hello do I just do a monologue no back here question the back oh sorry hi thank you um you won an Oscar and an how are you feeling lucky oh God technology look know I my journey God it's been messy and disorganized so disorganized I couldn't even put this on a teleprompter on Friday yep it could be a disaster well I'm very grateful wow um we that's okay we have room for everybody of course it was a dude oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry to do that women wait their turn but it's fine it's well dude it's all good something I'm taking this in a completely different direction oh let's go okay eat some popcorn water hydrate okay I'm going I don't want to go I'm not actually wearing any underwear but and I just have a computer and glasses that need updating so there we go well this is the first impressions cam so it's great I'm so glad to make such a lovely first impression who are you people what are you doing well I've been an actor since I was 19 I'm 65 um I've sold yogurt that makes you sh for seven years and I just never thought in my life that I would get to do work at this level of depth and [Applause] complexity Sit down you're too old to be standing Julia hash suck it you know what I mean I don't even know what a hashtag is the world is round people what did um wait what oh hi sorry I'm blind we plan to celebrate tonight will Mara be involved in those plans I left Marsha in the theater like a I didn't know that I was coming I've never they never happened to me before so I thought oh well I left Maria in the theater it's bad no yes I will reunite with Maria and we will we will have a a good night she wants to come up here just get up here let me finish so wson I was I was too close yes your being here tonight means so much to me cuz I I really do know how much you hate to leave the house German television on your left sorry I'm a bit dyslexic yeah on your left hi how did the real thing live up to your imagination um I don't remember any of it so [Music]