still a whole lot of fun to be had at the state fair. Joining us live from the Suburban Collection Showplace in Novi, as he does every year. And I always look forward to this. Fox news Rob Wolchek with some little piggies. Hi, Rob. Hi, Taryn. Yeah, hi, Rupe. Yeah, we're out here at the state fair. That's right. It's Labor Day weekend. This rain is happening right now, but it's supposed to stop in a couple of minutes. And we got a wild weekend of fun out here at the state Fair. And one of the things I learned how to do today, which you're going to see in this package, is that these young ladies showed me how to show a pig. How good was I at showing a pig? I got best in Show for showing a pig. So roll that package and let's watch these hijinks. Did you know that Michigan ranks first in milk production per cow? We have very milky cows. All right, hang on. Let me see. Oh. Look at that. It's more fun milking a cow. I got to tell you, you have beautiful hair. You really do. So this is Fiona, the miniature horse. And my cameraman, Jeremy has a daughter named Fiona. Hi, Fiona. The miniature horse. Look at that beautiful hair. She's really beautiful. And that, of course, is a miniature donkey. What's a zebu? Oh she doesn't like me as a breed of cattle. And this is her calf. So we have Wilma, and we have not named the calf yet, so we might name him while we're here at the state Fair. That's a him. It is. It's a bull calf, Wilma and Fred for Fred Flintstone. That's what I'm thinking. So we might let some lucky fairgoer name him officially. Whoa, look at those red eyes, man. What have you been smoking? Do you have some? Sounds like Roop Raj when he gets an assignment, he doesn't like. Well. Hi there, piggy. Oh my goodness. What's this pig's name? We don't have. We don't have names. You don't name him? Oh, okay. Okay. Don't get so. Oh, my. Get me back to that food. Look at those hungry piggies. This is like the morning crew when they have free food in the newsroom. Speed by. There you go. Now you're going, now you're going to do it. Make my pig look bigger. Okay. Oh, look at the size of that pig. Look at the size of that pig. That's a big pig. I'm making the pig look bigger. Give me that whip, though, for my camera, man. Let me get here. This is here. I get him in shape. Now. This is move, move! So rock and roll, dog show. Here we go. There's no rock and roll. So I'll sing it. Sweet child of mine. Dog, dog, dog eat dog. Oh, boy. Look at her go. Look at Hailey go. She needs some rock and roll. You shook me all night long. Woo! Did you see me rolling a gangster? I'm riding dirty. Don't you know that I'm riding dirty? Don't you know that I'm riding dirty? Hello there dog. Hello there. So what? Jelly ball is, is just like you see in your hand. You have a gel blaster, right? That fires water. Orbeez. Yeah, which is our jelly ball. There are 96% made of water. Okay? The rest is soy and sugar mixed. This is jelly ball. Oh, I didn't mean to shoot. So. Hi, Jeremy. You got your gun? Yeah. Okay, here we g. I don't have a gun. Jeremy's shooting right at me. Oh, you got a. Are They got me. So, of course, the state fair has plenty of rides. They brought me to this one. The ring of Fire. And guess what? I'm not going on that. Of course, at the state fair. You got to get into that monster bag of cotton candy and all the other awesome food that they call fair food. Craig Siegelman, you're the chair. What are you, circus chairman? Circus. Circus chairman. Yes, sir. Tell me what they can see at the Shrine Circus this year. Well about everything. We got horses. We got camels. We got all kinds of stuff. Trapeze artists. We've got everything you would want to see in a great circus. And of course, you've got the clowns, right? We have the clowns. They're here. Just a bunch of clowns. That's Oh, as you can tell, it's like being at Fox to a bunch of clowns. All right, so I got to give out a few details. Now, of course, the fair is here at the Suburban Collection in Novi. It runs through Labor Day, so it's $42 for the ultimate wristband that gets you on all the rides. That gets you in the circus. It's $10 general admission, and you can get more information by going to Michigan State Fair, LLC. .com And these piggies are pretty awesome and we're having a great time. It's going to be a lot of fun out here. So come on out to the Michigan State Fair and Taryn pick one up. Rob I'm that pig is crying. He wants you. All right, give me one of the pigs up. Yeah. Come on, give me some love. All right, here we go. I got I got them here. We go. Look at that. Look at that cute pair. Oh little piggy. Oh my gosh. Yeah! Baby pigs. That's so great. Oh What's happening? That was amazing. It was worth it. You did a great job as you. Did you hear my. Hi there. Did you hear my little dig towards Rupe there in the package? No, no, no, we did, we did. It was good. It was good. Listen, that's a trick. It's a tradition, Rob. You got it. You got to take a dig at me every time. Rob. One day you and I are going to go out there. You have to. And I heard. I heard that that sheep going. And I said, oh, that's Rupe. What? He doesn't like it. Assignment. Isn't that somethin? Isn't that something? All the little pigs with the what's the food in our newsroom? That was right on