He’s super cute! Do you just love getting to be
home with him all the time? [BABY CRIES] Yeah I do, I love it. You’re an artist, right? Well, I used to be... -Wow!
-Oh! But that feels like a
lifetime ago, so... -Yeah totally.
-Definitely. We get it. I used to be a stripper. The before times. Yes! Nobody in this family can clean their own butts. No no no! Oh, that’s okay. [DOOR SLAMS] If you wake him up, I will rip your throat out. Okay! For what it’s worth, I would kill to stay home with him every day. Mama fuzzy. [BABY LAUGHS] I’m not fuzzy! I just feel off. Look at my teeth. See how sharp they are? It’s a little bit weird. Motherhood, it changes you. It connects you to some primal urges. [GROWL] Woof! I feel like I’m stuck. Make up a plan, draw up a schedule. Happiness is a choice. [SLAP] Happiness is a choice. I’ll try. I’m never going to be smart, happy, or thin... ever again. Oh, and I’m pretty sure I’m turning into a dog. You’re so funny. [HOWL] Do you ever feel like the big secret is that we are gods? We fucking create life. We are so powerful. What the fuck? I could crush a walnut with my vagina. I am a woman. I am an animal. I am... Nightbitch. You’re so dirty. Where did you go? I went for a run.