-No, what?
-No. Not interested. No, not interested'' in what? ln whatever it is
that you're selling, pal. Okay. l didn't even say anything. Well, you were about to. -l was?
-Yeah. You were about to give me
your best opening line. Something like, '' Hey, girl.'' Which is neither clever
nor charming. Then you were probably gonna
follow it with the classic: '' Hey, you know what would
look really good on you? Me.'' People actually say stuff
like that in real life? Well, just so you know,
l'm not that guy. For all l know, you could be the kind
of guy who cruises frat parties... ...because he knows he can capitalize
on the dearth of sensitive types... ...which is even worse, man,
because it's sneaky. Okay. A, you're crazy... ...which is not entirely unappealing. And B, l'm not that guy either. -Well, then what are you doing there?
-l'm in the band. We got paid 50 bucks to play,
and 50 bucks is 50 bucks, lady. You guys--
You guys were actually good. Thank you. So, what are you doing here,
Little-Miss-Know-lt-All? l mean, besides making a sport
out of scowling into your beer there. Hey, scowling can be fun. Well, look, l've gotta go
pack up my gear. lt was wonderful sharing
this moment with you. Really. Look, just so you know, all right?
All l was gonna say was: '' Hi, my name's Charlie.
What's yours?'' That's all. And then l was hoping
maybe we'd talk a little... ...and l'd find out you're the girl
who doesn't... ...usually come to parties
like these. And that would explain
why the cutest girl in the whole place... ...is alone by herself
in the corner. Because you're right.
Most of the guys here are creeps. And the girls are even worse. And, God, l hope they don't procreate,
but they will. And we're just gonna have to do
our best. And fight the good fight. And make sure their kind
doesn't take over the world. That's all. Charlie? Jen. My name's Jen. Well, it's nice to meet you, Jen.