LOWRES: There is A Lot of Jeffrey Jones in Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice (2024)

DC did you see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice no I have not actually haven't seen the original either so I'm wow Jeffrey Jones is a known and convicted pedophile sex offender he was taking photos of a 13-year-old Filipino boy last time we talked to detective Wolfman you pulled up the case File and that's why he's not in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice except he is in Beetle Juice Beetlejuice he's everywhere in Beetle and it feels like Tim Burton is like yeah this isn't a big deal to me I don't give a [ __ ] about this and I know you said I can't put Jeffrey Jones in my movie but I'm going to put him all over the movie because you didn't let me cast him he's going we're going to have a closeup on his gravestone with the Children's Choir singing behind it we're going to have a stop motion Jeffrey Jones crashing a plane into the Amazon and getting eaten by a shark we're going to have his character half eaten walking around throughout the movie and we're going to hire an impersonator who sounds just like him and then there's going to be photos all over the Beetlejuice house okay all right we get the idea now um and it was it was very startling to see Jeffrey Jones pop up in that film he's alive right oh yeah he's alive is he in jail probably hanging out in his garage right now with some young strapping man well how do you feel about them not hiring him instead doing this I think it's a clever [ __ ] you but it also lends a lot of credence to my Tim Burton pedophile file cult Theory yeah what's what's the sauce on that did did you just pull that out or do you have any you're say I I I slander all the time so I understand I'm just asking you know if there's any now I love Tim Burton if there was one director that inspired me to getting the film making when I was a boy it was Tim Burton so this is all just out of I don't want to believe this is true maybe I don't even believe it's true maybe it's just thoughts in my head but Tim Burton worked with Jeffrey Jones on a number of films one of his favorites one of his go-to guys Tim Burton's whole aesthetic kind of like a John K John cric fi is Disturbed childhood Tim Burton also worked with Paul rubben so he's worked with two guys two of his guys who are reliably in his films both checked out by the police and actually had possession of some sort of child pornography we're not Paul Rubin oh yes Paul ruin too Paul ruin too all we talk about is the jacking off thing is that not like uh the here's what happened with that and this is why it got brushed into the rug and nobody really talks about it someone ratted out Paul rubben who did it we don't know we have no idea now he got off the hook because he said hold on a second I don't have you know they got confused it's not child pornography I'm I'm a pornographic art collector I have these books from the 1920s there's naked children in them but that's just art it was photography and they said H okay all right and then shortly thereafter an investigation open opened up into Jeffrey Jones and they got him for taking phot taking lwd photos dressing a little Filipino boy in a cowboy hat in his garage nude and he confessed he said I'm guilty so he actually I don't even think he went to prison when we looked it up I think they just said ah why don't you go pick up cans by the side of the road and get back to work I hate that don't you hate that guys I hate pedophiles bro I don't like them I want to see none of them in my movies ew ew ew that's my heart stance yes pedophiles are gross ew e icky yucky yeah I thought you were gonna say you hate picking up cans on the side of the road I was like how many times you have to do that yeah i' I've never done community service though that sounds kind of cool you're chilling out with your Bros you know you pick up a couple things and you talk about you're like hey you ain't life hard you know your Bros in the Chain Gang yeah you're wearing a fashionable vest yes yes yes um but you know who hates pedophiles guys he proba he probably shoot him in the head choer she

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