Kevin Hart | Eagle & Football Passion?#standupcomedy #shortvideo #comedyshow #eagle #footballpassion

I bought an eagle like just because I'm such a big football fan the Philadelphia Eagles are it's like everything to me so I bought an eagle it lives at my house I'm serious that's dude I got to I got if you Google right now I know for a fact what are you talking about Google it Google it I don't want to Google it I want I don't believe you I I've seen you on the show and I've had you on with animals and you're afraid of animals yes that aren't trained

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