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says the woman who can't stop writing breakup anthems about her ex's pot meat Kettle let's not forget the real casualties here gwin's children apple and Moses can you imagine being named after a godamn fruit they're going to need some serious therapy after being dragged around the world for their mom's Instagram content I bet apple is going to grow up and write a tell all book about her mom's goo vampire I can see it now the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree how my mom's vagina egg scrambled my brain yay thinks that these celebrities need to stop exploiting their kids for social media likes it's time for them to get a real job like running for office well you festering goblins that's all the time we have for today's episode of celebrity Madness join us next time when we'll be dissecting the latest in Celebrity implosions and public shows until then remember Fame is a but being an is forever and don't forget to follow me on Instagram for more Globe trotting exploits and not so subtle attempts to stay in the spotlight make sure to buy my latest album p