most people don't know you exist and never will shower thoughts that will blow your mind the last one is shocking even when a balloon is half inflated it is completely full nothing is on fire fire is on things peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighbor mow their lawn crabs probably think that fish can fly your first birthday is technically your second birthday fire trucks are really water trucks your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed bean bags are just boneless sofas Clapping Your Hands is just high-fiving yourself we will never really know what it's smells like underwater a different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you only one sock goes missing because if both did you wouldn't notice studies show you get smarter every day if you follow me