and then we're like we're going to go to whataburger and so we get a whole group of us and we're all going over to whataburger i think my previous joke about throwing you into a hole in the shower was inaccurate you brought your own deep drill after all we're ordering food and then random event generator started to work boys the cogs started turning the second meet and bow and um who else was there somebody else was sitting with us but the three of us sat down and this random little boy walks up to us and he's like uh excuse me missus excuse me i know this sounds a little crazy but my mother she's not feeling very well and i would like to buy her some milk so if you have any money to spare so i could buy my mother some milk it would be greatly appreciated and i knew that he was pestering everybody and i knew he was i was like ain't no way this man about to buy some [ __ ] milk i was just thinking he wanted to buy a burger i didn't and then i was like you know what i just pulled a five dollar bill i think five or six dollars out of my backpack i love you knees that's what it was yeah dude yeah basically this kid came up and told us he wanted to buy milk and so i gave him six dollars so he would kind of like go away to buy some milk and then they're just sitting there awkwardly looking back at us and then bao is like what the [ __ ] is going on like and then we decided i was like i'm i should just buy their meal for them because i uh we didn't know what they were gonna buy so then i was like here you guys want to just choose something and i'll buy your meal for you and so then they order like 30 dollars worth of food and i bought their meal i bought these kids some meals and then after i bought their meal i turned around and i was like talking to these kids and she's like are you guys okay are you sure you don't have a you have a place to stay and they're like no we're okay miss but thank you like we have somewhere to stay we're okay and i was like okay like are you sure like are you guys okay like you guys need anything else we can drive you somewhere and they're like no it's okay we're fine and she's like okay and then i'm sitting down and then the second bow sits down i look at those boys and they got the most devious smirk on their faces and then bao was looking all they're all worried and i'm like bow they scammed us and she was like ain't no [ __ ] way and then i was like yeah and then she was like what the [ __ ] and then i think that ruined her mood because she looked so disappointed in that whataburger they gave us cold whataburger and then i was like uni how's your burger and she was all like it's a little cold and i was like ah and then bao was like like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] and then twins like i ordered a chocolate shake but they gave it but it doesn't look like a chocolate shake and i'm like oh that looks like a vanilla shake and she was like yeah but they told us that it just comes out white sometimes and i'm like that doesn't make any sense at all i'm pretty sure they just gave you a vanilla shake and they forgot like everybody else's shakes and then i was like what the [ __ ] and i'm like bow this is what i mean when i say noomi random event generator and she's like oh my [ __ ] god you're right she's like you [ __ ] my meal was good though mine was all right too