and here we go folks in the Red Corner we have takeru the tsunami Kobayashi ready to Crunch wieners like your aunt crunches numbers at tax season expect a lot of bun ismen from this hot dog Samurai meanwhile in the blue Corner Joey Jaws Chestnut the man who turns hot dogs into mere appetizers this guy has more records than your grandpa's vinyl collection can he Chow Down his way to Victory again let's not forget the real victims here the hot dogs they didn't sign up for this can you imagine their last thoughts oh mustard not again midow analysis who will need more Pepto-Bismol by the end this battle of the bellies is not just about speed folks it's about endurance and probably Insanity look out for the postmeal nap competitors might enter a hibernation state that could Outlast some species of bears seriously somebody should be on standby with a forklift or an ambulance behind the scenes gossip I heard teu sneaks in power naaps mid bite allegedly Joey's secret weapon is believing they're not hot dogs but tiny burritos whatever works man all right audience participation time could you stomach the ultimate hot dog Showdown or would you rather binge watch the latest season of I'm not eating that seriously raise your buns if you dare like And subscribe please