Intro was this Indie guitar this graveyard would be a lot smaller if I had been in charge Tim Waltz is cooked he is screwed I mean Tim Waltz is running for the hills it won't rest until all of the bright children of my beloved I love New York I'm from New York Bobby thank you so much for being a friend to Israel I've given you unlimited access to our road kill we invented hitting an animal with your car and then taking it apart with your hands now that he's got a real bank roll from the Trump campaign he's Kamala Wears Headphones taking it out on his old enemies he's trying to he's trying to squash us because my impersonation was just too clean anyway we had talks that we wanted to get into today yeah we're talking politics we're talking running for president and so you know let's get right into the horse race today there's there there's a lot going on in and and voting is is actually just beginning you know voting is is starting basically now here let me zoom in oh yeah here let me go ahead and throw this up you're gonna have to be the presenter yeah okay I mean I can I can throw them up but all right so people are starting to vote September 6 NC mail then we got 16th I'm not going to read them all but this is happening now I I'm I'm already filling out my second my third my fourth ballot it's and I have chat GPT filling out all of our ballots you know particularly so we can send them to places like Arizona Georgia and Florida yeah it's like but it's it's still somehow it's like making like a really shitty it's still somehow [ __ ] it up all you'd have to do is like put the names down but there's going to be like extra tildas and stuff for Calia hares you know you guys have all probably noticed the state of Trump's campaign pretty dismal seems to be totally floundering but from what we've heard the campaign is really truly going to start after this weekend right that's when he's uh he's going to he's going to bring out the big guns and uh really you know roll out their playbook against K Harrison Tim Walls that's what we've heard will it be too late is the cake already baked we'll find out let me give you a little preview Gavin uh of exactly what the what the what the new line of attack is right here um and and it's the fact that folks kamla is wearing headphones o Scandal very unpresidential it's like a brown suit okay here's the real Scandal here's the real Scandal This Woman's the vice president of the United States and I'm to believe that she still has to wear Apple headphones from like 2009 where where the bows where the noise cancelling over the ears headphones that everybody that it'ss on a private plane Wares yeah well that's the thing first of all you know it could be it at first I thought it was a style thing right I thought it was like oh she's she's appealing to to gen Z and gen Alpha with with the wired headphones but actually if you go back kamla has been against Bluetooth technology I have I I'm I'm pretty sure she's someone who has said in the past she does not like Bluetooth headphones and and and because she does not trust them maybe she knows something we don't she's from Silicone Valley she's from the heart of 5G to be fair it does seem like it would be easier to like hack into Bluetooth technology versus wired you know if there's some sort of a security thread or if she doesn't want like hot mic sort of stuff getting out there being Le she doesn't want everybody to know that she's listening to the same five abat TRS over and over and over again or that but yeah I can I can kind of understand that if I was paranoid I might be like you know do I really want this like you know Bluetooth signal out there uh I could just wire this [ __ ] in he could wire that [ __ ] in yeah it's it's it's really it's a sign that she is a you know she's a she's a woke moralist and she's afraid of progress she she hates technology and Trump Flips On Abortion she's a lite that was my take she's gonna bring back the iPod Nano and it's gonna it's going to Usher us back into Obama 2.0 but let's let's we want to start the show off by doing a big breakdown on the other side of things cuz we know there's a whole lot of Joy happening with the Democrats but let's let's see the other side of the bus of the bus meme where on one side it's all Nightmare Zone and the other one is is is is Joy I guess um we we've got Trump here Trump coming out with uh a big new policy change um on abortion let's let's take a listen here and you want abortion to be a states rights issue in Florida the state that you are a resident of there's an abortion related Amendment on the ballot to overturn the six week ban in Florida how are you going to vote on that well I think the six week is too short uh it has to be more time and so that's and I've told them that I want more weeks so you'll vote in favor of the amend B I want more weeks too I am that we need more than six weeks look just so you understand everybody wanted roie way terminated for years 52 years I got it done they wanted the streets cried out for it go back to the state exceptions are very important for me for Ronald Reagan for others that have navigated this very very interesting and he's so annoyed that he has to talk about this [ __ ] he's like this is the dumbest issue I hate these people [ __ ] it yep and it's ultimate it really is the ultimate deal with the devil because Trump obviously needed the uh you know and no pun intended but he needed the Evangelical vote he needed that churchgoing super anti-abortion vote to win in 2016 to get their approval all that Stu but now that he gave them what they ultimately wanted which was the overturning of roie Wade he has to run away from it he can't even brag about it although it should be his biggest accomplishment from a conservative perspective I mean this is something they've been working on for decades literally since before I was born it's been a pipe dream to overturn roie Wade and now he has to not only run away from it but kind of actually like agree with some of the criticisms of the legislation that's popping up since then and he has to you know be like Oh I'm not extreme like those people even though it's him who's responsible for it oh I mean Donald Trump's on record is saying that he's pro-abortion I mean Donald Trump has probably paid for so many abortions his next one's free I mean the dude has I mean it's just probably been a conveyor belt of him shooting loads into ladies and then handing him $800 cash in a cab ride to the [ __ ] Planned Parenthood I'm between season 1 and 13 of The Apprentice how many abortions has Trump had um on set I'll say it um let's see here uh we've got but but here's the thing yeah we quean this tweet up here is the most annoying people in the world are triggered by this and are like why can't we why can't we just lose and and keep this issue alive like the the the the lamest [ __ ] people are are are cringing and crying and being like we want this radioactive issue to maintain Center Stage let's see let's see our let's see our comedian friend Matt Walsh Matt Walsh fellow comedian Big Guns Matt Walsh says Amendment 4 in Florida will enshrine a right to murder children we got to kill these kids folks that's pretty metal I I didn't realize that Florida was out here cing for the metal head vote but that's an interesting maneuver it's called a mment volcano they throw the children in it's like the Mayans you know the Mayans are immigrating and they're changing our amendments they're just going Brey hoop hopping taking pictures of all the cans us you know literature for the campaign Trump needs to make absolutely clear that he will vote against it aligning with Planned Parenthood and the radical left defendant [ __ ] love murdering babies would be not only morally abominable but politically suicidal it totally demoralizes and alienates your base for the sake of appealing to people who won't vote for you regardless this is an easy call and to which my immediate rebuttal is LOL you are so dead wrong about this the more you run again on Banning abortion the more likely you are to lose it is one of the single motivating issues for people who who are under the age of like 40 basically everybody wants to have the right to keep it in their back pocket because it's basically a [ __ ] criminal death sentence to have a child in 2 for Century yeah I do think it kind of opens interesting sort of philosophical discussion though because there is kind of a mirror going on to some of the issues we're experiencing on the left here specifically I think with like immigration right k Harris is responding to the public opinion on immigration by going to the right and trying to be like Oh I'm just as uh I'm just as tough on the border as Donald Trump would be what a lefties and progressives specifically commentators what do they usually say about that well it's not really a good idea to do that because you're not going to trick anyone if someone's top issue is immigration or the Border they're already going to vote for Republicans so why would KLA Harris abandon her base trying to win over these voters that already are probably going to vote for Donald Trump uh it's an interesting kind of uh mirror like I said to what's happening on the right with abortion and I am interested if you think from a strategic perspective because I tend to agree with you Zack obviously it wouldn't be smart it doesn't seem like it would be smart for Trump to lean into abortion but I also think that you know Matt wsh is kind of correct that Donald Trump isn't gonna trick anyone No One's Gonna look at this and say oh now he's changed his mind and his heart and he's not going to let the Heritage Foundation pick the next two or three support Supreme Court Justices he's not going to let these radical even he's going to do that after he wins like like if there's more seats that open up you'll get it then but he's like you idiots just shut the [ __ ] up yeah exactly but I'm just saying like do you see what I'm saying on the left when when the Democrat you know runs to the right in order to appease the the public and where opinion seems to be on an issue like immigration we often consider it a mistake but when Trump does the same thing and runs to the left quote unquote on an issue like abortion everyone seems to think that is smart so which is it I think that it's I think it varies with Case by case I don't think there's any you know once sized fits-all for American politics I think the reason that when Donald Trump runs away from the most rabid crazy elements of his base it's because for a lot of Republican voters the dog already caught the car you know what I mean they did overturn roie way they aren't interested in a National Abortion bin they were interested in having more control over their [ __ ] archaic systems they want Texas and Mississippi or wherever to be able to ban it but they also want a place in the South where rich white people can put their [ __ ] uh you know girlfriends or you know whoever they cheated with on an airplane and send them to Florida and and that's something that they want to have available to them so I I'm thinking so you think Donald Trump should pretend to be more in favor of abortion rights you think that's the smart move in for him politically absolutely for politically 100% I mean I T I also it's different though you they're not it is there there are two separate things cuz on in one sense the immigration thing kamla just doesn't need to do no one's ever going to believe her and not enough people are gonna I think on the Democratic side be like she's got to have an answer for that like it seems like it seems like super unnecessary but then on the abortion thing that is like a dead [ __ ] lead Bell around [ __ ] Trump's neck that's dragging him to the bottom of the ocean it is a it's like on like 10 states like as an issue alone outside of included and so it's just like it doesn't feel like exactly the in terms of like needing to do it like KLA doesn't need to do the immigration thing to win it's stupid for her to do it yeah I mean I I mean I I tend to agree with that I tend to agree with that but I also do think that Trump genuinely does run the risk of seriously pissing off his base and guess where Donald Trump's support has always come from primarily his base it's not like his you know support has ever really come from moderates in the suburbs or whatever like no he has a very strong base that loves him um but the more he pisses off these people from the gripers to the abortion folks like at some point you are risking that Foundation being eroded Beyond repair because he can't really reach out and get moderates he can't really reach out and get independence that ship is sailed everyone's already made up their opinion on Donald Trump so if now you're pissing off your Bas by pissing in their face and telling them that even though you use them to get elected now you're going to abandon their key issues issues that you agreed were you know profoundly important from a moral perspective like I do think that a lot of people are going to be pissed off on the Republican side because theye they're going to vote for him anyways they're going to vote for him anyways they're going to cry and they're going to moan but Matt Walsh and all the people are going to shepher all them to vote for them anyways evangelicals are like some of the most active voters and I think they're just going to vote anyways because they're because kamla is a black person that's like so activating to them like that enough I think is something I agree with that ultimately you're right most of them will but in the same way that KLA is not going to trick anyone into thinking she's tough on the Border or whatever you just said I also don't think that any Independents or moderates are going to be won over by this pivot and think oh yeah Trump really has had a change of mind now he actually is going to protect reproductive Health Care rights and women's rights and oh I see he's really changed his mind no that's also not here's how I would say is the most politically effective way for him to spin that if he's trying to approach that moderate voter and I'm just putting on my like magah hat and I'm giving him free advice put it on brother better thread the needle I think he has to thread the needle and he has to start getting his Defenders to run out there and say Donald Trump was committed to putting the abortion issue back in the state's hands however he understands that a lot of Republicans value Freedom above everything and that means the freedom to make your own decisions with your doctor within the first x amount of weeks that's Donald Trump's firm position now the evangelicals can cope and seeed and he might risk the election but I think that's where he's backed up against the walu because I think if he comes out here and he says ban it everywhere ban abortions from C to signing she nobody will be aborted there will be only fetuses everywhere you must [ __ ] out your baby everybody's going to have a baby I have lots of babies you know I might have a few more babies who knows everybody's gonna be having more babies we're gonna have lots more babies folks that would be a disaster for him right but I think Griffin's also kind of right that in the same way that a lot of lefties are like backed up and she just gives you the middle finger and you're like who the [ __ ] else are you gonna vote for I think Donald Trump has the balls to turn around to the Evangelical base and maybe it'll backfire on him I'm not saying it's 100% effective but I think he'll be like [ __ ] you vote for the other guy so I mean my last thought on this is who is going to meme harder for Trump and I think you between the gers and the evangelicals it's got to be the gers I think you have to you have to count to you have to bring the gers back in if you're going to bring a one a one Coalition if one gotta go it's the evangelicals because they don't know memes all they know how to do is [ __ ] and cry uh the gers will doxs you they will they will find out where you were your house they will yeah they'll they'll be there um but you know you know if abortion wasn't like enough we have uh our man JD weird back on the mic I mean JD weird was in the booth for three Summers recording the weirdest podcast of all time and each week like for three Summers he was doing these podcasts I mean it it is incredible so abortion or no abortion women are going to feel very uncomfortable let's check it out let's doing five shows a day for three that's a different world three sum that's a way different world this he is the he's the Kanye West of making women uncomfortable fully developed views on this but to me what it is is is sort of a value system to replace the fact that they're all fundamentally atheist or agnostic they have no real value system their only value system is Achieve in a very conventional way and so this is also this I guess it's prpic when he was looking a little more Bernstein Bears idea how they're pursuing racial or gender Equity is like the value system that gives their life meaning well of course they all find that that value system leads to misery leads to unhappiness and so I I I think that what happens is like whenever you really pursue something right like let's say a doctor gives you a medicine to cure a disease and it doesn't work right um the patient gets worse well you can that's like every doctor for me concluding either the medicine isn't working or the the patient was so sick that what they need is even more of the medicine that you prescribed and I think the gender inequity stuff is like we need more of the medicine okay clearly this value set has made me a miserable person who can't have kids because I already you know passed the biological period when it was possible I live in a gave him the dawn lemon Pastor Prime we're gonna cut out to the wide shot and he's gonna be on fresh and fit in New York and I pay $5,000 a month for it but I'm really better than these other people what I'm gonna do is Project my like racial and gender sensitivities on the rest of them and like the reason that our society is broken is because these people don't think the exact way that I think even though the way that I think it's made me a miserable person I just need to make more people think like that he's the happiest person to send this message imagine this guy and you're just like I want him to be our running mate this guy has no charisma at all I wanted to literally fall asleep the second he starts talking you out you just zone out it reminds me of being in like eighth grade math sitting in the back of the room chewing on an eraser while some guy just drones and drones and drones about us something I couldn't give a [ __ ] about yeah a teacher with no RZ I mean he mentions in this clip like oh these people are unhappy in their like $5,000 apartments in big cities uh where they're not in relationships it's like are you're mad at like what DSA Twitter accounts like I don't like you're talking about like 2,000 people bro like this is most people are not paying $5,000 for their apartment a month that's just yeah we also got this interesting tidbit from a article I'm not I'm not exactly sure what article it was published in but apparently Trump was actually unaware of some of the more incendiary remarks um that opponents began rapidly unearthing from JD Vance pass and that the former president told allies that he was troubled by the idea that more comments would come to light as Democrats Savaged his Heir Apparent as weird an anti-woman um so that's pretty crazy I mean it really does seem like this guy was not vetted that at the last minute Trump cave to his son Tucker Carlson Elon Musk these kind of overly online freaks Who convinced him to pick JD Vance but it really doesn't seem like this was a calculated move it didn't seem like they were ready or prepared to respond to these sort of characterizations that instantly emerged and stuck to JD Vance it's not just like you know they they threw some stuff at the wall no all this stuff immediately stuck and people were like yep he is weird you're 100% right about that yeah it's undeniable I think that the sad reality is is that his goose is already cooked I mean it's not a sad reality I think it's actually it's hilarious like as far as just like playing the horse race it's sad because you don't get speculate on it anymore but I think he's damned if he does damned if he doesn't kind of pointing out right well you can be like hey I'm actually not as crazy as you thought I was well then all of the people who are actually riding with you are going to leave you behind and all the people who have already written you off over the last eight years as being Unwin unconvincingly deranged right [ __ ] ridiculously off the map when it comes to Civility and all this other ridiculous stuff so people have made up their minds about Trump all he can do is lay in the grave that he's dug for himself and I think JD Vance was the nail in the coffin you just can't overcome all of this you can't overcome all of it his hubris after the assassination attempt his derangement in thinking that he was going to be locked in to be running against Joe Biden even before the Democratic Convention it was it cost him it's over there's basically no path to victory for Does Kamala Got This? Donald Trump we've been saying it on our show for months yeah do you agree with that Griffin because we've been we've been saying that it seems clear as day it seems like some people like Nate silver still want to act like it's a 50-50 R I disagree I think it's very obvious that this is kl's race to lose baring some crazy you know war with Iran or something I think it's pretty obvious what's going to happen but do you have any push back do you still think it's like a dead heat or whatever um well I mean I I love I love my boy uh s Mr Silver and Gold I I mean he has been saying some things about it in in in his recent um blog posts I mean it does seem like one campaign has a lot of momentum and the other one doesn't and that voting is like already basically happening um but I mean as we saw from the comma interview she reminded us all that she's incredibly stupid and untalented and bad on her feet like like whenever she got that was your average American's perception of that interview well when she got even slightly pushed most of the interview was like a tongue bath but when she got slightly pushed on on issues she was not confident she looked down so you know maybe she has some bad debate moments against Trump where she's where she's not on her feet maybe there is an October surprise I mean we 100% are going to see BB just blowing the [ __ ] out of the Middle East uh right around election season um trying to get that war with Iran going so I mean all those things could happen but yeah I mean colist campaign has has momentum right now well can I ask you another question because I've been thinking about this a lot I totally agree that Benjamin n is going to continue to be an unchecked psychopath there's going to be nothing that Joe Biden does throughout the entirety of until at all and honestly probably nothing after whoever gets elected will happen but he's going to try desperately to incite Iran into a broader regional conflict he's going to double triple quadruple down it's going to be in the West Bank it's not gonna have anything to do with Hamas obviously it's going to be just a display of [ __ ] cruelty and violence my question is do you think most Americans are going to look at that and be like wow I wish Donald Trump was in charge of this very fragile Global nuclear war situation I mean uh who knows like you know the the fact that he is very negative on like the Ukraine war at least like vocally and like spending all that money I do think that enough people could be swayed and at least the the undecideds or the few independent people left that haven't turned on a TV I do think that they could see uh him as a more antiwar Cate I mean compared to the woman who just said we're going to have the most lethal military on earth like I do think there could be contrasts made there I mean again do I'm not personally believing that but sure that is that is 100% something that kamla with through her failure by like being super proar and all these issues is kind of giving up as as a lane for Trump to at least pretend to be anti-war I don't oops there goes but there's a third there's a third dark hor we have another I don't think that the contest Trump would make in a situation like that or that his supporters would try to make I don't even think that they would try to cast him as the anti-war candidate I think what Trump tries to do and sometimes is successful in doing is like casting himself as the peace through strength candidate that's what him and his surrogates and supporters always say they say there was peace under Trump not because he's a bleeding heart anti-war liberal but because he's so strong that no none of our enemies dare to attack us when he's in charge you know of course you know Putin was too scared to attack Ukraine under Trump because Trump would have nuked Moscow that kind of he does even do that anymore he's like no we're too big of homies like I I Vibe so hard with everyone like that's what he he's like Kim Jong like he showed me his like mixtape like it was just like they they all like he's like no I'm actually best friends with every person good or bad on the planet it's kind of been his [ __ ] yeah but you know what I'm saying though like I think that's actually if Trump is able to capitalize on an increasingly volatile situation in the Middle East it will be through that pitch he's going to say yeah if you put me in charge again all of these other world leaders are going to be too scared to uh you know create this Ruckus they don't want to get America involved if I'm charge they don't want America to have to come clean up because it ain't gonna be it ain't gonna be pretty for them and I do think that you know some Americans will fall for that because you know obviously the Biden Harris strategy is just fecklessness in the face of Total Insanity and and just letting BB Netanyahu you know destroy the Middle East and destroy Israel and Destroy Palestine and it's like obviously that's not working either so I do think just because Trump is not currently in charge he could be like yeah I'm gonna get in there and I'm not GNA be anti-war but I am going to tell people that they need to stop doing this [ __ ] and that they need to you know put the guns down or whatever the hell you know I think that could be effective even if it's totally unbelievable to me I mean ultimately the funniest thing that could happen is that everyone is super confident about Kamala and doesn't pressure her for any policy stuff and just goes along her wave and then they lose and then Trump's president again that would be the funniest outcome uh in terms of political activism and theory of the case I just cannot fathom an outcome I I mean and you again I'm prepared to be wrong because I'm being really I'm coming out in front of it all I'm just saying it's a Vibe elction it's a Vibe El I don't think that Donald Trump can get the Vibes back dude I don't think he can get the Vibes back lost too many people I think the Vibes are gone yeah I mean he has lost the Mojo it was extracted from his penis like Austin Powers 2 and I don't know yeah maybe we can get it back in his penis but we don't know you know I think this is a great time to move on because to one last issue W with Trump recently Trump Cemetery Gate that popped up I know you guys talked about a little bit about the cemetery um but uh so he like got in trouble for doing a political video at a you're not supposed to make political content at a cemetery or particularly Arlington National Cemetery I mean it's kind of the Holy Grail for people who have died in uniform now I like was a little confused on this because I feel like any time presidents or political politicians pose with any Soldier it's political right they're doing they're doing they're doing content like they're they're getting Clips you know I'm to die so that my career can SW but then they were like they like they appar they got in a fight with a with a cemetery worker what happened well okay dude so hear me out my I'll I'll speak from a little bit of SP we talked about this on our show a little bit my mom works with veterans my dad's a veteran my grandpa's a veteran y ya y right been around these folks certain kind of individuals in America particularly they have like an extreme reverence for the military right they have an extreme reverence towards the people who have served and when you [ __ ] with the rules at a cemetery where those guys are dying or I mean where those guys died and now you know live rested dead I don't know if it's called living you guys AR they're [ __ ] buried there people get really [ __ ] triggered and I think one of the guys that worked there was trying to do his job he was trying to do what's right and Donald Trump had his boys mess him up just like he always has and you know he was like excuse me so this is a mafia this is not they like pushed him over yeah hon of how America treats everyone and it honestly was probably good for him probably good for him he was like hey man what you're what you believe in this is all mythology and pageantry okay how we actually treat people is how you got treated wake the [ __ ] up that that would be my advice to this poor bastard um but I'm just saying and they were calling him like mentally deranged or whatever and I was like that sounds like any cemetery worker right like that's that's kind of the gets toll on you well that's what you have to be the like he get out of here kidss like that's just your that's normal you know but they said they W they didn't make it political they weren't trying to do ads but then anyways they did release this video oh let's go ahead and throw this guy out we lost 13 great great people what a horrible day it was this Indie guitar it's actually Tim [Music] Paul he's I didn't lose any this graveyard would be a lot smaller if I had been in charge he he can't not do the thumbs up at the graveyard he's physically incapable of it uh I mean so I guess yeah that didn't seem political that that didn't seem political to me that that felt like a slice of life it felt like a slice of life this a man that loves I'm I'm hey Griffin I know you're an East Coast liberal okay but back in God's country it ain't political to love your country and love the truth ain't that right Gavin that's America crack a bear son the funny thing about all the funny thing about all this to me is between this mess up on Trump's part and the comments about you know how recipients of the presidential medal of freedom are somehow more important or better than recipients of the Congressional Medal of Honor like between that flub and and this Cemetery thing uh they're really failing in their attempts to cast the Democrats as the like anti-il yeah that don't love the wars enough yeah yeah exactly and they they tried to call Tim Walls a draft Dodger you know that he was a coward he didn't deploy to Iraq and all this stuff like what look at this you know piece of garbage he's a fake veteran and stuff and then meanwhile Trump just over here like putting his foot in his mouth every five seconds blatantly disrespecting not only the military and recipients of the medal of freedom but also the cemeter the Arlington Cemetery itself this hallowed sacred grounds you know in the eyes of the military Community he's going to Tred out here to make a political Tik Tok video like this is uh this is scandalous if that's what you really care about and I was most offended by Trump being backed by Indie guitar because that just it felt like a very weird genre for him it was like a it's like Trump to fall asleep to was kind of the vibe U which is kind of like what the campaign is right now it is kind of just Trump ASMR complaining about stop the steal until you fall asleep like it is he is he is Sleepy Dawn now um but you mentioned Tim Waltz you mentioned Stolen Valor ding ding ding ding ding that's the word of the day W um we we've got it folks Tim Waltz is cooked he is screwed I mean Tim Waltz is running for the hills because we we we've tried to find his Achilles heel what is it is it gonna be Stolen Valor is it gonna be that he is a bad father is it GNA be that he loves his father too loves it bad loves doesn't like his son hates his son bad father good father we're we're not sure but we've exposed it Tim waltz's brother is here and he is is is exposing Walt he is gonna spread the word he's gonna take stage version of his brother and he's gonna tell us what's really going on in this sicko head because I've been I've been wondering and postulating on the show for a while being like what what what what are we gonna find out about this guy because there's got to be something weird right if you want to be president if you want to be in the White House you have some skeletons in your closet you know yeah it's so funny too because imagine how pathetic and worthless your life has to be that your brother is going to be the Vice Presidential nominee and all you have to do is go out and try and take Petty cheap shots at him because your life is worthless and you accomplish nothing you can't even be proud of your own brother and yet you want to go up there and pretend like the Republican party is the party of family values look my brother if he ran as a republican VP I would kick you [ __ ] ass but he would never You' never get me off the phone with him because I would constantly be trying to negotiate with the guy why would you why would you you know it just proves that you're a bad brother that you don't have a relationship to the guy that you don't love each other that you don't have any kind of emotional family connection and now you're just trying to ride a cheap wave to slander your own family this was gross honestly I want the Republicans to lean more into this because it's goingon to rub even their own face the wrong way we need to elevate we need to elevate uh brother walls here I mean look at the hat too the Fedora he's like a he's a white hat walls he's coming in I was I was thinking this looks like a before and after photo like before and after you start listening to Alex Jones or something like that because they do they do obviously look like brothers um it's also funny because one of the very first uh vid interviews Tim Walls did when he was kind of campaigning for VP I think it was on MSNBC or something like don't listen to my brother you're gonna hear from my brother do not trust him he's he looks a lot like me but he wears a hat he did talk about however you know one of the most annoying aspects of the Trump era being that like you know you couldn't just go to a Thanksgiving dinner without having to fight your family your crazy uh uncle or brother you know might have gone to the dark side in the last eight years he warned us about this his brother's just fulfilling the prophecy coming out of the woodwork to be like you know Tim 100% knew this was coming like there are going to be family members that are going to say lies about you but Gavin you had some quotes right from from from the brother yeah so let's take a look over here guys we have a Daily Beast article breaking down this story Tim Wall's brother is 100% opposed to his ideology 100% opposed to Universal meals and schools such wholesome policy proposals uh he wants kids to pay more actually Minnesota is not ma is China Jeff walls has no is a no tampon household his wife free beds okay all around the house and it looks like Jeff walls is a potentially a matbe subscriber because here he is Matt's favorite line every time anything bad happens to Trump we've just become a third world Banana Republic quite the hyperbolic language it's also sad too he obviously the rest of his family doesn't love him his community doesn't [ __ ] with them unless they just did him really dirty and that Facebook post did numbers after they sniped it and got the little you know Snipping Tool grab um yeah only five likes five engagements one sad react yeah I think it was four likes one huge for Facebook that's actually huge for Facebook that's actually 60 everybody you know and everybody you've ever met in your entire life follows you on Facebook if you're over the age of 60 they need to add an AI they needed to add an AI image to the post if they wanted to really do numbers on 2024 Facebook never go viral anyway let's take a a look here guys Tim Wall's brother railed against the Democratic vice presidential pick claiming his younger sibling was not the type of character you want making decisions about your future I'm 100% opposed to all his ideology Jeff walls 67 wrote of the Minnesota governor in a series of comments on Facebook published by the New York Post the Florida resident and registered who donated to Trump's 2016 presidential campaign also mused publicly about endorsing the GOP ticket so this Liz O'Neal friend of his says help mag get on stage with President Trump and endorse him help save this country to which Jeff responds I've thought hard about doing something like that I'm torn between that and just keeping my family out of it the stories I could tell not the type of character making decisions about your future so I'm I'm I mean what stories what stories are out there what what is I I what did he like freaking molest you when you were a young boy or something like what what possibly could you tell us you know that's not just like standard boilerplate family drama behind the scenes Petty BS that every family goes through like what are you really going to tell us about this guy that's that daming well what's hilarious is that you know the only thing that's going to come out of this guy's mouth are a bunch of like the most embarrassing resentment filled criticisms of his brother who worked his way up from being a school teacher and was a football coach beloved by his community goes to Congress the guy's just jealous obviously it's born by insane jealousy because his brother came from the exact same circumstances as him came from the exact same environment raised by the same parents in the same small town and instead he chose a different path and this guy is now crying and [ __ ] pissing his pants about how oh my little brother he's crazy because he just became a liberal and became super successful that's a politics of resentment I think it I'm going to I think I'm going to try to I'm going to try to be good faith here I'm going to say I think he's going to get I think he's got got maybe some DUIs hopefully you know but that could make him more relatable um also a DUI to be fair but he no oh yeah exactly right Tim already has a DUI right God so relatable he's unbeatable uh and then okay their late brother Craig walls died after being struck by a falling tree I not know this oh my God that's actually a bummer that's kind of a Midwestern story though their brother died after being struck by a falling tree it's like man you grew up in a small town in Minnesota no you didn't yeah do you want to hear my brother died nobody's challenging his credentials anywhere you can't be like this guy ain't really Middle America I think this is gonna work I think he's gonna come out and say that like Tim Walls doesn't like signal when he does left turns or something like that or he's like a bad Parker it's gonna be great this is what's going to take Tim down finally the the evil Beast known as Tim I mean but gu let's be real I know he's he's saying a lot of good stuff this Tim guy but do we not think there's could be potentially something evil about him I mean has there ever been a a good person trying to get into the White House no but Tim WS is gonna be the first one that's what that's what it is Jimmy farma from Georgia I'll do my own op I'm going to do my own opposition research cuz the Republicans aren't doing I'm going to help them out a little bit I'm talk to brother man has you know in impenetrable moral character you know I'm not saying he's like Mr Ro I'm just saying given what we're used to I think it's pretty clear that even if you just look at the man's accomplishments again take his personal you know is he evil is he a good man is he know a Jedi who cares look at what he's actually done um I don't think you can argue with that I don't think you can deny the man's accomplishments of helping his constituents and following through on what he was elected to accomplish so I mean to me that's you know how you judge a politician obviously I'm sure people can spam the chat with five or six horrific stories that will make me cringe um but yeah I mean compared to a just a obvious psychopath like Josh seiro or a freaking corporate stooge like Mark Kelly yeah I think that I mean it's something to be optimistic about we talked about them not doing any research on Vance beforehand and what I will give the Harris campaign is it really does seem like they have Hollywood casting people like working somewhere within Tim Walz Brother Betrayal there because like watching Josh Shapiro speak at the DNC watching Mark Kelly speak these were stinkers like they are not charismatic like Kelly might be the worst speaker I've ever seen in my entire aside his inspirational wife who did survive a bullet you know to the head and that is a that is a sto he's an astronaut too he has an send him back to space bro 100% let's trade him with the track you think going to space would at least give you like some amount of Riz like I've been to space [ __ ] from a bird's eye view look at you been [ __ ] I think he might have been the worst speaker I I saw out of any night yeah total trash so I gotta give that to the Harris campaign but I do agree I also think that there's a chance Tim Walls was literally piic just because he was an infinitely better Communicator than even Andy who was my second choice but he's miserable in the M compared to Tim Walls M he's got nothing on the mic I saw I I saw Basher at the DNC we I I we talked to him for a second and I was like this guy sucks he was awful he he was it was it was limp it was very limp presence um in the hallway um but off me a single head of his blunt it was a freaking disaster I saw him I says I says hey Andy I offer him a dab he he doesn't take my dab disaster there were blunts at the DNC the second that people made up that Beyonce was coming to the DNC blunts did start going out this this media lady came up to me uh and she was like I don't have a lighter for this blunt and I helped her light her blunt and then she let me hit the blunt and then medy Hassan like showed up behind me was like what what's this what what Cheerio what's going on Hamas people in England they always want to put tobacco in their blunts I'm like no stop it stop there's nothing wrong with a spliff I Hae spliffs they give me headaches let's sprinkle let's sprinkle some tobacco inhale tobacco like some people who have smoked cigarettes they can like inhale the tobacco like you normally would every time I try and inhale a spliff I just cough like I'm a seven-year-old [ __ ] no it's sick but anyways let's let's wave goodbye to Let's wave goodbye to Trump because we have other stories to talk about with this clip from you know another leader someone who's making sure Trump wins this race Laura Trump head of the RNC has released a new single a banger let's uh let me present this here sorry yeah let's present it Griffin let's not put the car before the horse okay this is the wrong one let's put this one the right one without your bravery we're all out of luck [Music] be this is like the second week of American Idol you know they're they're like they're feeling themselves because they made it to Hollywood but none of them can really sing they're none of them are musicians you know what I mean it's like so you've got all these people who are doing like the hardest karaoke performances of their entire lives they don't played play any instruments they can't read sheet music they're showing up they're slightly offkey but they're singing their hearts out right because they want to be the next American Idol I feel like this lady really wants to be next americ I think she's listening to our show I said that we need more for forg aut blow more music as part of the Trump thing so they can regain that Joy um it is interesting Zach that you do mention that she do she does have sort of that bad singer quality because let's let's take the autotune off for this next clip to really hear what Lura Trump's voice sounds [Music] like and now we're back to week one at American Idol try outs for American Idol and this lady is like currently the head of the RNC right is this live for someone is is there an audience besides the producer she's probably given a handsome amount of money to to correct what she's done I mean she's she's live streaming to her off where I'm a pain where I'm a pain Pig no no [ __ ] you pumped the RNC right yeah that was why it would be big news if she had an only fans um so that leads us you know we mentioned we mentioned on Israel Protests October surprise there are protests happening right now in um our little brother country of Israel here let me throw some of this up here um the protests are not happening seeff I'll steal your I'll steal your bit like these are not protesters these are Hamas soldiers these are occupiers these are these are crisis actors they're here to destroy the great country of Israel okay Iran has paid these ticktockers to smear their feces on the beautiful benorian airport they've smeared their piss and feces and now we must we must respond we must respond uh these are these are liberals Colombia students in Tel Aviv these are the graduating class of 2023 yeah so we've got we've got the protesters here they're they're they're they're making a big thing because you know I got a clip here too um this this one's good because they're getting hit with the the skunk water interrupt this antic broadcast for a moment here everyone excuse please excuse me man uh buddy I I know you're a good kid over here uh Mr Sir with the mustache I remember the 70s okay I had a good time on portets I imagine you know exactly what I'm talking about but I want you to know you're indulging in hateful anti-semitic rhetoric sir I want RF I'm just reading the news I'm calling it as I see it these are protest these are hermas protesters I won't rest until all of the bright children of my beloved country I love New York I'm from New York my father loved New York person and I won't see it fall into Bobby Bobby thank you Bobby thank you so much for being a friend to to Israel Bobby we you've done incredible things you please I've given you unlimited access to our roadkill in Israel Bobby we have the best roadkill in all of the Middle East we invented hitting an animal with your car and then taking it apart with your hands let's goel actually in it is a Middle East Cuisine to eat the road kill to Devour the animal the amalec we say would you would you prefer amalec fried or B battered uh steamed who played the cliff Israel yamchi Griffin sound like Sesame Street Count Dracula Israel is run by Count [Laughter] Dracula all right so this is them getting hit by Skunk water skunk [ __ ] yeah um they're getting hit they're getting hit with the p the pep we have Unleashed pep on the Hamas protesters in Israel uh so yeah I mean wow this folks that's what this is what they call an imperial Boomerang y'all we we we throw that skunk water out some someday that skunk water going to get shot back at you you know what I'm saying yeah I feel like K takes shots of skunk water like like he like rinses his mouth with it when he brushes his teeth you know uh it keeps him young you know what I mean yeah so we have these protests here uh and and and they said hey we are we are going to do a general strike because Netanyahu is not getting the hostages back or whatever you know that's what the majority of these protesters are here I think there was 300,000 people in the streets of Israel um to you know not like um you know say hey we should stop you know killing everyone and find a ceasefire they mainly just want the hostages back then we can then we can keep killing everyone so it's a it's about as far left as as it gets over there right now yeah unfortunately so and as far left as it gets over here is that cheerleading it on and saying sure you want the skunk juice we'll give you all the skunk juice you want but we're going to do it with the girl boss snap and P um yeah so which go for it I was going to say I have to imagine like I mean even if you're a bloodthirsty Zionist even if you hate Palestinian people and you're just viciously racist check check you know you're living in Israel wouldn't and you hold all of those viewpoints you're on the far right wouldn't you don't you want to live in like a nonar torn environment like isn't that scary you know to have this like Po potential war with Iran and this potential you know broader regional conflict at risk of exploding at any minute right like even if you're really committed to Zionism wouldn't you as an Israeli citizen much prefer BB just like wrap this [ __ ] up and and get the ceasefire deal that's on the table in the war get the hostages and at least restore some sense of normaly right like isn't isn't that don't you think that that is eventually if not already where the public opinion is going to turn Gavin that's super gay we're not doing that at all no way no way because then I would then I would immediately go to jail uh it would be not good but yes folks once again circle jerk America has shot from the half line and made it many weeks earlier nyaho has claimed that the general strike and the protesters in Israel are sinir and Hamas it is official confirmed from the number number one intelligence agency in the world yes 100% And you know what I don't know why this image really powerfully just speaks to me in the you know words of Zach deloka you know front man for Rage Against the Machine but um let's see what our boy has to say so you know they they I guess they they say Israel says they found like six dead hostages and the thing that uh the a lot of the zionists online right now are saying is that the hostages were shot in the back of the head like execution style uh by Hamas um but we don't actually have a whole lot of proof of that yet or like how these bodies were actually found or whatever um but so so anyways that's kind of that's kind of the setting right now as more information comes out let's uh let's see what Biden has to say though in in response to all this planning to present a final hostage field to the both sides this week we're very close to that what makes you think that this deal will be successful in a way that the other deals were not Mr President you think it's time for prime minister I can't get over how he looks already dead like you just look at this guy he looks like he looks like a worm from ation to the demonstration I'm going to get the detail when I walk into I'll talk to you after that looking good looking rested after his five vacations in the last two weeks that's too many vacations I'm sorry I go on vacation I'm exhausted after and he's always on vacation somewhere I mean that's takes a lot out of you Griffin when you go on vacation you're seeing the sites when Joe Biden goes on vacation they're unplugging his battery okay they're turning off the machine and they're letting it and [ __ ] update right that's the you know that's got to feel kind of good that's probably got to feel hella good for a have you ever seen the to Menace when he's on vacation he see 3PO when he's still under the tarp in Anakin's mom's house okay that's what they're doing to him when you're not looking to him they're putting him on a spaceship okay to uh you know chat or whatever the [ __ ] that was you nailed it nailed it there we go boom you'll survive you'll survive the night of the internet uh yeah so be he's he's being tough I mean I forgot this guy was President I really did I think most people have I yeah he's not president that's the sad part I mean has he done any like has he done I mean he hasn't been he didn't do a lot of stuff normally but I mean man like The Disappearance of him Pittsburg with kamla or was that last night they were supposed to do their first campaign rally together but other than that oh I mean he hasn't been around at all yeah they're like they're like wielded him out and it's like my advice is just don't you don't have to wheel them out let's just keep forgetting let's keep Aurora Hell's Angels forgetting um oh someone in chat says have you guys heard about the situation on Aurora Colorado the Hell's Angels have arrived crazy times okay so I hate now I hate to do this but we started this podcast to tackle disinformation and to solve discourse on the internet make it more civilized that is a fake clip going around uh I don't know if anyone wants to pull it up um it's the Hell's Angels clip is is fake that's a video from 2013 um but I do I do love the conservatives fascination with Hell's Angels I'm a little bit confused confused on what's going on in Aurora I've seen videos all right people we we we can do this live we we can figure this out so the Aurora thing there's videos going around of Aurora has fallen to to the Immigrant the mobs I guess of immigrant for people who don't know Aurora is like a stone throw from Denver right before it's like suburbs of Denver right before you get into Denver you're in Aurora Colorado it's the Dark Knight Joker shooting City that's why everyone knows Aurora The Dark Knight right is this is this in the immigrants or whatever so there was yeah so this click on the bottom left image yeah okay yeah yeah yeah so this is the video that's been going around and it's like uh like armed Venezuelan and they're they're just like they're doing like door Dash delivery or something like I don't know they all have guns and they just like are on this Cam and they just like walk in and out of this apartment and the clip ends and now they're saying like oh don't worry the Hell's Angels are coming the Hell's Angels are coming a bunch of 70-year-old [ __ ] cross burning racists are gonna know sell you meth along the way and also defend Aurora Colorado and I'm sorry but it's like guys like the Hell's Angels like they haven't been badass for like 40 years like the most the most badass thing the Hell's Angels do is like they like show up to like a make aish Foundation event like that's the hard hardcore ass [ __ ] the hell brother they're like they do they do like events where everyone makes sure to register their gun like it's just like these are not the Hell's Angels of the past but they're like don't worry the Hell's Angels are coming and it's like I guess they don't have the proud boys anymore so they can't say like the proud boys are coming because they're all in jail now yeah for January 6 yeah yeah also they're lacking Mila yeah and also we just had like a somewhat similar situation in the UK right where there was like a big mob of anti-immigrant like Vigilantes that were going after some poor innocent people that were the victim of fake news and it got claimed that these immigrants were behind some crime that didn't actually happen and then it was like a literal mob Justice kind of it was crazy right so it's like how about we don't do that here in America too that would be great and also wemart he thinks they're Voldemort don't say their name otherwise they're gonna come for you can't believe you're talking about that they're so brave on the internet watch out they're going to come and they're going to they're going to like help uh replace my tire on the side of the road like these these are these are they're [ __ ] come for me Hell's Angels we're officially enemies of the Pod you know they're all riding they can't ride motorcycles anymore so they have the three wheed ones for when your your back goes in your older age so you've got the like you know it's like one of those sitting lawnmowers essentially that's tearing down the highway Griffin those would probably never made it out to your parts but yeah the I know what you're talking about though I I I did I did spend summers in Houston okay uh so the the thing is is like yeah the Hell's Angels are just super lame there's no militias left for the conservatives to be like super scary about it is all things like what Gavin mentioned with the UK thing which is just like people do enough racist memes to like everyone's like in the street and that's like that that has a lot less of a fraternal Brotherhood aspect to it you know it's you know what's crazy I'll tout this my grandpa for people who are deep heads of the Vanguard you see him in the chat sometimes that dude was trying to be a Hell's Angel and the late 60s and that [ __ ] was hard as [ __ ] back then in Louisville Kentucky that's when Hunter Thompson was writing about it and he signed his ass up for the Vietnam War I believe as it response to that because he he decided being a biker wasn't for him you know what I and Tim Waltz hid he hid from the Vietnam War was that un like Donald Trump no the war that the war that Tim wal Tim wal did not fight in World War II he let his World War II soldiers down um but you know we have South America stuff to talk about though you know we venez it's great that we mentioned these Brazil Bans X that Venezuelan mobs are taking over Aurora Colorado let's look South for a second um because you know there's been a fight between our beautiful genius Elon Musk in Brazil have you guys been tracking this story BR yes all of the most annoying people you've ever heard in your entire life um they're obsessed with this issue right now and to me what it comes down to is is Elon Musk is probably Gavin actually put it very succinctly the last guy you would want in South America period you know so it's hard for me to it's hard for me to Grapple with Elon Wu whoever you want we want musk you know getting his company banned from Brazil if I'm Lula D Silva I'd be like get the [ __ ] out of here bro I hate you I I we'll C whoever we want well guess what we'll ban whatever company we want and our uh Supreme Court will uphold it yeah exactly when a he he definitely he definitely cucked Elon a bit on this one um but it's like I mean I guess they wanted like to just ban like a couple accounts or something like that like I don't know hashtag censorship um but uh gets to decide who gets Free Speech or not and it's just like they're like oh well you know it's great Elon is finally is Elon is standing up to censorship against Brazil uh but it's it's totally fine when he does it for India or turkey or Israel or like any of these other places got one at least he got the he got the the Lefty Lula down when he B white dudes for kamla that's based oh did he ban that yes dude I remember because I got to do my joke like every day for like a week where I was like Matt taibe where you at on Twitter and every time I would like put the little Bart Simpson thing where it's like say the lie and everybody and then it would be like you know yeah and I mean the the reason why that joke is so funny is because Elon Musk has turned Twitter or X into literally everything that the Twitter T pretended it was El musk and that's not to say there was nothing sketchy and nothing worth exposing under the previous you know regime at Twitter but I mean whatever censorious Behavior was going on looks just pet it looks like just Petty it looks like nothing compared to what Elon Musk has turned the platform into which is just a straight up propaganda machine I mean it's very clear that the algorithm is being rigged to try to feed people regardless of their iCal persuasion the most insane far-right propaganda prot Trump propaganda cultural propaganda and just like straight up Nazi [ __ ] like just blatant like Pro pro-slavery memes like yeah this is why slavery is necessary because black people are inferior and here's a chart that proves it like you'll see that kind ofit going viral so it's like I me this afternoon Let's All Pause and think was Hitler wrong that's like all the all the memes are these days yeah that's what Twitter is now and it's a intentional like decision it's it's not just Elon Musk you know allowing free speech to flourish and whatever discourse Rises to the top Rises to the top no it's literally an intentional decision to make the social media platform into a right-wing brainwashing you know uh apparatus apparatus right and you know I'm a little bit mixed I guess on the decision from Lula because I am a free speech absolutist and I definitely like using Twitter um but Elon Musk is not an elected he's not elected right at least the people in Brazil making these decisions are and they're supposedly acting in the best interests of their uh their citizens Elon Musk is just the world's richest man who took over this previously valuable platform and turned it into his hodgepodge of sludge and garbage so yeah [ __ ] him also I would just like to add that it's not really a free speech issue it's a free trade issue right can this company operate in Brazil you know what I mean do you have the right to start a company in America be the richest man then operate in Brazil they've said no we say no to all kinds of [ __ ] companies operating in America you can't buy a cheap well-manufactured cars in here because we have a [ __ ] firm grip on no cars coming in from China right why why won't we do that it's best for the American consumers well because we've decided it's bad for our auto manufacturing companies we've decided that manufacturing cars in this country is something that we're willing to do so we'll with our allies we'll let Germany send some cars specific cars that we say it's okay to well at Japan and South Korea send cars some cars that we say it's okay to but if China makes a banging car that will last 10 times as long and run on water we're not letting people buy it here we're not letting them sell it here and open up shops right bark up B tree how about that I want to see the same people that are so [ __ ] outraged about Brazil Banning X getting outraged about how they can't buy a Chinese electric car instead Elon Musk is trying to have his cake and eat it too he's trying to Lobby the government to not let Chinese electric cars into this and then also Lobby that he has the right to do his business in every country in the world C whoever he wants steal their [ __ ] lithium okay I'm not hearing it from that guy AKA The Boy Who Lived roll the clip hey I got this guy right here he's the hero of our [Music] times um so yeah this is uh this is this is obviously Elon Musk AKA The Boy Who Lived defeating some random Brazilian judge no one's heard about until now uh we can keep that rolling it's very very awful um supposed to be a lul I was worried that we would get [ __ ] copyright but I think we'll be fine wait from this no from truth from a real life event happening political two men facing off I mean I love a lot of things about this but the one thing I I did think about when I saw this video go around conservative circles and how everybody loved it was this is the final evolution of conservatives becoming liberal snowflakes that they are literally the Harry Potter Watchers now they are sorting each other into Hogwarts houses they are doing Harry Potter memes these are officially the snowflakes these are the snowflakes it's it's beautiful to see so true so true I don't know hard for me to get worked up for the world's richest man I'll tell you that much although I do feel bad I long for my heart longs for the people of uh Brazil who will have to find a different Pastime for themselves I just want El must to get Bor of X and sell it back to someone who can just turn it into Twitter again I'm just so sick of it yeah he he should sell it to us for for like a dollar and then we we'll go to jail for for him um yeah we'll get all the we'll get all the ad ad people back um but yeah I mean that that's all I had today guys did we have anything else that we needed to get into get off our chests we have the debates next week obviously we should streaming those and how are we feeling about the debate I believe this will be our last Circle Jerks that's ever recorded in this location so we should you know do a little star cross right here I'll be moving out of this little location we have a much nicer Studio set up you're GNA see some exposed brick you're GNA see some better lighting you're gonna see some more Decor Griffin is gonna be so kind as to help us make sure it all works so that's awesome but yeah so super excited about that this is last and final circle jerk in this room yeah expect uh expect a lot of more place ads we're going to start doing a lot of AD reads on the show you know I mean I know you guys aren't doing hellofresh ads but we're doing lots of hellofresh ads we're doing Blue Apron we're doing we're doing the one that sends like raw milk to you we're gonna do that one um and I do want to get to the point where we're selling gold Cash for Gold I want to sell Cash for Gold um that's how we know where true lefties the only authentic people are the ones who will sell you athletic green supplements you know uh Alpha Brain that's always that's always a reliable sources of information if you see those [ __ ] advertising for you also gold gold gold is always a good investment it always is a good investment all the people I know who are the richest people they always buy gold they never buy anything but gold that's why if you see a billionaire all of his assets are in Gold he just has gold bars everywhere because gold is this is the serious way to invest your money you invested in Gold someone said hello fresh is an Israeli company well yes you you you have to get your your meals uh to the uh once a week three meals three meals a day do you guys you guys call it TCT in this country I love hellofresh hellofresh what we're gonna we're going to audition for you next week but yeah debates guys I mean how are we feeling they're talking about un fighting about the mics I almost ended the live stream because I thought it would be funny to end the live stream while you were talking about uh that would be that would be that would be good cut cut me off at some point yeah instead I'm just gonna do it right now bye guys