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Ticket Master I've been waiting a long time for this one mother if you have a venue fee and a processing fee what the hell is a service fee and why is it $18 for an $18 service fee I'd better be getting serviced why not just put a because we [ __ ] can fee also I love feeling the anxiety of not knowing if my tickets will work because of your crappy moving barcodes you let more scalpers through than TJ Maxx's pre-approval process for their crappy credit cards I got you again TJ Maxx Ticket Master your customer service line is less effective than a claw machine the thing goes up and then grabs you're not even trying claw machine this ain't Monopoly you can't go around owning every single venue Ticket Master I hope you suffocate on the poor ventilation in your venues you charge people too much for water and so I'm going to charge you too much for this you've been served