The Project 2025 Song!

hey there who are you oh just the most important document in our country's history you mean the Constitution n the Declaration of Independence yes again The Federalist Papers the Federalist what no even more important than whatever you just said now sit right here and I'll tell you all about me I'm just a little paper for the ages a way to set the government straight a short 887 pages on how to make America great Again by force through the president's agenda removing all of those who disagree replacing with our loyal party members and reclaim our great country and some give power to the president to authorize the government to legislate morality and wrestle back normality from Marxist ideologies that infiltrate our policies like gender race or anything W we're going to abolish the Department of Education turn the swearing in into a coronation America's great salvation will arrive with project 2025 coronation you mean like a king no it's called the unary executive Theory gives the next president unchecked power to do whatever they want so a king oh let's not get hung up on semantics here's how it's going to work once that we have started the transition and no one's left to tell us to wait we'll go through every policy position get rid of all the language that we hate like silver rights diversity and unions and pronouns to mention but a few defunding any liberal institutions that dare question what we do I'm pretty sure the Supreme Court oh the Supreme Court that's a good one now where was I abortion will be pretty much illegal and Reproductive Rights will be gone we'll get back to the biblical ideal that a family means a daddy and a mom with kids repeal the crazy climate regulations they getting the economy's way with everyone reporting to the stations on inauguration day when we give power to the president to authorize the government to legislate morality expelling abnormality like Godless ideologies protecting inequalities like gender race and anything woke we're going to abolish the Department of Education convert the Melt and pot into a Christian Nation the stage is set we'll be going live in 2025 I can't serious L say all that want a bet come on let's crack me open page 124 make more nuclear weapons in the war on fossil fuel page4 no gun violence protection 29 hungry kids at our schools p b offensive books from the classroom make it hard to register to vote 449 dismantle Medicare kill off the grizzly bear delete the term sexual orientation gender equality awareness of sensitivity diversity Equity inclusion abortion reproductive health and repr productive rights out of every rule regulation contract Grant and piece of federal legislation that exists and that's an actual quote and that my friend is only the beginning of how this makes America great you'll be so overwhelmed with all the winning that you won't know what you've lost till it's to wait this doesn't sound great at all no no it sounds like a nightmare well I guess if you wanted to there are still some things you can do to stop it like what well if you vote to save democracy and stand against autocracy and tell your friends and family enough with this Insanity we fought too long to part with these essential civil liberties like privacy and equity and bodily autonomy and what defines a family equality and empathy and we're not going back and maybe we could stop this radical Abomination the future all depends on your participation that's the way democracy will Thrive America was made for you and me so let's defend our freedom and our dignity now raise your voice and let's keep hope alive in 2025 now vote