% yeah like and when I got they they Connecticut this year was a lot more than years past well well you you know why get to play this year yes I do know why we're not going there even though we Tred to bring that one person on the podcast to talk about it um but lawsuit's pending but when I get down to Worlds I'm a d guy I'm trying to play C next year um I want to play C because the same thing it's five home runs it's a better [ __ ] game I like the C division a lot you know spread that word around down south hey Florida and [ __ ] Florida you don't need [ __ ] a players on your D teams you [ __ ] [ __ ] anyway um the the the when you get down to Florida man like I was playing d I don't care I've said it on here plenty of times I had two bats none of them were touched one just didn't pass compression one did they were completely different but but you wouldn't know because they didn't test that weekend I'm never swinging a shade bat because but if it doesn't pass compression you don't know but everyone else is swinging if you're at oh [ __ ] thanks taking a while there no it's to truth if if you're C or below you're you're probably swinging a bat that's close to 200 or maybe slightly over maybe slightly under like you're you're swinging your the hottest bat you have most likely yeah so is the question tell you not there's no question sometimes we just [ __ ] ramble Evan Hardy EV try question that Nota right now like yes Evan Hardy ready I'm two scotches deep I've had a mead I've had a four pack of beer I've got two Orange smashes from Devil's Backbone on deck at this point in the podcast glad I haven't taken a [ __ ] edible yeah so one one question I add with the page in general is now it's softball uncensored there's you said the comment section I've seen it I watched last week it was a great great interview on both sides you know what I mean like um Jamie can take it and and give it right right and and and you guys were it was a good flow there was there was good it was a good conversation it was what people I I actually people wanted to see that you know what I mean because it is one of the things that that I've always wondered about in this the softball world like it is a little bit of a difference but but she had she had the data to kind of back up what you guys were saying and saying like kind of sort of I get it but yeah yeah that's not where I'm going with this has there been anything on the page where it's been like oh [ __ ] this is getting a little too crazy and how do you kind of skirt around those those topics um as far as getting too crazy as far as the the people and how they're like going going at each other like like because there's always the discourse of people like you know what I mean where where [ __ ] kind of gets a little too crazy like does it you said earlier like I'm gonna get hit in the head out outside of a you know in the parking lot you were joking but dud these kind of things can spark on your page and then now you're Saturday and what you know what I mean something's going down uh I've never had a situation um again you know my again I have to kind of backtrack a little bit but you know originally the page was for getting like local guys to understand who people were off the field like you know I interview them ask them questions you know this is who this guy is and we talk about softball and just whatever um but so from the local standpoint I've never had a situation where guys were um ready to fight each other per se in real life now in today's age we do have a lot of people that will talk [ __ ] comfortably behind a keyboard and then see you on Saturday and act like they have no like none of that happened um from a from a a different generation standpoint I've seen people where I'm like you know I I I can't speak in directly but people have said things that I feel like are on that edge of like [ __ ] I'll pull up on your ass like what are you what you what are we talking about right now you know and it's like um and and by no means am I trying to be a tough guy I mean I'm just saying and me specifically but I've seen where people have argued back and forth and then come Saturday they're clapping hands at the end of the game good game guys good game good game so um I don't know if people and it's all interpretation interpretation of what the person's saying but you know I I've never seen it get to a point where people are ready to you know fight in the bathroom your button was on I was GNA say you it sounds like you been to a lot of BC events yeah sounds like that sounds like a BSC event which hey if any BSC events want us there I [ __ ] want to go Okay evan Hardy have you played you played BSC I have or early in my care softball career I have all I've heard it's [ __ ] amazing I was talking to Amber Boer that the you know at the at Worlds I was talking to rip like anybody I've talked to one of the guys around here Ralph triplet anybody I've talked to is like uh Jim Smith down in Maryland they're like yo BSC is the [ __ ] [ __ ] you have to go to it bro they there's guys that are [ __ ] a foot away from the batter talking [ __ ] the whole entire time and they don't do anything they don't say I can't pay for a trip to Chattanooga or Columbia somebody $200 I'll fly the [ __ ] down [ __ ] figure it out it's crazy man yeah it's it's definitely a looser environment um it's uh you'll probably get high off of contact um you'll probably trip and fall on a on a beer can that might be you know right there walking in it's definitely a looser environment and and they play you know and that's just how it is it's literally like a party um they have a DJ like you said um it it definitely caters to the fun side of softball it really you know it just depends on what kind of player you you want to be like do you want to go you want to have fun playing softball well I have a I have a there's a line there like yeah I want to have fun but I I find it more fun to be competitive um because th the thing with the BC events is it's an all weekend so if you go 0 and2 or you're winning you're there all weekend regardless so I mean I want to cut up and have fun with my have fun too you but I'm being I'm being serious like I like Dustin and I are very different players on the field I'm that I'm that guy I'm a competitive [ __ ] but like I'm a guy I talk to [ __ ] everybody so if I have a quick picture it sucks but like Dustin hates everybody on the field still likes playing but like can't you be a [ __ ] competitive twatwaffle and still enjoy being at a tournament like that like isn't that what this is at the same point I I'm not I you know I don't want to you know knock the competition level there's definitely some very good teams on the BC side um they have a comp and a Rec division they actually have the divisions figured out in my opinion um they work off of a point system just like conference does um and for that I definitely they got that figured out um you know the three others a little bit racist but you know whatever but it's it's now what I mean by I joing he's from Georgia it's okay he can say that but I mean they they definitely deserve you know they they want their own thing and they're going to run it the way they want to and I I'm I think it's great I mean a lot of people especially if you're an other there are guys that think that you know if they're one of the others on the team that they were chosen you know like this is a this is a a privilege yeah exactly a privilege like oh [ __ ] you know I'm one of the only four that they're allowed so um that I think is great I mean it kind of makes you want to be a better player on this side so that you can go play in that environment um but I will say and my buddy low will tell will vouch for this all day long sometimes players that play on this side are are really good they go to that side and they they [ __ ] freeze up they can't handle that that environment they can't handle the [ __ ] talking the every you know everything comes with it but I I was talking I was talking to somebody I was I was talking to um Bo you right my four not three uh I was talking who the [ __ ] I was talking somebody Mike Williams I was talking about somebody at the World Series oh rip I think it was R yeah oh yeah [ __ ] go you know I'm surprised he's not playing [ __ ] SE ball as a [ __ ] Georgia guy playing conference uh I don't think Mike Williams is in Georgia anymore but he was at he's I think he's in PA orex Ohio Ohio during the year Florida off season I don't know you know one of the fastest people you will see on on a softball field he's so fast great [ __ ] hair by the way oh yeah love that uh but I would love like I was talking to rip rip was you know rip was the one we were talking about and he was telling me how it gets in and then Jim Smith at the firecracker if we ever if if softball un sensored and bring it podcast we ever made money uh Association if you if you're [ __ ] listening if softball uncensored and bring it podcast was making legit money not just like cover our expenses for streaming or a hotel here or there but like making let's say a, a year okay um like all I've heard about is BC Evan we'll [ __ ] fly you up we'll bring you up to the firecracker you have to experience this firecracker but like I tried I tried to get John Kings to come too it's just funny it's really it's really funny you bringing this up I'll let you finish your point and then I'll no no no no no no I'm you've already heard how awful I am at asking questions and telling stories especially at this time of night go I haven't I've been kind of trying to find like a way to not necessarily make money like you're you know like quit your job but there is definitely some opportunities that doing these podcasts has has opened some doors like um for example I mean I don't want to know again John Kings is the goat so when it comes to putting people and getting the recognition there's nobody better right now um and and I I try to do that with locals so there there are John King tournaments you know he'll go to your tournament he'll feature your tournament and and things like that I don't know I'm pretty sure he charges something I just don't know what it is um I actually got offered last week it's funny bringing this up there's an association called play local it's in Tennessee um they want to do a uncensored winter worlds um in the next couple months and you know have me come up and just kind of you know help them do their thing and make a couple dollars in you know with that I don't know what all that's we haven't done the you know the finances yet but you know I mean yeah I mean there's opportunities to make a couple like with the merch and stuff but by no means am I going to quit killing bugs on a daily basis with it I saw was it was it last week that you did the post where you needed a guy and a guy came and you posted stats or was that yeah but okay so in the off season which by the way I need to preach this to I don't think you should have classes if you're doing backyard tournaments you know let the let the big boys come play let them have some fun we were playing teams where we had to we put we created a B team and we had to spot I mean we're playing wck teams e teams D teams we're spotting anywhere from you know four to 16 runs or 12 runs or whatever it was but uh I was willing to give someone an opportunity to kind of show up and show out um and you know I'd vouch for him the problem was is that the person that we had leaving potentially um was the reason we were a B team and the other person that was a eh or catcher was already hurt so I would have essentially be down to nine and putting my hopes in winning this little backyard deal uh with somebody who I don't know so I ended up picking somebody who did want to play but I already had a history with him and I know he'd do fine and he hit like so worked out but that's cool that's that's cool like ifone has walls to do that and you're and and say he goes there and hits [ __ ] 700 800 someone's going to pick him up yeah yeah potentially um I mean you know it's Georgia is only so big like I've seen a lot of these guys play also but like uh like for example I don't know if you saw who Rhett Burgess was that John Kings you know posted about not too recently Hitting off a te touching like 107 that kid um we saw him last year and the running joke was like when he first put his own promo video out of himself which of course I I ate all over that thing uh he in the comments in the caption said that you know he's looking to play up he was putting all these home runs he actually had a total count of his home runs that he's hit has hit in BP League ball wait no wait wait wait Listen Hold on it's there's there's light at the end of the tunnel there's light at the end of the tunnel so of course tunnel but okay I'm refle like this is some [ __ ] here so um you know I ate him up I was like you know what do you got your old lady with a clicker every time you hit one like what's going on Ed a hell of a [ __ ] yeah so I he actually I put a team in in an offseason tournament he's like man I'd really like to come out and play and I was like you know what [ __ ] it come on come play I've seen you hit home runs um in your videos I was like you know we could do that the kid is a it's a stud um he it's kind of like when we all started playing softball you're the only thing you wanted to do was just RAR back and hit that [ __ ] as far as you could do it like playing the game wasn't a thing like we didn't understand the strategy part of it so when I he's now transitioned into a very very solid hitter you'll be seeing him I think on a b or even possibly an A team in the next couple years if he learns how to catch a pop fly but hitting wise that dude that dude is that old sh not list EV Hardy EV Hardy stop stop stop stop stop I'm a I'm I'm a I'm a I'm I'm a big boy I'm a big boy baby let me tell you that I love playing the alfield when I was when I was under 300 pounds I'd like to play The Outfield it's not that [ __ ] hard to catch a goddamn Fly ball one would have think one would think that's pretty easy you just you know I mean you take your fundamentals into it left Field's pretty easy right that's where you hide your sorious players man oh I love that you're bringing that up because I forgot about it till just now and holy [ __ ] did you piss some [ __ ] off listen left field is the hardest place to play in the conference that that that's where you see all the knuckle balls that's where you see everything out there it's constantly it's constantly knuckling at you in left field in the conference I I I will you know Backtrack on that post and say for conference you're probably right it's not the easiest position to hide a player and see him below when guys are trying to yoke it um it's usually just missed pot flies there's not as much like I don't know how I don't know how softball's played up north as far as like like down here like we live a lot of the teams live backside they love right center and right field okay so same see and below is all backside we just [ __ ] about the Florida we just [ __ ] about playing Piera nonstop because no one no one can hit a line drive down the left field line it's [ __ ] wild yeah if you hit it you're you know too good it's going to go if you don't you're out at you know you're hitting rolling over thirdd so it's it's a dangerous game but um you know I was going back and forth I think it was Scott harling who was debating me back and forth about semantics about what I was trying to say and I'm like look man you a nerve I'm I'm preaching about what I know like your right fielder has to be fast he's got to be able to read a ball he's got to have a good arm the longest throw on the field is from right field to third he's got to be able to be to track a ball down for our level now the more I saw the videos and saw like you know even Bradley Jones at the majors World Series this year was making making crazy plays in left field so again you know I I understand what he's saying but um for local I feel like you can hide a player a little easier at third base and uh left field you know what let's dive into this because you know what I'm gonna piss some people off I'm I'm with I'm feeling I'm feeling like Evan Hardy Jun you can you can you can hide a guy at third base they HD me there last year uh oh did you went like he was trying to hide himself off I was gonna say did the mailman get the time for bed called we're not doing three hours tonight mailman yeah Evan Hardy I'm here with you and and I'm not taking anything away from JoJo Bennett I'm not taking anything away from another Georgia Boy by the way fcking shocking uh Marcus Miller you know with rofx left fielders I do see your point on this conference level a little different but like especially at the conference level where these guys all [ __ ] hustle non-stop a lot of the people in the Northeast don't watch a lot of conference ball we don't have events because y'all won't [ __ ] travel here anyway don't don't get me started there um is it because we do is that a thought process because you see the left fielders try the hardest continuously go for those balls like up against the fense regardless but like you think about those right fielders right fielders on the corner outfielders center fielders are [ __ ] gross majority of the time but the ray Fielder you don't want to [ __ ] run on him ever like a left fielder even my fat ass will [ __ ] run on you but a right fielder I'm thinking twice like is that what is because you see a left fielder more um you know I mean it's it's it's I I you know and the argument always comes to you know we're not sticking Evan in [ __ ] left field of course not but I look at the game from a coaches and a players perspective like um you don't need a super strong arm to play Left Field you don't need to be super fast to play Left Field you just need to be able to read the ball um your center fielder is you know has to be able to cover a lot of ground right fielder again with the arm situation but uh and speed and everything else that goes with it I just think left field not discrediting we all need a left we didn't need a left field we play with nine and say [ __ ] left field let's just run two Outfield you need a left fielder I'm just saying with that post that in a pinch your left fielder goes down or your Center you know you could move some players around and stick him you can't stick anybody in center field you can't stick anybody in right field or middleman or short stop that was my point I'm not saying that the positions aren't important they're all equally important all position lives matter you know so reverse basem are the athletes of the infield yeah so so here here's the thing with your with your running uh jro ball is hit to left field the ball's in front of you you either you're either going because you know you got it or you're you're not going most of the time you're not going because it's in left field right right ex it's in right field you think oh I I got this and then all of a sudden you get out well you're more like I mean I'm I'm a strong advocate for hitting behind the runners you're more a you are more um what's the word I'm looking for I'm struggling with my l now you you're more like I'm rubbing I'm rubbing off on you Evan Hardy I can't [ __ ] I haven't even been drinking yet though I Haven Dr uh if you you're more likely to move Runners Base to Base or even two bases by going backside so if you hit the left field which isn't there isn't a lot of balls hit there again furthering my argument that you can hide people over there um because there's too much risk you got to run on first and second or even first and you trying to pull the ball down left field line you [ __ ] it up you're hitting in double play so a lot of players don't want to do that with less than two outs uh if you're smart um that's why I feel like the left side of the field you can kind of hide people over there I mean there's really no other reason than that just from a batter's point of view I'm assuming that all batters are trying to play the game which they're not but most of the time they're trying to hit Runners Turf is a game changer too oh yeah I learned that to I actually something about that I mean a lot of felds even here starting to go to the turf um I used to like it like I really appreciated you know like damn dude we no bad hops none of that stuff but now I I kind of miss the dirt because you lose you know if you have a strong defensive team uh who who are great in the dirt they now kind of balance out a little bit when everybody's on the same playing field with that Turf so um I mean your your your Superstars are still going to be great but I think you kind of you know uptick some of these other guys ability because you don't get bad hops unless it's raining then you're all [ __ ] but yeah if it's wet you're you're screwed yeah the turf has probably uh extended my career five years because I can't throw so I can bounce the [ __ ] on the turf yeah they bounce across move yeah I've seen players this was like this was uh I want to say maybe two years ago they were I always well Also may or may not have uh commentated a UA uh subscription video on my personal TV ated may or may not and uh so that was when a lot of people saw them bouncing the ball to first and I guess it didn't register for a few people because I I not even the next Saturday or two Saturdays later I saw people trying to do that on the dirt and it's like you're an idiot that's not how that works that's that works I me yeah as a pitcher though like anytime I'm playing on on Turf I'm telling my infield take two or three steps back and if you're gonna miss low right but but even if they don't have the arm for it you can throw it at the pitcher mound and it's G to skip there before the the batter gets there because a the ball's gonna come at you harder than it is on dirt it's going to skip off that that and it's G to come at you you're going to be able to get one or two extra steps if you're playing a little bit deeper and then if you have to miss low always miss low on Turf because the the first baseman is going to be able to recover that throw because your first baseman are athletes that's because they are the most athletic player on the field you know we're not we don't have we don't have Ryan the sniper Snider over at third hitting their pitcher in the ass no that wasn't me that was that's Ariel that wasn't your brother that was J Ariel like I have that video you know what how about you send it send it real quick I'll put it up I gotta find it it'll be a while give me 10 minutes take I'll find it first baseman's get a bad rap too you know um a lot of people no let me let me I I always put whenever I'm picking looking to pick up if my team's not playing or we're not putting a little you know Star team in or whatever Superstar whatever [ __ ] you want to call it but I'll go catcher eh emergency first base okay but if you ask any infielder growing up they want a huge first baseman they want a big Target how often do you cat the ball right here as a first baseman the F never it's over here it's down at your feet like I can't be bending over don't blame that [ __ ] on me because you [ __ ] think can't throw it right like this is my rain cuz this is my R listen stop it see and Evan that's why we can't put you at first base because the third the first base I'm 300 and something plus than it goes three and then higher than a three uh three three to be continued yeah 350 is we'll say that and uh this [ __ ] we're we're going to be about 320 at the by but at least we're going to be under 300 by the time next season comes but I'm still doing splits I RI might growing so much playing baseball growing up and in college playing college ball like man I got y'all covered you want to talk about you want to talk about [ __ ] the shortstop and middleman being [ __ ] if we're going to play softball and I see you in person and you're doing splits I'm throwing dollar bills at you man get the dollars ready it's a funny thing you say that I travel and I travel just to I'll bring a cooler with me I just I like hanging out Dustin when I when DUS and I first started like meeting each other and like he had his B team I used to just hang out with the boys I like hanging out I like to drink um but boy back when I was playing college ball I was about 250 I played about 212 to 216 I was beautiful I had medium shirts on you know that [ __ ] was tight I used to get [ __ ] laid [ __ ] was flying at me in college and I tell you what I decided stripping was a good idea to make some money to buy beer back in the day and is this a true story I still don't believe it yeah EV Hardy Evan Hardy I want to see it I want to see the moves you've seen the moves there just s now I've seen was your stage name what stage name no no no I didn't go to I did it at parties like I would just show up at parties cles St coming off Big Balls would be out I've got so I've got like two basketballs in a in like a shopping bag with a baby carrot on top um welcome tost I'm an IR I'm an Irishman but I [ __ ] shoot ropes baby um but I I I started stripping one night and I made like 20 bucks and I'm like you know back in the day I I went to school in the early full tank of gas at that time what the [ __ ] is gas that was a 30 rack of Jenny cream Jenny cream ale who needs [ __ ] gas back in college like so you know I took that athletic ability and I I had that from the field I brought it to a money I was an entrepreneur back in the day yeah you know and stripping strippers get a bad name is my wife listening Amanda how close are you perfect she's not listening um I I dated I dated I oh she always listen she knows the story I dated a I dated a ex- stripper that lost her nursing license as well it wasn't a good situation but I made more money than she did let me just tell you that wow this is uh we learn something new every day man I Evan Hardy welcome to the show couldn't couldn't say I pictured you getting on the stage man that's or or you know dancing in front that's that takes a lot of confidence to strip in front of a lot of women like that women how do you are you just assuming before 10 o' here it goes you got like let me let me lower the deser a little bit but you got look at look at these meaty nipples like I got look at those moves baby let's go I got titties how how did we get here Jesus Christ this is I actually asked Amanda tonight I was like oh it's not gonna go three hours no like it's not going three hours and and like we got we got we got a new guest coming on he's got a big ass [ __ ] Community behind him he's got great [ __ ] page I'm like should I wear the liard print fur coat and she's like ah I don't you're have a lot of people on here ton no one's that they have pants on in this in this podcast so I mean you're without your shirt so anything goes I have we I have done a pantless show because you can't see down there anyway damn um so Evan Hardy here's a question for you one we got we got a what what do the boys call you around around Georgia do you have a nickname down there I don't um there was a there was one going hold on there was one when I first started um you know Jason Magnum you know everybody knows who that is I actually knew him uh um I'm I guess you can say he kind of got me into it but uh there was a time where I followed him around like a puppy man when it come to softball like and and I know there are people that are like oh you talks to him because he plays conference or the [ __ ] lived two streets over from me like we grew up in the same neighborhood um and so people people would call me little JM but not because I was good as him but because I would I would wear I can't believe I'm telling you this [ __ ] um there was a time there was a time when I was going to one pitches you know I saw all these guys I just started getting into one pitches like I played my first League ball team was a cotton t-shirt like and I go to one pitches and I see all these [ __ ] with their [ __ ] drop fits and their fitted hats and [ __ ] I was like I don't have any of that and I was like man I need some [ __ ] jerseys man we need to start playing on teams he just gave me some Jersey now none of them had his name on them but I wear number 24 but at that time I was 29 for a few one [ __ ] back in the day uh so I think that's where that name kind of stuck there and you know people I get a lot of flak from it like um bubba this dude named Anthony Eckles he he Eckles me about it all the time but um no I just I don't have any any nicknames we got some we got some guys with some cool nicknames here though but I don't have one them one fits tournaments are fun man just moving I just moved to Florida six months ago and no you're in con allegedly we're trying to make sure the major challenge Cup team from up here looks okay ah um we're trying to pull a Georgia real quick yeah good luck got some couple good teams going to the challenge I still have my Connecticut license but I guess I got I got till no today but the one pitch tournaments on Friday nights are awesome that's the most you know earlier in the in the podcast you said you know you want to have fun when you play um that's how I treat one pitches I I it's where you you can just relax cut up have fun when Saturday comes like I'm a stickler like I I'll watch I don't say I watch a lot of conference but it I can appreciate the guys that show up in uniform SU and booted it just kind of gives the game a more mature look um it doesn't NE like when I go tell you know my customers like hey you know they ask me like what are you doing on the weekends I tell them play softball and then I see their face I'm like okay wait a minute let me show you this video you know and it's you know it's guys that are suited and booted and everything and I'm a I'm a stickler man I like to see on Saturdays guys in uniforms but Friday night man that's just chill that's just that's fun for me and League night's fun too Saturday I want I'm there to compete m you're suited and booted makes me all [ __ ] fired up right now I want to get we uh I just I I don't like to use going to war reference because that's a that's a slap in the face to anybody that served but I I hate when people do that but I do like from softball is what we scratch our competitive itch with and I I don't go there once we get in between those lines I don't care who's in the other Dugout I can't stand you I [ __ ] hate you outside of the Dugout we're cool man I got you know we're good DUS you and get perfectly yeah man exactly dude like why why why play on why play tournaments if you're not if you're not doing that why waste why waste your money why waste the sponsor's money why we're we're buying bats and shoes and gloves we're spending all this money locally and [ __ ] I'm there to beat you I'm there to get that Prize Package I want I want the bragging rights you know I want the Facebook to the infield I'm laughing at you I'm laughingly you know what I sorry I love talking [ __ ] back there CER eh bro I in your ear you know it's just that's just what I I like about it Fridays you can lay back and cut up but that's the thing like like DUS yeah that we're gonna wor with that for a little bit just like we're trying to figure out the mailman with sniv you're the Exterminator um but Dustin and I are very different we're both competitive [ __ ] like we're both just [ __ ] on the field but very differently Dustin is that [ __ ] Dustin's the pitcher he's an [ __ ] I faced him you know playing up playing off against Dustin and I'll try to talk to him and you would think we would never [ __ ] know each other but that's who I am and that's who Dustin is I'll tell you what I I am a I I I'm this on the field we lose I a my wife knows she's like I last year I think I lost a a [ __ ] a an early game and she just stayed the [ __ ] away from me until you know half hour after she knows your truck wears it but like yeah I did punch my truck once um but like you know like I grew up I grew up playing competitively I play competitively in college like I was in I was in professional sports for 15 years like that was my that's still me and I still want that yeah because I'm at first and I like to talk to everybody and when I'm catching like I'm GNA [ __ ] same thing I'm not a chirper but I'm a [ __ ] goofy [ __ ] like I'm a goofy [ __ ] behind the dish like or at the first and but that's my [ __ ] and when I lose I I [ __ ] hate you and I talked to somebody today up here um you know I think he's one of the better players in the area as well like I was talking to him and it's just like he's like I when I show up to the ball field I want to [ __ ] win I'm like yeah if I've actually gotten in in the [ __ ] with teams I played on where it's like if we're not here to win I've got better [ __ ] to do on a Saturday right like yeah I don't mind going to tournament I don't want to do that c just got handcuffs man on Saturday good I tell you what like when that when those leaves start falling I don't want to be anywhere near my [ __ ] yard but like you know I'm not trying to like I'm not trying to waste my time I actually I enjoy my wife I think she's a I enjoy her like spending time with her and like doing [ __ ] with my other friends I'm not trying to waste my time on a [ __ ] week like when worlds is over when we get knocked out at Worlds goodbye thank you Southwest and my points and my status and all that [ __ ] I'm changing that flight I'm [ __ ] out for the most part I don't know it's that competitive [ __ ] we need to it's that competitive itch we have um and that's why like that's why when I was at the majors it was fun cuz same thing like you when you're like telling people when I started toing my my work colleagues yeah you know I play a lot of softball I got this podcast like you know I do XYZ and like [ __ ] softball and I'm like all right listen always the same reaction every time right I'm like resi's got a what a million-dollar budget like you've got you got Kyle Pearson making a [ __ ] shitload of money you got some of these guys making they make a lot of money and they're like and I shared them uh the UTP video that was uh the promo after the World Series game I'm like this is my voice on this and they're like this guy makes X this is what's going on what the [ __ ] are you talking about you killed that by the way the play byplay I honestly I I've never heard of you or the podcast um even leading up to um the the major I was like whoever this is doing this is absolutely it just made it more entertaining for me they don't invite you back something's wrong with them that's a shame um hopefully we will be back dud that was that was awesome you know I mean kudos for that like you you and I know it probably seemed repetitive because it's an unlimited tournament and you're like back back you're just saying it over and over again but uh you gave it good energy man I think you killed that I appreciate it but like a I think in the World Series there's very few teams that were hitting unlimited home runs B I got I gotta good quick [ __ ] shout out Mike Snyder the mailman Scott harling with without those two um without those two during the week no [ __ ] chance I'm down there and I got to I Gotta Give a quick shout out to Keith baloi because without baloi we wouldn't be at this spot like he took he kind of put us on the map taking us to the piff which is a big tournament up in Quebec but like snides the mailman harling like those guys reach out to D DW and harling was the reason why we found out about the uh cease and desist but anyway anyway um Tex their email that's not our fault we have a we have a bring it podcast email don't ever do that just message us if you if you want to service of [ __ ] deas and assist again um but no I I appreciate it I got tell you it was it was fun and it kind of validated this a little bit when I started showing family members and like you know [ __ ] like that same thing like you like it's a little different down south I feel like um baseball softball it's a little different of a community than up here am Sports and by amateur sports I mean SEC and and just High School sports in I'm Michigan fan man yeah oh yeah by the way that wasn't a [ __ ] catch I meant to [ __ ] open up with this but we [ __ ] up you came in with the drinks that wasn't a [ __ ] catch I'm not even an Ohio State fan that wasn't a catch what was it what the referee say it was I understand an Umpire he made the wrong call yeah never I was about to say when you catch the ball in the Outfield the Umpire says out what's the call oh Evan Evan Hardy Evan Hardy you guys are GNA be or the exterminator you guys are going to be what two I didn't see the rankings are they two yeah the rankings are out right now we're we're second what are they two okay so I I this week Michigan Washington and Florida State yeah wait Ohio State's out of the top four oh yeah Washington's gonna be after Florida State should not be should not be in the top four it should be Georgia [ __ ] Georgia and their [ __ ] dumbass [ __ ] cupcake [ __ ] schedule Michigan I agree with you jro Washington and Ohio State fuckg and that listen Georgia should be in the top four but that is a [ __ ] schedule they played Florida everybody I mean everybody played [ __ ] schedules I mean no one can sit there and go this schedule no nobody had a definitive super hard schedule of course SEC people are going to say oh they I I'm an anti- person I really am because you take a team I know we're getting off topic of softball here but just we're just shoo this a softball podcast but it's got so you take somebody like Georgia that played Old Miss Old Miss was ranked nine at the time Georgia beats them by [ __ ] 40 and you're telling me this is a top 10 team come on man what are we what are we talking about you can't say strength always based on the rank of the team at the current time you playing you got to go a little deep than that so I don't think anyone really had a crazy you know who had the hardest schedule Colorado Notre Dame Notre Dame always Colorado did have an incredibly difficult schedule Colorado had a very hard schedule and they had to play on Prime Time games 8 n o' at come on man now I'm not going to sit here and say that they I knew they weren't going to win four you know four or five games total I mean we if you're a actual fan and you know know the football like you knew that that there were people that were I won several hundred dollars off of the uh Colorado Oregon game yeah uh I lost a couple bucks in the Colorado TCU game yeah I mean you can't argue football with everybody um there's a reason why uh when the Civil War happened the South lost and the north won I mean we're not the smartest folks around here but thank you for admitting that it's not me [ __ ] on my own people entirely but you know you can't every subject with everybody well here you know so Evan Hardy welcome well the Exterminator welcome to the podcast this is what we do we get [ __ ] off topic we we talk softball and then we don't this isn't this isn't the hit and sit show like you know what I mean like like we're not all softball all the time so let's take a look at the SE the the the football rankings real quick and let me tell you Georgia all right Georgia's a top four team they haven't lost they're defending Champion two time defend two time defending Champion fine leave them at One Michigan yes I love Washington Washington gets beat by Oregon Oregon Oregon sneaks in there I think Oregon's winning as well Oregon's gonna beat Washington by 20 this is Washington might be my [ __ ] game of the year Washington is in trouble y Washington Oregon's gonna be sick but like I'm sorry like Washington Oregon winner is in the playoffs obviously Florida State even if they win ACC uh Championship Ohio State should be four agree youor SC down a little bit further SC down a little bit Texas should be yeah yeah Florida State lost their quarterback they lost their quarterback all right well you went too far go the the two lost teams we don't care about them but here's my question right here yeah you got Alabama who's ranked eighth right and Texas in my opinion deserves to be in front of him they beat him head up in Alabama okay Alabama wasn't good at that point but I agree with you yes if what's the point of H an L is an L okay I know it's kind of weighed heavily the the later in the season I get that but look at Texas Texas is how many quarterbacks started for Texas this year three two or three right two I think so three I think I mean exactly so if you take let's just say Alabama beats Georgia in the SEC champ I ship Alabama I don't see getting in the top four there's no way not without getting Texas in there so my question is if Bama Beats Georgia an eighth place team beating a first place team does that knock Georgia out of the top four no no they in no matter what you guys are out of your how bad is that I think no I think it does I think it is gonna matter about how big that Alabama win is if they win by a last second field goal no but if they beat him by 20 yeah georg's out I'm telling you I'm a Florida State fan who is not going to be upset when they are not in the top four because losing Jordan Travis was huge but they in the same way the other ones have this could be a playoff with no SEC teams in it I'm okay with that I'm as was a Michigan fan so do I okay with that but it's gonna when Iowa P scores three points and somehow beats Michigan three nothing because that's the only way it's happening yeah you know awesome there's some upsets that could happen this week in the whole [ __ ] if you don't want to be in that committee room here's here's what I would love to see Bama beat Georgia Michigan Ohio State top four Michigan if Bama Beats Georgia Michigan makes him one Ohio State's four cool um if Washington loses to Oregon they're out or Washington's out Oregon's in if Washington loses to Oregon they both lost they're equal losses are to each other why why that's why I think Bama sneaks in if Oregon beats Washington holy [ __ ] over Texas and they beat Georgia yeah H mailman I do how do you put a team in over the team that's ranked ahead of you right now that beat you head up it's Alabama the saing effect yep money money money oh here here Texas has way more money than anybody in college football yeah but who's been the bigger team in the past 10 years here shake up the SEC next year I know I I agree but I think Bama gets in if that if that's the situation here take a look at this I committee the committee will all have car bombs on their vehicles if I think if Florida State's undefeated they still don't make it in I think they're in they win and they're in I don't all right they're not gonna let a team pass them I know but2 here we go Bama beat him by 10 whatever they beat up race who gives a [ __ ] Wy Bama in bama who everybody lost money on because no way Bama was losing Texas twice in a row and they're not losing in Tex Tuscaloosa in year two no [ __ ] chance Wyoming whatever Baylor [ __ ] this year Kansas [ __ ] them Oklahoma yikes that was a [ __ ] game Houston [ __ ] them too close they W they weren't they weren't 12th ranked when they played either Oklahoma I want to say 20th Oklahoma in the 20th yes uh Houston [ __ ] them Kansas State like three-point overtime win but georg's had some tough one with their [ __ ] [ __ ] schedule tcu's dog [ __ ] only beat him by three Iowa State whatever like I don't know like I'm gonna have to see what they do Oklahoma against Oklahoma State on Saturday they're gonna kick their ass you hope so you think so but like I don't know this is all more it's a good weekend for to be a fan of football that's for yeah it's a bad weekend to in [ __ ] Germany let me tell you that much in deut land but I'll tell you what [ __ ] Mama R Mama Rose gonna be like why are you drinking so much [ __ ] German beer I'm like because I like to drink beer and I'm in Germany where beer was [ __ ] invented because you haven't been drinking as much you're taking advantage of it now that's yeah that's it anyway um Evan Hardy here we're going to bring it back to softball for a second all right since since softball censored and bring it podcast according to an association uh make so much money how do we how where where are we doing a softball and censored SL bringit podcast softball tournament like where are we going to go like where is there do you have good facilities down in Florida you have your hands or Georgia that you have your hands on like should we do it like in midatlantic should we go to Carrie North Carolina where are we going to get people for this [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] show are we running it or are we just showing up and making appearance how about we just show up let's let's jump on board I'm terrible at doing brackets man I'm terrible at doing brackets in times man big bracket guy big schedu right here Dustin and I are really good at brackets we're not so good on like being like adults so like can we jump on a good uh tournament somewhere that already established and we'll just grow it a little more any tournament directors want that uh I'm sure like I said earlier you know I'm going to hook up with that play local and they're they're going to host the tournament at The Summit in Chattanooga which is a very nice complex I want to say there's eight 10 Fields eight Fields nine Fields something like that yeah it's uh yeah it's it's really dope they call it's it's essentially on a mountain in the mountains but it's um the Ravine right yeah I also I also like how you're picking a spot that's like two hours from Atlanta meanwhile well no I'm giving you an example giving you an example hold on I'm giving you an example so that's a great complex but um I've only been to Myrtle Beach once how far away is Myrtle Beach for you oh listen anything that's in the middle for us where I'm I'm a bougie [ __ ] I mean let's be honest they're gonna have to fly us out regardless right so we can go let's go to Vegas you know what [ __ ] it let's go to Vegas let's go Evan Hardy the Exterminator we're [ __ ] tournament you guys a to the field you're not [ __ ] [ __ ] hookers and blow let's have a day yeah that's why you're there tourn you're the chaperon yes I'll be you guys babysitter youngest guy here you're the chaperon because if I go to Vegas without Amanda I'm gonna need a chaperon real I'm just making sure Behind the Green Screen she's just not giving me a [ __ ] look um on money if you come with me that's all I'm going tell you in in I'll bring I'll even Evan Hardy the Exterminator I'll leave actually there's your there's your new full nickname it's it's a long one and I I don't I typically don't like uh long nicknames but I think it works for you Evan Hardy which is all one word the Exterminator Evan Hardy the Exterminator you and I are going to [ __ ] some [ __ ] up I love it what you're doing for softball and you're you're you know the softball and censor page giving people a place to voice everything is [ __ ] awesome I I'm so glad I was introduced it to uh your page about a almost a year ago at this time we need people like you you know we need people like yourself like like uh like like the uh swing cartel you know obviously [ __ ] the goat John Kings Rhino Rhino's the [ __ ] so somebody that probably doesn't get enough attention um nationally and man we just got to keep growing this [ __ ] we all have fun I love that you're doing it because it's a fun [ __ ] stupid expensive hobby we do but you know what you know what else is expensive hobby cocaine and there's a lot of people in our [ __ ] community that do that too so me meth is a a big one down here for for the for South boys but um oh [ __ ] you think we think we we can't I dudee I'm [ __ ] three blocks away from like a [ __ ] meth house like we're good it's I'm in it's everywhere but uh Evan Hardy the Exterminator I appreciate it thanks for joining us tonight this has been awesome it's been great to [ __ ] grab you and get some time keep doing your [ __ ] [ __ ] we're gonna get a [ __ ] tournament together and now that we've had this [ __ ] together we're gonna you're gonna get inundated with [ __ ] [ __ ] texts from me and we're Evan jro's gonna do a 20 24 Hour podcast soon oh yeah you know any guys that are willing to jump on for a half an hour he's gonna do it so you're just gonna like randomly pull guest in or have you ever so yeah go ahead Evan Hardy like so you know I had to click a link to get in here and and do this so like I do mine from Facebook live like um I do I have had people reach out to me to because like I kind of want to Jazzy up a little bit like how you're able to do all these little cool little features that you know give people nicknames and you make it all fancy and [ __ ] I like it I'm digging it I'm digging it uh but I like to do the Facebook lives because I can pull people in at any given moment um you should consider doing it from your Facebook and just [ __ ] just pull them in oh heaven Evan Hardy the uh ex Oh Heaven Oh Heaven oh we got you that might be it oh heaven heaven heaven here we go heaven Heaven All right so Heaven here's here's the deal oh Dustin are you really that [ __ ] surpris is going this is just taking a turn I'm in the I'm in the back seat I'm down to ride wherever this I was I was wondering how many times you've said Evan Hardy tonight got be over 30 it's he he's at 43 he's at 33 count 43 we'll go back and watch it and figure it no I'm just joking I've not been keeping checkpoint that's that's the kind of that's the stuff we need you to do Coco come on I've been it's only been three years we still need you to figure out your role here I have my hamburger notebook I know right here my H I was gonna say everybody's been pretty vocal Coco over here has been kind of quiet he's just done like watch he would come in he would come in at different parts and I'm like I'm just digging the stash man that Tom is awesome thank you appreciate that whenever he says anything I'm like who the [ __ ] is that oh [ __ ] yeah that's right he's on this he's on this podcast still I just keep showing up I'm like milting from Office Space Love Heaven here here here's the deal on the 24-hour podcast it came up last week and yes I'm holding my titties last week with um John Hickey who is the Massachusetts state director big fan of the show big um contributor to the show he's been like I think he's our most running guest like he's been on four or five times he was like hey let's do a 24-hour podcast um we started off we started off with no streaming capabilities so with the platform we use and you and I can chat about it if you if you want that um there's a free version as well but our streaming kit we we go to Twitch at bringit pod we're on YouTube at at uh bringit pod podcast youtube.com bring a podcast like so we stream to multiple places all at once we started off with the Facebook only and we were like you know what that that just doesn't work as well and we we started off with just Spotify nothing yeah we were just on Spotify yeah at least you had a team to do it like I couldn't get [ __ ] to want to came on the live at first they're like I'm not coming on Facebook live I like you talk all this [ __ ] at the field but won't do it on the camera so our thing has always been like it's like you're hanging out at the field and just shooting the [ __ ] with with the boys you know what I mean like you're just you're just talking about what's going on I mean well we've had we've had the mailman at the field we've had uh Mike Gallows been down to Vieira at different conference events joining us on the field um we had Miranda uh vonder oh Jesus Christ vanders of pork pistols out of Indiana showing up on the podcast uh dressed up as Napoleon Dynam M like what the [ __ ] like it love it you know so like that's why we do it on this type of a platform where who the [ __ ] do oh we had um uh Josh SCH shba from shayba Towing in Ohio he joined us he was like he said something in the comments and I'm like I messaged him right away I was like hey Josh you want to join us on the show and talk about the Amish women not playing or or playing softball barefoot in their dresses and he joined and we had a cool conversation so the nice thing with this streamyard is if we want you to join and you're in the comments and you're like hey I'll join we'll just send you the [ __ ] link like we're not we're not sophisticated [ __ ] like we just like I like it I'm [ __ ] shitfaced it's 10 o'clock on a Tuesday night hung over tomorrow it's gonna be fun but we'll make it work yes yes sir before jro kicks off we need to we need FK who wait yeah who thank you the mailman but who says I was kicking I was gonna kick Coco off oh I had more I had more questions for heaven all right come on fire him off man so all right so what uh what do we got for teams what are the teams to look out for from Georgia in 2024 what do we got in their in their divisions this is tough because um you know the appeals process hasn't gone in yet and you know down here in Georgia in recent years a lot of the players would get approved for their appeals as we know um to get Dro back down um now we have you know J mags obviously yeah J mag's running the Utrip side of things this year um you know I I I think he's a firm believer in you know competition playup so as far as teams to look out for um it's tough to say cuz like Eagle Paint was down in Utrip from Georgia um they knocked my C team out of Worlds they yeah that team that well first of all that name uh has been around Georgia forever like it's it's like the the resmondo of Georgia along with another team called Southern Mayhem back in the day but um it it's generally it's the same sponsor um some people like them some people don't um but anybody he hit a ball off us I think is still going I think he hit about 900 that's Rob Taylor yeah Rob Taylor he can touch it um but no their sponsors named Bodine and I mean if any sponsors deserve to be in the Hall of Fame that's one of them he's poured thousands of dollars into local softball I mean I know um a there's teams locally that don't like sponsorships because you know they they're able to pull players that you know essentially wouldn't play on their team because it's sponsored but uh that's that's a sponsor that no one can deny is poured thousands of dollars but to answer your question um I would say on the C Level um brobo who played D this year out of Georgia from the roster pickups now that they're cclass the some of the players they're getting they probably be um a team to look out for uh top shelf was one of our c teams last year but they kind of fell off a little bit with losing Jackson Watts um couple other things but they're they're revamping and making uh I don't know if he's going to go under the top shelf name or the he he created a team called a black label where he's going to have a BSC team and a Utrip team basically um that's Sammy Martinez he he's uh he he he'll have a good team out of see um just TR of spitball here I don't know who's going to be good in E right now we had like seven teams getting bumped to DCL class so D's kind of wide open I really don't have a team to kind of put ahead of anybody right now I want to say us but we finished second before we win any tournaments more than anybody in softball in Georgia I'm a second place [ __ ] Guru like I already know Michigan's going to go to the national championship and finish second it's just I'm used to it by now it's what we do so um but I I really don't have a team to look out for in D right now honestly or E and we have a wreck here and I'm always gonna say stop playing wreck that's that's just [ __ ] ridiculous but yeah e is wreck three years at you gotta be bumped up that's that's that's what do 100% And I mean again I'm not saying I don't like the people that play wreck I have a lot of friends that play wreck but from a competition standpoint you got to stop that [ __ ] can I can I ask you a question about competition versus uh at the wreck e level down in Georgia well e- level in Georgia's you D teams either way right is the D is the lower divisions the lower you go in divisions does the [ __ ] talking and the ego wearing get bigger the yeah okay yeah it is he's nodding his head flips are higher I just h a 14 Hopper through the 56 yeah man it's it's it's definitely that's one thing I can appreciate as you go up in the classes and even in other states that we've played the higher the classes you play there is a little bit of you know talking [ __ ] and having fun but it's not like we're used to getting base hits at this point we're we're we're used to hitting home runs we're not going to you know it's it's I don't want to say it's a respect thing but it is kind of a respect thing like we have fun with it but it's not to the level of what's going on in the E and the rec stuff so that's that that's awesome to hear um with do you think Eagle Paint they're moving up to B I think I want to say that we lost to uh I I lost a few of those guys in 2019 when they were BCI um but uh are they moving up to B this year are they doing conference are they gonna try and do a little more what what's the uh what's the plan there if you know well so you know Cino runs that team um well coaches that team and he you know I've asked him a couple times I think a lot of those guys they they want to play um obviously C was already hard to play locally so being a B team is even more difficult um but there are I can think of four tournaments off the top of my head that are open for them to play in locally um You Got The Clash which is a w SL tournament set up like the piad Dixie if you've ever heard of that um which is also another tournament in Tennessee where you kind of start off in your classes quad and work your way to the final four and you have a who who whoa whoa hold on hold on pause you start off in your class is quad what do you mean so like you have like a b c d and e team in a quad or so so you get they usually have a team cap is I think depending upon how many fields you have I think the piad Dixie was 64 teams as the team cap so you have have uh x amount of yeah x amount of exactly well you it's a it's one of those tournaments where they don't just sit there and let you just fill it up because they want it's one of those terms that everybody wants to get in you have to prepaid to get into it it's it's there's no cap like and it's limited because of of field space like we don't have Berliner Park in our backyard with 32 [ __ ] Fields you can have this tournament so right exactly so um yeah like they'll have you you know e has a bracket B has a bracket C has a bracket and then you'll have a open and so in those brackets if you're winning you will play teams in your class to the final four where you have e DC and then open and then they'll play each other and then you'll find out who the Victor is but if you lose at any point you could be playing [ __ ] you know anybody uh in the losers bracket so it's a it actually used to be a complet random draw tournament but they they realized that once teams figured out who they were playing if they got a bad draw they're like [ __ ] it I'm not coming so now they started off in quads and you work your way to it and you try to get to that last final four so if you win your quad I think you get like a couple Grand and if you win the whole tournament you can win several Grand pick a Dixie that is Sir P pad Dixie in Tennessee uh The Clash is in Georgia WSL you got the sizzl slam and and Montgomery Alabama same all all same format the pick is the pick is usually in July right June or July yeah it's a summer it's a summer uh deal we had guys last time I played it I'll tell you the story uh real quick we had uh 8 o'clock game time and there were people that played up until one two o'clock that morning that slept in lawn chairs that had an 8 o'clock game time and slept in lawn chairs at the field we pull up and we're waking people up like hey man we gotta play hey hey go grab middle we gotta play you guys yeah those are the pad Dixie um I know I know JM again he's new to Utrip he's gonna have a um a similar format tournament this year and hopefully try to gain some some ground with that but um those are those are at least to answer your question those are three tournaments right there that Eagle Paint could play in plus you got conference events here so they essentially are looking at four to five local tournaments that they could play without any trials are they gonna play are they play conference because when I talked to Cino softball he said they were talking about it this is yeah that's the same answer I've gotten is that they're gonna you know they're kind kind of trying to talk about it I mean them getting bumped to bclass gives them options to other players yeah um you know to say it nicely everyone on that team isn't what I would think is a b-c caliber player everyone on that team's better than me but they're not all what I would consider a new caliber player I'll tell you what right now that pitcher Jake is good Jake Griffin's very good very good defensive pitcher um if they don't play conference and this is for whoever's watching this um because I've had coaches reach out I mean I had uh I don't know if Jackson knows this or not but like his coach sponsor reached out to me and asked for my honest opinion about him and I was honest and they gave him a shot and I'm hoping that he gets another shot next year but who did he play uh epic Tyler Neri and them yeah I don't know if they're having a team yeah I don't he got a a cut four that's actually the Hat I'm wearing today they actually sponsor our uniforms but he got a cut four sponsorship today and I I put in the comments I was like free agents getting free stuff all right cool man whatever but uh I you know I don't know I if there are several players on that team that could easily transition to help other conference teams without a doubt they're short high as dou a there short Stop's good too that was Brent Gibbs he actually moved back to St Louis he's up he's up in the North side or Midwest now that's good for him because he can drive to a lot of tournaments yep he's up there I I found it I found the I found the bring it SL or the softball and sensored since we're going to do it in your neck of the Wood softball uncensored bringit podcast slj mag tournament all right whatever the [ __ ] tournament he's coming up with that's going to be like that pick axie yeah Atlanta's easy how how far from Atlanta are are you where where about I live I live in Atlanta I can I can get to the airport in three minutes Jesus Christ I got my bu from the airport Vinnie my boy Vinnie lives in my Vinnie my my boy my boy Vinnie lives in duth so like is it Vinnie sanquini no it's Jeff Vincent he's with those uh he's with those Syracuse Smoke boys moved down to Georgia during covid bought a house in duth Georgia I was supposed to go to duth on Saturday but I think they're canceling it because the rain Vinnie Vinnie's got a little bit of money he living up in duth man he got he bought at the right time did he okay I know what he's spent he bought at the right time he's been there a couple years but I gotta tell you like this pick a Dixie uh in those other tournaments you're talking about that got me horny like those are the types of [ __ ] like I was talking to Chucky Roar back today with PF um who it's a B Team around here we were talking about having like a pre-season tournament um where it's kind of like everybody plays in it and where he finish is what you're ranked and I'm like Chucky that's [ __ ] psychotic because you know you're gonna have teams that are gonna sandbag and he's like I know but then you're on a watch list but right we're looking at it we're competitive in the Northeast we compete at the sea level you know whatever end is Georgia and Florida we get it y'all y'all [ __ ] you don't have you don't have to you don't have to do that every time we know I've seen y'all y'all got good teams up there too now I mean there's not I I I know but like I I do have to say it because we're y'all y'all do although Ohio we have Connecticut new yor does it right up because I was gon say is anybody Amish on this podcast because them [ __ ] run softball so no it was have them on but they're not usually on but like it's it's funny like when bad beat these gu the cooko and D were on bad beat back in 16 when you got won ew worlds no 14 16 16 and we had two New Hampshire teams in the eworld uh finals and everybody [ __ ] threw a hissy fit and now all of a sudden it's just been Georgia and Florida because you know whatever [ __ ] you know you got those guys from B do or wherever loud and heavy played them um good dudes actually big [ __ ] actually as actually were a e team at the beginning of the year H shocking shocking that was a [ __ ] e team to start the year they're C now yeah yeah yeah cute if that was an e team to start the year then I was in shape back in [ __ ] March um but like I I asked her catcher Nick CLM and I'm like boy yo I [ __ ] and this is just one of my lines I look at the [ __ ] we'll watch him because we're gonna play him the next day and I look at him I'm like yo where did you play [ __ ] football he goes Maryland I was like oh [ __ ] yeah that too yeah and then somebody was like yeah he he played for Green Bay I'm like yeah you don't mean University M mil uh Wisconsin Green Bay you mean the Packers right he's like yeah like yeah okay cool those boys cut the [ __ ] ball they like now that's a team that likes to have fun and talk [ __ ] I mean they I [ __ ] love that team yeah they they were definitely um you know R I don't think he got to make the trip to Worlds but that Rett Burgess I mentioned earlier is on that team as well but l heavy is a team where defense isn't their best asset but they can make the routines but they can hit though they usually they can hit the [ __ ] out of the ball and it's a hitting it's a hitter sport so they they have fun they are loud and heavy I loved them I like that's my type that's my type of team but I'll tell you what that first baseman wasn't a d player and me was a c player is he tall and skinny I mean what's tall like he was my height he was probably 6'2 he was probably our height he was probably 220 230 I know they're one of their first basem was um Zach Morgan he's actually a twin he has another twin on that team named TJ Morgan um I don't know who played first base for him down there I don't know I don't know if they took that full team they might have took some pickups good good team I think they finished fifth but like I'm watching them and I'm just like [ __ ] man like this was and like we didn't we didn't play well but I'm watching this team I'm like yeah this and I don't give a [ __ ] like people up here people up here [ __ ] about Vier and it's [ __ ] the wind it's like shut the [ __ ] up I always Heaven I always equated a good to golf because when you go golfing I don't know if you're a golfer or not but like when you go golf if you golf in the mountains you Golf Link style and these boys are [ __ ] tired of hearing it but like when you golf at a different Golf Course than what you're used to playing at it's not the [ __ ] same kind of golf so you got to adjust you got to learn how to be a ball player so that's why I love Thea gol golf is not is not for me I'm better at hitting a ball that's moving than one that's standing still man can't do same same especially a little tiny ball it's [ __ ] I have videos of me swinging in missing a golf ball at the driver ring we'll put that on Tik Tok for you if you send it our way once softball's done for me I have no idea what I'm going to do to scratch competitive my competitive like maybe like a walk- only basketball league with like year old or something I don't know did you play ball pickle ball no I I didn't I played in high school uh I actually tore my ACL right out of high school and gained about 100 pounds had another kid and I was like man I got to do something and that's how I got into sub all this you got into this silly little SP kids well heaven heaven like you you're not you're not heaven Hardy anymore from here on out you are Heaven of sful uncensored heaven uh listen I'm glad we got you on um I'm glad you came on the plot I we really appreciate it it's been a pleasure didn't [ __ ] like you having on D DS just leaves he don't say goodbye he just leaves the room worried about I gotta tell you let's [ __ ] combine forces here a little bit let's let's I mean coco no offense to you you don't leave [ __ ] New Hampshire I get on planes yeah barely you got to drive there um and I'm not driving you so let's let's I would love to figure out a softball and sensor bring it podcast Tournament down the South we'll figure it out you know maybe for next not 2024 maybe we will look at something 25 go ahead doing I don't know if Georgia is getting in on it they're doing a Florida county tournament in February do you have to have well it's Florida there's no registered [ __ ] like it's just saying based off your ZIP code right it's where you live or if you graduated high school and in that in that county so I don't know Florida everybody graduated high school in Florida if you want to play in it right yeah but like my County so small I get to play in Another County but there's like I think Jay anino from R is doing it yeah there's I think there's like 15 or 16 counties in it right now this person saying has one yeah so I don't know if it's gonna turn into a thing where Georgia and Florida are goingon to play each other but Florida this is the first year they're doing it well they had last year they had a tournament in valasta they call it the B border battles and it was between Florida and Georgia um and there was a uh because that's where softball only exists apparently well hold on they they had you know Ralph calderin uh runs to Florida and J magr the Georgia and they had what's called a Challen a director's cup yeah we don't say challenge cup we don't need any more law students director's cup yeah and so he's supposed to be getting in with other directors in other states and move it around so like a Georgia Alabama Georgia Tennessee Georgia West Virginia Georgia you know whatever um but as far as what you're saying um I mean I'd be all for like a Bring It Uncensored just you know have merch tables and just guys just have a o I want it to be open no classes yes yes so it is I almost want it to be go ahead the Florida county one I think it's open I think that there's coaches who are picking the players from their County to play playing it Saturday and a Sunday heaven we need to make I don't I know you you haven't listened to a lot of us I'm I'm big component of women softball I mean Jesus Christ you just had a transwoman on like I'm a we've been big on pushing the women's game here as well um at my wife or well she doesn't know it yet but Sasha killings this is her ring Sasha Kings from chaos I've proposed to her I proposed to her drunk on a stream so we should do a men's and women's tournament so we can have you know like Sasha killing show up I met her at the World Series I didn't know she was why not make it almost like a draft where anybody can be picked on any team you could have them almost like a spiders tournament but you know just completely open hey can't use that word that's Market that's that's a trademark yeah that's trademarked I didn't know you I didn't know you could traymark words but evidently that's a thing so mediocre draft Ultra draft and you bring beer yes oh no no no no no because anybody shows up with Mick Ultra they're banned M Ultra watch mallies man that's a you're a liar yeah you said you're getting under 300 I drank 11 [ __ ] MC Ultras during a live stream uh of broadcasting some of the women's uh doublea and ab I didn't get a [ __ ] slate Buzz meaning a slate buzz and and Ultra and how bad that [ __ ] beer is Coco mfk let's [ __ ] put a lime in it put a lime in your Ultra next time shut the [ __ ] up no put tequila and [ __ ] vodka in it [ __ ] heaven we got something for you baby jro I got a question for you bud oh let's go baby so how how long you been playing softball this is my third year of like tournament softball whoa and you're and you're already running a podcast and and I mean you're in right now um where do you see yourself going with this like is there an endgame is there you just kind of shooting at the hip or is this like like do you have a like where's do you have any goals with this can can I give you my can I give you my op I'm gonna give you my opinion I think if EIP lets him do what he can do he'll be in a walker doing it Just For the Love of the Game mhm yeah I I I played so I I was playing League ball in Connecticut shitty just a shitty League just playing with my buddies you know one of them's down in now now in duth I loved it if I had known about this tournament [ __ ] back then I would have been playing I mean leg 42 I started at 39 I would have been playing years ago um the end game of this there's never been any game Dustin Dustin and a former former host of ours uh came up with this idea they wanted to be a league podcast and they I I ran a podcast for an agency a marketing agency and I just kind of they were like yeah just come on and we were about to jump on the first show I'm like who's the host what's the name we had no idea they're like you're the host here's the name I'm like all right oh [ __ ] I'm like okay cool um I don't have an endgame I don't have like a real I don't have a real like [ __ ] path for this I love doing this I love having fun um it's a stupid [ __ ] game we play it's enjoyable we spend so much money we spend so much time away from our families with our families my wife has now dealt with this for better part of almost four years now like there's no end game once this stops becoming fun goodbye I'm done that's that's that's my answer too it's like once I can once I'm not having fun with it anymore I think I'm done um you mentioned Yeah you mentioned you know the the page and all this stuff and you know I I had uh you know when I made it U I know I'm backtracking you're probably ready to kick me off this [ __ ] thing is it bedtime yet I'm not ready to kick you off K Coco off I haven't even done anything wrong yet yeah I like Coco I like Coco I saved my he doesn't say [ __ ] he's a solid assassin man I like it I like it um you know you know a lot of people think that that I do this for me you know for for clout or self-recognition or some sort of boering most of the time even though we do a lot of trolling on my page and talk a lot of [ __ ] um I have put a lot of people like Tred to shine light on them you know I I always try to you know hey look at this guy hey you need to look at this guy you know but at the same time it needs to be a balance but um I personally think what what you're doing is great like you got a great personality for it like I'm already kind of stealing some ideas with some of this stuff like I need to put a border on my [ __ ] I need to get some more people on here like I'm kind of I'm kind of like nitpicking a little bit here I don't want to steal your swag completely but I'm definitely like oh I need to do this but um I I challenge you know I don't know who's all watching this but I think there should be more of us in different states that do their own local yes I mean it you know your own local thing so the only way the game is ever going to grow in this day and age is for people like you and me and Rhino and John kings that that that you know uh boast and brag about different types of players and there's athletes all over this country so why not have someone you know get on a make a group and just [ __ ] Let it Fly you know just [ __ ] talk some [ __ ] have fun um I think my dog is going crazy right now I think um you know since the you know even yourself you you've named guests that you've had on here um you've already kind of put your stop you've already kind of um I got a two pound dog you'd think he's a [ __ ] German Shepherd um it's my daughter's dog so first of all mecla allegedly my dog it's actually the term is Peekapoo which is pick and E mixed with a toy poodle it's like it's like this Jesus your daughter's dog yeah she definitely picked that out um but anyways you know I I think I I really hope that more States um you know there's got to be a [ __ ] talker in every state that can just kind of just talk to a camera or a microphone and you know just kind of who loves the game just as much as we do and can can you know have a conversation or not have a conversation just shoot the [ __ ] but just bring shine light and bring attention to it because I before I'm done I would like to see some of softball get back to what I used to hear it was which was hundreds of teams at any given local tournament just coming out and playing softball like I tell people not because no one's bragging about to people about that they play slow pitch from an athletic standpoint they they're they're happy to get out of the house and scratch that competitive itch and you know have good camaraderie with everybody that's there and drink have fun cut up and still be competitive and I think I I really hope that more people do what we're doing so I know jro you said last week the bench is gonna start doing their podcast again I talked to Rippy yesterday he ran that with those guys the bench they're like a Michigan Ohio thing they're gonna start off it's off off bench Off the Bench yeah they're gonna start doing theirs again good that's awesome to see those boys back because they are they're huge in that one na B yeah big area for yeah Ohio IND PL to start up again to try try and get on a regular basis good good to see those boys back yeah I just don't want it to become a competition between content people either like I see people like I've had people reach out to me and you know want to and I hate saying this is the only way I can word it but I don't want it to be worded like this but like they want to kind of ride the wave a little bit like in in a sense like they we've already established a footing in it so like you could ask virtually anybody to come on your on your group without hesitation complete confidence you could be like hey Ryan Harvey would you like to come on my podcast and talk some [ __ ] you couldn't do that when you first started you know what I'm saying like now people couldn't do that two mon until the marriage your world serious we couldn't do that but what I'm saying is like you know we kind of get lost in we kind of get lost in that in that sense of like at the end of the day these are you know these are conference guys but they're just people you know what I mean like we can talk about anything but I think you you solidified yourself so people know that you're not just going to you know it's not a a waste of their time you know what I mean like people are actually watching this and looking at it and things like that so well and I agree with you sorry Dustin go ahead I was gonna say another thing that we've kind of put forward is something that you have said all along throughout this this podcast Heaven is um one of the reasons why we allegedly did the the streams of the association it's to it's to put the people from our area to the Forefront of what we we want to push the people in our area we want to push them show them hey that like this is what the people from our area are doing and that that is that's that's our goal with that you know what I mean it's not to right yeah if if we can get some some additional followers where people are staying with us until 1100 p.m. on a Tuesday night to us talk my followers have L left a long time ago yeah right right but that's like like if they stay that's awesome like th this is for us but like the streams and that's why we like them so much was to put uh the players from our area that are either in the conference or like you said earlier in the lower levels the CDE those levels don't get the the and that's where all the players are all the players are are in the CD and E below the conference like they love hearing their name they love seeing they how many Clips have we seen where it's jro going nuts over some like over some dude hitting a gap or something like that or a grand slam or a triple play you know what I mean just stupid [ __ ] like that like yeah come on jro you guys see that come on jro hit it but anyway that's that's no but I was gonna you lost it but but it's genuine though but that's what it is that that's what it is get the the the great players from our area oh try go ahead get it get it going you know what I mean get them in the Forefront yeah and that's oh wait hold on Heaven sorry he finally found it yeah we we gota we gotta go here says triple play now can't hear it bad you can't hear it which is unfortunate cuz this is some of my best commentary it's your only commentary you [ __ ] the worst get down get R all right just done it live you could have done it live know loaded here bad spot in the top of the seventh for baloi roll over bones one bones two bones three let's go Triple Play Oh Baby see that's a genuine reaction yes you know it's not it's not made up it's it's authentic like you know you and I I I don't even know why I even go down some of these rabbit holes on YouTube but I mean we've all seen bat reviews you know different people doing them there are some people out there that are just it's just not entertaining like when when the Smash Bros bat Bros were doing theirs they were you could you I'm a big energy guy you know I'm a big I'm a big Dugout guy like if I don't feel that that the response is genuine and authentic I'm not gonna I'm not gonna watch it um so that's what I'm saying like you know I think every state has somebody that could you know kind of bring their state up to the Forefront I mean that's what it's about it's representing your your your neck of the woods you know well here's the piece and this is what I loved about softball and sensor and when I was drunk last Tuesday after the pod and I was like he I don't believe it don't lie to us man all right when I was sober on a run after last pod but I was like Evan would you want to come on you were just like [ __ ] yeah I was like what the what okay cool I don't look at us as [ __ ] like I know we've grown a lot in the last two months thanks to you know the mailman uh Hardy harling and and getting us down to to a major world series I know we've grown a lot for that I know we've grown a lot because of Keith baloi getting us to the piff and introducing us to to certain people and having interviews where I still look at us as a stupid little [ __ ] podcast that we talk softball this time of year honestly we we we have a prototype out there it's called the milking Glory it's a it's a it's a milking table and a glory hole that is like portable that's what we talk about we talk about zombies and casual and like anonymous sex and the offseason but this year it's a little different but people listen and we have fun with it and softball is a fun [ __ ] sport well we have fun [ __ ] playing softball we have fun look and and you you want what this podcast is and what like bring it has become go look look look at the Tik Tok um when we got the season deis letter you can look at the last live stream of our games when we were doing it when saw when I saw the um when I saw the uh what's it called the letter from Utrip the season desist you can look at that and and just kind of see my face you can go on our Tik Tok it's the second Tik Tok on uh bring it pod and it's me jumping on at like 10:45 at night just [ __ ] crushed because I didn't I didn't I did see it you were talking to yourself yeah it was just you right yeah yeah I see I did see it I saw saw bring it someone like you gota look at this and I was like this dude like he's he's about to commit suicide here he's having a come to moment right here I was I was crying like I'm an emotional [ __ ] to begin with I don't give a [ __ ] I'm a four I'm a 42y old man 350 pound man like I'm an emotional bastard and I don't give a [ __ ] I've talked about Mental Health on here how bad I struggle with mental health how important I think it is and everything else but like when I couldn't when we couldn't excuse me I apologize like it's it's a we like when we couldn't broadcast the people that are going down and playing at the conference level when we couldn't go down and broadcast CWS DWS e Worlds the people from our area going and playing at a national level in different tournaments and because I understand why it's a business that hurt me like that hurt us like it's not a we don't make [ __ ] money and it's not it's not it didn't hurt us monetarily because there's no money all no it hurt me like personally like I enjoy you heard me on the World Series how much I just enjoy broadcasting Heaven I love bro [ __ ] Molly Hamill of baloi uh uh Sam cluder watching [ __ ] Dustin at the duel uh getting ingrained with this chaos team because of tabin and Alissa Derek rookie of the year the conference no big deal at the women's level like proposing the Sasha killings canceling my plans on a night to watch chaos win the women's double A like that's what I love I love that I love bringing attention to different parts of this game I we're not trying to make money listen if somebody like I said in the beginning this if somebody wants to pay us if somebody wants to pay you $50,000 to stop our [ __ ] jobs and do this fulltime awesome I want to promote that be [ __ ] cool I want to promote the [ __ ] like what what what got me horny about you was the fact that you started as a local group you're us you're you're us we're doing this on a podcast having [ __ ] you started as a podcast and you blew the [ __ ] up because of you know the people you're knowing and the [ __ ] you're putting out there too what we're doing it's a [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] Hobby and it's passionate I am passionate about this [ __ ] thing I just want it back I want my ability to stream our people that are doing well and give me a [ __ ] code I don't give a [ __ ] what you want like give me a code let me let me promote the people from our area to do well like yeah especially since you didn't make money off of it I I think it's kind of odd that I mean you're essentially it's not like you you streamed it and sold it or streamed it and tried to make money you were essentially just trying to bring more attention to youa now obviously you know there's there's more to like they have a contract down there they have to meet with that Stadium build and there there it's it's a cash grab right now I hate to say it I mean it's you have to pay before you walk in the door where's your hold on hold on hold on where's that I could let me go back to a certain post I saw somewhere where saw some some uh compensation of certain people where what I'm what what we're doing players no not players maybe people that's that picture is in our in our in our chat jro yeah I'm not gonna maybe I won't share it but like there it's public it's public it's public knowledge is but like you're you're telling me the fact that like you know I get that it's a business but here here's the here's the thing before you get into that hold on darl if you if you were to say to people you guys got to give me 10 15 bucks to restream your games and you have to send that to [ __ ] Utrip they're paying it people are paying it it's free Mark it's cheap marketing I mean I don't know 18 why they would I don't know why they wouldn't tell you that you we you got to give us 30 bucks or 100 bucks a turn or 150 bucks a tournament you can stream you're gonna teams are going to pay it yeah can you not throw those big numbers I don't know- they charge the photographers to take pictures at tournaments right like that's bullsh my my thing was I'm not like like we said we're not making money it's it's because it's can't go live on your phone while you're down there either no no you can't do [ __ ] like I understand it's a business but at the same point like I had people messaging me after we had that season theist saying I I I subscribe to UTA live.com I'm and I still watch you and I'm never subscribing to youa do live.com and I'm never watching it I only watch it through you it's both ends like it doesn't matter if I'm streaming it or not my best [ __ ] friend said I love you I'm not supporting you on that platform regardless yeah and and and listen you can go back through the um you can go back through some interviews like with with Lori of the Massachusetts women state director you can go back through you know Alysa Derek tab Hebert Maddie ratty of chaos and and these other women and even you know I go back to hickey but like I go back to a lot of the women's game is where I'm really like how do we promote this how do we continue to grow the women's game because it's smaller and there's a lot of great women's player out there [ __ ] the [ __ ] the fast pitch game on the pro level how do we promote the slow pitch game well it's like what you guys are doing are [ __ ] awesome we have people that played in the 90s early 2000s before we started this being like yo you guys showing up to tournaments and broadcasting this [ __ ] is [ __ ] awesome like big sponsors Joel with chosen you know teams that maybe you don't know but joela Chosen and keep a LLY we had you know um allamerican Jimmy Thurman with with with with allamerican with Rondo being like what you guys are doing are [ __ ] awesome you know Mike Manning [ __ ] all these guy Rob pereiro PF like thinking about all these guys that are big sponsors at least in our in our area nationally being like you're promoting the [ __ ] game and then yeah a dream yeah it's it's it's kind of whack I mean I true story give you a little quick little background I 18 years old my my very first arrest uh I was bootlegging CDs and DVDs man bootlegging CDs and DVDs back in the day um like back when CDs were still being sold at record stores and stuff we'd sell them for like five bucks three for 10 uh movies all that stuff but so bootlegging is all that I understand the criminal aspect of that you're you're makinging money off of it but when you're essentially like if I just started making videos about how you should go shop at Target and show videos of me and Target and how great their clothes are what as an example you think Target's gonna go he this guy's sending us customers we should probably tell them to stop probably not yeah the entire the entire time that we were we would restream these games we would say hey go get a subscription go get you can find all more more games than just this one at this it's just a I mean I get that they have to do it at the end of the day they have to do it it's a legal thing um because if they let one person do it they you know they they have to let everybody do it or right it's just a it's a slippery slope situation but I mean I could see the I could see the negatives in it like maybe you know again we're the we're on the low end of the totem pole of UA I mean you baseball and fast pitch and things like that so when people could start streaming other teams and using it for scouting reports and you know things like that then I could kind of see that aspect of it but Heaven we're not them who's [ __ ] watching who's watching [ __ ] the the team you're playing in B worlds for hey let's check in to bring it and let's see what they're no you're not doing that like well maybe I mean the more we promote our local teams we might right if if there was a regionalized like different things that showed these games wouldn't I would go back and watch some of these games of like random teams that I'm in the division of you know what I mean like I want to see what's on around you know what I mean why wouldn't you know what it was it was Alissa Derek and and uh Anna schulzer and Shelby morose of chaos dou a women's AA if you couldn't tell by the [ __ ] names but it was like women's like that women like that Alyssa Derek's mother used to watch us all the time for the streams because it was easy Molly Hamill her mother watched us on streams because it was easy for her to find her daughter play whatever she was but they didn't watch the streams to watch softball they watched the streams to watch softball and to hear you commentate right and then Molly's ham Molly Hamill's mother turned into uh up Tuesday night one night and lasted five minutes I was like oh this isn't for me I'm like yeah we were probably talking glory holes mistakes were made yeah but like and that's the thing like I you know I'm not gonna be able last next next week There's cross promotion hit and sit will be back next week uh I won't be able to host it because I'm gonna be in Germany I haven't T DW texted me earlier today and I was on the phone until um I was on the phone until we bro but like I don't know like I'm I love I love the UT trip but like I'm it's sad I think big I think come for it I I do need to shout out DW oh sorry I'm sorry I thought you done go ahead all I was saying was what he did at Worlds was was good for good for him in the podcast 100% um you a well DW I first saw him on YouTube and it was D I think it was dw58 or 48 whatever his YouTube name was yeah um that's where I started seeing the commentating now a rep as the as the CEO of softball uncensored it wouldn't be me if I didn't say this but DW sounds like Ben Stein to me yeah you know not he his love for the game is goes without question because anybody who you know does commits this kind of time to it I and he do the hit and sit he just he's just kind of I've had uh back and forth with DW and commentary with uh because he runs the old scout Message Board I've had back and forth with him before on my page and I said uh at one point I said that's why I don't like the old scout is because you can hide behind a fake name here at stht uncensored you got a Facebook profile you g say it you can put a name to it um and we kind of went back and forth a little bit but I mean he's still in the group and I I think what he's brought to the attention to the conference um I don't think anybody was willing to do what he's done he he might like he might like softball more than every single one of us sitting in this podcast oh yeah without a doubt I will yeah I will tell he probably was the originator of it all I mean if you really think about it he was he probably was especially for what we're doing I mean we're kind of like with the the old scout and then with the videos as well like he's exactly that's another guy it be fun to get on here and listen to like he he he started getting to tournaments and doing the the tournament reports and the all tournament in the right up like he doesn't even do the writeups anymore because he doesn't have time right his tournament writeups used to be the best I tell you what we need to we we just need to move um we just need to move it to a night other than Tuesdays Tuesdays the only reason DW hasn't joined us here on the podcast DW has been invited he's he knows us obviously but and me obviously it's just because I've been down there but like DW has something every Tuesday night so he can't join us we might have to do something that's a little different on Tuesday night just kidding What's that he's going to the Elk's lounge or Bingo on Tuesday night what is he doing a NASCAR thing I wasn't gonna [ __ ] tell him no noar yeah big time NASCAR yeah he does a [ __ ] NASCAR Tuesday every Tuesday night he has he's missed it nine times I think in like six years like that's his thing he does these races and like I love that for him because tonight heaven I'm a big drag queen guy I love drag there's a big drag queen show down in Boston tonight it's Jinx uh Monsoon and de la crem I missed it tonight my wife has given up a lot right I love drag queens come on how do you think he named you heaven and you haven't watched the Jamie Neil uh interview yet what are you w no I trust me it i' I've wanted to watch it I wanted to watch it um over the weekend family [ __ ] and I want to watch it yesterday work work's been a [ __ ] so and then family stuff happened but it's this shit's done because of love like it's the same stuff it we're all we're all the same and I think people realize that and that's why we're in lawsuits and cease and theists I I just think you're above us because you're in a law suit we're just we just got to cease and desist so it's a little different nah man I'm not I'm not above anybody man I I I did have [ __ ] like you said it's not a it's not a [ __ ] ego thing it's it's bring us all together and having fun and like it's a stupid hobby I was motivated though I when I was doing the interviews from my personal page I don't I know you saw the guy that you know hit the 117 on the radar the other day supposedly who was that give or take allegedly uh allegedly uh no no no no no offense to him he just went up there and hit so he doesn't he didn't set up the round it's another story but I interviewed him from my personal page before I had the group and there was a a we'll call it a BSC softball page it was called us entertainment and they were at like I think they're at like 7,000 followers and I got in there and it was the same same idea like they had you know same softball stuff well I put that video in there to promote him you know what I mean like hey you know this is a BSC guy playing here you know I just want I just posted it so people could watch it who didn't get to watch it and the the uh the admin of that page got I I don't want to say offended but he got upset he felt like I was promoting my own thing I had a I had a ASP Banner made behind me from a guy that repped ASP I got nothing free from ASP like I it I just looked cool behind me like right now you got pictures of my kids but I had a banner that was behind behind me to kind of just kind of give it a little you know Little Jazz you know and uh they they got upset and said that I needed to pay him to post this video on this page and all this [ __ ] and I you know I was like you know what and I had several people reach out to me it's like man that's [ __ ] up they should have let you post that video D so you know what [ __ ] this man I'm gonna make my own damn page and I'm gonna [ __ ] build my own [ __ ] and we'll just [ __ ] do it the way and it'll be like it'll be authentic you know I'm just going to give places for players to come and talk softball anytime they want to and that's that's what it is it's for that For the Love of the Game and well you want to talk about BC I'm G kind of go off [ __ ] topic not off topic but off color I guess and this all goes back to that BSC I and I'm I guess is where we're going kind of [ __ ] go or spot because we weren't going three hours tonight but we're at three hours again for the third week a row um I was in Birmingham I was in Birmingham for a New Year's Eve my wife and I used to go away every New Year's Eve when I was still in hockey because of you know we get away have some fun we went to Birmingham because of a Marriott email we were on a bar crawl we were going to the typical Bar Crawl you know bars and there was one with a big ass line and we're like a [ __ ] this we passed a bar before and it was a it was a BSC bar we'll just call it that you know to be remember you know remain political correct it was a [ __ ] it it was a black bar you know it was a black only bar or not black only but it was a black bar and the doorman was like you know it's 20 bucks I'm like I don't pay covers I don't wait in lines I don't like this it's just my own thing I'm like all right we're bouncing he's like are you part of the bar roll I said yeah so he was like all right come on in and I think it was like he we ended up paying five bucks each so it was 10 bucks we had the N of our life we sat next to somebody that looked like she was 22 years old she was a 45y old woman with a bunch of with with with with a with a daughter that was like 20 years old I'm like what the [ __ ] like black don't crack is a [ __ ] real thing she looked amazing we had the best night of our [ __ ] life like we had a absolute blast and I'm only saying this because we we're people in the Northeast I don't know how much you know New England you ever you ever go to the you you ever go to the bread aisle of uh your grocery store of maybe your public maybe your Piggly Wiggly and it's uh you know it's a lot of white bread right well that's what the Northeast is and I gotta tell you it it was [ __ ] amazing because it's like it's nice to get out of our environment and enjoy diver like that's why Amanda and I my wife and I want to [ __ ] leave the Northeast we want diversity we want different viewpoints we want to have some fun with somebody that's not just that's why I'm jealous of somebody like you live in Atlanta where there is that it's not a parochial whatever I'm getting political and religious but like whatever it's not a paral I don't give a [ __ ] yeah I see you [ __ ] D money [ __ ] fading on I don't know what you're yeah you're just like uh we're just going on I don't know where this is going but like man like get out here here's the thing get out experience different [ __ ] live it don't live in your [ __ ] bubble and have some [ __ ] fun with life like that Birmingham New Year's Eve Amanda and I still talk is the most fun New Year's Eve we've ever had and we've we we went to like 10 different cities before we stopped that [ __ ] and it was the [ __ ] best because we you just take a different experience that's the one thing in the Northeast about softball we don't have that diversity of every other place in the country that has the the BC tournaments the WSL the the Indian [ __ ] like we they don't we don't have that in the Northeast so like they get down to just just being down here for six months it's it's softball is difference I opening it's year round too in the South softball's year round what what's the what's the softball for northern states like what months done it's done in November you want to play Indo you're indoor right now until probably till March late March indoor tournaments yeah but it's a rag ball and it's shitty not all of it no we're moving to well some of it is like wood bat ASA balls trash not interested yeah I made a mistake when I said I love would that it's all it's all overnight it starts at like I know in Connecticut it's all midnight till 7 in the morning it's it's awful sucks yeah 9:45 a. start on Saturday I'm looking forward to it yeah we don't have that when I was in Connecticut we started at midnight it's making a change now that these the domes are coming and are are more of a play now it's getting better but it's not it's not great yeah what uh you know um there is another you you asked me about a UT trip change about the elite tag you know there's you were talking about women's softball I can give you a little little 411 on a change in the women's game for Conference next year [ __ ] I was just gonna run to piss but go ahead I want to hear this this is a women's rule you can go PP no go ahead I'm good so they are supposedly they are supposedly making the women's ball harder and making a proem hardcore women's ball I saw that today I was on Direct Sports looking at to buy some balls and I saw the women's hardcore ball on there today yeah they uh I mean I don't know Jamie Neil is not playing anymore but I would feel that'd be an advantage for her again you know hitting an even harder Ball but you know I know I gonna ask you think a transwoman would hit this harder ball better yeah you know there was a we were on a Time I'm crunch with that that interview I hate bringing up that one constantly I mean I've done several interviews on there but that is the most recent one but she she kept she there was a lot of things that I wanted to piggyback on other questions but she she put us on a time crunch because she had to go get dinner but you know she said uh if she wasn't playing women's ball she would probably be be be playing b or a in men's no I said now with four home runs of the women ball there's no way I've seen her play four home runs no no dude you gotta be if if I'm playing with a women's ball uh I'm I'm home run champ you better [ __ ] believe that e would be that class E would be the class that she would be playing in one of the major yeah one of the ma the the biggest things I've seen between the the men's game and the women's game is just the speed of the the running even even like slow guy I mean slow guys would sometimes beat out balls in the women's game you know what I mean it's it's just a it's a slower game in general well here we go we got a quick mfk for you Coco what do you have all right it's not slow we have we have a merry [ __ ] kill for every guest now so mfk here here we go Coco this is where Coco chimes in this is why we were and this is why I was sharing Marge Simpson so the mfk it's Marge Simpson Jesus Lois Griffin and it's willstone one Coco you stepped up your game after last week thank God he start if you want no no no no no no no Heaven because we'll let Heaven we're gonna do Heaven Can you keep rotating can I see the can I see the pictures again can I just just keep rotating through I gave you I gave you mar mar is looking good with that hair I'm not gonna lie man look at what Lois is packing I see I'm an ass man so I don't know you know oh you would have I wish ID had a miss incredible Mrs Incredible for you then damn this is rough hold on Heaven I got something for you let me uh here let me just pull this one up real quick um we're we're working on some stuff here at the podcast we're always I see what uh when you guys are spending alone time with that Vaseline from college I see what type of type of uh selections we're choosing PornHub this not this is not this is not simpsons's Cannon right here no I don't think so also I also love this hickey is pissed and he he's saying he got screwed last week I love it I also love that he's still here y listen this is yeah oh where'd you go keep keep keep just keep flowing through him C I was letting you go I was letting you get I got I think I got heaven heaven what do you got Coco put your [ __ ] up Mar Marge is is is as cute as she is right here man the voice The Voice give me gives me old grandma Vibes I've watched I would I'd probably go with the kill on Marge Simpson um she she's she's banging Homer for crying out loud you know here's the thing she is banging Homer and you don't have to hold her head back if she ever gives you head while you're married she's also Gonna Knock You Out Mar this is tough man who's not marrying I'm not there you go and my my early early day Recon people were not marrying Lois either yeah yeah I don't know I don't know here's that's an hour glass he heaven have what I'm looking at we're killing we're killing Marge who are you marrying who you [ __ ] I'm Maring Lois Lois marrying Lois and we're [ __ ] Wilma Wilma Wilma can get it man I'm marrying I'm marrying Lois Lois is gonna hold the house down man are she's gonna keep the house in order that's what you're [ __ ] that's what like that's your [ __ ] what the [ __ ] that's your that's your decid while I'm playing softball on Saturdays Lois is keeping the house in order you're you're going the wrong way there's no [ __ ] shot Lois is keeping she's gonna have the [ __ ] she's gonna have the UPS guy in the garage making an only fans video okay I'm also into that cuck holding [ __ ] so Lois is my [ __ ] play no Wilma Wilma's definitely getting the D bro let you're gonna let the Bedrock 100% it's authentic you're doing on a stone bed there's no give you know it's how bad is it down there Heaven I got a question EV I got a question for you you heard of the Sasquatch soap that's authentic soap man they're cleaning that [ __ ] what what what kind of kinks are we into that you're not into a stone BT like are you a vanilla type of guy like what's going on is this where no I'm just saying that you know sometime you remember like uh can you imagine growing up in the 70s in the 80s like as an adult and doing it on a water bed yeah I did in the early [ __ ] 2000s that sucks bro no dude that sucks hold on for dear life yeah I N it sucks man I don't give me give me uh give me some authentic right there Wilma Wilma can get it she's got a nice body and she's probably got a very very hairy bush down there cuz I don't believe they were shaving back then so oh it's I'll have to deal with it I'll have to deal with it but my gu all right so we're marrying Lois we're [ __ ] Wilma and we're killing March yeah 100% my heaven heaven heaven you got a new nickname you you for ever be known as Heaven from softball and sensor because you've created a place that that is uncensored and you you bring just straight [ __ ] news I love the fact that you are you know not only are you bringing rumors to the page into the softball Community you're fact cheing them as well like it's not like you're just throwing [ __ ] out there also it's [ __ ] up you you fit up with this [ __ ] up crew like I don't know that's more than anything you're you're like a you're you're hickey you fit them with these boys thanks so much for for being a being on here for not a three-hour podcast and or a three hour no definitely not a three- Hour podcast appreciate it heaven have a great one good luck with the bugs tomorrow we'll catch up with you buddy thanks buddy thank you very much one last thing one last thing I know y friends with Scott harling and Scott harling and I were going back and forth about the hide in the uh Fielder look out for a well-rested Scott harling in 2024 man he uh he had a lot of time to watch some softball this cheer he should be good to go for now you're going to drop [ __ ] at the end here unbelievable get me out of here well rest I love it talk to you B appreciate it holy [ __ ] that was great all right it's [ __ ] 11:15 let's not yeah I thought we were just gonna continue with the mfk but he just he got him out of here Coco bring him up again I got it all right I know what I'm doing uh I'm Mar I'm Maring Wilma well you might have to after [ __ ] tonight with another three-hour podcast and I'm I'm killing [ __ ] Marge can't do the voice so you're marrying Wilma you're [ __ ] Lois and you're killing March yeah the voice has gotta go Coco I had the same as uh heav Lois wil up Marge D Money uh I'm going to marry Lois okay I'm gonna [ __ ] March she's got blue hair she's got blue hair it's your first blue hair woman she could be a little crazy before Oh D could be a little crazy she doesn't have to talk right where we got we got one thing going on here we got you know I'm gonna kill Wilma maybe you know what I mean it's a tough call but uh I was a big family guy guy yeah you know what I mean you know there not a big Flintstones guy so there was something during that that that Heavens during mfk that really hit me where he was like I'm not gonna [ __ ] Vilma on a on a on a rock bed and that got me thinking like if she's willing to [ __ ] on a rock bed look at those [ __ ] curves oh who doesn't love a curvy woman I don't care if you're a buck 20 or if you're 320 if you're a curvy woman I'm loving you um it's kind of between like it's kind of between like Wilma and Marge at this point Who's the Kink here of the two I do feel like Marge is probably just a vanilla L even with that big hair oh you think so she's hiding something yeah I think she's probably just a a vanilla um Wilma Wilma I am marrying just because if she's used to [ __ ] cleaning up Dino [ __ ] now are you marrying her in her time yeah yeah because I'll come you know what I mean I don't think she's coming I don't know it's really between Wilma and Lois because Lois I've definitely jerked off to and some some uh some anime porn back in the day I've definitely come to Lois I've never come to Wilma I your PornHub algorithm must be wild you should see it um Jesus Christ back in the day like if I'm going off of who I've jerked off to it's I'm marrying Lois I'm [ __ ] Wilma or I'm [ __ ] Marge and I'm killing Wilma okay marrying Wilma will marrying Wilman because I could [ __ ] slap her around a bit and she's definitely gonna choke the [ __ ] out of me Lois is gonna be one of those naughty little like I'm dressing up for you you may be able to tie me up with scarves a little bit and then Marge Marge is the [ __ ] Marge is the [ __ ] yeah because like Wilma's gonna tie me up like she's gonna knock me out and [ __ ] me with a [ __ ] super cold 's take the scarf off and just tie each other up I I I just I I feel like Lois I'm more sexually attracted to than Marge but I feel like Marge could have some like domination in her which really could get me off as well we could have like a nice like hot wife situation she's a spirit yeah but it's like who's like Marge Marge isn't necessarily like uh you know I don't know if Marg is an open relationship kind of woman so we're marrying Wilma we're [ __ ] now are we still all these all these women are are married in their in their cartoon Lots they're all married to other people it doesn't it doesn't matter where I am in the situation I could be in the chair in the corner jerking off crying taking the video and posting on pnhub which I feel like with Wilma that is the case I feel like with Wilma we're going to have an ability to make money on only fans as well as have a great sex life she's going to do very well with my kids uh meanwhile Lois is gonna be Lois I'm worried about like she might [ __ ] around on me outside of our rules we've established in our height wife relationship where Marge Marge is the wild card out of all three but I'm gonna kill her anyway okay all right that was fantastic good good hourong one there boys that great non three hours 3:20 good night see oh my