[Music] Gotham games [Music] welcome to Celebrity Deathmatch I'm Johnny Gomez [Music] smart move sucker Carmen get me the worms on your team buddy dude I'm ready to throw down it's Attack of the Killer carrot I'm going to show you a good time pumpkin people love clicking on me let's go beat up some dorks list go bust us some skull you've made a terrible mistake selecting me Cleo thanks you for picking her let's make some trouble I'm a team player oh so you like bad girls do you it's going to be a long hard fight hey it's me de mopis it's time for you to decide where to battle it's big it's blue and it's very deadly if you can't stand the heat well then don't stand next to the steam vents oh this rain makes me so hot I have a sudden urge for p clavas oh yeah I can work on my tan there [Music] this is where they manufacture my left leg every week [Music] good evening viewers and welcome to the show I'm your host Johnny Gomez and I'm the diamond more affectionately known as Nick this place is charged up and ready for the type of brutal Butchery that can only be seen on basic cable or home gaming consoles I'd hate to be a hot dog vendor down there these folks are hungry for meat it's time for our dreaded steel ring you can think of it as a f Factory for creating celebrities we like to think of it as a factory for Fun Factory on deck tonight we have some ferocious competitors the last time we had a lineup like this the whole front row was bathed in blood as if they weren't embarrassed Enough by MTV's cribs our celebrities have entered the death match Arena prepared to get your guts rewired Here Comes kmen Electra say hello to the world's biggest hugest adult film star Ron Jeremy and here comes the strongest man alive referee Mills ling you're here to beat the pee out of each other got me okay Fighters ready here comes a cherry pie of death come over here and I'll rub up against you let's get it on Rockets away how about I blow you up come on let's see some real fighting it's the beginning of the end for one of these ooh that'll stomp your Buzz this fight has my nipples so hard I can hardly contain myself we're in crossbow City USA put that in your pipe and smoke it and sming too while you're at a crossbow is not a toy and that's a good thing holy free holies that was a massive TR combination Nick when is it going to stop a couple more hits ought to finish this match off look you've been dead for the last hour you just refused to lie down [Music] I can't believe it Ron Jeremy just slammed his balls right down on top of her ladies and gentlemen we have a winner that was fun come on let's do it again holy moly what an ending put that one in your history book Mr Hand what an evening folks it's been my pleasure to be your host good night and God speed [Music] he [Music]