Agent Reacts to Nikocado Avocado INSANE Weight Loss

yo so nicacado uh apparently let's just watch the video bro this has been on timing uh okay hold on wait two things first of all this is obese or he was obese uh and I understand bro I had a binge eating issue too I still have one so like I lowkey I understand the mindset of like this job became eating food eating a lot of food and he has a binge eating problem bro there's no way that doesn't spiral into something nasty and lowkey it did Sunny dropped a video like literally the day before titled nikocado new video is honestly just depressing whole time he been apparently he pre-recorded like a a year worth of videos or some [ __ ] like that and the whole time he was losing weight in the background I can't believe didn't spot him like he never left the house nobody ever spotted this leaving the house so two years that's crazy as [ __ ] that means like he he never went to a grocery store a [ __ ] say oh that's nikocado this is the video that dropped literally the day before um he dropped his transformation like what I'm done I don't like what I've become I don't like what I look like Nic card's recent video is so incredibly tragic it makes all of his previous breakdowns seem like they were happy moments simply titled by nikocado talks about deeply regretting his time on YouTube in the process admitting to financial ruin and the ways in which Fame d destroyed his life completely the 41-minute video begins on terrible footing as after only 24 seconds Nick's already almost on the verge of tears just going to tell you right off the bat I'm on the edge of a break down most likely by the end of this video I'm going be flipping out the reason for this is quickly revealed so was that part real or was he acting cuz if he had all this planning he was two steps ahead was he actually having a break down or was he just dragging it so that people had like a he was acting Realize YouTube was actually a terrible Choice my life was going great so I decided to do this YouTube life and I'm sitting here thinking I have thrown away the best years of my life admitting he never would have started if given a second chance I wish I could turn back the clock I wish I could go back in time I wish I would never have done YouTube I wish I would have never decided that this would be a fun way to make a living that this would be yo imagine clicking a nicacado video expecting this [ __ ] to be eating a [ __ ] ton of [ __ ] and then he just starts venting to you about how much he hates his life I'll be so what did I click on be a fun way to have a life this would be a fun way to provide for my family he further hints as to why my job is to face people who hate me who don't care for me that don't there aren't even interested in me they're here for someone fat yet he's interrupted by his pizza delivery leading to the video's only moment where Nick isn't totally miserable however the second he takes a bite you can see nikar realization that he despises his life completely he be eating good you should collab I feel like he's going to move away from this conent yo would y'all want to see a nikado collab on me I don't like this I don't like this channel I don't like what I'm doing with my life I had goals I had dreams and I threw it all away to eat food Nick hating his job isn't unexpected but n yo chat this much Checker fries I know he slept well bro Checker's fries is crack his Claim about money is a little more surprising the irony is I've barely made any money for the past two three years across nic's five biggest Channel he's done 1.85 billion views toal [ __ ] L unless he found a way to blow like $15 million trust me he is lying man there's no way you have two billion YouTube views and you are anywhere near broke bro he would he would dead ass have to also have a spending problem cuz there's no way it's so hard to outspend when you have this amount of views it's so hard and you have to think about what these views are I'm not going to pocket watch him obviously but for a moment let's go to his YouTube channel one of his YouTube channels cuz he has plenty of them and let's just take a look at the basics right the obvious [ __ ] everybody knows what the [ __ ] is that thumbnail I okay let's look at this one 48 minutes okay in 48 minutes he probably has ads running every four or five minutes [ __ ] probably has 10 12 ads in that video okay 10 12 ads with 3.2 million views there's no way he's not taking home like on the low end 50,000 on the high end 200,000 bro there's just no way there's no [ __ ] way there's no way on planet Earth and that's one video so if you just upload a few of these a month you're making great money let alone if you upload consistently I just don't know how often he was uploading and I don't know how often this is just his one chance bro cuz this [ __ ] has four other channels apparently yo there's no way he should be broke unless he just has like a crazy spring he got 10 SF 90s view means he's made 5.5 million from YouTube ads alone he also charges $500 per Cameo and has over 1,000 reviews meaning if you include maybe another thousand people who didn't review he's also likely made over a million from this then Nick also has a p Pon and his iconic line of merch which when combined with everything else could mean total career earnings of almost 10 million so how could it be possible he didn't make much money well Nardo would elaborate I hate that my job is showing up here and hoping I get paid from it because the YouTube Gods strike me down 3 years ago and it's never improved Nick seem to imply his videos were rarely monetized which has been happening for over 3 years we tested this by watching his content on a fresh new account and found that most videos on more nikocado don't even play one single ad on the contrary most of his third Channel videos have ads but his earnings didn't matter anyway because any money he did make is now oh cuz YouTube thinks that what he's doing is unsafe damn I ain't think about that in my head I'm think he's eating food [ __ ] there's no way is being demonetized but I guess if he's eating a ton of food they would consider that safe and then that's why they demonetized it damn that's ass that sucks being fully wasted it wasn't even worth it I barely made any money and the money I did make I lost to the extent that Nick he still made but he like his career has been so long this only happened a few years ago he still has he made Millions before that you get what I'm saying like the YouTube rules is going to change all the time it's not like this been the case like this the whole time but I can't see why his revenues been drying up okay so if he's been spending a lot he needs to cut it out survive I hate my finances I hate my husband I friends I hate my work I hate this country I hate this place to pay so much just to survive has El genetics this is my last pause he just has L genetics bro Matt Stony eats like [ __ ] too feel me Matt Stony just has a crazy metabolism so the [ __ ] doesn't put on weight feel me I I don't I don't know what their diets are off these videos but I'm telling you like the amount mat Stone e there's no reason he shouldn't be obese but people wouldn't call that promoting obesity or maybe they would maybe some people would call it that but some would just think it's a fun eating challenge feel me he begins to consider even moving to a different country I'm literally about to move to Indonesia I have a friend there right now and do you know how much she paid for her dinner $224 which Nick has actually done before having spent 3 years living in South America he acknowledges the easiest solution would have simp been to make a different type of content and I knew if I would have done something more age appropriate or more whatever friendly what was this all for I don't even like this or more tragically are you Ed he works out and eats like that sparingly no you're Ed [ __ ] yo let's say he does a 10,000 calorie challenge right that means that 10,000 calories for the average person is the amount they're supposed to eat over 5 days it doesn't matter if he works out Bozo you can't work out 10,000 calories in 5 days it would have to be some sort of YouTube challenge or you would have to be [ __ ] Michael Phelps my [ __ ] okay so that means you would have to not eat for the next five days just to be even bro you're literally making [ __ ] up you can't work out 10,000 calories you know how [ __ ] hard that is that [ __ ] is working out 10,000 real calories not Apple watch calories not exaggerated Apple watch calories real calories you would have to be on some David goggin [ __ ] so unless you're saying he's an elite athlete you're you're you're you're Ed my [ __ ] you're Ed his previous love of playing violin I felt like I had purpose to create beautiful music to inspire people to give people hope when they're going through he has to it seems nic's mukbangs have destroyed his previous talent I used to play the violin and my fing too fat God why is he wearing that small ass shirt and then I can't play anymore missing violin as an art form that actually impacted people's lives all it takes is one person to come to a concert or a show and you change their life because you inspire them to do something similar or to go into the Arts or something and I'm sitting here eating food in oompaville it's your fault nicardo further added I was very good I got a full ride scholarship to my school could you school have you known about it I went to the juliard for two I don't know what that is with juliard being the world's most prestigious Music School a user on Reddit found Nick's full list of violin achievements of which there were certainly many and it therefore makes sense that he was good enough to teach have you ever had a job yeah many violin lessons I used to play at weddings a YouTuber named a violin mechanic also watched all of Nick's violin videos concluding he was near professional right from the bat I can tell that this guy plays fantastically and it seem dis respect from other people was what Nick missed more than anything else I would finish my shows I would sign autographs people would wait in a line to take photos of me which I think some people would now but it's for a different reason it's not because I just inspired them it's because I am a fat funny meme by playing on the street Nick attracted massive crowds but as he sits there thinking for over 20 seconds he realizes what he truly misses is the respect he had for himself and I had a sense of pride a sense of Honor a sense of happiness I felt closer to God actually in comparison to his music all right this he either deserves a Oscar or some of this [ __ ] is just real guys I don't give a [ __ ] if he planing to gain weight then lose weight bro this [ __ ] is shedding tears and I'm not going to lie he's saying [ __ ] I can relate to as a previous morbidly obese currently obese [ __ ] that had a binge eating issue he's saying [ __ ] that I also understand so some of this [ __ ] is not acting my [ __ ] just so you know he's lost all motivation to mukbang I felt like I was doing something that I was called to do I don't feel that with these videos which can definitely be felt throughout the entire video I can't even F sit here and F this for you I'm not going to he tries to talk about the food but clearly doesn't care let's try these bre sticks H we fine as Nick's instead preoccupied with the thought of him retiring and if I just quit YouTube who's going to care a 100 couple hundred people okay I can't watch nickado slurp noodles and eat oh my life's not the same I used to watch nickado eat Taki it's a topic he's been considering throughout the previous year so why doesn't he quit and do something else completely well he addresses this also I can't even get a normal job I mean imagine if I went to apply doing some type of management because I'm so known or there's so many horrible things I've put myself into situations it's like it's going to create a polarizing environment you know how many people hate me they don't want to work with me it's like great so now I've really limited myself sadly Nick is probably right yo I'm Tripp my tripping what did he do [ __ ] hate him I mean he definitely eats a lot of [ __ ] and it's kind of disgusting but uh is there some drama missing out on why do people hate him if he was spotted working retail it would be a story instantly but there are still other YouTube ideas that could also be a YouTuber named us gang went unexpectedly viral when he began a series titled try to lose weight in 100 weeks well Nick showed in his recent video that he was already losing weight I recently lost 89 lbs but I'm still morbidly obese I can't even fit in a chair which has been proven as an element the audience likes to follow combine this with Nic cardo's notoriety and you've got a mega viral series that could fix his channel health and declining self-esteem I'm so ugly I don't want to be ugly whilst giving him respect from every single viewer imagine if he disappeared off of YouTube for a year or two lost all the weight and built muscle became an absolute Chad and returned to YouTube as a violin YouTuber the respect he'd receive would be insane the only problem is Nick's completely terrified of trying something new the worst part is I have an Escape Route I'm so that was his burner at this point however is there even another alternative I'm halfway through life I don't want to spend the next half being like this even Nick himself admitted he can't keep doing mukbangs you can't keep betting on the dying horse you just can't and in my stupid mind it's like it will change it will get better oh if I pump out more content it just I'm not like I'm just not liked and that's that's the that's the fact and it hurts and I doubt Nick's as disliked as he clearly thinks there are loads of different people who appreciate the meme while his series he made with oompaville helped restore his reputation the honesty in his recent video also makes him much more likable especially in the segments where he takes responsibility but it's nothing to do with you really not to lie if he started a YouTube channel and the first video was titled day one and he just dropped every day on some Sam suic [ __ ] trying to lose weight and he was making progress and [ __ ] can go back no cap that that that that YouTube channel right there would literally change the world I'm not even trolling on some like if this fat glob obese [ __ ] can do this [ __ ] then you could do this [ __ ] like I'm not trolling like he would make a ton of money it would all be monetizable because there's nothing you know what I'm saying unless you know YouTube can't be crazy sometimes he make some crazy bread off of it and then he was St himself in YouTube history and get that respect everything to do with me still nicar is convinced that everybody hates him and I'm here filming for people who hate me wow my life is so cool making the video's main point all the more obvious he desperately needs to try something new mean to be fair like I didn't do what he did feel me like you could see me losing weight I didn't record the process but like if you go to my gaming channel you could and you go on like order you can literally see the weight as it comes off me from the thumbnails to the videos like you could dead ass see if I've been eating well because I I was uploading daily through it so you click on this video 5 years ago congratulations you crazy scroll up a little bit and you click on this video four years ago all right so first of all it's been up oh my God look at the shape of my [ __ ] head I look like Kirby hey hey I look just like kiry all right let's scroll up to this is about three years ago hey yo hit up your damn RAR on face cam video hold on successful game ever in the if you could damn I'm still fat when did I lose weight [ __ ] when did I when did it happened bro oh this is still four years ago I just uploaded a lot all right two years ago welcome back oh my God literally night and day oh my God God damn yeah I was 330 at my biggest this was around my biggest maybe I was 300 around this time so like you could dead ass see my prog ression as I gained weight and you can see it as I lost weight but I thought about doing that for myself but the problem is is those videos would have taken away from the videos I was currently doing so if I was planning on taking a break anyway and I had two years pre-recorded which you can't do in a gaming cycle that drops every year I swear I would have done it that's a that's a money route right there that's a good way to make money and then you could change so many [ __ ] lives too you're clinging to something dead stop living in the past yeah yeah I couldn't at least I didn't get no OIC allegations because it didn't exist back then I guess it did but back then [ __ ] didn't know it was for weight loss everybody just thought it was a um diabetes medication so that [ __ ] [ __ ] can't hit me like you feel me they would have said waight Watchers or some [ __ ] Jenny kraiger I don't know what the [ __ ] the thing was back then last night I went to bed really early I was just all tuckered out so I said goodbye Moon and I snuggled on into bed to catch some z's little did I know that while I slumbered we'd all been paid a visit by someone very special and I'm not talking about Santa Claus but I'm talking about another man in a red shirt nikocado avocado I woke up this morning in a different timeline I think we shifted back to the baron Steen Bears universe and left the baron stain Bears Universe [Music] behind two steps ahead yo he looks good too I am always two steps ahead this has been the greatest social experiment for my entire life so I am the villain because I've made myself one this moment right here is this generation's I am your father this is up there with the Darth Vader identity reveal perhaps one of the most unexpected things I've seen in quite some time when I was watching this I let out an audible wo like I couldn't help myself my body responded without any other part of me having say so over it my body itself my soul was shocked when he took the mask off there so he gives Like a Villain monologue that sounds like it's out of the Fallout Universe talking about how he's two steps ahead because he had played the villain for so long now today I woke up from a very long dream and I also woke up having lost 250 lbs off of my body l two hum and just yesterday people were calling me fat and sick and boring losing 250 I know what he's doing Chad I'm on to you nicacado avocado he's farming Tik Tock edits well I'm telling you he is farming Tik Tock edits I know what he's doing bro I know what he's doing bro and then the bass is going to drop and it's going to show him doing some cool [ __ ] next [ __ ] I know what's going on man I know when a nigga's forming pound unbelievable Fe that's nothing shy of extraordinary and he mentions how even yesterday YouTubers and many other people were calling him sad fat depressing sick and all of that and still making videos about him even while he secretly over the course of two years had been losing all of that weight and all the videos that people were talking about were actually videos that nikado had filmed 2 years the the community keep them either entertained or keep himself Fanning the Flames of drama for people to latch on to except for like when I'm faring very fascinating I have never said something thinking oh them [ __ ] going to farm this on a Tik Tok edit I've never done that bro never never this [ __ ] don't count this a [ __ ] Kevin Hart mem bro some of you might recall about four years ago nikocado avocado and myself had a tiny bit of beef I'm talking like a Salsberry level of beef between us and we had a bit of a tinkle tussle back and forth pissing contest and boo fact check jump scare I wanted to double check when all of that took place so I looked at it it turns out it was 2021 ad B late September so coming up on three years not four I was a little off on that time moves very weird now time I I don't know what happened but time is moving at a different speed than it used to after all that drama i' had actually kept up with nikocado avocado occasionally just tuning in to check and see what's going on I made a video like a year ago on a piece of content that Nick dropped where he actually did talk about a weight loss Journey that he was going on and I've kind of just been cheering him on from the sidelines ever since then just hoping that he'd follow through on that and just to see where it all goes so to see this come up was not only extremely surprising just given how much weight he had lost in a relatively short period of time I know to a lot of people 2 years like on the internet terms that's like ancient history things that happened 2 years ago that might Century that no one remembers but like speaking realistically 2 years to lose 250 lbs that's a speedrun those are gold splits 35 a mon like 2 years and um this is where I'm posting now on this channel so I hope you consider subscribing is I'm actually next week baby M yeah that would mean a lot to me on his second Channel he mentions that it's been 2 years since he's made a video so years you can piece little breadcrumbs together in your head and follow this path you're connecting the dots get mad he has released videos on all of his channels over the course of two years quite a few of them not to the same frequency that he used to but he still had a ton of videos that he was releasing over the last bro you mean to tell me this [ __ ] crammed in two years worth of recordings bro he crammed in two years worth of recordings and at no point did [ __ ] in his audience ever think to say hey that's the same shirt from the last six videos you know how hard it is to record one week ahead let alone two years [ __ ] wasn't come on bro [ __ ] didn't notice hey I seen that shirt in the last six videos bro this was recorded on the same day he didn't upload much videos that were posted two weeks ago or even as recent as five days ago where he is that same weight oh that's part of social experiment recorded years ago that's part of it CGI and it's not AI generated content Nick actually just had a crazy backlog like the Library of Alexandria for mukbangs and he just kept going to the Vault to upload some of that old pre-recorded content as if it was new and people Were None the wiser I even went through these two videos here in particular just to see if I could find like a date somewhere on like his phone or when he went to the heart attack sticking on the wall but I didn't see anything maybe I missed it I did kind of go through maybe like flashed by I just didn't see it but I I do believe him that these were recorded years ago because that's the only logical explanation for how he is 250 lbs down right now yet 5 days ago he has a video at the heart of Attack Grill where he still like 400 lb or whatever it was dude was playing chess while the rest of us were playing checkers he played us like a goddamn violin and Nick loves the violin many of you might not remember this from the Nick expanded universe the the lore but he was actually an incredible violin player he was more decorated than like Captain America in terms of accolades when it came to this like in his field of violin he was a very well let me see the video bro let me see the video man all right let's do it bro I'll skip through it because I know he's probably going to Yap too two steps rivalries where they feel encouraged and engaged where they involve themselves with the stories and become a product of influence thirsty for distraction from time unspent spoiling their minds yet stimulating them at the same time W poetry I guess it's brilliant and it's dangerous I feel as if I'm monitoring ants on an ant farm one follows another follows another follows another it's someone in chat said is this the new Batman trailer mesmerizing is spell B all these little consumers all of these lost and bored people hey hey we got any poets in the chat consuming anything that they're told to consume so I am the villain because I've made myself one and you will continue to consume these stories about me year after year after year for as long as I tell the internet that I am the villain stories why does he want to be villain and linger and infect the minds of the ants influence the ants brainwash the ants you are the ants I'm not no [ __ ] ant first of all all right I'm I look I'm a grown ass man [ __ ] I'm not no [ __ ] ant I'm not even paying attention to [ __ ] you got I'mma Be Honest like I just discovered like all your [ __ ] like I'm not one of them ants that the other 26 million they could be ends I'm not sure I'm guaranteeing you I'm not one of them though bro and today I woke up from a very long dream and also up yo run that a clip run that iconic ant clip hey run that ant clip in the chat real quick where's that a clip at chat come on man what's the command for that [ __ ] Bro run the a clip it's time there we go thank you strong and we got the agency ant right here my [Laughter] [ __ ] I love you agent youve helped me a lot oh man what a guy he had sit to get done that day agent [Laughter] W Cameo man we love our ants around [Laughter] here all right 150 lb off I wonder what he's doing now probably dead yet just yesterday people were calling me fat I'm farming capital D I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry irrelevant people people are the most messed up creatures on the entire planet man was late for work that day and yet I've still managed to stay two steps ahead of everyone the joke's on you does he ever talk or is this just like a [ __ ] long whoa hold on wait black black I'm not going to lie I still stand on kissing your pets is kind of weird like in the mouth why are you kissing your pets in the mouth my [ __ ] Mr Noodle you're so cute that's a maau right Chad it's just a baby maau oh or is it like a yeah oh you're so cute might be Amazon par yeah you like that but it looks so much it looks like a miniature look like a big green that's a [ __ ] ma yeah you look like a big green avocado which is my favorite fruit ever yeah who's a good bird oh Mr Noodle I knew you like that oh man this [ __ ] is making bird people look crazy bro you missed me so so much I hey hey he's ruining the brand for all bird people bro we longer I know how many years was it how many years tell me how many years were we separate for I'm not going lie this why I can't have a pet chat I would never do this like I will never talk to a [ __ ] animal like this [ __ ] [ __ ] no this [ __ ] having a full-on combo and he's not trolling like he's dead ass talking to this bird he's not even it's not even like a joke like he's actually having a full-on combo with this bird that can understand what the [ __ ] he's saying and it's just normal bro I'm not going to lie this is why I can't have a pet I can't pretend like them [ __ ] understand me just cuz too many yeah I know my baby I had no choice I had no choice but Daddy's back we're back home home H back home should we do hey back here without hey and it was a long 8 years Daddy's home hey fny as hell man would have gone this long but it did and it was like a bad dream that yeah for his weight loss dream that we way he looks like he's in way better shape no cap it's over it was just a dream he got the eyes of a Child Soldier though chat why is his [ __ ] so [ __ ] red my [ __ ] God damn his [ __ ] is bloodshot like he was just spraying pepper spraying it pre video I don't know why weed he might be high as [ __ ] it was just a dream Mr Noodle wasn't it yeah hey I'm hoping he's in a better space mentally are you [ __ ] serious this [ __ ] what the [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] why this [ __ ] hasn't learned [ __ ] bro this [ __ ] hasn't learned a [ __ ] this [ __ ] had an opportunity with 26 million [ __ ] views in one day to just pivot his content to literally anything else and then still [ __ ] ordered this much food bro I don't even look good is that what he on God if he puts that in my mouth and closing if he puts that in his mouth sry oh that video's over I'm happy for his weight loss he doesn't need to do mukbangs no more Lord have mercy you could literally just do something else all right hire a strategist if you don't know the YouTube strategy it will take some time and some effort but you can do it good luck uh I'm happy he lost way I know a lot of [ __ ] are saying OIC OIC OIC uh o sucked his dick [ __ ] it just saved his life okay even if he did use OIC it just saved his life [ __ ] [ __ ] acting like you can't use medication to save your life but then when you got a little oopsie you go to the [ __ ] doctor and start popping oxy [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up bro this [ __ ] might have just saved his life even if he did use it if he didn't then good for him he did it naturally he did it the hard way good for him now if he did use the [ __ ] then who [ __ ] cares the whole point of medication is to help you in your life so if you're okay with whatever side effects that [ __ ] comes with cuz it comes with some then just take the [ __ ] and you feel me yeah that's just what it is um I just know what he had before wasn't healthy so I can't imagine the side effects of OIC is worse than the [ __ ] side effects of being morbidly obese oh so you like the video boom oh yeah you you're going to like that one too man go ahead just bro click the what the bro that's what I be saying like