George Floyd is still alive creepypasta.

I work as a Minneapolis Hospital receptionist I will not specify the hospital name for your safety our Hospital revolves primarily around helping women give birth it may seem like a boring job but I have my fair share of exciting moments it's always funny to virgins peek through the windows of the birthing rooms as an attempt to see some [ __ ] but they always get the surprise of seeing blood and poop everywhere it makes sense of course since they're in cells who don't have wives they have never seen a birth process looks like most of the time I see them duck away sometimes they would vomit from seeing it I'd always laugh whenever I hear some college kids say they plan on becoming a nurse so that they could see some [ __ ] when they help a new mother give birth some people are just desperate I guess today we had one of the most noteworthy victims yet it was fall of 2020 late at night when I just started my shift as usual I'd see the happy new to be mothers and fathers exiting the hospital whenever I see a black couple with their new child I would cringe you see I have a strong hatred against black people I always cringe seeing a new [ __ ] existing in the planet they are just monkeys who ruined the damn world what happened that night supports that statement I heard an alarm as I was doing some paperwork I heard screaming from one of the hospital rooms I went in there to investigate there I saw it I saw a black man pointing a gun at a white woman's belly who looked to be on the verge of giving birth I saw that the window was broken indicating how he went in let me sniff your [ __ ] or else I will shoot your belly the black man said I took a closer look at his face I recognized him he was George Floyd I was very confused since he was supposed to be dead months ago all the nurses were terrified George Floyd said the woman has 10 seconds to spread he legs to allow him to sniffer [ __ ] please ma'am I need some queef air George Floyd pleaded after the 10 seconds he used his hands to spread her legs himself and then proceeded to lean his head about an inch close to her [ __ ] I'm much better better now I can breathe he said he was sniffing to his heart's desire but then the woman started to push not to give birth to the baby but it was to take a [ __ ] the poop came out and now George Floyd started sniffing the smell of poop ah [ __ ] I can't breathe in the smell of poop he screamed George Floyd then ran off to another Hospital Birthing room he threatened another woman that he would shoot her pregnant belly if she doesn't let him sniff her [ __ ] we needed to get rid of him I didn't know what we could resort to in order to stop a gunman I volunteered to search the hospital to find any potential weapon to stop George Floyd I searched through the hallways every staff room and every cabinet no object in the hospital could be a direct threat to a gunman so I decided I needed to be creative to defeat this [ __ ] our hospital has plenty of masks we all know there's carens who refuse to wear masks because they can't breathe this gave me an idea I could grab a mask and then sneak behind George Floyd when he least expects it I could hold the mask in front of him and then pull it against his nose and mouth suffocating him I took a disposable mask and then ran to the room I last saw him when I entered the room I had a surprise at first all I saw was the pregnant woman lying down on her belly at closer inspection I saw that she had her pregnant belly crushing George Floyd's neck ma'am I can't breathe under your belly George Floyd moaned she was asfixia George Floyd with her belly after 10 minutes George Floyd surrendered and jumped out of the window the woman successfully gave birth she named her baby the [ __ ] killer because when you think about it her large belly which was caused by the weight of the child was what had stopped George Floyd I wrote this as a warning to you all George Floyd is not dead he is a criminal who is on a rampage for air and fenel he manipulated the media to believe he is dead to let our guards down but he is still out there avoid him at all costs