bodybuilder 'pillow' & american gladiator 'ice' meet ed o'neill & jamie foxx

for your mama's wheel of sudden death it's time for your mama's wheel of sudden death you know the rules I spin the wheel whatever body part it lands on that's where you have to direct your disc tea dog teeth your mama is so toothless it takes an hour to eat minute R po ball your turn eyes your mama's so blind she got eyes on her butt and still can't see squat oh I'm sorry foosball you use the word eyes but technically that's a butt dis and that makes te dog our winner congratulations TG you certainly come a long way now you can stop here and take home your winnings or face the final test and become a true Dirty Dozen Grand Grand Master are you willing to risk it all double or nothing and go for greatness he'll go for [Applause] it that means you'll be facing off with the alltime dirty dozens Hall of Fame Champion Ed O'Neal [Applause] who is this loser oh you trying to step to me huh hey I have a girl who does that for me yeah come on Christy chill you and I Ty y love car she's a rough chick now you'll have to settle your differences on the field of dozens T Dog you've got 60 seconds to diss our Champions mama so badly he gets his butt out of the royal barer chair this is for the championship 60 seconds on the clock ready begin your mama's so fat she got a job at Magic Mountain pushing a buccaneer [Applause] your mom is so fat after sex she smokes turkeys she's so fat after making love to her I roll over twice and I'm still on her [Applause] your mama is so stupid she was filling out a job application and said sign here she put Sagittarius well your mama is so ugly Ted Danon wouldn't date her your mama so fat she plays hop Scots like this La Chicago [Applause] your mama is so stupid she gave your uncle because he said it would help his unemployment yeah well your mama glass is so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving [Applause] and your mama's nose is so big you can go bowling with her boogers and your mama's so fat before God said let there be light he told her move your big butt out of the way for that one man what's up yeah yeah ladies and gentlemen the champion maintains his throne congratulations ladies send him home to his big fat stinking mama he don't love them ho that's the we [Music] tonight e e