fields to the end zone it's called Washington for the Steelers touchdown welcome back to five-star matchup important programming note YouTube and the NFL are no longer allowing me to upload this show in full peep the description to find the rest of the quarters linked below or if you want the video in its glorious ad free full version hop over to patreon.com sl5 smmu and support the show for just four or seven bucks a month that's a dollar an episode well it's week two and we find ourselves in the often unfriendly confines of Mile High as Justin fields and your Pittsburgh Steelers seek their first 2 and 0 start since we had purchase limits on toilet paper enter B Nicks the Kenny tick it like 24-year-old rookie who played five count him five years in college and never really got good until the last one and then got nominated for the Heisman and overdrafted in the first round before throwing a deeply pathetic 13 touchdown passes on 713 goddamn passing attempts in his first two years while somehow being four years older than CJ stoud whoa was I in cerebro again now to Justin fields in the Steelers offense and you'd really like to see them get off to a strong start today I all right back to bavius Nicks and the bumbling Broncos offense who get going with a pitch underneath followed by an underwhelming run and on Third and short one must always remember Alexander the Great who swoops under his blocker like a pelican grabbing a gullet full of fish and this drive is dead than Shawn Payton's career without Drew Breeze back to the Steelers offense Fields faces and places a third and medium pass down the middle to his man Georgie Porgy who scampers between the hashes for a handful now see this this is the kind of sh I with first in 10 Strawberry Fields faces some fast pressure and simply outruns it not only does he turn a potential negative play into a positive one he turns it into a literal 16 yard run towed up the gut by the still seemingly tepid Jay Warren Gets him inside the 20 and no wonder Justin Fields is donning his finest Armani suit because we are in the business Zone because no one rocks a pair of slacks better than number 88 the mustachioed one dials up a neat little roll out lob to the MTH man and the Steelers are officially knocking on the door of their first score of the Season couple plays later and I cannot tell a lie it's the president himself Mr Darnell Washington pulling in the Steelers first touchdown of the year and the first of his career just a beautifully timed pitch and catch between fields and Washington and a gorgeous sequence called by Art Smith to finally break the plane for the Steelers you love to see it back to the Broncos who get Nicks settled into the game with another toss over the middle for a first and we had already into the second quarter into the second quarter now and if B Nick's passing ability was acting ability he'd be the galado of quarterbacks C no sure he looks the part but he stinks why even throw at Joey junr Broncos dot the eye at the one yard line because me but hey nothing more demoralizing than a 99 yard drive right Fields Falls forward to give him room to whisper before Naji Rockets through the middle to give him room to shout and don't look now but Art Smith is scheming a heck of a run game Justin finds Jaylen for the easy pitch and run but brri Jones proceeds to have perhaps the worst sequence I've ever seen an offensive lineman have firsty fall starts on Third and six to push him back but Strawberry Fields hits George anyways and they keep moving Nai who clearly has no vision hits a patient gash for a Gainer but what else is new it's coming back yet again young Bulldog brri Jones gets hit with a penalty while I'm not excusing it what the hell is Tomlin doing with brck Jones anyway pick a side and let him stick with it please second and 18 field stands in doesn't spin around like a top and scrambles right to deliver a bullet down the field to George Pickins who snares it for a field flipping Gainer is what I'd say if brri Jones wasn't in the midst of the worst stretch of his career and this one's coming back but do remember this play later when we talk about Justin Fields back over to the Broncos and their only hope is to get it moving on the ground and here they do so with an embarrassing gash at the heart of the Steelers highly compensated defense followed by more of the same this time from the quarterback himself and suddenly the Broncos are threatening to break into a Gallop luckily the Steelers employe Omega Level Eater of Worlds Trent Jordan wat who this time gets a sack with just a finger Nick's laid down for the goat if that's not respect I don't know what is Shawn Payton decides for some reason to go for it on Fourth and that goes pretty much exactly how you'd expect which is terrible yeah yeah rookie this rookie that this kid stinks where's he going with that pass anyway even if it doesn't get tipped at the line it's got no chance of being completed because Justin Fields has never one to look a gift horse in the mouth he stands and stands and stands and finally goes down for a minor loss just a baffling play but on second and 11 it's the always effervescent NJ man getting it back and more to set up a got to have it third and medium and have it they do Mike T loves to talk about players doing routine things routinely and that's what I've seen from Justin Fields over two weeks speaking of on second and six he fires another one deep this time to Van Justin Jefferson who had a step but gets interfered with again remember for Fields this isn't a completion but he did his job and it would have been complete without the penalty just saying deep in the Red Zone the Steelers hit Jay for a few followed by an absolutely in crinkling Pitch catch and dive into Pay Dirt by the Curious one and the Steelers take a commanding 14 to nothing lead is again what I would say if cleat blakeman wasn't the head official for this fing game but because he is I'm left wondering what it's like to root for a team that can score multiple touchdowns in a half at least there's a always the boss Steelers head in for orange slices and pretzel rods up by 10 get the full five-star experience by becoming a supporter on patreon you get the full show without ads plus access to our Discord server and plenty of other benefits best part is it literally costs $4 a month I don't want to hear it I've written $4 worth of jokes in this episode already or you wouldn't be watching join now patreon.com 5mu