Vinnie Presents: Hadden Clark

[Music] all right Carl uh before I tell you my creeps name today I want to show you a picture okay uh oh he was the um the fifth Beetle I believe right no Carl he was not ladies and gentlemen I give you hen Clark okay Haden is a raging monster [ __ ] that's the only three words I could use to describe those the people that we want in our military byy that's kind of the whole point that's who we're recruiting folks I'm sorry to do this to you but I got a uh I got a presentation ready to go on this guy because all right straping everyone this is a this guy's a [ __ ] problem if you guys want to come back for the Carl's cop cam I'll text you all when M's done now I'll put out a tweets he was raised in Troy New York he came from a very rich family his grandfather served as the mayor of White Plains New York his father was a Korean War veteran with a MBA and a PhD in chemistry and I'm telling you this for a reason his father had a very notable career he invented fire retardant Carpeting and plastic cling wrap oh cool now he did that while working for the Reynolds company who owned the patents and didn't give him any bonuses or anything they just took the how that works yeah and because of that he became a bitter drunk his wife whose name why am I a bitter drug then I mean had Paton stolen from me just your parents are also bitter drugs yeah maybe that's what it is just travels down the road his wife's name was Flavia she was a homemaker and also a bad drunk they had four kids three boys and finally a girl Haden was the third child he was born with some handicaps Carl so I know you could sympathize oh wait let me guess I'm CL [ __ ] footed you ass white no no okay uh his mother blames all his issues on a bad forp delivery which uh she said had given him a head injury she brought him to Yale University's child study center when he was 4 years old the doctor said he had some form of cerebral paly and perhaps mild brain damage his father then gave him a really cute nickname after that doctor's visit yeah uh he called him the [ __ ] that's kind of fun yeah now his brain injury manifested in a lot of weird ways Carl for example he could not walk on a p uh oh [ __ ] alert [ __ ] alert sorry I I got some dead air that drop I stumbled on you what were you saying it's all right he could not walk on pattern carpet Carl oh like his brain could not process it oh God so him in a casino would be hilarious watch he fall [ __ ] down Okay and like if he looked at your shirt he would fall the [ __ ] over well that's [ __ ] they tap his mother didn't really take care of him with this they ended up taping padding around his head before she would let him go out to play okay so obviously kids made fun of him the problem was that he handled it in very violent ways he was a very violent child Carl if he was a dog Christy gome would have shot him herself okay when he left the house it was like the show The Wire all the other kids in the playground were like head's coming and they'd all [ __ ] book it because this kid would straight up attack kick punch bite other kids on site on multiple occasions Carl as a child he would behead the pets of the kids who made fun of them and leave them on their doorsteps some Eric Cartman level [ __ ] dogs we're talking cats okay okay but the other kids were making fun of him though yes okay he was a raging [ __ ] though legitimately his brother was his two brothers his older brothers were complete garbage too if I grew up in this neighborhood I would definitely have had a headless cat yeah absolutely absolutely absolutely and you wouldn't have been able to get away either that's true your sister would have been trying to pull you away in the wagon and he would have been running after you with this [ __ ] football helmet on that fck you oh man if you got a hold of you you [ __ ] so his brothers were garbage too his oldest brother Bradfield was jailed in 1985 after murdering his coworker before slicing off her breasts and cooking them on a barbecue and eating them why isn't that your creep was in the Navy yeah his other brother may or may not have molested his own children and Haden is the worst okay if you say so so his mother Flavia really wanted a daughter right she had three boys and if she had just waited she would have gotten a girl but she was a drunk so what she did was because she was so disappointed in hadn't being born she used to get drunk and dress him up in dresses and call him Kristen oh that's fun well sure but he got older and it be is H's origin story too Helga man I think it's something similar to that I it's not exactly not ex okay no well Helga inside said she knew she was a girl Haden was like her M his mom forced it on him I see and he got older and creepier and pervy he really liked wearing women's clothes both of his parents caught him wearing women's underwear and his teens that they did not know where he got them and then until then the police started routinely bringing him home for peeping he was running around the neighborhood looking in Windows as a kid his father would punish him for this listen to this [ __ ] his dad would get loaded and hide outside the bathroom door and wait for Haden to get out of the shower like naked and then he would jump out and beat the [ __ ] out of him with the belt and he would yell [ __ ] at him like how do you like get peeped on [ __ ] and you just like beat with the belt but in 1964 14 years old he uh murdered his first victim oh and uh it was a boy he claimed uh he blacked out because he was so angry strangled him and his father helped him cover it up that was that's nice of him all right now we got some fatherson activities going on this was also never proven expl why but this is all on his word that his dad helped him now in spite of all the difficulty of being an ultraviolent Ultra horny [ __ ] he was able to graduate high school at the age of 21 Carl all right well at least you got there buddy yeah and his grandfather helped pull some strings right and got him into the very [ __ ] prestigious Culinary Institute of America which he graduated from in 1974 okay unfortunately he was a weirdo who could not keep a job because he was obsessed with Revenge if you did anything to this guy he [ __ ] lost his mind and he had to get back at you so ultimately he was fired from 14 kitchens in four years okay some of the reasons uh he got mad at the chef and urinated in Vats of mashed potatoes in retaliation [Music] and then he also did weird things like one place fired him because they found him in the cooler drinking beef blood oh that's frowned upon I would imagine they're like you need to leave sir uh his personal life started falling apart his parents divorced his father dies from cancer he moves up where his grandparents lived in Cape Cod he later confessed to having killed several woman burying her nude under the Sand Dune first removed her hand at the wrist and used the fingers as experimental bait for surf fishing how do that work probably not well okay again this was not this was consistent with the Jane Doe that they found around the time but he was never charged they're pretty sure he was on that this was him so what is a lunatic going to do he's got nothing in his life he's miserable it's time to join the Navy Carl [ __ ] yeah let's go this [ __ ] Luda we need reject was accepted into the Navy sure he's the side Duty as a below deck cook and Carl he excelled this was the best he ever did five years in proud service cooking for our boys and girls at women at Sea it's actually not a bad gig yeah doesn't sound too bad until they caught him wearing frilly underwear under his uniform oh was that FR depound in the Navy FR depound what year was this is in the 70s 0 this was in the 70s yeah that's round well early 80s now they'd probably get three medals for that back General yes head Clark so they also beat him up and locked in a meat freezer for three hours after they caught him in the women's underwear so the Navy is a lot of fun Navy's fun those guys know was any beef blood in there that he could drink while he's killing the time but uh he did suffer from a concussion after that situation because they banged his head against the aircraft carrier deck while they were dragging him around now Vinnie I don't normally pay attention to what you're saying because your presentation isn't great but I would imagine you want to get revenge on these people sure would be my guess of what's Happening next well he's just very upset with his life and he's discharged from the Navy because they uh diagnosed him a paranoid schizophrenic yeah which was a real rubber stamp thing they didn't know what the [ __ ] was wrong with them they just knew they didn't want him anymore so like paranoid gets franic by you crazy yeah so he moves in with his creepy pedo brother and his children in Silver Springs Maryland in October of 1985 uh he confessed to killing a woman named Sarah prior and leaving her corpse at whan field which was a baseball park in the neighborhood uh it has not been confirmed that Clark was the killer this is another one that he you know gave them the evidence but oh he probably just wanted attention afterwards well maybe January 1986 he's arrested for shoplifting women's underwear his creepy brother had to go bail him out from jail and then in May of 1986 his brother finally had to ask him to leave the house wait a second are you gonna tell me this is Lisa Boswell is that what this is all going to that's gonna be incredible not exactly okay wouldn't it be great if this is Lisa that be so [ __ ] and then she was play then all of a sudden Haden was playing trums for any money y but his brother had to ask him to move out because he didn't like the fact that he was masturbating in front of his niece and nephew yeah I wouldn't like that either yeah he was uh like I'm the only one allowed to do that in my house I'm the only one allowed to do creepy sex stuff to my children had I didn't finish on them what's the problem why are you getting so upset bro well he hated his six-year-old niece hated her mainly because she started calling him his least favorite childhood nickname the [ __ ] oh that's fun so the old is just [ __ ] dunking on him all the time thank you and he is really mad his brother had told him to move out and I got to tell you something very unfortunate happened that day okay the brother took the kids out said get all your [ __ ] get out be gone by the time we get back well while they were gone her little neighbor friend a uh little girl named Michelle door the six-year-old friend and the niece came over looking for her while they were moving all the things out Clark said oh she's upair STS and she went up to her room he walked out to his truck and uh hold on oh boy I feel like there's a reveal coming yeah he had his knife kit okay yeah this is his knife he's a chef it's understandable yeah so he went out to uh he went out to his TR got his knife kit and then he decided to uh Slash this little six-year-old girl's throat oh uh then he decide to lose his virginity oh he's a virgin at this time yeah well who's [ __ ] him I guess that's why he was uh [Music] ja he then decided to drink some of this six-year-old girl's blood oh boy uh ate a piece of her flesh and stuffed her into a duffel bag he buried her in a park 12 miles away I heard that's great for arthritis though is that true it is but here's the good thing about it because he was a you know a prep cook and a chef he knew how to clean that [ __ ] up pretty quick oh yeah no one had any idea he did this in this house no one had any [ __ ] clue the police blamed this little girl's father and he he [ __ ] his life was ruined the father of this girl right his brother no no no this isn't the niece this is the niece's friend gotcha okay like this is him going back to his childhood and murdering the pet of the person who made fun of him right oh I'm gonna [ __ ] oh I'll show her the little Fred came over [ __ ] slices her throat rapes her [ __ ] oh my God so he's homeless now where does he go back to his mom's and he stays with his mom till about 1988 until she confronts him about stealing items from her house now he retaliates by knocking her down to the floor and kicking her in the face and in the ribs uh then she ran out of the house and tried to go get help from the neighbors he then jumped into his oh that's not it jumped into his truck this one right here and tried to run over his own mother with it in the front lot of their house that truck sucks yes it does I hate that truck no wonder she survived uh the next day she presses charges for assault and battery he gets oneyear probation from the Rhode Island judge his mother writes him a letter telling him she does not love him anymore and will pretend he is dead from now on so you know that he's homeless now what does he do weird fact about this guy he always had money he had a ton of cash in the bank really yeah why is that he worked all these jobs he had money from his grandfather dyingly H yeah he was just a crazy person dude he's literally a lunatic right now he's completely aranged from his family he ends up renting in a basement apartment from this very innocent family the guy who owned this house described Haden as quote twisted and evil yep that's pretty good description I would say and he evicted it because he was so concerned about Haden's Behavior to toward his oldest daughter who had just come home from college so he ended up having to file charges against Haden who was obsessed with Revenge again after finding out that Haden booby tra the place before he left that's fun he rigged a 10 gon oil can over the door so when they opened it it would spill out all over the floor you're supposed to do that with water he sprayed black dye all over the living room floors he hid rotting fish heads in the piano chimney and stove Jesus Christ and then he killed the family's cats placing one in the stove and one on the welcome mat and stole a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] so he gets charged with destruction of he pled guilty as part of a deal he also was caught with an unlicensed firearm which uh you don't want this [ __ ] guy running around with a gun uh no jail time served really his year sentence was suspended and uh he was assigned a probation officer in order to get psychiatric treatment guess what never got it no probably wouldn't have helped anyway so what's he going to do now Carl I don't know he's homeless yeah he moves Off the Grid outside of Rockville Maryland even though he has like 60k in his bank account at the time he chooses to live in a tent in the woods okay this one right here mhm he rides around town on a pair of rollerblades calling himself this is him here's a great picture of old head I thought we were going to go one episode without talking about uh the letter alphabet people he's rolling around town on a pair of roller blades and he calls himself the Rockville rocket nice he's a uh what you call a local character Jesus Christ now in February 1989 he's arrested after another brilliant crime spree uh hadn't dressed up as a woman which he liked to do in his personal time and went to local churches while they were having Church it would go into the coat rooms dressed as a woman and would steal all the purses and everything that he could find in there so he ends up getting pulled over by police they find him once again with a gun that he shouldn't have had um women's wigs dressed syringes and a bundle of cash he pled guilty on two counts of theft one over 300 one under 300 he gets 18 months for this but the judge suspends it and says buddy you got you have some serious mental problems you need to get yourself some help okay and they let him walk again that doesn't make any sense Rick he's murdered women a child cats cats countless cats and he's just living out in the woods and he meets this woman named Penny hun telling and this poor lady sees him is just kind of a sad case he's running around with the stupid Jersey and helmet on and his roller blades knee pads dude so she hires him to come and be a GU do garden work in yard work at his house okay and let me tell you something Haden looked at her as his new Mommy uh oh he has a new mommy hen has a new mommy and it turns out that he didn't treat his mommy very well he treated her like his old Mommy and he started stealing stuff from her house she notices her pearls underwear and clothing started started to go missing Penny's daughter Laura returns home from Harvard where she just graduated from and he becomes very jealous of this she's like hey dude just stay outside of the house we don't want you in the house because she finds him one day in her bedroom like with one of her dresses on looking in the mirror okay he supposed to be outside doing yard work and you find this guy in your bed you're wearing to dress you're like okay uh Haden you're going to have to stay outside now then the tools in the shed and everything start disappearing okay and she gets a little bit more upset and he says listen you can't I I can't have you around here anymore Haden it's [ __ ] Revenge time okay he goes to the house and he enters through a back door and uses a kitchen knife to stabed the daughter to death in her bedroom while he suffocates her with the pillow there have been no laughs what do you mean none he then raped her and then put on her underwear that she was wearing he wrapped her in a bed sheet carried her through the woods burying her within a half mile of the house when moving her body he accidentally left a bloody fingerprint on the pillowcase later he goes back to the house dressed in women's clothes in a wig to make the neighbors think Laura left the house alone a month later authorities AR Ed Clark after discovering the fingerprint on one of the finger one of the pillowcases now according to prison authorities he pleads guilty to this and he gets sentenced to 30 years okay while he's in prison this [ __ ] lunatic was a terror okay I told you about my creep last week who was like jerking off in the showers and looking at the women yeah he's in Men's prison and he was so wooden shower wooden clean up would take scraps of food stuff him a milk containers and like leave him around his bed so it [ __ ] stunk he was a nightmare but they bring in a roommate and his roommate had long hair and a goatee and like a beard and hadn't legitimately thought it was Jesus Christ oh that's fun and he was like Jesus Christ and he was like Hey Jesus we're Ruby's pal and he starts confessing to all these crimes oh fun he confesses to the murder of Michelle door the little girl this guy who thinks that he thinks is Jesus Takes this to the warden turn out Jesus is a rat yeah who have th Jesus dude and the FBI starts getting involved because he was in the area everything's starting to line up and uh they go listen you're in here for Life dude you're gonna you're not going anywhere Haden and he and Haden goes all right I'll cooperate I'll tell you where Michelle door and Laura's bodies are okay but I'll only do it if you give me some panties I can wear and a wig all right it's fair so they did Fair up and then they took this guy trapes it around in his wig wearing his women's underwear through the woods doesn't he look lovely that's Kristen he had a name for Kristen her name is Kristen Blue Fin and Kristen is very flirty with all the cops and they would all go out and he dude the worst part about all this this roommate the the only way that Haden would agree to go find these bodies and show them where they were is if they brought the roommate with them too Jesus so this poor guy's got to get dragged around with this I just wanted to ran on my creepy roommate I don't want to be a part of his life now now he's got a [ __ ] dewi Christian he looks like Todd Meers oh gosh it's so mean so mean to say so ladies and gentlemen he ended up getting sentenced to another three 30 years on December 15 15 of 2000 though he led investigators to his grandparents former property where they discovered a plastic bucket with more than 200 pieces of jewelry inside including Laura hing's High School class ring they do not know how many people this guy killed but he had a lot of [ __ ] trophies I see