seen a rumor that Trump is having an affair with Laura lummer yeah people have been pushing this I'm not going to lie I didn't believe it yesterday but um I hadn't seen these clips what the okay everyone if you are easily offended by sexism I need you to not listen to stream for a bit okay all right he is a 80-year-old sure but he's a that's former president and a billionaire are you joking is that really like come on man how the mighty have fallen the the feds take little St James and apparently man man has no game on his own he needed Epstein to do all of his middl Manning for him what the than so much for inviting me to sit with you today pleasure you're the best I love you thank you so much for I I know she's doing a bit here there's there have been a lot of and videos that I saw shut stop audio stop shut up that I saw just the other day of him with his arm on like the small of her back and stuff and her leaning in really close I don't know man Lara couldn't do better Lara is a worthless Dropout whiny [ __ ] baby fail Nazi Donald Trump is wealthy and a former president of the United States it doesn't matter how he looks this is pretty embarrassing it doesn't matter matter how he looks how old is she she is one year younger than me what a what a degradation of the standards of the the the office of the presidency she's 31 oh wait she's one year older than me sorry I knew she was one year off you're 30 Old I know I look so good for my age thank you yeah do do you think that Donald Trump has that like plastic surgery busted blonde Kink kind of thing you know what I mean with the girls with like the bolted on tits you know what I'm talking about I wonder than you so much for inv stop stop playing the audio when I don't ask you to yeah it's pictures like this man maybe it's unrequitted but I don't think you should be getting up like that to presidential candidates unless like you know what I mean the media is going to talk that's awfully close they kind of have like the same lips a little bit you know cuz Donald Trump kind of has the butthole lips one of Laura lum's recent Twitter posts literally calls other Mega women jealous for her being with Trump before the debate they're basically open about it I like how this tweet pretends Melania gives a about this man and isn't just hoping he dies soon yeah one of my favorite tweets ever was um was uh the the US 2024 presidential election if only Melania Trump could vote and it was every state was gray except for Florida which was blue uh and God that's so true the disgust that Melania has for Trump is so obvious and so like like there are so many bits of evidence you can point to every time they're in public together she's pulling away from him not getting close to him like retreating from kisses or handholds or whatever else she hates him probably because he's like beaten her a bunch like let's be real don't they sleep in a different room I hope so for her sake where's Melania Melania is in New York right now isn't she Melania doesn't follow Trump to to maral Lago that often I I I think like she doesn't follow him in a lot of this campaigning she's probably I I saw people saying she's one of his body guards and that's probably like complete speculation but it's also probably true they're both piece of [ __ ] yeah sure but like let's not compare one bad [ __ ] and one like feeble ant you know Melania is like bad in the most innocuous way imaginable compared to Donald Trump it's it's not even close is this is this real it's been a long night painting Laura lummer into my award-winning president Trump artwork but it's worth knowing she'll be a powerful new first lady okay it's like a bit it's a bit it's a very good bit though I like that it's like a sitcom dad do you think Trump would be offended by them being the same height cuz Trump is like 6'2 and Laura lumer is like a foot shorter than him yeah this is Western Art this is Western Beauty this is what western civilization was was built off of we need that Trump face as an emote actually that Trump face would make a good emote that's pretty good I do like that she flew with him to the debate in PA yeah we talked about that and it is pretty wild because unlike a lot of other people Laura lumer doesn't have anything you know she doesn't have a lot of Public Power she's mostly known as like a far-right Nazi [ __ ] poster um she's a rabble Rouser but she doesn't have a public office she doesn't have she lost multiple times she doesn't have like uh anything she doesn't have much money she doesn't have any power it's it's just I don't understand why she'd be with Trump if not for some I don't know UNT she has boobs I mean that's true but so do a lot of people including Trump I just don't think I don't think that should be enough look man I'm just out I'm just out here looking out for the interests of the United States of America okay I I think it makes us look bad when former presidents are macking up people like Laura lummer I just think it denigrates the office you know she secures the Jewish Nazi vote is Milo Jewish or am I misremember it's someone some there's there's another jazzi JSI I guess Netanyahu his mom is doesn't having a Jewish mom make you Jewish isn't that how that works Steven Miller is Jewish ah the aggressive white nationalist chichic ah chichic lot of JSI yeah no one's talking about the disproportionate representation Jewish people have in in the anti-semitism Community man they really are everywhere speaking of Milo him and Nick Fuentes are having the weirdest beef right now they're always doing something what I guess this isn't a total non seiter of a segue since lower lummer has associated with Milo and Nick Fuentes before I am publicly challenging Nick Fuentes to a baby off I will have more natural born Offspring by the second quarter of 2027 here are my conditions no Dave Ruben style pay to play you cannot you must succeed in courting a woman persuading her to breed with you children must be conceived naturally as a product of ordinary intercourse and not invitro fertilization or other artificial methods Lo them to God in the event of a tie marriage the mother shall be the determining Factor the loser shall pay the winner a quarter million and tweet the following I accept my adversary as a superior man to me in every way this is actually like maybe the best premise for reality TV I've ever heard two gay neo-nazis overcoming their disgust over women to impregnate as many as possible this is legitimately like Platinum TV this is like triple platinum 57 Seasons it's going to run longer than the Simpsons it's K it's Cinema I'm I'm watching every episode of this weekly in theaters okay I'm spending $50,000 a year on popcorn holy [ __ ] that's good leau noing I mean it's good of them to specify that you know we wouldn't want people to get confused reality TV uh producers wish they had the sauce yeah they're dude can you imagine the week-by-week updates of like following them trying to court women but they're both like repulsed by women so they have to like you know what I mean it'd be so good it'd be so funny dude I N little glimpses of Genius make the Island full of female gay supermodels I mean you could imagine it pretty like a Bachelor in Paradise kind of deal where you've got like 20 insanely hot women and all of them are just like they're all insane like the women are also all insane not like Nazis or whatever but they're all you know the kind of people you'd see in reality TV I don't know you need gay temptation to challenge them yeah that's true you should throw in some trans wom in there too because the Nazi Chaser like V diagram is pretty strong and it'd be funny you know give the trans women tasers just in case they get a little bit you know untoward but you know we're not talking safety issues here I'm just saying it'd be a nice like a nice little twist where does Kanye come into this Kanye can join dude are you kidding me it was a proposed TV show idea Lamona 67 I don't think it was an actual thing Elon Musk was going to sign up until he saw no I mean Elon has fathered at least a dozen children right so we know he actually is committed to the you know the breeding process uh he's he's out here to nut he has the sauce I mean I guess in a literal sense yeah Kanye the host Kanye would be such a good reality TV show host I'm not going to tell you what the race of the bartender who that my drink was it was a Jewish B Kanye should be a contestant Alex Jones should be the no I disagree I actually I find Alex Jones really to be like really unfunny genuinely there's a reason why people just remember some of the greatest hits but for the most part it's really just like loud gravel voiced rambling nonsense and he hits the same notes 50 times a show it's it's genuinely like pretty poing also yeah he's fake crazy Kanye is real crazy we want authentic it