>> Taylor: WELCOME TO "AFTER
MIDNIGHT!" PANELISTS, OH, MY GOODNESS,
THEY ARE SO EXCITED. HOLY [BLEEP]. TONIGHT YOU'LL ALL BE
PLAYING FOR THIS PLATE OF SPAGHETTI! THE STAGE LIGHTS ARE KEEPING
IT WARM! GIVE ME A CONSERVATIVE
MADLIB. ZAC. >> NONBINARY A COMMUNIST
NOUN IS COMING OVER THE BORDER FOR CHRISTMAS. >> Taylor: APARNA. >> THESE ADJECTIVE IMMIGRANT
SOCIALISTS WON'T STOP VERBALLY THEY ARE PRONOUNS. >> Taylor: JON? >> THESE WOKE NOUNS ARE
STEALING OUR ADVENTURE OUR ADVENT ADJECTIVE JOBS AND TG
THEM GAY. >> Taylor: LET'S GET INTO
IT! WELL, THE JOKER'S BACK. NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
THE FILM, I'M TALKING ABOUT BILLY MCFARLAND, THE FOUNDER
OF FYRE FESTIVAL: THE FESTIVAL THAT FLOPPED SO
HARD THERE WERE TWO DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT IT... AND I WATCHED BOTH OF THEM. [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
THAT'S RIGHT, THE FYRE FESTIVAL IS HAPPENING AGAIN. "THE ONLY QUESTION -- I
KNOW. "THE ONLY QUESTION IS WHERE. AND WHEN. AND HOW." I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION:
WHERE'S JA RULE? IS HE STILL STUCK ON THAT
ISLAND? APPARENTLY, THIS TIME, THERE
WILL BE LIMITED TICKETS. SO HOPEFUL FYRE FESTIVAL
ATTENDEES WILL NEED TO SUBMIT AN APPLICATION. SO PANELISTS, WHAT ARE SOME
OF THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL BE ASKED ON THE APPLICATION? APARNA. >> IF YOUR LOVED ONES NEVER
HEARD FROM YOU AGAIN, WOULD THEY BE FAD? [LAUGHTER] >> Taylor: ZAC? >> WHEN BAD THINGS HAPPEN DO
YOU THINK IT'S YOUR FAULT? [LAUGHTER] >> Taylor: JON? >> DO YOU WORRY YOUR
DESPERATE PURSUIT OF AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCES WHEN
THEY ARE COMPLETE A MANUFACTURED MAY BE AVOIDING
PURPOSE AND WORK WHILE AVOIDING THE WORK YOU NEED
TO DO ON YOURSELF? >> WOW, WOW, GOOD, GOOD,
GOOD. >> Taylor: I KIND OF WANT TO
GO NOW. FOO FIGHTERS DAVE GROHL HAS
A GREAT REPUTATION. BUT YESTERDAY HE ADMITTED HE
FOO'D UP BIG TIME. IN AN INSTAGRAM POST, THE
NICE GUY OF ROCK N' ROLL REVEALED THAT HE FATHERED A
BABY OUTSIDE OF HIS MARRIAGE. [AUDIENCE REACTS] WOW. THE OBVIOUS LESSON HERE: YOU
CAN'T TRUST DAVEs. SO, HERE'S A PICTURE OF ONE
OF OUR WRITERS: DAVE THOMASON. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
PANELISTS, WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS GUY HAS DONE OUTSIDE OF
HIS MARRIAGE TO HIS LOVELY WIFE? JON. >> THIS IS ACTUALLY STEVE,
HIS TWIN, DAVE DIED TEN YEARS AGO, IT TURNED OUT AS
A BIT BUT IT'S NOT A LIE ANYMORE. >> Taylor: ZAC? >> HE HAS A SECRET APARTMENT
WHERE HE MAKES SKETCHES FOR YOUTUBE WITH HIS 20-YEAR-OLD
ROOMMATES. >> Taylor: OH, NO, OH, GOD. >> WHEN HE'S LEAVING THE
RESTAURANT WITH A GROUP, HE TELLS EVERYONE LET'S ROCK
AND ROLL. >> Taylor: UNFORGIVABLE. NOW, IF YOU'RE A NASCAR
JUNKIE LIKE ME TO COME UP -- I COULD BE, YOU DON'T KNOW! IF YOU'RE A NASCAR JUNKIE
LIKE ME YOU KNOW FRANKIE MUNIZ AS THE ADULT DRIVER OF
THE NUMBER 35 FORD MUSTANG FOR JOEY GASE MOTORSPORTS. BUT IT TURNS OUT: HE ALSO
USED TO BE A CHILD ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WHO
KNEW! AND HE HAD SOME CHOICE WORDS
FOR HIS FORMER HOME YESTERDAY, TWEETING: "I
LANDED IN LOS ANGELES 23 MINUTES AGO AND I'M ALREADY
DISGUSTED BY THIS HELL HOLE." PANELISTS, YOU LIVE IN L.A. WHAT HELLISH HORRORS DID
FRANKIE MUNIZ SEE? APARNA. >> THAT IT'S DIFFERENT FROM
NEW YORK. [LAUGHTER] >> JON. >> BEN AFFLECK'S PROFILE. HE'S BACK, BABY! >> Taylor: ZAC? >> AND ASPIRING FILMMAKER
EDDIE Q&A WAS MORE OF A STATEMENT. [LAUGHTER] >> Taylor: SEEING
MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS ARE SOLITUDE AND DARKNESS, ONE
OF THE THINGS I HIT HIS OUTER SPACE. DESPITE THIS, SCIENTISTS
GIVE UPDATES ON SPACE REVEALING THAT THE EARTH IS
HABITABLE. EVEN I KNOW THERE IS
HABITABLE AND I'M A COMEDIAN. THESE SCIENTISTS ARE WASTING
OUR TIME. PANELISTS, GIVE US SOMETHING
MORE IMPORTANT IN OUR SCIENTISTS BE FOCUSING ON. JON. >> UNINVENTING THE INTERNET. >> Taylor: AS A PERSON, I
SUPPORT THAT, AS A HOST OF THE SHOW HOW DARE YOU. ZAC. >> MAKING THE EARTH A BEACH. >> Taylor: YEAH, SOMEONE
SHOULD DO THAT. >> I WANT TO KNOW WHY MY
TIKTOK ALGORITHM GIVES ME TIPS ON HOW TO BE A MORE
DISCREET NURSE IN NARCISSIST. >> Taylor: JON'S CURRENTLY
IN THE LEAD WITH 2500 POINTS. WE ARE GOING TO GO TO A
QUICK BREAK. ONE MAY COME BACK, WE WILL
BE SERVING FACE.