Roland Rat: The Series II - Mum & Dad - Trains

Used To Go Everywhere by train in the old days didn't we oh yeah oh I remember one train journey the best the most exciting we ever had do you remember Freddy yeah course I do I knew you would so exciting so romantic yeah football special Chelsea wa to Man United you forget for old daffer I mean our honeymoon trip oh yeah that yeah I'll never forget it climbing aboard the old steam train all our friends shouting good luck enjoy yourselves and you be sorry the train started there was that loud whistle then a rush of hot air yeah well your stomach was upset wasn't it the steam engine oh yes don't what yeah oh I'll fit you one in a minute do you really remember that trip I remember something all right it took three flipping hours I had a few too many to drink at the reception and there was no Corridor so no toilet oh yes I laughed oh I didn't I didn't dare it would be the same these days not in a modern train the old trains was different the romance of steam all gone now you could always try sitting by a kettle course Iris don't be dared it was a sound they made oh what like um diddly dum didly dum no they went chu chu chu chu chu I didn't I went Dilly Dum Dilly Dum chuff chaff chuff chaff Dilly Dum chuff chaff Dilly Dum Chu cha Dilly Dum yeah that's what they sounded like what if Roland remembers steam train of course he does he used to love him he'd stand at the window watching the countryside going past waving at all a cows he was practicing for his role in life practicing to be a superstar will it work didn't it yeah cows love him now Roland R Superstar only travels one way in the famous ratmobile and how does it go didly D cha cha dly dum [Applause]